TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t remember 🤷♀️
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I don’t remember 🤷♀️
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Alexis and mutt are so awkward
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Halloween maybe
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Moira’s hair!
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Just started 6
Chicken of Vermont (@vermontchicken.bsky.social) reposted
I am in so much trouble. This one was bonded with Pinky as a baby when she was maybe a year old and they spent a lot of time snuggling, grooming, playing, and fighting. I already see that it will all fall on me again since my girls don't get along.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Colostomy bag pants 😂
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
k. Started 2.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched it so long ago . I don’t remember anything. I’ll catch up. What episode are you on?
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I have asked you thrice, now - David
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a great actor
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
You get murdered first No, you get murdered first
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I want some Lee press ons
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
You know who has an epic face imo, Adam driver.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t help it
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
9yrs! Tough.
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ (@ayankdownunder.bsky.social) reposted
*wheezing with sex appeal*
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I need Alexis eyebrows
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
i liked Bad Sisters on Apple
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see why the ladies would think he’s hot 😉
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I watched several episodes. You got the likeness. They are dirty 😝
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I’m done.Oh! It’s pretty funny! I started talking like Alexis when I watched it.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve seen the show. Recognized him right away. Amazing work!
Liz Lets Loose (@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social) reposted
I have so few fucks to give, I'm going to boil water in my kettle and make zero cups of tea
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Digital?
Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) reposted
I didn't give your post a like because I thought it was good—heck, I didn't even understand it. I gave it a like because I can see the fight in your eyes. Reminds me of myself when I was your age. You're going places, kid. You got moxy!
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Jamaican? What’s that?
Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (@leela-after-dark.bsky.social) reposted
Flip It and Reverse It, Rearrange Some Lyrics: I’m beggin' you to want me I want you to need me I need you to love me I'd love you to beg me
Damnit Janet (@damnitjanet.bsky.social) reposted
My skeets are rare and hard to catch, like a really cool butterfly or a tropical disease
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 too funny!
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially with two trees!
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Idk how man. You’ll have more than you can eat.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
😆 you’re so cute 🥰 probably can’t eat them for another month. I’m gonna leave them on the tree for a bit. then they take about a week to ripen.
mindi (@flawdbizkit.bsky.social) reposted
nobel dork prize, maybe
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
What a show that must’ve been!
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad you asked. Didn’t realize they had gotten so big already.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks nice! 😎
Coach Mark (@coachmark25.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes* I have absolutely know clue as to what's going on *most times
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard to say. We got our last one off of it last month and it already has fruit. Not full size yet.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Not 100 but I wanna say fuerte. They’re smooth skin, tear drop shape, creamy with a medium brown seed. They tend to grow bigger than haas or what you get in the store.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh boy! I bet!
Ducky 🦆 (@justducky.bsky.social) reposted
I’m 50…the chances are good.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)
👇
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Yo quiero 🤤
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
There must be another one. When the neighbors cut theirs down, ours kinda went into shock and didn’t produce for a couple years. It’s better now.
SpaceAge Polymer (@dollarsteak.bsky.social) reposted
I’ll never slide into your DMs…I might break a hip.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)
Sooooooo, feels like I’ve been adulting for a while now. What’s next?
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Worth a try 😊
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually kind of a sad song youtu.be/_1G9wO9-54c?...
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Our counselors must’ve been into it. I remember wondering why my mom sent me to a hippie camp 😆
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
It was fun but we were just freakish little chapped cheek children.
✙ 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 - ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ 📎 - 🇺🇸 (@unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social) reposted
My morning visitor: Mr. Nubs
𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼 (@apexamigo.bsky.social) reposted
i thought my mind was blank but theres a live round in here
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Idk, turning 48 soon
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Mid 80s. I was in elementary school.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)
Summer camp at bluff lake. our counselors were all hippies 😆 we had to sing Yellow Submarine and Puff the Magic Dragon youtu.be/m2uTFF_3MaA?...
8647 Nous Defions Mortus Discriminatus (@ralphfh.bsky.social) reposted
There’s nothing better than an heirloom tomato from the garden on a sandwich
Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) reposted
Slippery slope? Nah, we're past that. We are at the bottom of the ditch with a cracked radiator and two broken axles.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 sassy cat
°•𝔎𝔦𝔯𝔞•° (@coldkase.bsky.social) reposted
Had to chase her down and put her collar back on before she got arrested for indecent exposure
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow you’re a lucky one! She’s a force!
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Kitkat, why?!
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
My mind didn’t go there but I see your point 😉
Theciscokidder (@theciscokidder.bsky.social) reposted
Eating my antiperspirant deodorant to stop sweat at its source 💪
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)
She’s got the pipes! youtu.be/11rqDAq6sfY?...
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Meow body meow body 🎶 she’s singing
°•𝔎𝔦𝔯𝔞•° (@coldkase.bsky.social) reposted
I took my cat's collar off to brush her, and now she's running around naked like a pervert
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg! She’s a force! And I love her beanie!
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 😋
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🤷♀️
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Your calves are unreal
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
We do lemons and oranges and see’s candies too 😋
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
They need cross pollinators. Sometimes you need two compatible trees if there’s not one already in your neighborhood.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I give them as gifts 😝 whenever my kids hop a ride with someone, I pay in avocados
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmmhmmm! I get the Mexican style chips, thick and salty.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
And they’re so willy Wonka, flavor like a whole meal 🤤
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)
Aaaaahhhhhh! He’s back!
𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼 (@apexamigo.bsky.social) reposted
im back
Ducky 🦆 (@justducky.bsky.social) reposted
My name is Ducky and I approve of this message.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it really does. and I’m used to the fresh stuff from our tree. It’s on another level.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooo! Thx for the reminder 🍻 cheers
Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) reposted
Sorry, it was j
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t have any 😞
Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
quick story: i work in IT and “WAP” stands for Wireless Access Point. i was doing a site survey with two female clients right after that song came out and they were losing it when i kept saying “we can put a WAP here”
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social)
confidently carving out time for what’s important in life, chips n salsa.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Also it can float away and damage the electrical
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
🤦🏻♀️ wetness
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Also problematic in space. Cardi could never be an astronaut.
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
I love her flare and her nails are cool but I just had the thought they my get good reception, just not from my wap 🫣
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Well kinda scary if it’s the other wap
TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reply parent
Her fingernails are waps