If the bathroom door is locked, don't forget to shake and rattle the door super aggressively as to terrify the occupant and fill them with dread
Probably catastrophizing about something incredibly minor. Retro gamer. Vinyl nerd. Bad at guitar. LA->CA ⚜️🏖
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If the bathroom door is locked, don't forget to shake and rattle the door super aggressively as to terrify the occupant and fill them with dread
I wonder if he calls his backup pants, his "number 2's"
Cathy Ter'Showing
Oh no!!!
Dont worry, we got otis campbell in the situation room
Questions to ask to break them out of the cul-de-sac! #psychology #questions #sociologist
Nah, itll be a gold plated bust of himself. The only person he has any real loyalty to
Innnn Heavennn
China probably has 10 brands alone that make an electric counterpart. They don't give a shit
When will this madness subside
Has moonface ever stopped to consider the perspective of others or should we all just conform to his Christo-fascist worldview?
Hang on. Still in shock that the area 51 meme was 6 years ago
If you wanna know about space, you have to know about the planets. If you wanna know about the planets, you have to listen to me right now 🌎🪐💫
I thought cro-magnon's had a trade and barter economy
Wife and I said screw Louisiana and moved here.
Oh that war is still going on? I was under the inpression it was one of the many day 1 promises that tangerine man made to end. /s
Just curious because i always thought they got in the way for me, what do you use the paddles for?
Or get rid of your crap! Facebook marketplace was the easiest way to offload old furniture and stuff
UNDERTALE is on sale for $1. If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up. store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...
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What about drill baby drill? I thought EVs were a device of the radical left to undermine big oil
Peewee German
Mahfuckas with guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers
Post a character u like!! I like to think im Marshall-coded. Probably means im a Ted
Very considerate
Easy there sailor mouth lol
I wish Tim Curry narrated all of the audiobooks. He did a great job with them
Maybe she will find the paper trail to what funded the mysterious democrat weather machines
Me in a room by myself whenever that gwent music fires up
Vance as vader is giving him far too much credit
We also brought back plastic straws, deported thousands, and banned <1% of people playing sports. The economy is also tanking. No word on egg price relief, and donny has spent 27% of his days in office on the golf course
The monster has been attcking our village, kidnapping our children, and laying waste to our crops and livestock. Please help us master witcher. How about a round of cards?
Are you like me and find yourself getting sucked into wikipedia rabbit holes? Ill start opening multiple tabs like okay, once im done with the columbine tangent, we'll get to that article about Doom mods
What if God tapped into your neurolink and spoke to you and...wait a minute
Her name is Gale
Gotta remind myself that crazies are everywhere. Crazy doesnt discriminate
I'm grown enough to admit when I'm wrong. Balatro is fantastic. I'll probably pick it up in between playing Avowed. That game has my heart right now
America is part of the new axis powers. How embarrassing
I LIVE DOWN IN THE BAJA
LOVE Ms. Crockett!!! ❤️
Me during those stealth missions
M'sir
He's more concerned about birdies than planes
Does this mean that leftists can take this philosophy to heart too? Obviously not
Jeff is so corrupt
Pt. 2
God, Halo had so many! What if you miss? I won't.
I thought he wanted something with HOPS sorry
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I yearn for the days when there was a state of being that was considered "off of the computer"
You know what? Imma just start a new file
It’s the same picture
Me fighting margit trying to scoop up 64 lost runes
I completely get the hype ive missed out on though. Ill be working on this one for a while
In short: I get it now and cannot put it down
This is embarrassing. So I had been beating my head against the wall trying to enjoy elden ring. Could not understand the appeal. I tried beating margit like 25 times. I just realized i hadnt been leveling my character at all. Just pulling up. Level 1, base gear. Absolutely rawdogging that fight
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation.
Well if anyone normalizes the shit the (f)elons are doing, they have actual derangement syndrome, so it doesnt bother me either
Hell yeah
Do not apologize, i love to learn 😊 i dont drink anymore so the bitterness helps fill some of that void as well lol
Cranberry. Them UTIs don't stand a chance
I see here your rèsumè says toilet paper and...pop vinyls? Would you care to explain that? Yes. They're limited edition.
I've been trying to beat this stupid airplane all day. Morale is low
Lolol noooo not the mans on a bike!! 😂
I guess its better than in a dark, sketchy parkibg lot like the olden days. Still bullshit though. I thought id be able to pick up a pack of joints at the circle k by now
Even if it's your kink
And the rush to who can buy up all the ashes after he's burned it to the ground has already started
Me posting and forgetting people actually read my dumb shit that comes across their screen
Home sweet Waffle Home. that yellow beacon of hope glowing in the night,calling to you. Where the hash browns come smothered, and covered, and the coffee never stops flowing. It's more than just a restaurant; it's a uniquely American institution where your cook is ready and eager to fist fight for u
I prefer my Joseph's to be a little more put together, but that's just me
Waffle House has never missed. Lifetime batting average of 1.000. Big, bold, beautiful flavors every time.
3:45. Can't sleep so I took it to the Waffle Home. May have to dip into the 401k
These are jokes. I haven't darkened the door of a bar in years lol
Me when the bartender gives the last call
Whenever they tell me i gotta go train the new guy at work
if music is therapy, who's your therapist? Depends on the day, but recently:
Remember, it's not hoarding if your shit is cool
I don't know what other response you'd expect from a sociopath
Can't castrate these men with no balls to begin with. I've heard of invertebrates with more spine.
COMF
Maybe Chuck Schumer will shake his fist a little harder and all will be well
And they want the helpers tired, burnt out, and apathetic. Don't let them
Can we talk about the killing of Harambe and how it pretty much threw us into an alternate dimension of diapair?
I think the released the antigen
Oh no. Ya boy got the suds.
How about this beluga whale giving this phone back that was dropped 😭
Good luck! If it's any consolation, you're going to find something better. I promise. I've been there many times and i've always found something. Go somewhere where you're valued.
I feel ya bud. I hope it gets better or at least more tolerable. Im about to take a little social media break. I feel like i come home from chaos, and open my phone to more of it lol
I'm feeling overwhelmed. I think I'm going to unplug for a couple days. I'll be back but i need to chill out from the news and bullshit. Love you guys!
