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Put it back
What’re yall doin?
That too
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA answers the question: what if instead of Fire Island popular gay men went to war
Not dead just not on here much lately
Removed poof
Wait that’s great news for me if true because I’m out of town for the original date
Lying down feels so good in a place like this
What up?
Boyfriend started crying because he saw a crab get eaten by an octopus on TikTok
When I remember that my ass is fat
Kind of like that yeah
Love lying down
God is rewarding me for being his most favorite perfect angel with this weather
You’re gone for a day, and look at the state of your flock
I think you could get away with a Michelle visage streak
The cocks today:
So is fruit of the loom
For your sake I hope they don’t!
💖💖💖
Babe, his bar is not low. He is simply flattering you because he knows what works
They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine but you just can’t get into it because they’d never understand
Found my mom’s Woke Gay Lib popcorn seasoning
They’re getting along
Somebody tell all the sluts: I’m in the nation’s capitol
Somewhere right now, there’s a gay couple on an Amtrak train from New York to DC who’re both reading Abundance
I’m fag
My boss is so sick of me lmao
What did he do??
Were you bar mitzvahed? Because that’s kinda Will’s big thing
No one thought he was a liberal savior, he’s a moderate highly educated moderate dem robot we made in a lab
5 pm nap, you betrayed me yet again
Me when I’m stranded and need $50 to get home because I’m stuck where the trade left me
😍😍
I mean yeah but he’s someone I actually know lol
Its so hard to gauge whether or not the body builder gays are republican
My boyfriend when I talk about Lisa Vanderpump:
Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?
I wasn’t even offered cheese!
Going to the Olive Garden for the first time ever to meet boyfriend’s mom for the first time ever. AMA
Much to consider
Watched a man attempt to read a magazine cover to cover in the steam room, and I say attempt because it disintegrated
You really have a way of making people root for the cars
It’s not jaywalking if you have a red light
CYCLIST PLEASE STOP RUNNING RED LIGHTS AND NEARLY HITTING PEOPLE BEFORE ASKING FOR SOLIDARITY FROM PEDESTRIANS FOR YIUR BIKE LANES AND SHIT
Gen Z boys wanna be gay SO bad, but they’re too pussy to actually suck a dick
Right to me first out is a humiliation ritual. It’s why I’m hoping it happens to Dorinda again
Yes! The entire castle would rally against her and sweet Aesha would rule the hearts of many
Sandy as a first out would be so rewarding
Best winner/first out pairing for a season of Traitors imaginable
Wears crocs, see what I care!
Thank you I’ve gained weight 🥰
I’ve made my intentions toward you very clear and none of them involve your gaping feet 🥰
Who am I to say no to free booze?
Scuse?
What’s everybody thinking about, huh?
Annoying boyfriend is my job
Did not expect to absolutely love Superman. I thought I’d be happily surprised, but it was awesome.
He’s always doing that
He said make it a weekend thing!
Washing an edible down with cold brew because I need to relax RIGHT FUCKING NOW
That’s fine, you’re never too old to be in a state of crisis 💖
Gay men nearing 40: the gen z middle part will not save you
For the record I did eat more than a bagel and some crackers but that was a conscious decision
Dr said to make weed a weekend thing and now I can get through a whole day on just a bagel and some crackers.
There’s a very friendly onlyfans gay who decided he liked me at a party because I’d just stare at his chest and say “you’re so funny” every time he spoke.
Tell them I say hi
Me
worst twink you know using this for the next three weeks to justify their war crimes
Literally when I was my most cut even on bad days I’d be like “wow, at least I look amazing”
Rip to the other gays but I'm different it would work for me
Okay but there is just as much AI slop coming from resist libs. It’s a cancer
Seeing an uncut man wearing a Star of David was kind of confusing until I realized he was Brazilian
Dr took 6 vials of blood
Boyfriend got worried because he was kind of cold… after eating ice cream
Goo goo, ga ga?
Why would god take the Lincoln Square AMC from us like what did we do to deserve it??
My man is strong, but his weaknesses for Jews and twinks makes him vulnerable
I don’t really lie in bed so much as I collapse into it. It startles boyfriend every time
Nikki Minaj 😍😍😍
During stressful periods I try to remember that my ass is like so fat
Yuck!!!
But we unpacked something last week
Oh Mr stanky apartment has an opinion all of a sudden
Get his ass
I be steppin
The mandolin is an extremely cunty instrument of death
Cooking up a storm and it’s making me HORNY
BREAKING: Rita Ora hits record all time high of daily streams
Mfw I arrive at @hjaycee.bsky.social’s place before he does
There is no way this man is on Bluesky
There is a man on my train who is so Italian that I want him to spit espresso into my mouth
Kettle corn? How fun!
God damn
Crustacean honey
Wearing my crab shirt and just sat across from a guy on the L train in a lobster shirt and I think now we’re either best friends or sworn enemies
