megan.
@twointheschink.bsky.social
well, i think i've gone mad, isn't that so sad? pgh
created November 18, 2023
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OptaAce (@optaace.optajoe.com) reposted
3 - This year's US Open is only the third GS event in the Open Era where all eight Women's Singles quarter-finalists have previously reached a GS final: 🍓 1976 🍓 1981 🗽 2025 🆕 Top-tier. #USOpen | @wtatour.bsky.social
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
amanda aniservebotova 👍
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
knew mj was elite 🫶
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
amanda knew right away it was going to be a winner. that smirk lmao
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
oh my god what a point looooooool
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
HELL YEAAAAAAAAH
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
they are playing some AWESOME points in this game esp
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
her and venus have such great chemistry. 10/10 pairing
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
leylah has been the best player on court. she’s been sublime!
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
esp when de minaur was playing someone ranked in the **400s**? sure, he’s a 3xqfs, but also the opponent. equality was the reason? muchova has made the sfs two straight years and was playing a t30 player in kostyuk. if they had to relegate a r16 match to grandstand, it should have been the former.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
listen fair enough, but it is absolute nonsense. and after the events of the other day, place her on a safer court?????? nonsense
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
who actually wanted to see alex de minaur and leandro riedi? this is not meant to be offensive to them, but i meannnnnnnnnn
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
why were karolina muchova and marta kostyuk even scheduled on grandstand????
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
this piece is awesome. come for the analysis, stay for the storytelling about tennis sounds.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
which one is winning uso and why is it barbie k coming to collect her surface slam?
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
the girls HAAAAAAATE to see an inconspicuous marketa vondrousova coming
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
the surgeon™️
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
truly some marketa vondrousova things in that last game 😂
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
THREE IN A ROW HAHAHAHAHAH
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
lenary bakina:
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
if carlos alcaraz has cartoon dog music playing behind his eyes and in his head all the time (valid), what kind of music does vondrousova having playing in her head? gotta be something so overly hipster, right?
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
the bh is FIRING
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
omgggggg lenary bakina that was PRETTTTTTTTTTY
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
"do people teach that grip?" "probably not. i think she made it up"
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
HOLY MARKETA volcano fully erupting
Little Daddy House Shoes (@bronxboyjoy.bsky.social) reposted
Literally the first thing I hear when I turned the match on just now was Mary calling Vukov “abusive” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
smart kid. it's just so unbelievably shit.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm unbelievably tired of them.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
these vulture kids man. they gotta GOOOOOOOOOOOO. get them gone
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
love me a good running ccfh
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
gal who went to wimbledon (@tennisstorm.bsky.social) reposted
4 matches on Armstrong and only 2 on Ashe with Ashe sitting absolutely empty for HOW LONG??? US Open scheduling / ticketing has been absolutely embarrassing this Open but I guess they are laughing to the damn bank
April Glick Pulito (@aprilglick.bsky.social) reposted
us open scheduling is so bad—what do you mean Ashe has been empty for like two hours, and you’re about to put on a match at 6pm at Armstrong that could last FIVE HOURS before the night session scheduled at 7. 🎾
The Body Serve (@thebodyserve.bsky.social) reposted
I'm convinced there's no one in the world who loves tennis more than Barbora Krejcikova.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
i gotta push back on this as a choice because that was a choke i cannot lie. taylor **WENT** for it and babs still nabbed it. this was two players both doing the absolute most to win. what a match mannnnnnn
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
yeah.......
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
oh taylor 🫂
Forced Errors (@forcederrors.bsky.social) reposted
That'll be the most dramatic match of the day, by a mile
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
TAKE A FUCKING BOW LADIES! WHAT A MATCH
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
tennis babyyyyyyy!
Priscilla (@willowscourt.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Zap zap zap
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/hanl... yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh really is
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, there is nothing wrong with that from TT. that is giant mental toughness from krej. maybe TT could have gone to the bh more, but krej did begin to find it as well. just sensational stuff
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
i don't know what happens from here, but that is plot armor to win the title type shit from miss barbie k
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
THAT WAS CRAZY
SDJ (@diegoistica.bsky.social) reposted
I'm blaming those evil rich children with the giant tennis balls regardless of how this tiebreak goes
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
this tb
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
FUCK ME WHAT A POINT
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
we need to boo these vulture kids way more man. we gotta shame them
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
that bh?????? SIR . 🥵
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
holy moleeeeeeeeeeey. 🥵
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
now that we are back into real tennis points, mannnnnn, they are doing the good stuff ™️ just some real class stuff from both
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
inside in fhs are pure crack
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
right. she's even cheating on the bh side now and still just cannot combat them. it's just too good.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
these lobs are sooooo ridiculously good. tough spots every time. just sublime stuff
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
this is the most midwestern thing i have ever seen. when i saw the cup said minnesota state fair i immediately understood looool (i am intrigued tho icl)
Lobjan (@lobjan.bsky.social) reposted
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
28 minutes wheeeeeeew
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
tayto has been immaculate. absolute masterclass so far
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
magic man 🎩
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
omg carlitos just hit a behind the back short ball that rinderknech netted. hell yeah
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
oh my god. hahahahhaah
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
when he’s good and locked in, it’s insane. the pace and touch combination is irresistible
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
that was crazy
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
loooooool. meddy and uso name a more chaotic duo 😭
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s really doing the most to start the fifth. i am flummoxed
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
i love mess !!!!
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
i don’t either lol
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly 😁
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
i thought for sure this man would tank the fifth set and here he is breaking right at the jump. t e n n i s
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
i had to swap over to the linear tv feed and deal with the espn coms 😭 it’s gross
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
this crowd is WILD loooooool
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
we are in full gutter territory. trash this interface/app man.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
sksksksks that might improve it tbf 🤪
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
watching tennis 👍
Peter (@thaiguy.bsky.social) reposted
This photo goes so hard.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
100%. that lowkey made me feel guilty for watching
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, i mean this is definitely true. her brain is a boiled frog at the moment. that was fully quitting out loud 😬 she better hope they can do brain transplants in the bathroom
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
iga just broke her. kalinskaya is either getting bageled or retiring in the second
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
how many dfs is anna kalinskaya going to hit in this tb be honest
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
CRACK. too powerful
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
soooooo good. v vibey feel in some songs and i love it so much
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
three r4s in a row for ekat????? is she ok?
Emilie (@delicatepear.bsky.social) reposted
the Leylah-Venus partnership may actually be what is needed to improve the current state of Canada-US relations
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
hell yeah! love this for you. honestly both matches tonight on ashe are the most compelling imo so that is where i will be. tommy paul/alexander bublik will be fun shot making. and swiatek/kalinskaya should be good as well!
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
haha wouldn't that be something. the sabalenka brain might finally explode if that were the case.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
"fuck them kids" 😂
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
lol sorry if you’ve seen this by now, but she basically says as much here youtu.be/KviW0_RWTCU
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
shapo should go empty his racquet bag over that set loooooool
🦦 (@mysoremasaladosa.bsky.social) reposted
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
he tried to beat the allegations 💔
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
POINT
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
the dj on ashe sucks today.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
ok. now denis is reverting to type.
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
shapo really said "ok bet" and meant it????? ok. sure_jan.gif
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
**sad french noises**
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
this is exceptional levels of losing the plot lmaoooooooooo gg
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social)
lmaoooooo not diane parry getting a ball abuse warning. go with god 🕊️
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
we were all thinking it tho
megan. (@twointheschink.bsky.social) reply parent
new script writers adding some spicy drama