it's a real "I need to watch Cassian get Mon out of Coruscant" day
who asked you, hoss Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw. I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. “Perfectly good white boy since 1972” ADVENTAVIT ASINUS
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it's a real "I need to watch Cassian get Mon out of Coruscant" day
it's like syphilis for your brain hold up
O God, here we go @lisamarietea.bsky.social
good afternoon @ms8.bsky.social, you'll want to fullscreen this one
so basically every national outlet of televised news will be in the hands of the complicit cool cool
I don’t trust any solution that’s not in an Erlenmeyer flask
“Who asked you, hoss” FYI when a person you do not know says “Hoss” in 2025 you should assume that “it” is at elevated risk of popping off
"Steve isn't that dumb" [citation needed]
Also shout out to Zoloft for barely holding the line between me and "Police remain on the lookout at this hour" with the desperate strength of Dolly Parton's training bra
I feel like I was ready for it intellectually, having first speculated on it in (checks notes) 1994, but I was not emotionally prepared for how acquiescent so many people would be, especially in the opposition and the press, and it will be much more difficult for me to relate to people in future.
god the billboards from 80 to the airport are bleak AF
it was cooked the day they moved off Baker Beach and turned it into millenial techie Mardi Gras
"it has AI" is the new "it has an app" is the new "it's dot com"
1976, really
an entire generation raised on UFC and GamerGate in the belief that VC bagmen are the foremost tech geniuses of our time
the money didn't use to think it was the brains
5200 Coast Highway, Pacifica CA
We need to stop calling VC speculators "tech"
I gotta remember to go get that Powerball ticket this afternoon because I might not make it to the end of the week at work at this pace
"I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO CARE THAT THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE"
and it's a freakin SCENIC two hours through Santa Cruz and Half Moon Bay along the way at that
Constant second line. Just a parade of tubas and trombones and handkerchiefs waving and legal alfresco drinking following them everywhere so that you can hear them coming, and the more mocking the music the better. Party for your right to fight, as Public Enemy taught us
yeah, I have a hard time with saying it to white folks because I have way too much hilljack "screw you too buddy" energy to play into that whole cavaliers and magnolias bullshit. And just to stick it to 'em, it always gets used with people of color, especially if they're definitely older than me
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Actually never mind anything else I said, I would spin up a clone of 2012 Instagram
Electrify a New Beetle and add Caltrain horns under the hood so I could silently zip up behind Cybertrucks and hit them with the sound of Armageddon
something something naked in Manhattan
upgrade my personal line to the $25 a month plan pay some college kid to walk around behind me with a Yeti cooler full of Coke Zero at all times probably buy a Stetson Open Road because I'm just tryna get like Raylan and/or Felder
Manners cost nothing
"YOU MAY ONLY USE THE INTERRUPTION IN THE MEETING FOR APPROVED FUNCTIONS" mfer if you don't... I am increasingly convinced that I'm leaving this job in cuffs
“gold standard science” means science from when the country’s currency was on the gold standard
what in the Hell is wrong with "break" one word, five letters, one syllable, no need to elaborate, I wish all corporate buzzword manufacturers an uncontrollable itch in the perineum
what's Japanese for BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
I had on my Vanderbilt fundraiser shirt, my Vanderbilt Ebbets Field hat, my Vanderbilt ring, and if I could have rode in on the back of Dansby Swanson I would have done it, and I will talk shit about what Vanderbilt did with Dolly's money until the HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
got that wagon waggin
good morning @abbeyrd.bsky.social
there was also a Western States Alliance at the onset of Covid to share resources and information in the absence of federal support. I for one welcome the return of @emperornorton.bsky.social to rule the Pacific Empire with grace and justice
I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, SAY "HEADWINDS" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
damneara corpse, looks like
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary with the Wind
I mean sometimes when you have really bad astigmatism but don’t want to wear your glasses,
this corgi is fully vaccinated and he is fixated on food and resource-guards, does not like anyone but him receiving attention and sheds an entire corgi in hair once a week Wait, I’m being told all of that is just “corgi”
Next one needs to be the Muppet version
Oh that’s a fact. Have put quarters in the bed and the TV both in my time
and lockable accounts tbqh
there's an awesome nacho spot in downtown Old Town called Nacho Bizness. I also endorse Hops and Fog, even though I think that's technically Pacific Grove. And we aren't above El Torito for dinner and a sundae at Ghirardelli after
That’s on me, I was searching for someone who could give me a pedicure
Much like Cal is UC-Berkeley, LA is UC-Los Angeles and USC is UC-Deez Nuts
Somebody needed to admire it, there was hardly anyone in the stands to do it
There is at least one person #OnHere who was writing Xanadu fanfic CONTEMPORANEOUSLY (not me, I was busy Mary Sue-ing myself into Star Wars Episodes 6-14) open the schools
It is definitely better the colder you can make it. Which is a problem in Europe!
Diet is based on New Coke. Zero on Coke Classic. It was the runaway success of Diet that prompted the New Coke fiasco in the first place
I make cinnamon toast at least a couple times a month right freakin now. It just has Kerrygold and Penzey’s on it
that was last night, this seems a hasty presumption
precious moments figurines for nerds
Dummies, don’t they know that Colorado is closer to space
a true sign of shitty people is that they always need someone it's okay to shit on
I am 50 or 60 years old and I do not need this
HOT DAMN
true story: the Raiders used to play at Cal when they needed more seats than the Coliseum had in the 70s. They broke the Dolphins' winning streak in Berkeley in '73
The best quote I’ve ever seen about this is that every Democratic leader of the 21st century is ideally suited by temperament and mindset to be in congress in 1995 debating the v-chip.
IRB approval
There’s a hole in investor brains where all the VC goes.
Shouldn’t have let Charleston Southern kick that sad field goal, it cost Vandy all their AP votes
Army Air Force, RETVRN that'll show em
the senseless part is the taxpayer burden associated not only with the move, but with breaking "Space Force" out as a separate armed service in the first place. Dumb shit and shiny objects. Waiting for my Space Force Academy varsity letter from space camp in '84
and then when they do win, they govern as though it's just the reverse
That and Campaign for Southern Equality, every month, because NON NOBIS !!!!-ING SOLUM
especially when a huge chunk of that region is the voting base of the better party and indispensable if you ever want to flip things
Jerry Reed, traditionally
one more crime to lay at the feet of the Electoral College, along with "Reagan won 49 states!!" yeah by a 55-45 margin, not 95-5
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Yup that's the one, RTR
I wonder what that state looks like if you go back to 1957, shoot John Patterson dead and make it look like a mob hit, and George Wallace gets elected on his original platform as heir to Jim Folsom
I think it was Foxworthy who said "Southerners are just as smart as anyone else, we just can't keep the stupidest amongst us off the television"
I mean to be fair when that's your Senator it's hard to make arguments about the caliber of your state's education system, and he's not even from there - not even now
moving companies
Face/Off machine, I'm telling you
they're still trying to convince Hillbilly Vanilli that it's safe for him to go into the Face/Off machine
well the song ain't "a helluva mathematician" now is it
WOOHOO ROLL TIDE WAIT WHAT THE--
smoked cheddar you say go on
how else could I have found myself at a restaurant my senior year of high school called, on God, "Ol' Heidelberg"
So say we all, I grew up in the era of Steadman Shealy and Jeff Rutledge and Walter Lewis. I didn't learn to throw a spiral until high school
ixnay on the ootfallbay, they'll try to palm Trent DIlfer off on us
if they're moving Star Command to Alabama does that mean my Space Camp was the equivalent of a service academy
PRAISE THE GREAT KHAN
SMGDH
well I don't know what I expected
That’s it? I thought they were renaming it the War Department and announcing the invasion of Chicago
greatest rebounding coach that ever lived. RIP
that's eating you're describing eating
I was gonna say, that's the smallest run playbook in the world and they racked almost 300 yards
I am very curious how much of Vanderbilt's turnaround is down to Barton Simmons and knowing who to target. I was dubious of this whole "general manager" thing but it seems to be paying dividends in a world where free agency affects the roster
(assiduously checks for that L in "public" before clicking "Reply")
Lemme rephrase: I don't think they'd invented public male strippers yet ;]
hell Vandy's main PBP guy (not the current one) had some serious personal issues affecting his work and everyone was like "who gives a shit, he's the voice of the Dores, let him cook" although new guy Andrew Allegretta came to us from Tulane so you can't say he didn't know what he was in for =)