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Just once I’d like to be used for good instead of evil.
Perfect
Sometimes I love starting over.
I'm really good at starting over.
Didn’t have the normal back to school nightmare last night so obviously I’m terrified this morning.
Hmmmm. I like that lol
Amen
Some days I feel like I could talk forever and some days I don’t want to talk at all.
A slippery, sweaty steamy session would fix me.
I had a Labour Day joke but I couldn’t deliver it.
Was a good night for pics. Took way too many.
Yes. All 3 within 10 minutes
It was a crazy tonight colors wise
Sky Crush
Sky Crush
Sky Crush
That might be the best meatloaf I ever did
Passed gas is the gas of butt past
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Happy Labour and Delivery Day to all those who celebrate.
*sitting on your face* GOOD MORNING
The feminine urge to sit on your face.
i am sooo good at doing impressions of people in my mind
You can just say you’re the other guy from Wham! and people will believe you
It’s Labor Day. I have a pool I have a barbecue If I’m neither using the pool or the barbecue, am I really enjoying Labor Day?
some people talk about you because they lost the privilege to talk to you
That’s how I felt!
I’m the you on his to do list.
Our lives are little gardens. In between seasons, it can be lonely, but then new wonderful people and opportunities begin to sprout and fill the empty spaces.
knock-knock-knockin on heaven’s door as i light the bag of poo and run away giggling
guy outside my window is talking to his cat and im 93% sure his cat has no idea what he's saying
I should just put a tablecloth on my bed I mean, who are we kidding here.
It’s time for another round of *nighttime anxiety*! The game of “do I even know anything” and “question it all until it burns”!
Right?
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Meal prep. 3 families
♥️ I’m hoping it turns out as nicely
*busy frosting a urinal cake for your birthday*
imagine if world leaders were just silly, and not also evil
Reverse cowgirl so you can do the heimlich if I choke on these nachos.
the depths of hell ring with the sound of a million Costco carts rolling over the bumpy thing
I may have inadvertently sexualized nachos.
yes, you, do I need to rip my eyeballs and throw them in your direction to get the hint
I’m the Nostradamus of the next five minutes. Cuz breakfast time.
One of my more popular posts from the other place. Because nachos.
Don’t ask questions you don’t wanna know the answer to💋
Finding meaning in the mess.
That last one was supposed to be tri-tips.
Yes. You may. If you’d like. If you want. You don’t have to. I mean; never mind.
Hmm… I really thought that post would do better.
Awwwww 🫂
Ohhh. Sometimes the best… as long as you get them in the morning and not after work.
Jesus. I bet that fucks.
Mmmmmm
Let’s hope it turns out as beautiful as the render
People be like omg gross you like tomatoes and then go eat ass
Google review doesn't understand that I'd rather spend that spare time scrolling here.
Caprese, bitches.
I see you just posted something inspirational. First time on the internet?
🙌 Wow!
beauty sleep is a lie so why bother?
But were they good? Nothing worse than a disappointed donut.
I ate two donuts and actually, yes, I do have regrets
worm in my apple, thought of you
don’t make me comfortable i may open up and say two whole sentences
Daily
Wow. I really gotta pee y’all. Gonna go pee in a yard. This is gonna be fun.
Project started. The finished is the end look but work to be done.
In the kitchen popping my plum cobbler cherry
not to get political but did bohemians find thunder and lightning, very very frightening or nah?
Daily
Have you tried watching some porn about it?
I saved 15% or more by grocery shopping without my kids
One thing I really appreciate about your dad is banging him.
Don't mind me, just giving a light socket a rimjob.
Get in motherfucker, it’s a long weekend.
Please excuse me while I’m in long weekend mode.
Mmmm
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Pssst. I’m stoned AND grilling. Just finished 6 pork tenderloins. I have 12 chicken breasts on. The trips are last.
Your hair looks good today by the way. That “messy” look.
Some good old fashioned cunnilingus would fix me.
Kiss me, I taste like queso.
Find you a guy who will cut every last piece of fat on a chicken breast, even though that’s the best goddamn part of a goddamn flavorless chicken breast. Sigh
In order to create, I need a clean and orderly space to do so. Whether it’s the kitchen or the shop.
I pledge allegiance to the ass, on the most amazing woman on the planet. And to her breasts, I will grab…twist one nipple, suck the other; with enthusiasm and and a pussy grab. 🥴
Weekend Bluesky needs more cunnilingus.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but please stop cutting up a frozen pizza and only air frying single servings; a single frozen pizza IS a single serving.
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Make sure your streaming services are safe by having a pre-nup.
honk if you’re horny or you have to shit or you really hated the ending of LOST
Lost lost me the 1st season