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Uncle Lope

@unclelope.bsky.social

Music Movies Sports Guy / Canadian / Hippie Jew Convict vibes / Respect Cats But Don’t Wanna Be Around Em / Same Goes For Babies / Wolf’s mom’s side piece

created May 27, 2023

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Would you select JJ McCarthy and Justin Fields over him?

1/9/2025, 8:57:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serious commitment and discipline. I couldn’t get through the first few months on a randomized daily generator. Also, I’m also not really known for my commitment and discipline. Post faves pls!

1/9/2025, 8:55:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My league’s TP last 2 seasons. If yards and TDs don’t matter, that’s a strange league. The numbers tell a very different story than Eric Moodys ridiculous ranks.

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1/9/2025, 8:41:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is analysis from ESPN’s Eric Moody. whats more insulting… Jared Goff below any other name on this list or Justin Fields and JJ McCarthy on anything but some kind of “prove it” list. Goff threw 4700 yds and 37 TDs. He may not be a top 5 QB but the Goff hate is nuts.

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1/9/2025, 8:28:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yargh.

1/9/2025, 7:43:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ass.

1/9/2025, 4:06:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah… no.

1/9/2025, 2:03:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sus.

1/9/2025, 1:58:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts on grilled cheese and ‘chup?

1/9/2025, 1:52:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:27:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why you keep your butt plug around your food?

1/9/2025, 1:09:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happened to me with Share. Was a shocker. But coming back to earth is tough. Time to start fresh with a new opener. It’s going to feel unfamiliar for time. That’s natural. We all go through it. Feel free to reach out if you need to talk.

1/9/2025, 1:04:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love you buddy

1/9/2025, 11:10:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raoul Silva and Auric Goldfinger are the only Bond villains worth mentioning.

1/9/2025, 7:11:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Lope (@unclelope.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh?

1/9/2025, 12:42:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Lope (@unclelope.bsky.social) reply parent

Does that mean you didn’t do Being There? Dbl album before Summerteeth, and a great starter.

31/8/2025, 11:49:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(and not enough Os)

31/8/2025, 11:41:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have no clue where this block came from. Clearly missed something.

31/8/2025, 7:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Lope (@unclelope.bsky.social) reply parent

The point about aversion is fair. Counterpoint: Taylor swift is insanely popular. But insanely. Zero interest in any of it. Doesn’t make me right. Doesn’t make me wrong. Popularity plays to marketing and group think. Popularity got Trump elected.

31/8/2025, 2:59:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You clearly stated you’re not a fan. You also clearly stated it’s “their best work.” That would be like me opining “Hit Me Baby One More Time” is Britney Spears’ best song. It might be. But I wouldn’t opine on her best anything. I’m not a fan.

31/8/2025, 2:52:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Lope (@unclelope.bsky.social) reply parent

Right. But it’s all opinions. There’s no need to argue opinion. Sgt Peppers is the Beatles best seller. Is that their best? Maybe for some, I guess. Zep 4 is their best seller. It’s probably 4th on my list.

31/8/2025, 2:47:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You admittedly don’t listen to them. So that you lean into the best known of their products isn’t unusual. But I listen to Animals, WYWH and Meddle often. Very rarely reach for Dark Side.

31/8/2025, 2:40:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Lope (@unclelope.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done.

31/8/2025, 2:37:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not their best work.

31/8/2025, 2:33:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some states definitely have impound threshold for speed. And to be fair… it’s local Barrie news. American locals produce stuff like this. Perhaps the greatest local news feature ever produced. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1IX...

31/8/2025, 2:30:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually took the time to appeal that stupidity. I’m glad you got the chance to catch them. They were a force. One of those bands you prolly had to see to get it. But for so many of us, it went so much deeper than their music. I take every opportunity, not to sell them, but to share them.

31/8/2025, 1:00:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real sorry for your loss Sully. Messages like this resonate. Thank you for sharing it.

31/8/2025, 12:56:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As for the adult content highlighted below…

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31/8/2025, 12:53:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you have any interest in understanding or identifying any more vividly with Canadian ppl you love, pls give this a read. Cuz we’re not America’s hat. We’re America’s neighbour. And we have our own shit to deal with behind closed doors, TYVM. pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

31/8/2025, 12:48:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe not 2000s. Not a lot of rock bands of that stature. But if Radiohead were to tour in another 10 or so years from now…

30/8/2025, 8:19:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shiiiiiiit!

30/8/2025, 8:15:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The old man still living like it’s 1977.

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30/8/2025, 6:40:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Baby Lope! Not a lot of pics out there. But this was always my favourite.

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30/8/2025, 6:37:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t like olives. I like Castelvetrano olives. I don’t like mushrooms. I like oyster mushrooms. I don’t like raisins. I enjoyed those. I choose to appreciate some of the gray areas, where we give ourselves opportunities to listen. And maybe even to learn.

30/8/2025, 5:24:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s been very a week 1 #1 v #3 kind of game. But Manning/play calling has not helped.

30/8/2025, 5:15:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s ok. You’ll probably forget about it by this afternoon anyway.

30/8/2025, 4:36:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when I told you Id kill you last? I lied.

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30/8/2025, 4:34:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@janice-prazoff.bsky.social and her wrist tubes, her fingerless gloves, her winter nut ticklerz. And those aren’t just Pom Poms… wink wink.

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30/8/2025, 4:32:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going Commando!

30/8/2025, 4:15:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She turned a mirror on your ass. You don’t hate her. You hate … you.

30/8/2025, 3:46:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 11:53:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t like yogurt. Don’t like raisins. Yogurt covered raisins? Alchemy.

30/8/2025, 5:50:33 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grow up, Sully.

29/8/2025, 11:11:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheesy Money Ghostbutters Bleuless

29/8/2025, 9:40:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot Shits! (lactose issues) #MakeAMovieDairy

29/8/2025, 9:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bought a 10 year cheddar a few weeks ago. Tasted a lot like the 5 year. #sus

29/8/2025, 9:30:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will never not be awesome

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29/8/2025, 3:38:40 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Fewer shootings.

29/8/2025, 11:06:59 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you do the Farah??? That’s an expensive looking doo!

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29/8/2025, 12:03:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Lope (@unclelope.bsky.social) reply parent

This one has no edge at all. Pretty dull.

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28/8/2025, 8:03:36 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do you figure he keeps em fresh? Or maybe the hunt just begins anew when the old ones rot… and that in itself is keeping it fresh?

28/8/2025, 3:30:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also… goddamit, why does Santana III have to be such a fuggin masterpiece???

28/8/2025, 3:23:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thing about Spotify tho is that you can stream dbags like Clapton and Santana and feel less bad. That’s gotta count for something.

28/8/2025, 3:14:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boof it.

28/8/2025, 3:03:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diagnosis by eye test from Doctor Brain Worm

28/8/2025, 2:37:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Food court options: Cheap Chinese > Everything

28/8/2025, 2:24:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Jedi Mantra would suggest it’s time for a name change, Nurse Anger Issues. There is no emotion, there is peace . There is no ignorance, there is knowledge . There is no passion, there is serenity . There is no chaos, there is harmony . There is no death, there is the Force .

28/8/2025, 1:16:42 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ayyyyyyoooo!!!! Happy birthday! Wish for you all the ice creams and a Sox win today! (Ice creams every day, really. But the Sox win is just a today thang.)

28/8/2025, 12:40:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“How can I forgive you, For all the times you did me wrong. So many years of mutual abuses. Now you’re just another boring song.” - Fagen

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28/8/2025, 12:14:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TIL …

28/8/2025, 9:27:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boof it

28/8/2025, 12:23:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ELECTRIC JAZZALOO!

27/8/2025, 8:52:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last min offer for 2 free tix to Lettuce in Toronto tonight!!! Let the people know! @cloudgazing.bsky.social? @hillzy.ca?

27/8/2025, 8:29:21 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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#statflex

27/8/2025, 7:07:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two out of three ain’t bad.

27/8/2025, 3:30:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Science AND economics??? You really are a complete package l.

27/8/2025, 3:20:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only sometimes. They MAY pop.

27/8/2025, 2:29:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate that this driving a wedge between us. And who the fuck uses the bags anyway??!

27/8/2025, 2:28:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:49:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you’re anti science??? You need a bigger hole if it’s just one. And who wants a bigger hole??? www.journalofyoungphysicists.org/post/the-bat...

27/8/2025, 1:45:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The back end cut is a much smaller cut. It just allows for better flow.

27/8/2025, 1:22:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One last time… bahahahahaha!

27/8/2025, 1:14:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfect.

27/8/2025, 1:06:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the way from Canada’s 11th province…

27/8/2025, 12:55:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Commentary from Canada’s bottom.

27/8/2025, 12:52:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday!

27/8/2025, 12:32:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean… if we can send people to space every day, we can probably work that out.

27/8/2025, 12:26:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s available in bags in Canada. But I’ve never used bag milk. Only cartons. For those who do, here’s a look at how it do.

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27/8/2025, 11:25:41 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m So Tired

27/8/2025, 12:05:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sawft as baby shit, man.

26/8/2025, 11:25:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope tomorrow’s a lot better, bubs.

26/8/2025, 10:40:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean if Taylor can do it…

26/8/2025, 10:35:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was waiting for this peek behind the domestic curtain to pay off. Thank you.

26/8/2025, 9:08:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weak kneed, low-T take, breh. Real ones don’t live by your dogmatic menu rules.

26/8/2025, 8:57:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew something about him reminded me of @scottmik104.bsky.social!!!

26/8/2025, 8:17:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rice Crispies for texture when I have em.

26/8/2025, 8:13:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a fucking peanut butter and banana sandwich. If the vessel offends you, sack up Snowflake.

26/8/2025, 8:12:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude! It’s actually a fave move of mine. From my camera roll in Aug 2013.

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26/8/2025, 7:06:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally doing something right. Proud of you.

26/8/2025, 7:02:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah. Just fuggin around. Had to look it up.

26/8/2025, 3:11:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you sing?

26/8/2025, 2:40:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Euphonium??? We have something in common???

26/8/2025, 1:33:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oasis closing all of their show with the same encore run of four singalong ballads. Every show. Same encore. And they’re eating that shit up for hundreds a ticket. Fuggin normies, man.

26/8/2025, 1:32:22 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot girl summer.

26/8/2025, 1:23:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(some don’t)

26/8/2025, 12:21:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 11:55:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh… wait… I thought we were doing kidnap notes.

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25/8/2025, 11:54:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LISTEN TO MORE STEELY DAN!!!

25/8/2025, 10:57:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With all that money being thrown at freshmen, we gonna see more and more players thrown in early cuz “we’re paying them.” Will be interesting to look at impact of development as a trend 10 years out. frontofficesports.com/newsletter/m...

25/8/2025, 9:22:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enough of the nonsense, Sully. It’s the mans birthday!

25/8/2025, 7:37:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view