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Taffy

@ufo-taffy.bsky.social

You're not real, your opinions are paid for, and I'm blocking you.

created July 31, 2023

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Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the new standard for Urianger appreciation.

19/9/2025, 7:24:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

I don't understand, all I did was cuss out a guy who wasn't violating ToS and then encourage the use of bots to flood the most popular zone in the game. (JK, I totally get it and accept the suspension. Wish they'd find a way to get rid of That Guy, though.)

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17/9/2025, 1:04:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Pinkie Pie died?

9/9/2025, 7:16:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

Any excuse for Swozposting, yeah.

4/9/2025, 5:45:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I would haaate that. Golly, wouldn't it be the woooorst?

30/8/2025, 7:19:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

"Or"?

29/8/2025, 1:29:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I read you loud and clear.

A manipulated screenshot from the website, with some of the text blocked out. It now says
28/8/2025, 3:39:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Rhotano Blue

12/8/2025, 9:13:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Like a Playskool version of this

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10/8/2025, 9:23:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

How about I fuck your dad if you don't give me a one-time payment of $130,000?

10/8/2025, 9:21:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you have robot parts that would fit on her to make a radical cyborg baby?

10/8/2025, 7:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Close your business.

5/8/2025, 8:22:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like shit.

1/8/2025, 11:10:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

(Affectionate)

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1/8/2025, 10:24:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder which of these came first.

The video game PowerWash Simulator has a SpongeBob DLC pack.
31/7/2025, 2:49:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

It should be legal to drink water.

30/7/2025, 9:34:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't tell the others, but I haven't read even one panel of Dumbing of Age since it started.

29/7/2025, 3:48:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Well yeah, but when

28/7/2025, 9:51:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dieselbrain (@dieselbrain.bsky.social) reposted

I made a quick and dirty anti-censorship cheat sheet to help onboard people and direct their energy in a productive direction. This isnt as comprehensive as various websites being shared around, but it should be easy to share and save. Save the png and repost as widely as you can

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26/7/2025, 11:37:53 PM | 11464 8945 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌚Sam (SK Kelley)🌝 (@skkelleywrites.bsky.social) reposted

reposting graphic with alt text

27/7/2025, 12:20:23 AM | 1256 1154 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

Everyone who has ever had sex is queer now. I've decided it.

26/7/2025, 11:17:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 双葉 (@hutaba0718.bsky.social) reposted

シュトラさん

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10/6/2025, 12:04:58 PM | 1127 492 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fishu @ coms closed (@goldfishu.bsky.social) reposted

ysayle

Ysayle ffxiv heavensward 10th anniversary
23/6/2025, 5:43:28 PM | 3543 1402 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture moony.🐋🫧 (@mogmogmelt.bsky.social) reposted

KH2のリクが好き #kingdomhearts #illustration #art

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15/7/2025, 8:24:28 AM | 491 270 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Suzanne ✨🌑 (@tendermiasma.com) reposted

"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal

25/7/2025, 6:13:42 AM | 11563 3723 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

There sort of is! It's apparently mostly in the concept stage, since the budget is non-existent and the people behind it have other stuff going on, but they have a decent handful of short videos up. Good animation, music, and voice talent on display, if you're curious. youtube.com/@raintheanim...

23/7/2025, 11:57:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

As of a few days ago, I am. Found it through a TV Tropes index, currently on my second read-through, already making a remix of the Animated Series theme.

23/7/2025, 11:08:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Next time you have a public appearance at a con or whatever, I'm gonna have to go there so we can record you beating my ass.

23/7/2025, 10:58:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, I thought it would be more of an insinuation, but they really just say it directly. Like a lot.

fainting_goat_games: My favorite DOA conspiracy theory is that Taffy is Willis JoshuaSpicer: God that would make so much sense lol Basically the same thing. JoshuaSpicer: The Theory of Taffy being Willis continues to thrive... Thorngrove: Taffy is Willis is damned near cannon at this point.
23/7/2025, 10:51:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Now, when I said all of that-

23/7/2025, 10:41:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww, they think about me? How sweet of them. 💚

23/7/2025, 10:25:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture aki (@akiseri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

23/7/2025, 2:12:22 AM | 147 90 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

- Peter B at Kingpin's dinner party

21/7/2025, 9:56:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I just screamed into the mic for my first couple streams, but yeah, in-character Jackbox would work too.

20/7/2025, 1:13:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just a very exciting panel.

Dorothy and Joyce kissing, but I toned down the gayness.
14/7/2025, 7:22:28 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's the random hot guy in the middle?

11/7/2025, 9:11:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

You know I could.

10/7/2025, 6:40:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GATEway FATE (@gatewayfate.bsky.social) reposted

If you had the strength to take another step, could you do it?

9/7/2025, 11:38:41 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Billy's not dead.

4/7/2025, 6:14:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Their names are Jason, Billy, Zack, and Tommy.

4/7/2025, 4:36:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Jocelyne yelling BEGONE THOTS at her sister and her sister's girlfriend.
3/7/2025, 4:19:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

This con seems like there's a huge amount of detail being put into every aspect of it.

26/6/2025, 9:47:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck, my finger slipped and I can't find the undo button. Oh no

18/6/2025, 6:11:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BillM (@downhill39.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

…and as long as you’re not saying that, do NOT re-post this totally accurate, big, beautiful picture!

Sparse crowds in attendance at the current president’s big beautiful birthday parade.
18/6/2025, 1:35:10 PM | 12 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Persephius™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ new visual novel! (@persephius.bsky.social) reposted

16/6/2025, 12:41:18 PM | 540 237 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumbing of Age readers when a character touches one (1) exercise device:

The old guy at the gym from Smiling Friends
17/6/2025, 6:54:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

I just want to clearly state that I have never murdered a human being.

9/6/2025, 8:24:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wowzerz 🐸 (@wowzerz.bsky.social) reposted

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

7/6/2025, 9:55:45 PM | 4325 3691 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

My lady and I will be showing' up too! If you're on Leviathan, I've probably gotten on your nerves at least once. Come get your revenge!

5/6/2025, 3:08:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GATEway FATE (@gatewayfate.bsky.social) reposted

Call us a prog static cause we're celebrating hitting the 10% mark towards our attendance goal! Every little bit of support counts, be it now or closer towards the show dates, and we thank you all for your help; be it purchases or sharing word about our project. More updates to come!

An info-graphic showing the number of passes bought so far, 205, towards the event's 2000 passes goal. 56 merch bundles and 1 signing bundle have also been claimed.
2/6/2025, 1:12:30 PM | 79 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EpicUrianger 🔜 GATEWay Fate (@epicurianger.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“Stop going to the beach then for fates” Nay, I long for the sands. Waking, even. I must returneth to them.

31/5/2025, 7:48:43 AM | 107 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumbing of Age fandom has an unexpected amount of crossover with United States Legal System fandom

31/5/2025, 5:18:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

Love a road trip.

28/5/2025, 5:50:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Joyce saying
27/5/2025, 6:58:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

I'm going to murder the person who invented salt.

26/5/2025, 7:06:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

She's gonna have some bullshit story and he's gonna believe it, because Wilbur's last brain cell abandoned him on that cruise ship.

25/5/2025, 5:01:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

"So, you'll be Wilbur's waiter this evening, will you?"

24/5/2025, 3:50:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Dogs are a form of squirrel.

19/5/2025, 11:19:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, the art on the date scene card is really nice.

Aerith and Tifa having a late night date at the Gold Saucer, like what happens in Final Fantasy 7.
11/5/2025, 3:36:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David M Willis! (@damnyouwillis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

dumbing of age book 15: look, dorothy's straight

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7/5/2025, 6:19:05 PM | 50 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's your in. Last panel.

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5/5/2025, 8:32:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that Christina Yang?

5/5/2025, 2:18:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sena Bryer (@senabryer.com) reposted

Casting directors, please fight for your choices and don't just go "it's the client oh well 🤷" I've been told so many times I've been on the shortlist for so many things, but I've barely gotten anything new for years. You can't just SAY you're our allies, you have to actually use the power you have

4/5/2025, 10:27:07 PM | 352 120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, the creep thinks Chopin is still alive in Warsaw.

30/4/2025, 5:48:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

That or the author forgot already.

30/4/2025, 12:54:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn't you post a strip where Twin X and Not Amos fucked, like just a few days ago?

30/4/2025, 12:25:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David M Willis! (@damnyouwillis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

revision

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29/4/2025, 8:59:03 PM | 45 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Joyce, as she points: "This is where the traffic is."

29/4/2025, 5:06:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

What are we gonna do, make him older?

29/4/2025, 12:39:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Only one thought

With my own meth lab
28/4/2025, 4:48:50 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I joined Nextdoor a while back and typed like that, and they banned me within two weeks for it. Everyone else who does it should get the same treatment.

24/4/2025, 3:31:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a fried chicken place called Austin's in Dix, Illinois when I was but wee, and that was the best goddamn fried chicken you could imagine. We'd drive upward of an hour to get there sometimes, just to get one bucket and some sides. The restaurant closed over a decade ago, and I'm still mad.

24/4/2025, 4:53:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm going to assume this means much more Alice in the coming year and thank you in advance.

23/4/2025, 8:20:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Godspeed You! Woke Moralists (@dashwallkick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

welcome to the main cast, Jennifer's ridiculously hot ex.

23/4/2025, 12:52:06 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

If you throw it back down the hole, he finds out.

23/4/2025, 5:56:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

How's the rhyme go, again? "I'd give 'em a poke if the telly was broke"?

22/4/2025, 1:42:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Check the comments of today's Dumbing of Age, as well as yesterdays and every other featuring Dorothy since she realized she was gay for Joyce. There's usually at least one creep telling on theirself and accusing Dorothy of being a creep to Joyce because she didn't do the thing Willis mentions.

22/4/2025, 12:44:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wootmaster (@wootmaster.bsky.social) reposted

PSA FOR ARTISTS

mock PSA that reads: STOP HIDING YOUR PATREON -Links are meant to be shared in the op -Years of posting yet no real-world use found for hiding your patreon link in a reply -Don't want to be shadowbanned? We had a tool for that: it was called
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Profile picture Lucretiel (@lucretiel.me) reposted reply parent

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21/4/2025, 4:12:18 AM | 66 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so normal about Alice.

20/4/2025, 6:26:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

"We're just following orders!"

16/4/2025, 6:55:21 PM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Alternate ending:

Ruth fucking kills Billie
14/4/2025, 4:16:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

At least drain cleaner is more suited to the task than the soy sauce from the other day.

12/4/2025, 6:14:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

The way things are going, I can only assume this is the dialogue.

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10/4/2025, 3:40:28 PM | 54 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Next week:

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9/4/2025, 8:30:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)

I should be allowed to ban other players if their glam sucks. Get that off my data center.

6/4/2025, 2:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Same anatomy, and he doesn't know how to operate one regardless.

23/3/2025, 12:40:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

"My 23-year-old gymnast e-boy"

19/3/2025, 3:30:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy's phone number.

Super Saiyan 4 Goku
16/3/2025, 5:45:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, I felt like being a contrarian for once.

7/3/2025, 2:29:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not what you're actually doing, and everyone can tell. Shut up.

1/3/2025, 11:04:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally none of what you said matters or is important.

1/3/2025, 9:24:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Emily Elizabeth Howard lookin' ass

23/2/2025, 7:47:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally, a usable pillow

21/2/2025, 7:52:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

He obviously tastes like anise and hot sauce.

20/2/2025, 11:34:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David M Willis! (@damnyouwillis.bsky.social) reposted

am i getting old or is this aunt may in this flannel the hottest aunt may

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Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been saying this for years, and nobody was ready to listen. Rosemary Harris is the best Aunt May in every category.

15/2/2025, 3:59:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent

New #3 hottest character in the series.

13/2/2025, 7:37:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view