Who are you going to be in September?
Who are you going to be in September?
The room with the golden bedpans?
I am not going to stay up all night for this
Get more pizza if necessary
Somebody confirm!
This may have aged well
Has anyone else slid into third after hitting a home run ? #Tuve
Snowball fight
What an intro! Lets do this
Boo louder.
Loving the Yankees doom and gloom organ music
Snowball fight!
That’s why most convos end like this one
when i was in school a few years after 9/11 and learned that "jihad" just meant "struggle"—the exact same concept the New Testament advocates for & praises in the apostles & other 1st century Christians—it completely disillusioned me to the media
Trammell won the game.
Do you hate anyone?
#stfudonnie
Because they don’t want kids. You’re welcome.
Now do a side by side comparison. How much rent does he pay? He brought this up. Answer him.
Oh hey this happened
Such cutting edge takes
Neener Neener Neener
Astros beat the Yankees.
Made me blink
As an old person, we’ve had fifty years of this. Since we were born. When do we realize that?
I am not homeless. I have zero children. I could not afford this apartment. Also Andrew Cuomo's imaginary woman at a shelter isn't an actual person because it's not like he talks to those people, or helps, or anything. Ew. Somewhere in New York. Can he name a shelter, or it's location
See you tomorrow!
Altuve Trammell Chaz Hunter B and everyone else.
I watched Nobody last night. Bob odenkirk is also a genius. Kill everyone and promise a sequel. Hahahahaha
I’ll shut up now until I can contribute. Just wanted to say some things.
Baseball is the most mentally astute activity a human can have. And to hear dudes that get that is such a challenge. You guys are good. Thx!
Keeping the game in focus. Thinking about the next 18 possibilities. Who says baseball is slow?
And sparky is so there with the absolute razor of a take. Everytime.
The inflection of the voice at the exact moment something happens leads to a call as complex as a really really good symphony.
Robert ford is the man. Took it all the way down the line and foul. The man is an artist at the profession of baseball announcing.
Perfect foul call @raford3.bsky.social
It was a good send by perezchica. Up 2-0 you gotta swagger. @raford3.bsky.social
He meant flee. Flee like a butterfly
Boo louder, Yankees @raford3.bsky.social
Okay, I’m on vacation. Staying away from all social, news etc… May the world burn
@raford3.bsky.social Italian HERB. Haha
That’s all I needed to hear 😆
Texas lawmakers rejected bill to enhance emergency response just months before floods
Uvalde vibes
Come back tomorrow and boo
17-1. Haha come back tomorrow night and boo Altuve hahahaha
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
But why?
Is the best way to quash a bad take to simply ignore it? Or to enter into endless debate? Debate less. Ignore more.
It might hit Mars? That would fuck up someones plans
Show us Robbie’s plaque!
Iconic when I was 30.
Bluesky Sunday sermon
@astrojaz.bsky.social we are stardust we are golden and we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden
They are both wonderful
She was a Hemingway. Had six toes on each foot and feisty!
Indeed we are not small after all. But we are alone. Our knowledge of our own existence tells us we are the only beings that matter ultimately. All beings come and go, yet we alone care for every other being. We are not small after all
Bro
What a rabbit trail
on the paul slavens show
Camera figured it out quick
On the next episode of The Chosen
Why am i not watching the wnba?
I do that in the car every time Closer to Fine comes on.
Mine neither. Although mine was prolly fightin through the mud and very unsure of where he was or what he was doing.
Our calico was named “Toes”. Her ashes are feeding a corner tea rose bush. We call it “Toes’s Roses”
Slavens
Paul slavers played Loretta Lynn and Conway twitty tonight. If that matters. I hope it does
Isaac Paredes just misses out on hitting 19 homeruns
Finally threw him a fastball @raford3.bsky.social
When I got this notification I thought, what could this possibly be about! LMAO.
Sunset about now. It’s all west Texas
A new moon. On the shortest night of the year
We have reached “the A’s are going to challenge” in Sacramento. Glad we scored a run. I have an orange light on
Why doesn’t he just make electric rockets?
Boss gave me the option of working today or tomorrow.
At least some of them had something to say, right?
Music isn’t Christian. That’s a marketing term - Derek Webb
Rejoice, rejoice, we have no choice but to… Carry On … www.iheart.com/artist/crosb...
Face piles of trials with smiles… Lovely To See You … www.iheart.com/artist/the-m...
Bob Dylan
One better. Buddy Holly. Set the stage
Exodus
Anything from Neil Young
@mlb should sing it during the 7th inning stretch on Sundays.
Every verse.
Had butterscotch crème brûlée last week at my son’s restaurant. Magnifico
I think he did on Spotify too
Grapefruit juice and grey goose
Definitely having chicken tacos for lunch tomorrow.
Naw, he gotta go blow up some rockets
Talarico’s calm presentation should be studied by theologians for a while If you really wanna know
I haven’t heard that one Billy Joe Royal song in a while …
It’s going down boys. Run!
Field guide to decent humans
Taco Wednesday is like watching I don’t know what
Jesus
While there are similarities to previous events, and we should learn from them, we can’t treat today like yesterday.
While I’m not a fan of everything, this is a move that is actually progressive. The entire world is feeling tense, and there are some bad actors trying to get in and do things. We must be vigilant of our own lives within this mess. Protecting ourselves is not bad.
