'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Now how's he supposed to send his goon squad after that kind of target!? A white kid who presents as Republican? Truly their greatest insider threat.
No matter what you do: never, ever let Sephiroth's music start playing (unless you're Sephiroth.)
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Now how's he supposed to send his goon squad after that kind of target!? A white kid who presents as Republican? Truly their greatest insider threat.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Heard. They're on the no-buy list.
Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm.bsky.social) reposted
[S] "First someone assassinated two sitting Dem legislators in their own home, and I smirked. Then someone assassinated a racist, bigoted ideologue, and I lost my fucking shit." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn't be at all surprising.
Darth Marshmallow (@darthmarshmallow.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Gloves are off" they say, as if they didn't spend the last 10+ years fetishizing violence, elevating "Proud Boys" and "III%ers" and "Oath Keepers." As if they didn't beat Capitol Police officers at the beck and call of their golden calf. Now all of this without knowing WHO the shooter was.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
What are the odds ol' Charlie was just a crisis actor? I'm just asking questions!
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Runs it straight into the ground
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
The hole in that theory is that Trump only hires incompetents.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Keystone Kash is what happens when you hire sycophants over professionals. Fun to watch though.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
So, the Lazarus Codex books are a straight up knock-off of the Dresden Files, but they are entertainingly written and eventually diverge enough to be their own thing. Worth a look at any rate!
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
It has since been co-opted, if it was ever independent in the first place.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he's part of the same conspiracy as Nigel Farage, Donald Trump, and Marine LePen. They're all bankrolled by and following a playbook out of Moscow.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Has been for a bit now.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
Are we absolutely certain that Charlie Kirk wasn't just a crisis actor?
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I know. I'm just spreading the word.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
You're not allowed to tell the truth on corporate media.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
Fired for telling the truth. This is why you're hemorrhaging viewers @msnbc.com
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
Fucking finally. Fight back against the bullshit framing that tries to make Dems responsible for everything. The GOP is *choosing* to create this kind of societal environment. They could stop it at any time. They have agency as well. They’re not fucking children (except when, well, you know)
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
They only get mad if the victim was in their cult. Nobody else counts as a person.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank the fucking gods there's at least one Dem who isn't bending over for the civility police. They can all shove their scolding right up their pearl-clutching asses.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe without him around they won't grow up to be gigantic pieces of shit like he was.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
People who say that violence is never the answer have absolutely no sense of historical perspective. Ask Carthage, or Caesar, or Tsar Nicholas. Violence has an extraordinary track record of success.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what happens when you select for fawning yes-men over competent professionals.
Reverse Clowngirl (@axialagegamer.swifties.social) reposted
See also…
Gay ISIS Brony (@rainbowdaesh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Or an abortion provider
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
If it wasn't this it would just have been something else. People on the left just need to arm up, hunker down, and get ready.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Will he be sending the National Guard into Utah now?
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
So ol' Charlie Kirk went and got himself ventilated. This does raise a number of questions, first and foremost of which: when are the Epstein files going to be released?
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Provide for your family without betraying the people of the nation you swore to defend.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Our country is never going to recover from this stupidity.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Government of, by, and for the people really falls through when the people are a pack of gibbering idiots.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
So often I find myself thinking "stupid dipshit ignoramus motherfuckers" but if we "smart ones" can't figure out a way to counter and defeat them... who, really, are the idiots here?
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Creepy dead-eyed fascist
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
This has always been the NRA's line. "Guns for everyone." But what about... "DID WE STUTTER?"
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
What's interesting is that this is a system used by the military. Which says to me that at least some military folks are on the right side against ICE.
Thomas Hansen (@thomashansen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
TBF, kinda surprised it took Trump this long…
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
So they can't sell... if you can't spend it, it ain't money.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the alternative though? Pick up a gun and do a revolution?
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Evil cowardly shitstains.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
As the saying goes, if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they discontinue it because they found out Baja is a peninsula?
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Well then I suppose we're fucked, or will be after a short delay before the capitulation reflex kicks in again.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Dang, is ketamine high in calories? Dude's getting chonky
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
These stupid goddamned fucking idiots, I swear. Feed them all into a shredder.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw dude, you owned 'em so bad they deleted it; now I can't see the stupid shit over which you utterly destroyed them.
Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 (@fiona-webster22.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
Look, Cracker Barrel has always been mediocre garbage, but I don't why this rebrand strikes anyone (even the dunderheads calling themselves MAGA) as particularly woke. They just changed their logo to brown text on a yellow background. WGAF?
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Re 3: This is why vampires have a vested interest in eliminating the competition. If everyone's a vampire, there's no one left to serve as food.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
The arrow of time is stubborn that way.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
I saw one with a temp tag and was very gratified that the driver noticed my glare of disgust as I passed him.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Judge Box-Whine can KMA, how about that?
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems very focus-group tested and committee approved.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Never a grenade handy when you need one.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
What a spineless weasel. It's like there's a million dollar prize for who can slob his knob the most.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
And remember folks, if you see something, no you didn't.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit, is the mold okay?
Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 (@fiona-webster22.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Keith Knight @keefknight.bsky.social
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Attacking a fed with anything is liable to get you a fair bit of jail time. However, he did demonstrate exactly what to do if you need to get several officers to leave their post at once.
Jay Kuo (@nycjayjay.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Link: buff.ly/dH4H0Om
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
It's fucked up that nobody is even talking about the fact that both parties are now engaged in making sure peoples' votes don't count. I get that the dems have to play this shitty game just to stay viable, but there should be much, much more outcry.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
You would think, but people keep bringing their kids to the fucking bar. I don't drink whiskey at the Chuck E Cheese, least the kids could do is return the favor.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
I swear this country needs a fucking adult.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
No taxation without representation.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
Jesus H Christ what the fuck
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
Y'know, I'm a man grown. I can leave every light in the house on if I damned well please.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Der Komissar's in town
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
The word is a sign of these dystopian times and should absolutely be used, so as to communicate how bad things have gotten to ensuing generations of readers (assuming there are any.)
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Just nakedly anti-democratic.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Paizo celebrates it as a holiday though
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
We don't talk about 4e.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
She's still drunk on the job, I see. Another DUI hire.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
If Obama's got time travel capability then he and I need to have some words, because this timeline has got major issues.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Simmer down. The little prick's gonna survive. More than he deserves.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
Yes. Correct. And justly so. (Screenshot; I wouldn't direct clicks their way.)
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Contraterrene
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Although I guess he already had Musk for that
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess Shitler now has his Henry Ford
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
It's always a hoax whenever Donnie Dipshit faces an uncomfortable topic.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes
Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted
Just in case it’s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a “defend your culture” slogan.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
That would merit an ass-whoopin' and I hope he gets one.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Squander it. No doubt it finds its way into some rich peoples' bank accounts.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Did she have a stroke? Is she doing a Fetterman?
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Go. Off. Queen.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
He's going to use the robots to kill all the poors and sick people. Very much in line with his hero's ideology.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
New rule for politicians: you don't get money from me until AFTER you do something. Don't ask me to "help you fight" until I see you land a punch.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
What good were the cops? Two of them got shot, innocents still died, and the one to stop the gunman was the gunman.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, aside from your good self, that's the readership.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)
My #Pixel 9 decided that it would be a great time to shoot itself so hard that it needed a factory reset while I'm on a work trip. For all that I was tired of #Samsung pushing their app-o-sphere at me, I never had a Galaxy phone fail that hard
Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 (@fiona-webster22.bsky.social) reposted
White House finally releases the list!
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
The correct response is to shoot them.
'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for the Humblewood crossover