Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992), dir. by Francis Ford Coppola. #MovieNight
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Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992), dir. by Francis Ford Coppola. #MovieNight
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
TV Buddha dedicated this one to all of the bald men in the audience, just before covering the Modern Lovers classic “Roadrunner” at the Empty Bottle in Chicago IL on 9/20/25. #TVBuddha #EmptyBottleChicago #crizzvidz
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Two Chicago indie bands played the Empty Bottle last night and it was a rockin’ good time. #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Dehd performing “Clear” at the Empty Bottle in Chicago IL on 9/20/25, presented by Riot Fest Late Night. #Dehd #EmptyBottleChicago #RiotFest #crizzvidz
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Look at these epic pussies in their bitch ass G.I. Joe costumes and masks acting like they’re at war, but in reality they’re just assaulting the citizens they agreed to protect. Disgusting and shameful.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
First time I met Crispin Glover, I had him sign my copy of ‘Rat-Catching’ with his Cousin Dell line from David Lynch’s masterpiece ‘Wild At Heart’. #JingleDell
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
These photos with Crispin Glover were taken at Northwestern about 30 years ago, so I’m hoping we’ll get a chance to re-create them at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social next month.
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Mike Johnson is basically a skin tag on Don Old Tramp‘s nutsack.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
The Exorcist III (1990), dir. by William Peter Blatty. #MovieNight
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
The ghost of Yeule on stage at Outset in Chicago IL on 9/15/25. #Yeule #OutsetChicago #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Ninja Tune glitch pop artist Yeule hyping the crowd up at Outset in Chicago IL on 9/15/25. #Yeule #OutsetChicago #crizzvidz
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Great answer from President Dementia Don. Man, fuck this orange ass clown.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Rest in Peace to an American screen legend, the great Robert Redford. #RobertRedfordRIP
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Chillaxin’ in the grass while listening to Vines perform on Night 1 of Plantasia at the Garfield Park Conservatory in Chicago IL on 9/14/25. #Plantasia #crizzvidz
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Felt privileged this evening getting to explore the Garfield Park Conservatory after hours for Night 1 of Plantasia. #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
I’ve been a fan of Little Brother since their first album dropped back in 2003, but never had a chance to see them perform live until last night’s awesome sold out show at The Metro in Chicago IL. #LittleBrother #MetroChicago #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Little Brother with Darien Brockington performing “Slow It Down” at The Metro in Chicago IL on 9/13/25. #crizzvidz #LittleBrother #MetroChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
No way in hell I was going to let a fractured foot while wearing a boot prevent me from going to last night‘s concert. Upon arriving I was third in line and ended up standing there for 6 hours. #disspics #SaltShedChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
The brilliant Jessica Pratt performing “By Hook Or By Crook” at Salt Shed in Chicago IL on 9/09/25. #crizzvidz #JessicaPratt #SaltShedChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
It was a beautiful September evening on the fairgrounds of the Salt Shed last night, as we all gathered to listen to some really excellent bands. #disspics #SaltShedChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Waxahatchee performing “Oxbow” at Salt Shed in Chicago IL on 9/09/25. #crizzvidz #Waxahatchee #SaltShedChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
The Hateful Eight (2015), dir. by Quentin Tarantino #MovieNight
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Hobbling into my 50th birthday today with a fractured foot and a much-needed sense of humor about how funny life can be sometimes. #disspics #ThisIs50
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Many thanks to the kind folks at Sleeping Village last night for accommodating a man with a broken foot. #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Weedeater performing “Weed Monkey” at Sleeping Village in Chicago IL on 9/01/25. #crizzvidz #Weedeater #SleepingVillageChicago
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Aside from that gutless Southern belle Lindsey Graham, has there ever been a bigger nut licker in politics than Mike Johnson? At least he has the decency to wipe off Trump‘s nut bronzer from his chin before he goes on “the news”.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Minority Report (2002), dir. by Steven Spielberg. #MovieNight
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
@nin.com performing “Mr Self Destruct’ at the United Center in Chicago IL on 8/19/25. #crizzvidz #NineInchNails #UnitedCenterChicago
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First time re-watching this masterpiece in a few years and it really makes me wish Barry Jenkins would return to making beautiful films like this and ‘Moonlight’ again.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
If Beale Street Could Talk (2018), dir. by Barry Jenkins. #MovieNight
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
@nin.com performing “As Alive As You Need Me to Be” at the United Center in Chicago IL on 8/19/25. #crizzvidz #NineInchNails #UnitedCenterChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Lynchian vibes on the B Stage last night for @nin.com at United Center in Chicago IL. #disspics #NineInchNails #UnitedCenterChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
@nin.com performing “Hurt” at the United Center in Chicago IL last night, 8/19/25. #crizzvidz #NineInchNails #UnitedCenterChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Earlier this evening a shelf cloud rolled through the south side. #crizzvidz
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
I finally bought a frame for this autographed Kim Deal poster from her show at Thalia Hall in Chicago IL last month. #KimDeal #Pixies #TheBreeders #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Rest in Peace to one of the great English actors, Terence Stamp. I loved his performances in ‘Toby Dammit’, ‘Superman II’ and ‘The Limey’. #TerenceStampRIP
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Knowing this shit hole administration, I would be expecting them to ask Zelensky to remove his shoes and walk across 20 feet of hot coals before they sit down to insult him.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Baby Rose with BADBADNOTGOOD performing “Slow Burn” at Thalia Hall in Chicago IL on 5/16/25. #crizzvidz #BabyRose #BADBADNOTGOOD
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Dehd performing “Mood Ring” at Thalia Hall in Chicago IL, nine months ago on 11/12/24. #Dehd #ThaliaHallChicago #crizzvidz
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Some jerk blacked out the Superman that was punching this ICEhole in the face a few weeks back, but I’m happy to report that the mural has finally been fixed. #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
This time next week I’ll be seeing @nin.com for the very first time and all I wanna hear is “As Alive As You Need Me to Be”. #NineInchNails #TronAres
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Tindersticks performing ”New World” at the Athenaeum Center For Thought & Culture in Chicago IL, four months ago tonight on 4/10/25. #Tindersticks #AthenaeumCenterChicago #crizzvidz
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Moneyball (2011), dir. by Bennett Miller. #MovieAfternoon I’m not even a baseball fan, but I love this movie so much that I watch it a couple times a year.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
I just want to wish a happy Mass Shootings Day to all Americans who celebrate. Y’all have really been doing it up this weekend.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Is there anything cooler than seeing one of your favorite indie rock icons perform live in a cemetery at night? #KimGordon #SonicYouth #disspics #BohemianNationalCemetery
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Kim Gordon performing “Hungry Baby” outside at the Bohemian National Cemetery in Chicago IL on 6/08/24. #crizzvidz #KimGordon #SonicYouth #BohemianNationalCemetery
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
The fact that @bsky.app still doesn’t allow users to edit a skeet within a reasonable amount of time after posting is pretty damn ridiculous. Can y’all fix that please?
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
I was driving through the Kenwood neighborhood recently and now I’m totally obsessed with this restaurant’s mural. #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Wandered around the Lacuna Lofts in Pilsen the other day and saw some pretty great art installations and fun vintage signs. #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
@doechii.music-social.com is currently one of the most exciting voices in the world of Hip-Hop and easily one of the best female rappers of all time. This is gonna be as the kids say, lit af!
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
“He was so crooked he could eat soup with a corkscrew” -Myra Langtry
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Wu-Tang Clan performing “Gravel Pit” at the United Center in Chicago IL, one month ago tonight on 7/07/25. #crizzvidz #WuTangClan #UnitedCenterChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
No complaints about the view this afternoon for a rooftop photo shoot in Pilsen. #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), dir. by Philip Kaufman. #MovieNight
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
I discovered this awesome vintage neon sign on the south side earlier today in the Grand Boulevard neighborhood. Cheerful Credit! #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
An alley mural in Pilsen of Cheech and Chong passing the dog, Chicago Style. #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Such a fascinating way to view one’s entire record collection. Zoom, zoom, zoom!
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
@dinosaurjr.com performing their fuzzy cover of The Cure’s “Just Like Heaven” at Salt Shed in Chicago IL on 7/29/25. #crizzvidz #DinosaurJr #SaltShedChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Lou Barlow spotted enjoying a moment to himself during last night’s fuzzed-out @dinosaurjr.com performance at Salt Shed in Chicago IL. #disspics #LouBarlow #DinosaurJr #SaltShedChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
I went to see @dinosaurjr.com perform at Salt Shed last night and all I got was this photo of @jmascis.com heading out for a bike ride. #disspics #JMascis #DinosaurJr #SaltShedChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
@dinosaurjr.com performing “Start Choppin’” at Salt Shed in Chicago IL on 7/29/25. #crizzvidz #DinosaurJr #SaltShedChicago
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Did you also fix the audio glitch that happens three seconds before the clip ends? That would be amazing.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
It’s not a cult! #NickCaveAndTheBadSeeds #SaltShedChicago #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds were taking us to church while performing “Conversion” at Salt Shed in Chicago IL on 4/28/25. #crizzvidz #NickCaveAndTheBadSeeds #SaltShedChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Funk goddess Betty Davis was born on this day in 1944. She would have been 81 years old. #BettyDavis
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Please tell me you haven’t changed the opening credits. 🤞
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Kim Deal performing “Crystal Breath” at Thalia Hall in Chicago IL on 7/23/25. #KimDeal #ThaliaHallChicago #crizzvidz
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Kim Deal and her band receiving all of the love from the Thalia Hall crowd in Chicago IL last night, 7/23/25. #KimDeal #ThaliaHallChicago #disspics
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Kim Deal performing “Big Ben Beat” at Thalia Hall in Chicago IL on 7/23/25. #KimDeal #ThaliaHallChicago #crizzvidz
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Bartees Strange performing “Lovers” at Thalia Hall in Chicago IL on 5/21/25. #crizzvidz #BarteesStrange #ThaliaHallChicago
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Rest in Peace to one of the craziest blokes to ever do it and a true rock legend, Ozzy Osbourne. #OzzyOsbourneRIP
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You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature? Chicago style, of course.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Becoming Led Zeppelin (2025), dir. by Bernard MacMahon. #MovieAfternoon This is a fantastic music documentary.
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Tulsi “Leatherface” Gabbard can fuck right off with her traitorous ass.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
One of my earliest childhood memories is doing endless somersaults around our living room, in an effort to amuse my parents while Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant” played on the home stereo. I really enjoyed watching Part 1 of his new HBO documentary ‘And So It Goes’. #BillyJoel
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
“Childhood” by Barry Can’t Swim is definitely my choice for best summer banger of 2025. Makes me want to throw on some UGK after listening to it.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
Earlier this week I started rewatching all of ‘Six Feet Under’ for the first time since it originally aired and I must say that over 20 years later, it still holds up exceptionally well and even hits a little bit harder as one ages. #SixFeetUnder Beautiful stuff.
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(mic drop)
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I was managing a record store in downtown Chicago about 10 years ago and Michael Shannon walked in to browse the vinyl racks while wearing a red clown nose. He’s a cool fella.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
“He Was Never a Big Factor In Terms of Life” is becoming one of my favorite tracks on Grandpa Dementia’s Greatest Shits album, only second to “One of the Wettest We’ve Ever Seen, From the Standpoint of Water”.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social)
FKA twigs performing “Perfect Stranger” at Salt Shed in Chicago IL on 6/24/25. #FKAtwigs #SaltShedChicago #crizzvidz
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Definitely a major bummer, but I anticipate the next 10 months of ‘The Late Show’ to continue being essential TV watching. And regardless of what Colbert chooses to do after May 2026, I’m sure he’ll have no problem finding a new home on a network that actually has a set of balls.
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Just because a few MAGAt fuckers are having buyer’s remorse, doesn’t mean that the majority of his supporters wouldn’t be stupid enough to vote for that fat orange rapist a 3rd or 4th time if they had the chance. Admitting they were wrong or learning from bad decisions is not their strong suit.
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I think Fat Donnie just got back from Westeros with a wicked case of greyscale.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social) reply parent
I know that was the main factor. It’s just too bad that they never recorded any tracks with Common, Twista or Rhymefest.
Needy Satiric (@unclediss.bsky.social) reply parent
Feeling a little bit jipped that they didn’t bring out anyone at their Chicago show last week. I definitely thought Funk Doctor Spock would have been there. Still had a stony good time though.