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You've got to remember that even though RFK Jr looks like an idiot and sounds like an idiot, he is, in fact, an idiot.
Anyway here’s a baby trying on glasses.
This admin is just evil as shit. Deporting people to their deaths or imprisonment in Russia? “They tied him to his seat, and he cried the entire way from Egypt to Moscow.” ‘I told my family, I’ll probably die’: US sends Russian asylum seekers back to Moscow www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
it is impossible - completely impossible - to square the idea that conservatives ACTUALLY believe in "fiscal responsibility" with their behavior when they are in office and it has been for decades from that you can, correctly, intuit that every other professed value is also a lie
"See, everybody was hoping you were dead"
I wish somebody would ask him to specifically list the "seven" or however many wars he claims to have ended and then hand him a map and ask him to show us on it where the wars were.
As of last week, faculty at Ohio State University can no longer make land acknowledgments—verbal or written statements that recognize the Indigenous people who originally lived on the university’s land—unless it is directly relevant to class subject matter. www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...
So sick of these centrist impurity tests. Not everyone can meet your standards of being a huge piece of shit, sometimes you have to just grit your teeth and vote for someone good even if that goes against your principles
Powell's Books have new merchandise that uses AI. Workers raised concerns and were given the run-around. www.reddit.com/r/askportlan...
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Here we see the Vice President nodding his head, confirming Dear Leader’s proclamation that Baltimore has moved to Illinois
Not sure we should feel totally reassured by the latest *totally believable* White House press release claiming Trump spent the weekend free climbing El Captain at Yosemite after felling a grove of redwoods with his bare hands, then building a big beautiful coal powered battleship with the lumber
NEW: The oil industry touts Texas as a success story in controlling climate-warming methane emissions. The state’s regulator, however, grants nearly every request to burn or vent gas into the atmosphere.
Um, I was told that tariffs would bring the American manufacturing back
I wish every Dem near a microphone would say: 1. This is fascism 2. He is unfit 3. Anyone supporting him is supporting the destruction of the United States of America
I think Venezuela should park a warship >12km off Mar-a-Lago. Say they are there to stop child predators and perform freedom of navigation. All they have to do is just sit there.
The load-bearing myth at the heart of UK politics is that the politicians and media are tolerant and decent and working people are knuckle-dragging bigots, but it's actually completely the other way around.
guy in charge of the department of nuclear weapons and he's dumber than shit, at least rick perry had the decency to learn to shut up
Me: "heres my idea: its a horror game with cheese" E3 security: "ma'am, let go of the microphone" Me: *dragged off the stage* "IT'S CALLED PROVOLONE IN THE DARK AND-"
Pete Hegseth Committed A(nother) Crime But We Can't Throw Him in Prison www.emptywheel.net/2025/09/03/p...
So our military just bombed a boat in international waters and extrajudicially killed suspected drug traffickers without so much as a conversation, let alone a trial? Then posted it on social media? And we’re all supposed to just trust their account?
*DOG: “You're finally back! I missed you so much!!”
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The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to: •admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states •abolish ICE •grant citizenship to any immigrant •disband the 5th Circuit •expand the Supreme Court Seriously: Why the hell not?
The President of the United States went essentially completely missing for four days. Just looked at their apps. Nothing about it in the Washington Post, nothing about it in the NYT. The press has been failing us for years but this is completely ridiculous.
big policy win for them. Congratulations. I feel safer already, kidnap all the people taking care of the elderly next
they can prop him up all they want but he hasn’t blathered into a camera for days now, there’s no way he’s doing well if he’s not talking to the press
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The United States had one of the worst COVID outcomes in the entire world from a body count standpoint. Anyone who argues with a straight face we were TOO cautious is an unserious imbecile.
Any argument that a social media platform run by an unhinged white supremacist is inherently better than anything else short of taking a knitting needle in the eye seems to be based a flawed premise.
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. THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . . ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ .
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something something two weeks tremendous never seen anything like it huge many people saying
I just saw an article that said a CEO that stole a hat from a kid at a tennis event was the most hated man in America. I feel like that's forgeting someone.
so when is the president's next scheduled press conference or interview or rally or whatever when we'll get to get a look at him and hear if his brain is working at all
Pretty amazing point in history: we have an administration in place that we distrust so thoroughly that we assume we might not be told if the head of state were to die.
A Labor Day reminder: today there isn't a single city, metro area, or state in the U.S. where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford a modest 2-bedroom apartment. Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.
Just sayin’.
Rudy Giuliani was seriously injured in a car accident. I hope he gets the same expert medical care that he would wish for a disabled transgender immigrant.
Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.
It wasn't very long ago that people would get pretty mad at you on here if you were too openly gleeful about someone dying or the idea of someone maybe dying soon. And it's funny how that just straight up does not happen anymore lol
ICE Continues to Detain Award-Winning Journalist Who Filmed Immigration Raids Truthout truthout.org/articles/ice...
The police version of the crash, as relayed by a local Manchester reporter, is unsurprisingly quite different from what Giuliani's spokesman says. The whole thing is even more murky now, however. manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...
I can't wait to find out why this statement is so bizarre.
Totally reassured
8/31/2025: 1:52 pm est. Ambulance and fire truck activated at the White House. Ambulance then seen leaving the White House with the Presidential Motorcade as seen in video. Earlier today sirens were heard at the White House. Could it be? THREADS jr._johnpatrick
There's only one way to stop the rumors about Donald Trump's health: a press conference. Why won't he talk to the press, and why isn't the media doggedly demanding it?
600 children. SIX HUNDRED CHILDREN. Jesus Christ this country is absurdly awful. Hopefully this nightmare will be stopped. wapo.st/47SlsjY
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS SAVIOR MISTER TRUMP
🚨 🚨 🚨 Elgin, Illinois. Has Governor Pritzker seen this?! 1/2
#DebunkHisLies
Okay, but has anyone seen Rubio alive since the cabinet meeting?
They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING
Let's play, "Where's Weirdo?" Since the Whitehouse is playing hide and go seek with our decrepit and rotting corpse of a PrEsIDenT, I think that makes it free game to guess! 1. Stroked out and is drooling in a hospital bed. 2. Having dialysis prep work completed. 3. In Russia, signing over Alaska.
we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead
According to Trump, isn't this mortgage fraud?
My reporting uncovered the existence of DoJ training videos instructing FBI personnel on how to flag Trump’s name in the Epstein files. I’m suing to get the videos under FOIA. substack.com/@muellershew...
🙃 #GavinNewsom #EpsteinFiles
And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.
Bye Felicia 😂🤣😂! This video needs to play on repeat in every city! #arrestrepublicans
Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings. #Priorities
Rubio has denied Palestinian diplomats visas to attend the UN meeting claiming "terrorism"—but grants access to Israeli officials despite undeniable evidence of war crimes, genocide, famine, bombing Christians, & child sexual abuse & prisoner rape by IDF soldiers. This is what fascism looks like.
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
Never really cheered for someone to please die but Kissinger, but here I am.
Yup! #google #android #BigTechShouldNotExist
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
I heard "Trump is dead" is trending. Don't tease.
If thoughts and prayers worked, Donald Trump would be dead.
Me liking all the Trump is dead tweets.
melania constantly refreshing the tl
They’re soft launching the president’s death
An AI citing another AI doesn't seem conclusive.
I hate things that are illegal but not crimes
Let's say SCOTUS rules that the idiot's tariffs are illegal. Are they refunded? Can anyone sue for damages?
this man has gone TOO FAR
Somewhat pleased that I predicted this months ago. It probably took this long for the buffoon to understand the 25th Amendment.
“Do you guys feel bad about what you’re doing? Don’t you f*cking hate yourselves?”
🐥 need a political break ? 🐥 #Catsky #Dogsky #Kittens ♥️
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The sitting President of the United States raped children and he’s in no danger of being held accountable for it.
The CDC is gutting a program that monitors foodborne illnesses. The program will now only track infections caused by two pathogens, rather than eight. Hello? How does this “Make America Healthy Again”?
someone should put together a "kennedy death count" for everyone who dies of a preventable disease and just plaster it everywhere www.statnews.com/2025/08/28/c...
NEW — I wrote about the resignation of SSA's chief data officer just says after he blew the whistle on a major data vulnerability, including the full text of his blistering email and how his allegations confirm those made by a previous whistleblower and a former employee back in March:
Karoline Leavitt: “The president has the authority to fire those who are not aligned with his mission.” What exactly is his mission?
When a president decides to disregard the will of the American people, you’re right, that’s the mark of authoritarian rule. The White House has notified Congress that it plans to cancel $4.9 billion in foreign aid funding that lawmakers had already approved, doing so without their consent.
It’s important that everyone act as if the federal government is occupied by a group of Nazi sympathizing, neo-Confederate insurrectionists who are opposed to multiracial democracy and at war with the constitution—because that’s exactly what’s happening.
If we win the White House and Shitler is still alive the Dem pres must on Day 1 cancel SS protection for Trump and his fascist family. Oh and also imprison him and his sons for life, with no trial.
Why indeed. #FuckThemOut