Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
I don't see these cowards (sorry "journalists") ask that fucker farage about his net zero policy.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
I don't see these cowards (sorry "journalists") ask that fucker farage about his net zero policy.
Tristan Grayford (@tristangrayford.scot) reposted
Question to Zach Polanski at the leadership announcement: "Q: How can you take on Nigel Farage when your policy on immigration is so different?" Everything wrong with British politics and media summed up so succinctly in a single absolutely unhinged question.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday, may your next Marvel Snap battle end flawlessly.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Hell yeah it is!
Adam Bienkov (@adambienkov.bsky.social) reposted
Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
The excitement I have towards the end of a movie so I can log it in @letterboxd.social is palatable.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
I know. As if Liverpool weren't scary enough this season...š
Charlie Phillips (@charliechar.bsky.social) reposted
Donāt ignore that the bbc asked a racist question here
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
It gives "should trans people be allowed in public toilets?" vibes. A truly awful job by the BBC there š
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait. Already signed up š
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
You seeing this, dad? @fraserc69.bsky.social
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Lads, these deadline day transfers are fooking mental.
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Apparently I've been spelling "motherfucking spineless coward" wrong all my life. I've been told it's spelt "K-E-I-R S-T-A-R-M-E-R".
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
I just backed TOMB OF THE PALE HORSE - Final Issue & Collected Series on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/ian... Go get 'em @ianface.bsky.social @benjaminaefilby.bsky.social
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Listen y'all, The Hamburglar has a really bad take on something.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Is there a dead pool going on for Trump that I can take part in because I'd like to take yesterday if it's still available.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Hello, my name is Umar and my kink is watching trivia quiz videos on YouTube.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
I call this piece "Sexy Watto devouring his son".
Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted
Yo @Wendys how many reskeets to get RFK Jr fired?
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello I represent wendys. She says 69 but she could be joking with me.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
I think you should write a letter to your senator, Chuck.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
*m.bison "to me it was Tuesday" gif*
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Btw this is totally "treat yourself" sort of night. My wife has gone on a trip with her sister this weekend and I prescribed myself a solo trip to the cinema and a steakhouse meal. I highly recommend treating yourself once in a while. You deserve it ā¤ļø
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
You're my hero too, buddy.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Food pic 2: steak medium well done with steak chips and coleslaw.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
I got my ticket for the movie. I might go to a steak place after š Except pictures of food later today.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Weekend At Donnie's anyone?
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe...somewhere over the rainbow.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Again, just manifesting.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Only one way to be sure youtu.be/fGiYN-Lwi4w
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Each day we get closer and closer to how the Munchkins felt on that fateful day of their liberation. Je suis Munchkin.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Not confirming just manifesting, gang š¤
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Death TRUMPS All. There you got your headline, New York Post. Now pay me my money.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody tell Frazer Brown pls
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
I think I'll go watch that Toxic Avenger movie tomorrow š
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Donald Trump thinks Gavin Newsom is a dipshit and Gavin Newsom thinks Donald Trump is a dipshit. I think they're both cunts. Vote for me.
Mr. Tyler Crook (@mrtylercrook.bsky.social) reposted
I don't want to repost the awful stuff in that Chat GPT suicide case. But I will say that Chat GPT should be destroyed, financially and legally. The data centers should be disassembled and recycled. Sam Altman should go to prison.
shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted
the last two news stories i saw, one after another, were israel bombing nasser hospital in gaza and then this one. genuinely ashamed of the UK right now
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Can you add GTA VI to a baby shower registry? Asking for a friend.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
What do you mean this ain't The Onion?
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Normalise 3 day weekends.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
So your Reddit handle is bons_burgers_252. Good to know.
Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted
This is completely insane and a sign of how washed A.I. truly is. Why do you have to threaten people to use this if it's so good
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly, unfortunately.
Dan Whitehead (@danwhitehead.net) reposted
Whenever stuff like this bubbles up, I'm always reminded of the campaign waged in the early 90s by the red top newspapers against the rise of Media Studies as an academic discipline. "Mickey Mouse degrees" etc. The idea of a population with media literacy threatened their entire business model.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Elon John is like "oh, fuck. He didn't name-drop me again, did he?" after reading the article š
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Going to a racist protest under the pretence of "saving our kids" while blatantly ignoring them on a bank holiday weekend just before the new school year starts is peak daft cunt behaviour. Sort yourselves out, you fucking morons.
Fraser Campbell (@fraserc69.bsky.social) reposted
Every major media outlet has reported these feeble "protests" in this manner. A combined total of around 4k people nationwide. You have to question why the press are so desperate to inflate this situation. Why are they attempting to manufacture public disorder?
Dan Whitehead (@danwhitehead.net) reposted
Every photo of Sam Altman looks like a guy who just shat himself.
Alasdair Mackenzie (@alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social) reposted
This is certainly one way of saying āpathetic turnout by the fascists, outnumbered nearly two to one by decent people, despite weeks of bloodthirsty media coverageā
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Your parents met on the set of Caligula.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
It gives "worst in show" vibes. (no offense intended to the four-legged angel in this gif - you deserve so much better and I'm so sorry)
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
I just backed @allhellismrsun.bsky.social's Dead Men Tell Tales: A Retro Anthology Graphic Novel on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/169...
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
They got Capone through tax evasion but can't get Trump through the litany of felonies he's done. Slippery little fucker, ain't he?
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh that's a bucket lister for me, mate.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah i ended up rewatching Thief today. boxd.it/aPDktf
Fraser Campbell (@fraserc69.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
PJ Holden (@pauljholden.com) reposted
This is why thereās no point in labour trying to push rightward. Thereās always further right to go www.bbc.co.uk/news/article.... My god spend some time talking about the NHS and dentists and transport and the cost of living and taxing the bloody rich.
Losty (@aaronlosty.bsky.social) reposted
For money
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
dr. caitlin m. green (@caitlinmoriah.bsky.social) reposted
Donāt say āgreat replacementā Donāt say āmass deportationsā Donāt say āanti-whiteā Donāt say ācultural marxismā Donāt say āinstitutional captureā Donāt say āviewpoint diversityā Donāt say ātransgenderismā Donāt say ājihadistā Donāt say āurban crimeā it makes u sound weird and like u hate america
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
And...the end. What a movie. You may be asking "Umar, you sure love Manhunter." and you would be correct. Here's me talking about my love for this movie in not one, but two, podcast appearances. shows.acast.com/with-gourley... youtu.be/GgB28M8Cdtw?... Enjoy! I think I might go watch Thief now.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
If anyone sees Michael Mann out there can they please tell him "Thanks for directing Manhunter" from me. He'll know what it means.
Losty (@aaronlosty.bsky.social) reposted
Any art homies interested in drawing 8-10 page horror story? Reply, dm or email me: aaronlosty[at]gmail[dot]com
Stephanie Cooke (@hellocookie.bsky.social) reposted
The police are telling us that we need to disperse our peaceful protest of their AI, or else we (even as guests) will be removed from the convention and arrested.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
I fucking love this movie so fucking much.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy fuck, it's an actual post š www.linkedin.com/posts/michel...
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Nothing more Christian than calling the national guard to beat up thy neighbour. What a joke of a "man".
Ian Fay (@ianfay.bsky.social) reposted
I kinda love that it looks like they're locking eyes with eachother from across the room
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Robo = Mac Frodo = Charlie
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reposted
The Legend Of Zorro should have been called 2orro.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
The Legend Of Zorro should have been called 2orro.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
It was like The Room level bad ššš
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Full confession - I wrote that review within the first 10 mins of watching the "movie".
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
I watched it and it was wonderfully terrible.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
I rewatched American Beauty today. I wish that I did not rewatch American Beauty today.
PJ Holden (@pauljholden.com) reposted
Asking ChatGPT is the modern speaking to the gods through fish entrails.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Cool. The Toxic Avenger Kickstarter has been funded. I was super chuffed to be a part of this project and I'm so glad this movie's finally coming out š www.kickstarter.com/projects/leg...
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
You'd think they're going for a Minority Report vibe but really it's Garrett off Community in a paddling pool.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Remake Mr. Majestyk but it's him kicking the shit out of ICE agents trying to harass his melon farm workers.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand that this is a very niche and specific gripe but I stand by it.
Umar Ditta (@umarditta.bsky.social)
Got another reason why crypto is fucking dumb and should not be used. Something that should be simple - installing PIP and running some javascript in VS Code - has become a Sisyphean task for me. These nerds love to complicate shit and should not be trying to make a new type of fucking money.