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Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh thats awful! God, BDD just sounds like the biggest jerk and bully that lives inside your head. Just constantly flicking you behind the ear.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Why? Because she was going to take it to a quarry and shoot LA?
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
The first victims of fascism are always its own. Anyone seen as disloyal within the party must be purged.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
They haven't got to the "just start shooting people" part of the plan yet
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does this feel like something from the Simpsons? Wiggum "Oh boy, chips!" Quimby "It is er...ah, your monthly bribe" Wiggum "awe, i wanted chips"
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hiding under you desk, because a black guy once looked at you at Starbucks. and that black guy, was his shadow.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah the "i was at a hipster coffee shop and all the trans communist Muslim atheists were saying how much they love Dead Leader and President 4 lyfe TrumP" school of citation
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate hate hate hate those shit coloured shoes. They are always worn with super tight pants by twinks and it makes them look like they're wearing flippers.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Source, the Dave Chappelle bit about the baby selling weed.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
of her 4th glass of wine?
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
Oh boy, America's Reichstag fire is a guy named Big Balls getting punched.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Being neat is overrated. So many people online look like they live in an staged house. Makes them feel fake. Seeing your socks on the floor or a disorganized shelf makes it feels like you live in a real place.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
That is the final word on the subject, right there. It's funny, when I was a kid i couldn't stand mustard, but around 13 or 14 I was give a hot dog with mustard already on it ajd realizes, "Wait, this isn't bad.".
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no, those poor nazis! And before you start going "um actually" yes it was a war crime, but fascists love bring up Dresden constantly to try to paint Nazi Germany as a victim of allied aggression, and to try to paint some equivalency between the allies and the Axis.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
@pushinguproses.bsky.social As the most Chicago person i know of, i need your take on this. Ketchup on hot dogs?
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
One group of racist losers celebrating another
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Your ex is a moron. I hope he steps on legos A LOT.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
John Glover was just made to play sleezy 80s guys. That photo looks like it was taken of the coach actor and a bunch of cardboard cutouts.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats awful! Even if nothings taken the violation of your personal space is such a terrible feeling.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Pleasness!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
You are amazing in so many ways, and anyone who says that to you, they need to pound sand. And not like, cool sand, the kind on the beach that's been sitting in the sun for a long time that's absorbed all the heat and you need to wear flp flops to walk on.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Paul Atredies: What do you call the mouse shape on the second moon? Stillgar (laughing) : We call that one Kevin
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling it the Divorced Dad Diner was being too kind. The drink looks like someone went to a swamp and scooped out the water and put ice in it. Also, that looks like melted cheese wiz. And i bet this costs more than a dinner at like Boston Pizza or some other chain restaurant.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a combination of things i like, weird little guys and sexy.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
You look so good in red
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
They won when the us decided guns had more rights than children
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! Your signature style! A curse upon who ever decided to discontinue those frames!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
Trump after finding out Musk is upset with him
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
I love how we live in a world where if someones cold, everyone moves heaven and earth to make them warm, but if you're hot, you are told to just deal with it, or have someone say "at least it isn't snowing!" or "I love the heat!".
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Very "Alien Egg after the Facehugger was birthed"
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
whenever i see stuff like this, the EMT shaking his head appears in my mind
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Ode doten doten day! ode doten day HEY! Fatting up our tapeworms!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
I'd love to see PeePee make a speech and not turn it around into whining about how unfair everyone is about Alberta. Its like how country songs always need to mention whisky.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you upset any witches recently? Or maybe pissed off any ancient gods?
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Must of been some hapsburgs that angered their subjects living in that building
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
That's more of a Cubs problem, though
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell ya!! Can't wait to see your new studio!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
What an awful song! I'm surprised you weren't murdered! I was! Oh!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
The pope caught me on his property The pope reached into his pocket for a pistol The pope pistol whipped me for being on his property The pope kicked my ass! The pope kicked my ass!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe you'll find a new one with a kiln built in!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
They say I'm a bad landlord, I'll prove them....RIGHT!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Does the woman look more and more like a Handmaiden in every picture? Like she wore normal, for a weirdo, clothes, and now she looks like she's accusing her neighbor of being a witch because they have a cat.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Kid Rock makes music for guys who bring condoms to family reunions
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I am so glad I am not the only one who got them confused with the Donnas.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Best assistant ever! If she consented i'd never stop kissing her given the chance.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah Chicago Squirrels are like Toronto Squirrels, completely fearless.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless this has behind the scenes stuff that Jenny Nicholson wasn't privvy to, whats the point?
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, they're sneakers, gym shoes sounds like a command from school to me. tennis shoes is weird though. It sounds like something my grandparents would say because you only wore them during tennis. BTW its a touque, a chesterfield and a duotang
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
LIke all republicans, the constitution only has the 2nd amendment and only the first few words of it.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Tuxedo bowl for a tuxie kitty!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
If Trump told me water was wet, i'd have to verify that
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
No, we fucking wont. You're idiot king keeps threatening us because his brain is mush and thinks we're the enemy. Decades of friendship ruined in a matter of weeks because people wanted cheaper eggs (and were so racist they didn't want a brown woman as president).
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish i was the scion of a famous and wealthy family and could become rich and powerful myself by spouting out bullshit i made off the top of my head.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol, America is wealthier than it every has been in history, its just concentrated in a handful of assholes like Musk.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
He's stay away from Warhammer so far.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew Kaz Rowe was but not Gabbi Belle! Wait, why did she have to go to New York to find pizza she liked then?
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
The irony is for years the tinfoil hat community has been screaming about secret takeovers and the end of Americana democracy, but then when it happens, they're all "Hell ya!". Because they were just racists.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
All these idiots going "the US should invade Canada to give them more freedom!" And then their leader just declared himself king.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
It saved as much as Musky makes a day in government contracts!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hell ya!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I still cannot believe no one wanted that cat. Basket is best cat
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
That bat cardigan is just so, you.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the normal cars just going on by without an issue. Probably because they weren't designed by a nazi k addict who forgot winter existed.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
You are amazing and deserve all the good things!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Happen valentines day to a most amazing lady! <3
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I will say it again, PottingUpRoses
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
That red lipstick really pops!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, fly the flag of histories 2 biggest losers. That's the ticket!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Pottery is one of my most satisfying looking things ever. It was a lump of clay and now its a bowl! Or a mug.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooo, who's your favorite? I'm gonna guess Magik
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Tyranny - people not like you are human as well, people shouldn't go bankrupt becasue they got sick, you have rights at your job. Not Tyranny - letting a game show host and a racist moron take over the goverment.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep thinking of the Bonus army and how the money promised to WW1 veterans was stolen by the cronies of Buchanan, and when they protested, Patton opened fired on them. Imagine that bug everyone getting SS and disability, every gov employee not getting their paychecks because Musk needed more K
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Its always crypto isn't it? Weird 100% of it is. Its like people are stupid or something
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Its missing "a longing for a past golden age that never existed"
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I love when centerists try to explain why they don't like "those radical leftists"; its always "I agree with them on X but they go to far" and then talk about things that either happened once, a hundred years ago or never actually happened.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
I expect the right to go "umaksully" about Musky seig heiling exactly like Hitler did (seriously, watch the two side by side, you know he practiced that in the mirror) but there's a lot of touchy feely hippy losers defending it too. Yea, you don't "everyone is entitled to their opinion" about nazis.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I always think of Robert Foxworthy as the evil Star Fleet Admiral to tried to do a coup in the Federation by claiming Changlings had taken over in Deep Space Nine.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
My dad is, frugal we'll say, and I grew up with not a lot of light because he'd always ask if I "needed that big light on" and so i barely ever had lamps, so i always get excited when I see a cool lamp!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
That purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! And PUR!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Cats and artists, both often found in shrimp posture. Thats how i end up when painting miniatures.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, I own a physical copy of Barlow's guide to extraterrestrials.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
So Musk was Supersmartschoolboy all along!
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Paint miniatures, hate fascism.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
Can't wait for Musky to buy the Canadian election next year too.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
I can only imagine this being them during the awards
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hah, what is that picture of Tucker? Trying to look all manly when in reality he's mr fancy pants baby face. I doubt he's been outside over night once in his life
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
@marvel-rivals.bsky.social Whenever I try to join the offical discord, after entering my verification number, it asks for my password. Super sketchy
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
The biggest assholes you know are gonna be very upset about this
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
Ya'll should be watching Dandadan, an anime that makes the fear of being naked in school a reality imgur.com/2ZcExst
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
Elon Musk is the real life Ted Faro, without the redeeming qualities.
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell ya, quake 2 time
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
And there will be people going "You shouldn't celebrate peoples deaths, even if they're horrible" And like, fuck you. You looking for a medal for being the most tolerant to fascist rapist racist assholes?
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
You know what you guys need? A little comic called "love is"
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social)
When the company says they can't pay you more because of the economy
twisted-mentat.bsky.social (@twisted-mentat.bsky.social) reply parent
None of these guys have any friends