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Stephanie J. Cress

@unicornpoo.bsky.social

Reader, writer (www.stephaniejcress.com), and stressed out LNK

created January 22, 2025

99 followers 107 following 295 posts

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Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

You're talking about the same people who thought "Born In the USA" was a rah, rah, patriotism song.

6/9/2025, 5:34:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Does anyone actually believe this ridiculous shit? Oh, yeah. MAGAts.

6/9/2025, 4:49:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Given the size of the No Kings, etc, rallies, the Chicago turnout is going to be...huge.

6/9/2025, 4:45:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 11:07:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

You know that stupid TV trope where two people get caught cheating (kissing) and after a beat, one says, "Oh, we were... rehearsing for a play."? Yeah. That's the vibe.

5/9/2025, 10:35:18 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

Don't tread on my bunghole!

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5/9/2025, 6:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

And I just heard Jimmy Kimmel call him the "Secretary of Health and Human Sacrifices." Ha!

5/9/2025, 3:14:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 2:38:36 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 2:02:45 PM | 15 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@blue-co-tim.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

His own words are his indictment & conviction (again) "When you're a star, you can do whatever (whoever) you want" "He (Epstein) stole her (Virginia Giuffre) from me (MarLaGoGo)" children .. NOT YOUNG WOMEN .. UNDER AGE .. MINORS 14 years old .. that's who he & Epstein target Power, Money, FEAR

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4/9/2025, 6:48:40 PM | 23 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Claire 💙🩵🇺🇸☮️ (@claire9389.bsky.social) reposted

If we would just believe the women, we wouldn’t still be here 😢 #epstein

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3/9/2025, 10:27:42 PM | 471 161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

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3/9/2025, 6:08:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 6:04:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

www.msn.com/en-us/news/p... I'm guessing that he's trying to get ahead of this. Or distract from it.

2/9/2025, 2:41:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Because "lawful" and "unlawful" are just words unless there are consequences, too.

2/9/2025, 2:39:11 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anita 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 (@anita1956.bsky.social) reposted

Exactly the same.

29/8/2025, 5:06:30 AM | 65 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

Good Morning, lovely people! Is he dead yet?

29/8/2025, 2:01:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

It's from vaccines! ~RFK Jr., probably

29/8/2025, 1:47:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted

relatedly: if you’re worried about this, i strongly encourage you to seek out and attend a rally wherever you live on labor day. it will give you a much better perspective on how many of us there are vs. how many of them in a way that isn’t just abstract math.

28/8/2025, 9:46:26 PM | 819 190 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing "transparent" is the thickness of their skin.

27/8/2025, 9:25:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 10:26:28 PM | 82 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

*wandering around on the roof. Fixed that for you!

22/8/2025, 9:08:02 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

One can hope.

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22/8/2025, 5:19:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, like a judge blocking stuff stops them. It all means nothing without consequences.

22/8/2025, 2:38:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

That sums it up, honestly.

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22/8/2025, 2:31:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bluesky Fanatic (@blueskyfanatic.bsky.social) reposted

To perfection, this not only describes Trump, but also, because he represents us, an excellent analysis of what a shithole Third World nation we have become through him. =========================

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21/8/2025, 9:12:37 PM | 52 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

The more worked up they get, the more successful it becomes. Their lack of this realization is especially delicious.

21/8/2025, 9:34:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 5:35:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

prospect.org/blogs-and-ne...

20/8/2025, 3:55:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

Hey, look, a list of other countries that do mail-in voting!

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19/8/2025, 5:34:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mohave County Indivisible (@mohaveindv.bsky.social) reposted

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19/8/2025, 1:12:01 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted

Spotted around DC 🔥

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18/8/2025, 1:03:23 PM | 1836 411 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

His social media crew is off the rails. And I'm here for it!

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18/8/2025, 2:32:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted reply parent

3. this tweet remains deeply emblematic of Dem politics and the redistricting push Newsom is doing is one of the only examples I can remember of a Dem going "fuck you, we're sending out our own dog to dunk the basketball" if Rs are going to throw out the rulebook so should Dems

Tweet from @Arr The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going
15/8/2025, 3:55:19 PM | 2164 281 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

Credit where credit is due!

15/8/2025, 1:53:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how much ketchup ol' Donny Boy has flung around in his gaudy new Oval Office now😜

14/8/2025, 11:25:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw, I love this for him!

14/8/2025, 9:57:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) (@axidentaliberal.bsky.social) reposted

If you think it’s problematic that Homeland Security sent ICE to intimidate Governor Newsom during this press conference Just wait until Trump applies the $30 billion allocated in the Big Ugly Bill to expand ICE And sends out these thugs to “maintain order” during the midterm elections

14/8/2025, 9:12:08 PM | 1222 503 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 6:21:16 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Right? No. Fair? I think so.

13/8/2025, 9:55:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Bootlickers gonna boot lick.

13/8/2025, 2:41:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Obvious article is obvious.

12/8/2025, 10:56:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

Even #MechaHitler knows what's up.

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12/8/2025, 3:52:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social (@jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social) reposted

You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!

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8/8/2025, 12:50:04 AM | 25123 7465 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture West Coast Women Forward (A Persist Affiliate) (@westcoastwomen.bsky.social) reposted

@repgregstanton.bsky.social got in to see Kelly Yu at Eloy Detention Center — showing firsthand ICE’s conditions and confirming she’s no threat at all. It’s a clear stand for due process. www.azcentral.com/story/news/p... @thepersistnetwork.bsky.social @azindivisible.bsky.social #FreeKellyYu

This is a closeup image of chalk art by Karin Schall on a sidewalk in New York City. Written in white chalk: “KELLY YU (full name underlined) IN US FOR 21 YEARS OWNS 3 RESTAURANTS DOZENS OF EMPLOYEES NO CRIMINAL HISTORY. IN ICE CUSTODY” Underneath written in yellow chalk it states “IF IT CAN HAPPEN TO KELLY YU, IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOO” Image of a sidewalk in New York City. Pictured from the neck down is a person wearing light blue denim shorts, a white T-shirt and white shoes in the top left-hand corner of the image. In front of the person written in white chalk on the sidewalk is the message “KELLY YU (full name underlined) IN US FOR 21 YEARS OWNS 3 RESTAURANTS DOZENS OF EMPLOYEES NO CRIMINAL HISTORY. IN ICE CUSTODY” Underneath written in yellow chalk it states “IF IT CAN HAPPEN TO KELLY YU, IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOO”
8/8/2025, 5:41:12 AM | 78 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh, what the hell, I'll give it a try.

8/8/2025, 2:00:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

She is vile. She fits right in.

8/8/2025, 1:45:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

"Where’s Waldo: Cognitive Decline Edition"

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7/8/2025, 6:05:57 PM | 5183 1058 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

"Don't bring me into this." ~Satan

6/8/2025, 11:40:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bullix (@bullix.bsky.social) reposted

Prosecute and imprison Mike Flood for treason

5/8/2025, 2:06:19 PM | 285 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

#RageAgainstMAGA #TomMorello

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5/8/2025, 9:56:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

I am alarmed. I'm alarmed every day. Every time. All the time. It's exhausting.

1/8/2025, 11:29:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

The numbers ain't the only thing making you look bad, bruh.

1/8/2025, 9:41:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Who TF is going to believe a single word that comes out of that lying bitch's mouth? Oh. Yeah. MAGAts.

1/8/2025, 8:21:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

This amuses me greatly.

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31/7/2025, 8:39:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Department of Shoe (@shoe.bsky.social) reposted

Live look at Republicans maneuvering through the Epstein issue

29/7/2025, 6:05:50 PM | 457 95 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.

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29/7/2025, 3:26:28 AM | 11324 1636 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG. The Arnold Palmer thing sets a precedent, doesn't it? 😆

25/7/2025, 3:11:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

Yeah, #MAGAts, tell me how the world respects us again?

25/7/2025, 2:42:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Davis • Feed After Midnight (@mjdavis1988.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The DOJ "interview" with Ghislaine Maxwell continues tomorrow. REPOST and let everyone know they are trying to cover-up the Trump/Epstein files. mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-vi...

24/7/2025, 11:31:00 PM | 52 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, well, at least that's one down. If I believed in Heaven and Hell, I'm sure I know where #HulkHogan is heading.

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24/7/2025, 7:19:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

She is such a trash human. Sue her into bankruptcy.

23/7/2025, 7:41:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Candace Owens is such a trash human.

23/7/2025, 4:45:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social)

#FuckTrump and his fucking publicity stunts.

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Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

The one with the moustache? 😁

18/7/2025, 5:31:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Now is the time to announce his '28 candidacy? Seriously, though, Paramount+ account cancelled. Fuck those cowards.

18/7/2025, 5:30:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

IRK. I had to Google him just to find out he's some Faux News dipshit.

18/7/2025, 2:35:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Yesterday, Maurene Comey, who prosecuted the Epstein case, was summarily fired from SDNY. Her letter to colleagues pulls no punches. "Fear is the tool of a tyrant, wielded to suppress independent thought." h/t @msnbc.com

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Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

And that right there is the crux of the Dems problem. They insist on playing by all the rules when MAGA ignores the rules and plows onward.

17/7/2025, 4:05:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

He's cracking HARD. Keep it up!

16/7/2025, 11:45:43 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 11:37:28 PM | 29 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Collapse faster, please. TIA

14/7/2025, 5:57:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

As would this one!

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11/7/2025, 10:09:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, that's a little more accurate.

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11/7/2025, 10:07:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

"Pro-life."

11/7/2025, 9:22:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

I get it. My representative (Gosar the Gosarian) is just as bad, if not worse.

11/7/2025, 3:25:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Of all the incompetents this administration has installed (and that's pretty much all of them), RFK Jr. is definitely the most dangerous imo.

11/7/2025, 3:22:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

She was probably too busy playing fucking dress up somewhere. God, what an embarrassment.

10/7/2025, 1:30:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disgusting.

9/7/2025, 10:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JFC.

9/7/2025, 10:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did a quick Google for our little town & Medicaid. The answer is more depressing than I thought.

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Those poor leopards. Such a high fat diet!

2/7/2025, 8:35:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Gosh, now the leopards are eating your face? How did THAT happen?

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Profile picture Indivisible ❌👑 (@indivisible.org) reposted

Help raise awareness about the specifics of Trump’s Tax Scam by using our social toolkit. When people know what’s in the GOP’s dangerous reconciliation bill, they overwhelmingly oppose it — but a lot of people still aren’t aware of the details. We need to change that: app.sosha.ai/toolkit/trum...

TRUMP'S BIG UGLY BILL: • Forces nearly a trillion dollars in cuts to Medicaid, the largest cut to the life-saving program ever by a factor of FOUR • Gives ICE a larger budget than many militaries around the world • Eliminates funding for green energy • Strips healthcare away from 5% of Americans • Kicks 11.8 million people off SNAP benefits • Represents the largest transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich in US history
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Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course he knows... IT'S COMPUTER 😜

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AOC 4eva

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Profile picture Stephanie J. Cress (@unicornpoo.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC, how is this our reality?

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Climate change has caused me no end of anxiety for a very long time. I'm doing all I can (solar panels on my house, alternative transportation, etc) and hoping I inspire others. But it's not enough, it's never enough. My gut tightens every time there's "record heat" and that's all the time.

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I wouldn't be surprised if they're threatening their families at this point.

20/6/2025, 2:07:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do memes count? I have a shit-ton of memes.

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