Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the new standard for Urianger appreciation.
You're not real, your opinions are paid for, and I'm blocking you.
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This is the new standard for Urianger appreciation.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
I don't understand, all I did was cuss out a guy who wasn't violating ToS and then encourage the use of bots to flood the most popular zone in the game. (JK, I totally get it and accept the suspension. Wish they'd find a way to get rid of That Guy, though.)
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Pinkie Pie died?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
Any excuse for Swozposting, yeah.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I would haaate that. Golly, wouldn't it be the woooorst?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
"Or"?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Rhotano Blue
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
How about I fuck your dad if you don't give me a one-time payment of $130,000?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have robot parts that would fit on her to make a radical cyborg baby?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Close your business.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like shit.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
It should be legal to drink water.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't tell the others, but I haven't read even one panel of Dumbing of Age since it started.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well yeah, but when
Dieselbrain (@dieselbrain.bsky.social) reposted
I made a quick and dirty anti-censorship cheat sheet to help onboard people and direct their energy in a productive direction. This isnt as comprehensive as various websites being shared around, but it should be easy to share and save. Save the png and repost as widely as you can
🌚Sam (SK Kelley)🌝 (@skkelleywrites.bsky.social) reposted
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Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
Everyone who has ever had sex is queer now. I've decided it.
Suzanne ✨🌑 (@tendermiasma.com) reposted
"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
There sort of is! It's apparently mostly in the concept stage, since the budget is non-existent and the people behind it have other stuff going on, but they have a decent handful of short videos up. Good animation, music, and voice talent on display, if you're curious. youtube.com/@raintheanim...
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
As of a few days ago, I am. Found it through a TV Tropes index, currently on my second read-through, already making a remix of the Animated Series theme.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Next time you have a public appearance at a con or whatever, I'm gonna have to go there so we can record you beating my ass.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, I thought it would be more of an insinuation, but they really just say it directly. Like a lot.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Now, when I said all of that-
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww, they think about me? How sweet of them. 💚
aki (@akiseri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
- Peter B at Kingpin's dinner party
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I just screamed into the mic for my first couple streams, but yeah, in-character Jackbox would work too.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's the random hot guy in the middle?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
You know I could.
GATEway FATE (@gatewayfate.bsky.social) reposted
If you had the strength to take another step, could you do it?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Billy's not dead.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Their names are Jason, Billy, Zack, and Tommy.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
This con seems like there's a huge amount of detail being put into every aspect of it.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck, my finger slipped and I can't find the undo button. Oh no
BillM (@downhill39.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
…and as long as you’re not saying that, do NOT re-post this totally accurate, big, beautiful picture!
Persephius™ 🏳️🌈 @ new visual novel! (@persephius.bsky.social) reposted
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumbing of Age readers when a character touches one (1) exercise device:
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
I just want to clearly state that I have never murdered a human being.
Wowzerz 🐸 (@wowzerz.bsky.social) reposted
RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
My lady and I will be showing' up too! If you're on Leviathan, I've probably gotten on your nerves at least once. Come get your revenge!
GATEway FATE (@gatewayfate.bsky.social) reposted
Call us a prog static cause we're celebrating hitting the 10% mark towards our attendance goal! Every little bit of support counts, be it now or closer towards the show dates, and we thank you all for your help; be it purchases or sharing word about our project. More updates to come!
EpicUrianger 🔜 GATEWay Fate (@epicurianger.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“Stop going to the beach then for fates” Nay, I long for the sands. Waking, even. I must returneth to them.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumbing of Age fandom has an unexpected amount of crossover with United States Legal System fandom
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
Love a road trip.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
I'm going to murder the person who invented salt.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
She's gonna have some bullshit story and he's gonna believe it, because Wilbur's last brain cell abandoned him on that cruise ship.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
"So, you'll be Wilbur's waiter this evening, will you?"
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Dogs are a form of squirrel.
David M Willis! (@damnyouwillis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
dumbing of age book 15: look, dorothy's straight
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that Christina Yang?
Sena Bryer (@senabryer.com) reposted
Casting directors, please fight for your choices and don't just go "it's the client oh well 🤷" I've been told so many times I've been on the shortlist for so many things, but I've barely gotten anything new for years. You can't just SAY you're our allies, you have to actually use the power you have
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, the creep thinks Chopin is still alive in Warsaw.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
That or the author forgot already.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't you post a strip where Twin X and Not Amos fucked, like just a few days ago?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Joyce, as she points: "This is where the traffic is."
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
What are we gonna do, make him older?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I joined Nextdoor a while back and typed like that, and they banned me within two weeks for it. Everyone else who does it should get the same treatment.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a fried chicken place called Austin's in Dix, Illinois when I was but wee, and that was the best goddamn fried chicken you could imagine. We'd drive upward of an hour to get there sometimes, just to get one bucket and some sides. The restaurant closed over a decade ago, and I'm still mad.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm going to assume this means much more Alice in the coming year and thank you in advance.
Godspeed You! Woke Moralists (@dashwallkick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
welcome to the main cast, Jennifer's ridiculously hot ex.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
If you throw it back down the hole, he finds out.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
How's the rhyme go, again? "I'd give 'em a poke if the telly was broke"?
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Check the comments of today's Dumbing of Age, as well as yesterdays and every other featuring Dorothy since she realized she was gay for Joyce. There's usually at least one creep telling on theirself and accusing Dorothy of being a creep to Joyce because she didn't do the thing Willis mentions.
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Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so normal about Alice.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
"We're just following orders!"
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
At least drain cleaner is more suited to the task than the soy sauce from the other day.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
The way things are going, I can only assume this is the dialogue.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social)
I should be allowed to ban other players if their glam sucks. Get that off my data center.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Same anatomy, and he doesn't know how to operate one regardless.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
"My 23-year-old gymnast e-boy"
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, I felt like being a contrarian for once.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not what you're actually doing, and everyone can tell. Shut up.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally none of what you said matters or is important.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Emily Elizabeth Howard lookin' ass
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally, a usable pillow
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
He obviously tastes like anise and hot sauce.
David M Willis! (@damnyouwillis.bsky.social) reposted
am i getting old or is this aunt may in this flannel the hottest aunt may
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been saying this for years, and nobody was ready to listen. Rosemary Harris is the best Aunt May in every category.
Taffy (@ufo-taffy.bsky.social) reply parent
New #3 hottest character in the series.