I remember when Rudy Giuliani was trynna accost that girl in Borat and got caught before he could pull his dick out.
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I remember when Rudy Giuliani was trynna accost that girl in Borat and got caught before he could pull his dick out.
Yāall be sympathetic towards to people who donāt even view yāall as humans. Iāll never understand it.
If you ask me he deserves worse for all the Black lives he ruined. So fuck him.
I tried to watch Monster Squad as an adult and I canāt believe they were throwing the f-slur around so cavalier lol. And it was a kids movie.
Iāll share it when i finish it! I canāt even upload to SoundCloud bc my mixes always get tagged as copyright infringement
Thank you for putting them on my radar lol
I like putting bounce beats to country music lol (Rebaās version of āThe Night the Lights Went Out In Georgiaā)
Im going to check out the Erika Hilton ep. I like her. But also this Andressa person is a character too. lol.
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Oh this is right up my alley lol
Noooo i donāt!
i did not know she was Lebanese
Thank you bb
Take your chances if you want.
the baby has stolen something but doesnāt have the language skills to tell me where she put it. this is bullshit. sheās laughing at me
i tell you hwat, life is certainly lifeing today.
I lurk from my burner in case I accidentally like something while scrolling through media š„²
Honestly, 'Burnt Sandals' can skip the voting round and go straight into the Hall of Fame, man. Brafuckingva.
āwhen iām fāking with you, iām fāking with you; so itās never a roster, but donāt ever act like itās not a lineā
Tatiana Maslanyās performance is staggering. I keep having to remind myself that these eight (?) different characters are being performed by the same actor. And often one character ends having to pretend to be another character and it still tracks. Youāre never confused.
š„° Iām bout to delete i canāt let folks know i smile
Wakinupinthemorninthinkinaboutsomanythings...
You know thatās you too!
I would absolutely delete my entire account š
Me on a regular ass day lol
Best: we feel deeply, immensely, passionately Worst: we feel deeply, immensely, passionately, sometimes to the point of being a little š¤Ŗ
Mans had two legendary stories, don't forget "Don't fret..."
Also this one
the most recent photo of me in glasses is me mean mugging lol
Iām good on it too now LOL!
Ion even be eating it like that but somebody requested Black ppl tacos in lieu of burritos and so here i am
$7 African American dollars for one lb of ground beef
Thank goodness. Hopefully she continues to improve!
Iām actually listening this time and letting go.
My grandma swear itās āKelvinā Costner talking to her.
Itās emburrsin. š¢
I feel some mess a brewinā
lol yesssss
Sci-Fantasy is when you hunch Aliens. Horror Fantasy is when you hunch monsters.
Every day itās a new obstacle or challenge in this relationship and thatās something i need to pay attention to instead of ignoring š¤”
Enjoy! This is one of my favorite movies of all time. Ripley is pretty badass.
I canāt even watch tv on an actual tv anymore. Only the iPad is tolerable.
LOL Iāll allow it. I wasnāt even sure because I donāt watch a lot of anime.
Oh i already know itās gon be bomb
You still got a little bit of time tho! Lol
I love a good salad! All my favorite veggies will be out of season soon
Lolol! I bought a whole bunch of fruit the other day. Iām not big on fruit (prefer vegetables) but I was craving it like crazy.
It donāt matter cuz imma still wake up every day with a fat ass so Iām happy regardless!
What you been eating on lately? We upgraded from the Ruffles yet?
I hope it is! Usually is, though lol
Using this to marinade that meat so it tastes like theirs lol
Iāve seen some talk about it not being anime cuz they donāt fight lol
Heauxmade chipotle bowls / burritos
I basically chose to watch it because I just knew it wasnāt going to make me cry. And then suddenly š¢
I usually always ask.
Thereās some dispute as to whether or not itās considered anime but: Grave of the Fireflies.
With COVID, if the fever doesnāt reduce after 3-4 days, she definitely needs to be seen. I hope her mama isnāt anti-Tylenol bc that baby needs some.
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what kind of nothing am i going to get into today?
Donāt forget the cinnamon today! And make sure your house is clean.
Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus.
Iām buying a fazenda in Brazil that is self-sustainable. The rest of the money Iāll give directly to pay off pplās crowdfunding efforts.
Poor thing. I hope she gets better soon (but itās encouraging that the temp is going down).
š¢ is it a high grade fever?
i canāt sleep in to save my life
Worst rapper ever
Iām better now but 5 hrs ago all my flabbers were gasted. But i appreciate you
Btw itās the legend and musical genius Valerie Simpson doing vocals on this song if yean know
I do believe thatās what happened lol.
Honestly idek what happened. I sat outside for my morning coffee on the porch and i felt something . I got a trusted party to inspect and they were like āyeah you got stung and you ripped out the stinger.ā And now im swole.
I damn hope so š
Friend idk maybe my ass just too fat
RIP 5th Ward Weebie
Forgot about this bounce remix
WHOMST. Period.
Me if I ever get arrested:
Letās gossip and do each otherās nails and cook for each other and then hunch and then be messy looking at other folk Instagrams
I need my partner to feel like (and be) my bestie. Just demi things lol.
K the husband died in April and the house is still under construction. Iāll binge watch when they done lol
Itās only happened 4x in my 4 decades of life! And the first two were in the same weekend 22 yrs ago. The last two have happened in the last two years. And also on my damn ass.
Wait let me go google the follow up. I watched the doc and then kind of just put them in the back of my mind (but the last time I checked they were still building it). Pretty sure they were on the Epstein list too.
I know I can get a little tmi here but I just want yall to know, I was minding my Black ass business today and I still got stung in my ass by a wasp.
How did you commission someone for that?
(Also love you for knowing immediately this horrid reference. Need to see if they ever got that house built.)
If i ever took those i might do the same
I mean ā¦ might as well cus who else is gon love us the way we do? It shouldnāt be only the white narcissists who get to do that. In fact, why not?!!
Just donāt go Queen of Versailles lol
But i commissioned a painting of me and it was cute so it hangs
A little?
Listen imma tell you like this. When i was tuned into MLB on TBS, if it wasnāt the braves, I was watching for fat asses and the BBL king might have been the object of my ogling.
the whole Atlanta Braves roster i was obsessed with (except for John Smoltz cuz he was bald and Chipper Jones cuz he looked racist)
when i was 9 i had a hyperfixation with MLB and i do believe it was because everybody had a fat ass
Donāt play wit me !
But also ā¦ Her run from her debut to Under Construction is only 5 years. And 8 years b/t her debut and her last album. A lot of your faves aināt working that hard (and havenāt done as much as she has). she achieved legend status with less than a decade of solo work and thatās so cool to me.
Mine too cuz the first two albums i only heard on the radio (and i didnāt have the money as a kid to buy her other albums lol)
What if I told you I can perform this entire album from memory because I played it that much?
Then that means we need to get together and do the same cuz we kin!