“previously thought to be impossible” man we aren’t ever getting group DMs
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“previously thought to be impossible” man we aren’t ever getting group DMs
Spotted headlines today saying Olive Oil may lower your dementia risk by 30% and PPIs may increase it by 30%. I’m living on I’m Just Fine Then street
Agreed to Fantasy Football at work to be a team player and all. You people are sick.
Does anyone want to go in on an old oil mansion vacation home at a hell of a price in Bartlesville, Oklahoma?
Unavoidable once you get over 20 likes on here. “The Bluesky Guarantee”
It is a comfort to me that this is how so many older people in power think, so no matter how death comes it will be scary and difficult for them to grapple with.
I told my conductor I got a bass clarinet over the summer and he became so excited because we will be playing Shostakovich 5 and there is a bass clarinet part..... but after searching extensively I think he was thinking of contrabassoon. This world doesn't want me in it.....
Nice shirt bitch
Humble pie? More like hum-blech pie (Because it tastes like shit)
I hate the generational distinctions. And boomers
Setting a surprise 1pm meeting on your partner's calendar to sit them down and tell them you no longer have the bandwidth for the relationship, and you will not be circling back to finalize Christmas plans.
Yeah I assume he's going to try sending national guard to a new city (Chicago) and he'll tell us DC is safer than ever
If the 2pm press conference is anything other than him reiterating that he is healthy and he wants to do some new evil shit, I will eat my hand.
That's great, he's never ever going to prison
If you love the idea of someone’s suffering, set it free. if it is meant to be it will come back to you
You have to understand wanting someone to d** is like a dog that has escaped. If you want it to happen and chase it, it will become more elusive. If you ignore it it will eventually return
Talking to strangers makes the world feel slightly less bad. Obviously
Now that I know Taylor Lorenz’s book is titled “Extremely Online”, which is also what I have named my phone for connecting to bluetooth devices, I guess I’ll be changing it……
I think we’ll see a bunch of dumb shit attributed to Obama and Trump in the glorious future
I have decided I want to maintain my ability to get up and down off the floor unassisted for as many years as possible and will continue to practice daily
This type of micro management in a friendship is something that really bothers me, maybe because I used to do it to others. But I get resentful when it feels like someone who knows me well doesn’t trust me to do something I said I would do and am going to do
I am sure they have paid way more for much less
I don’t necessarily care that the DNC or whoever is paying influencers $96k a year to make super cunty posts about Ted Cruz being ugly
I moved across country 2 years ago and I am still replenishing all of my guys
This may be a little crack pot of me but my advice is don’t tell CVS/a pharmacy you’re depressed/etc to get the covid shot. Never reveal any mental health diagnosis to more providers and sources than you have to, use another condition
I think I will only have this one sticker on my bass clarinet case
Elon is probably in a drug den while he unravels over an ai anime girl, the possibilities for us to experience joy are limitless
I can’t listen to but I can respect Ed Sheeran, an ugly man who has two songs, 1 slow and 1 fast, that he remakes over and over again so you can hear the different iterations as you shop for groceries
I’m not going to get my hopes up about it I will put my hopes in other things until the day is finally here.
I know!!! And I was on hold for 20 minutes first
He’s fine. Thank you everyone
Titus doing an incredible hold my beer bit after I said this just this morning
Guess who ate an old roach bait station putting me in a very nebulous position ??? Did you know the aspca dog poison control line wants $95 just to speak to them ??
Get curtains
This is only anecdotally but it sure seems like there are a lot of folks in the boomer-ish age area that don't want to be faced with illness or death even though it probably isn't far off for them. I don't know how old the letter writer is but,
The #1 place that can juice me. Anytime they suggest something I’ll say yes of course. And usually while I’m in there I inevitably ask some question like “he limped once 3 weeks ago should I be concerned” and I leave with $60 CoQ-10 for dogs
hurts my stomach to look at it but I am also in awe
I think all payors are going to dabble (if they aren't already) in AI claims review for certain "low hanging fruit" procedures/treatments but I think even that will backfire spectacularly. I don't worry about it too much
The version of myself I buy clothes for is a real woman about town! She's going places!
I’ve fattened him up to the point he needs to lay down in the shade after walking 1 slow mile
The famous lady singer has been MAGA aligned or at the least MAGA sympathetic for years but somehow manages to avoid intense scrutiny with stuff like having rainbow lighting on her jet
I figure my data has been breached so many times by now it is meaningless
I, too, relate
We can still rely on Them to come up with made up names for made up things we need to fix with products
Such a fine line to walk w people like Elizabeth Gilbert where on the one hand i want people who have a completely nonnormative sense of values and morality to feel like they can share their brains w us, on the other hand you need an exorcism
Eat, pray, leave
Can anyone help me? my dying lover that I’ve lead into active addiction and left homeless right before her death is dying
couples that genuinely love and respect each other get a pass here
my latest position is that anything resembling a traditional wedding is now passe. But that's probably because I'm closing in on 40 and I feel I've attended my fill
a modicum of peace would be Trey Gowdy held face down in a pile of horse shit
I love that this lazy piece of crap can lay in the grass as much as he wants on nice days
National Guard members must be kinda pissed to be shipped away from their families just to stand around/pick up trash/do yard work. One would think anyway
I saw a video of it recently and was awed
Everything is working just fine
color
My dad said what are you doing out so late young lady (39)
Next year medicaid is getting shredded but this year it is cool to watch all these national guard guys standing around laughing and playing on their phones
I can use my phone quickly but not as quickly as any zoomer. You all keep me humble
I am also paranoid one of the many police forces is going to think my bass clarinet case is suspicious looking
going to just have to accept I will be showing up to my band practices excessively sweaty due to my brain
The Mom and Dad Who Unalived Their Baby
+1 in my experience too
As a work from home freak, going to an amusement park and standing in line with a lot of strangers for a long time with no phones was good for my brain
If we can’t “looks-shame” a rich middle aged white man what even can we do in this country anymore
probably going to let my washed laundry sit there overnight
any halfway decent journalist should ask Newsom "why is 19 too young to receive lifesaving medical treatment but not too young to date you"
I think a big chunk of them don’t want to vote for a transphobic candidate
What would it take for you to go on and participate in the Savannah Bananas cruise? For me I think at least $100M, a guarantee my dog would never die, full control of the federal government,
Does anyone have any advice on how to set up auto pay for my gas bill? For context I'm incredibly unique and inquisitive
PLEASE don’t mildly criticize me for being a weird freak it triggers my Advanced Neurological Sensitivity Syndrome
It is my sworn duty to keep my weak little brain away from short form video content but whenever I am exposed to it I like the kind where there’s a random person nodding in the corner
consuming content
Out of shape. Lazy
Let’s hear more about this Mac Taco
oh hell yeah I just did this yesterday. Waited 15 min for the shuttle and then couldn’t find my parking garage receipt when I got to the car. It is a great customer friendly system all around.
We’re having fun here
The guy at the emissions testing site told me I have a beautiful vehicle. Sir do you really mean it??
my new band rehearses in an area where there are tons of them and it is endlessly annoying I didn’t see any of them doing anything but standing around
I saw a post about how someone “isn’t a Trump supporter” but “feels safer” at a certain metro stop with law enforcement agencies crawling all over it. That’s a you problem!!!! Open your mind and think harder dumb ass!!!
I’m a different person after riding Top Thrill 2 four times
Is it middle aged of me to think face timing in public is weird?
The “HOTTEST” wife In The World
You should be able to fly with a sedated medium size dog. This would serve my interests and cause no issue otherwise.
He likes both of them but I think he prefers staying home, so that is what I'll do more of. He screams for 30 minutes after I leave him with the other one
Is the economy only hanging on by a toe right now? What's it doing over there?
He is currently not barking or sleeping, he does everything the perfect amount
Last time she was like “he sleeps so much for a dog his age. You said he’s only 5?” 😭
Titus has 2 sitters: One that comes to my home and ends all texts with “🐶💕” and one I take him to that negs like “I guess he probably barks more now because you live in the suburbs with less people and dogs??”
You could say I’ve become something of a “Coasterhead” this summer
Hopeful some of the current ones become skeletons while I am still alive
Sharpen your data story telling skills. Achieve greater precision for your growth strategy
A post divorce phenomenon is women who I haven’t talked to in years or are acquaintances asking me about it because they are contemplating it. I have broken up a few families by now
I’m going to have to hold auditions
Asking a 24 year old georgetown law grad if we can play Gilmore Girls
Lot of casual droppings of “after grad school” “after law school” in the new ensemble. DC baby
Pretending to get abducted just to see what the websleuths forums say about me
Brand new Tesla with a temp tag from a few days ago. Probably not enough time for his custom swastika wrap to come in yet
