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TwoSense

@twosense.bsky.social

I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig

created November 12, 2024

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Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t remember 🤷‍♀️

6/9/2025, 1:54:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Alexis and mutt are so awkward

6/9/2025, 1:52:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Halloween maybe

6/9/2025, 1:42:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Moira’s hair!

6/9/2025, 1:37:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Just started 6

6/9/2025, 1:33:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chicken of Vermont (@vermontchicken.bsky.social) reposted

I am in so much trouble. This one was bonded with Pinky as a baby when she was maybe a year old and they spent a lot of time snuggling, grooming, playing, and fighting. I already see that it will all fall on me again since my girls don't get along.

Ruby caught in a rare moment of immobility. We're all missing him terribly, but they don't understand.
6/9/2025, 12:49:12 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Colostomy bag pants 😂

6/9/2025, 12:35:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

k. Started 2.

5/9/2025, 11:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I watched it so long ago . I don’t remember anything. I’ll catch up. What episode are you on?

5/9/2025, 11:53:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I have asked you thrice, now - David

5/9/2025, 11:52:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a great actor

5/9/2025, 11:50:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

You get murdered first No, you get murdered first

5/9/2025, 11:44:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mindi (@flawdbizkit.bsky.social) reposted

hello darkness my old friend🖤🌻🖤

dark red chianti sunflower in bloom
5/9/2025, 11:21:04 PM | 48 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mindi (@flawdbizkit.bsky.social) reposted

the fuzzy eyeballs have me🥹💞🐝

honey bee on a pink showy stonecrop
5/9/2025, 11:25:36 PM | 46 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I want some Lee press ons

5/9/2025, 11:29:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

5/9/2025, 11:28:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

You know who has an epic face imo, Adam driver.

5/9/2025, 11:27:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t help it

5/9/2025, 11:21:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

9yrs! Tough.

5/9/2025, 11:21:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mindi (@flawdbizkit.bsky.social) reposted

love the zinnia puff💞

pink zinnia pink zinnia image
5/9/2025, 11:16:19 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ (@ayankdownunder.bsky.social) reposted

*wheezing with sex appeal*

5/9/2025, 11:17:28 PM | 27 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I need Alexis eyebrows

5/9/2025, 11:18:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

i liked Bad Sisters on Apple

5/9/2025, 11:16:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mindi (@flawdbizkit.bsky.social) reposted

pretty💞🐝

honey bee on a pink showy stonecrop
5/9/2025, 11:11:53 PM | 20 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I can see why the ladies would think he’s hot 😉

5/9/2025, 11:11:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I watched several episodes. You got the likeness. They are dirty 😝

5/9/2025, 11:08:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. I’m done.Oh! It’s pretty funny! I started talking like Alexis when I watched it.

5/9/2025, 11:05:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve seen the show. Recognized him right away. Amazing work!

5/9/2025, 10:37:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz Lets Loose (@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social) reposted

I have so few fucks to give, I'm going to boil water in my kettle and make zero cups of tea

5/9/2025, 10:10:45 PM | 13 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Digital?

5/9/2025, 10:32:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) reposted

I didn't give your post a like because I thought it was good—heck, I didn't even understand it. I gave it a like because I can see the fight in your eyes. Reminds me of myself when I was your age. You're going places, kid. You got moxy!

5/9/2025, 10:25:23 PM | 69 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Jamaican? What’s that?

5/9/2025, 10:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@leela-after-dark.bsky.social) reposted

Flip It and Reverse It, Rearrange Some Lyrics: I’m beggin' you to want me I want you to need me I need you to love me I'd love you to beg me

5/9/2025, 10:08:05 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Damnit Janet (@damnitjanet.bsky.social) reposted

My skeets are rare and hard to catch, like a really cool butterfly or a tropical disease

5/9/2025, 9:22:02 PM | 56 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

😂 too funny!

5/9/2025, 9:57:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially with two trees!

5/9/2025, 9:55:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk how man. You’ll have more than you can eat.

5/9/2025, 9:52:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

😆 you’re so cute 🥰 probably can’t eat them for another month. I’m gonna leave them on the tree for a bit. then they take about a week to ripen.

5/9/2025, 9:48:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mindi (@flawdbizkit.bsky.social) reposted

nobel dork prize, maybe

5/9/2025, 9:42:07 PM | 22 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

What a show that must’ve been!

5/9/2025, 9:41:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad you asked. Didn’t realize they had gotten so big already.

5/9/2025, 9:40:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks nice! 😎

5/9/2025, 9:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture westside flop sheeven 🏳️‍🌈 (@sheev.calamitousintent.com) reposted

now seated for SPLITSVILLE 🍿

nobody else is in the theater so far view of trailers from my customary seat in the back corner, you can see a bucket of popcorn is on my lap
5/9/2025, 9:34:11 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Mark (@coachmark25.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes* I have absolutely know clue as to what's going on *most times

5/9/2025, 9:36:06 PM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to say. We got our last one off of it last month and it already has fruit. Not full size yet.

Close up of two avocados in a tree
5/9/2025, 9:36:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Not 100 but I wanna say fuerte. They’re smooth skin, tear drop shape, creamy with a medium brown seed. They tend to grow bigger than haas or what you get in the store.

5/9/2025, 9:25:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh boy! I bet!

5/9/2025, 9:20:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hart’s Unknown (@hartsunknown.blacksky.app) reposted

Changes in latitude, changes in attitude.

A man smiles brightly in a selfie, wearing sunglasses, a gray cap, and a beige hoodie. Behind him, Crater Lake’s deep blue water glistens beneath a clear sky, framed by evergreen trees and rugged cliffs. A patch of vibrant yellow wildflowers grows on a rocky slope, with tall evergreen trees nearby. In the distance, Crater Lake’s brilliant blue waters shimmer beneath a sunny sky with scattered clouds. A weathered, leaning tree frames the view of Crater Lake. Its deep blue water reflects the sky, while forested slopes descend toward the crater rim and Wizard Island rises in the middle. Wild grasses and clusters of yellow and red wildflowers grow on a rocky slope overlooking Crater Lake. Sunlight glitters on the water, with Wizard Island and the surrounding mountains in the background.
5/9/2025, 9:18:35 PM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ducky 🦆 (@justducky.bsky.social) reposted

I’m 50…the chances are good.

5/9/2025, 9:18:49 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)

👇

5/9/2025, 9:17:20 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Yo quiero 🤤

5/9/2025, 9:16:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

There must be another one. When the neighbors cut theirs down, ours kinda went into shock and didn’t produce for a couple years. It’s better now.

5/9/2025, 9:15:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SpaceAge Polymer (@dollarsteak.bsky.social) reposted

I’ll never slide into your DMs…I might break a hip.

5/9/2025, 9:08:45 PM | 11 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)

Sooooooo, feels like I’ve been adulting for a while now. What’s next?

5/9/2025, 9:12:44 PM | 45 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Worth a try 😊

5/9/2025, 9:10:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually kind of a sad song youtu.be/_1G9wO9-54c?...

5/9/2025, 9:07:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Our counselors must’ve been into it. I remember wondering why my mom sent me to a hippie camp 😆

5/9/2025, 9:06:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

It was fun but we were just freakish little chapped cheek children.

5/9/2025, 9:05:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✙ 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 - ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ 📎 - 🇺🇸 (@unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social) reposted

My morning visitor: Mr. Nubs

5/9/2025, 8:54:17 PM | 60 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾 (@apexamigo.bsky.social) reposted

i thought my mind was blank but theres a live round in here

5/9/2025, 9:03:26 PM | 15 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk, turning 48 soon

5/9/2025, 9:03:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Mid 80s. I was in elementary school.

5/9/2025, 9:02:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)

Summer camp at bluff lake. our counselors were all hippies 😆 we had to sing Yellow Submarine and Puff the Magic Dragon youtu.be/m2uTFF_3MaA?...

5/9/2025, 8:55:44 PM | 35 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 8647 Nous Defions Mortus Discriminatus (@ralphfh.bsky.social) reposted

There’s nothing better than an heirloom tomato from the garden on a sandwich

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5/9/2025, 8:04:38 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) reposted

Slippery slope? Nah, we're past that. We are at the bottom of the ditch with a cracked radiator and two broken axles.

5/9/2025, 8:37:40 PM | 38 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 (@davidcavlovic.bsky.social) reposted

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5/9/2025, 8:40:09 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣 sassy cat

5/9/2025, 8:36:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture °•𝔎𝔦𝔯𝔞•° (@coldkase.bsky.social) reposted

Had to chase her down and put her collar back on before she got arrested for indecent exposure

5/9/2025, 8:36:04 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow you’re a lucky one! She’s a force!

5/9/2025, 8:36:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Kitkat, why?!

5/9/2025, 8:35:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

My mind didn’t go there but I see your point 😉

5/9/2025, 8:34:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theciscokidder (@theciscokidder.bsky.social) reposted

Eating my antiperspirant deodorant to stop sweat at its source 💪

5/9/2025, 8:28:35 PM | 114 50 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)

She’s got the pipes! youtu.be/11rqDAq6sfY?...

5/9/2025, 8:32:36 PM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Meow body meow body 🎶 she’s singing

5/9/2025, 8:21:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture °•𝔎𝔦𝔯𝔞•° (@coldkase.bsky.social) reposted

I took my cat's collar off to brush her, and now she's running around naked like a pervert

5/9/2025, 8:19:12 PM | 23 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg! She’s a force! And I love her beanie!

5/9/2025, 8:18:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣 😋

5/9/2025, 8:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

🤷‍♀️

5/9/2025, 8:13:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Your calves are unreal

5/9/2025, 8:12:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

We do lemons and oranges and see’s candies too 😋

5/9/2025, 8:07:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

They need cross pollinators. Sometimes you need two compatible trees if there’s not one already in your neighborhood.

5/9/2025, 8:06:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I give them as gifts 😝 whenever my kids hop a ride with someone, I pay in avocados

5/9/2025, 8:01:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmhmmm! I get the Mexican style chips, thick and salty.

5/9/2025, 8:00:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

And they’re so willy Wonka, flavor like a whole meal 🤤

5/9/2025, 7:59:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)

Aaaaahhhhhh! He’s back!

5/9/2025, 7:56:56 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾 (@apexamigo.bsky.social) reposted

im back

5/9/2025, 7:56:06 PM | 57 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ducky 🦆 (@justducky.bsky.social) reposted

My name is Ducky and I approve of this message.

5/9/2025, 7:48:01 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it really does. and I’m used to the fresh stuff from our tree. It’s on another level.

5/9/2025, 7:52:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooo! Thx for the reminder 🍻 cheers

5/9/2025, 7:42:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry, it was j

5/9/2025, 7:35:09 PM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeNewsArt (@fakenewsart.bsky.social) reposted

#FakeNewsArt #ReleaseTheFlies 🪼🦑 Highlow.

Slightly angled photo looking up a pinkish vermillion rose bud flower below a partially clouded, light blue sky. Side view photo of the same rose during a partly cloudy golden sunset.
5/9/2025, 7:35:27 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t have any 😞

5/9/2025, 7:40:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

quick story: i work in IT and “WAP” stands for Wireless Access Point. i was doing a site survey with two female clients right after that song came out and they were losing it when i kept saying “we can put a WAP here”

5/9/2025, 5:39:27 PM | 15 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)

confidently carving out time for what’s important in life, chips n salsa.

5/9/2025, 7:37:39 PM | 150 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Also it can float away and damage the electrical

5/9/2025, 7:33:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

🤦🏻‍♀️ wetness

5/9/2025, 7:28:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Also problematic in space. Cardi could never be an astronaut.

5/9/2025, 7:25:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

I love her flare and her nails are cool but I just had the thought they my get good reception, just not from my wap 🫣

5/9/2025, 7:20:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Well kinda scary if it’s the other wap

5/9/2025, 7:15:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent

Her fingernails are waps

5/9/2025, 7:13:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view