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@uniquitous.bsky.social

No matter what you do: never, ever let Sephiroth's music start playing (unless you're Sephiroth.)

created February 23, 2024

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Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Now how's he supposed to send his goon squad after that kind of target!? A white kid who presents as Republican? Truly their greatest insider threat.

12/9/2025, 6:57:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/9/2025, 6:42:05 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Heard. They're on the no-buy list.

12/9/2025, 6:26:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm.bsky.social) reposted

[S] "First someone assassinated two sitting Dem legislators in their own home, and I smirked. Then someone assassinated a racist, bigoted ideologue, and I lost my fucking shit." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

12/9/2025, 12:34:18 PM | 52 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Wouldn't be at all surprising.

12/9/2025, 12:35:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Marshmallow (@darthmarshmallow.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"Gloves are off" they say, as if they didn't spend the last 10+ years fetishizing violence, elevating "Proud Boys" and "III%ers" and "Oath Keepers." As if they didn't beat Capitol Police officers at the beck and call of their golden calf. Now all of this without knowing WHO the shooter was.

12/9/2025, 2:20:20 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

What are the odds ol' Charlie was just a crisis actor? I'm just asking questions!

12/9/2025, 11:14:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Runs it straight into the ground

12/9/2025, 11:11:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

The hole in that theory is that Trump only hires incompetents.

12/9/2025, 10:52:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Keystone Kash is what happens when you hire sycophants over professionals. Fun to watch though.

12/9/2025, 10:43:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

So, the Lazarus Codex books are a straight up knock-off of the Dresden Files, but they are entertainingly written and eventually diverge enough to be their own thing. Worth a look at any rate!

12/9/2025, 10:39:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

It has since been co-opted, if it was ever independent in the first place.

11/9/2025, 3:17:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he's part of the same conspiracy as Nigel Farage, Donald Trump, and Marine LePen. They're all bankrolled by and following a playbook out of Moscow.

11/9/2025, 3:04:25 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Has been for a bit now.

11/9/2025, 3:03:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

Are we absolutely certain that Charlie Kirk wasn't just a crisis actor?

11/9/2025, 2:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I know. I'm just spreading the word.

11/9/2025, 11:41:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not allowed to tell the truth on corporate media.

11/9/2025, 3:08:43 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

Fired for telling the truth. This is why you're hemorrhaging viewers @msnbc.com

11/9/2025, 2:55:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted

Fucking finally. Fight back against the bullshit framing that tries to make Dems responsible for everything. The GOP is *choosing* to create this kind of societal environment. They could stop it at any time. They have agency as well. They’re not fucking children (except when, well, you know)

11/9/2025, 12:36:01 AM | 4650 868 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

They only get mad if the victim was in their cult. Nobody else counts as a person.

11/9/2025, 2:01:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank the fucking gods there's at least one Dem who isn't bending over for the civility police. They can all shove their scolding right up their pearl-clutching asses.

11/9/2025, 1:58:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe without him around they won't grow up to be gigantic pieces of shit like he was.

11/9/2025, 12:17:24 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

People who say that violence is never the answer have absolutely no sense of historical perspective. Ask Carthage, or Caesar, or Tsar Nicholas. Violence has an extraordinary track record of success.

11/9/2025, 12:15:50 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what happens when you select for fawning yes-men over competent professionals.

11/9/2025, 12:12:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reverse Clowngirl (@axialagegamer.swifties.social) reposted

See also…

10/9/2025, 11:14:52 PM | 119 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gay ISIS Brony (@rainbowdaesh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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10/9/2025, 9:02:28 PM | 987 202 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Or an abortion provider

10/9/2025, 10:01:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

If it wasn't this it would just have been something else. People on the left just need to arm up, hunker down, and get ready.

10/9/2025, 9:58:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Boris (@danboriscreates.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The Real Crisis in America.

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10/9/2025, 8:53:55 PM | 23 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Will he be sending the National Guard into Utah now?

10/9/2025, 9:06:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

So ol' Charlie Kirk went and got himself ventilated. This does raise a number of questions, first and foremost of which: when are the Epstein files going to be released?

10/9/2025, 8:51:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

Fuck off, Sloth

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10/9/2025, 12:28:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

6/9/2025, 10:29:43 PM | 5210 1333 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Provide for your family without betraying the people of the nation you swore to defend.

7/9/2025, 12:12:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Our country is never going to recover from this stupidity.

6/9/2025, 2:01:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Government of, by, and for the people really falls through when the people are a pack of gibbering idiots.

6/9/2025, 1:59:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

So often I find myself thinking "stupid dipshit ignoramus motherfuckers" but if we "smart ones" can't figure out a way to counter and defeat them... who, really, are the idiots here?

6/9/2025, 1:57:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Creepy dead-eyed fascist

5/9/2025, 10:34:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

This has always been the NRA's line. "Guns for everyone." But what about... "DID WE STUTTER?"

5/9/2025, 7:14:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

What's interesting is that this is a system used by the military. Which says to me that at least some military folks are on the right side against ICE.

Spread Information, Not Panic: Remember SALUTE (Size/strength, Actions, Location, Uniform, Time/date observed, Equipment/weapons)
5/9/2025, 7:13:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas Hansen (@thomashansen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

TBF, kinda surprised it took Trump this long…

1/9/2025, 7:36:21 PM | 64 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

So they can't sell... if you can't spend it, it ain't money.

3/9/2025, 11:44:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the alternative though? Pick up a gun and do a revolution?

31/8/2025, 5:47:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Evil cowardly shitstains.

29/8/2025, 12:03:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

As the saying goes, if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.

27/8/2025, 7:59:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they discontinue it because they found out Baja is a peninsula?

27/8/2025, 7:58:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Well then I suppose we're fucked, or will be after a short delay before the capitulation reflex kicks in again.

25/8/2025, 5:29:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Dang, is ketamine high in calories? Dude's getting chonky

25/8/2025, 4:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

These stupid goddamned fucking idiots, I swear. Feed them all into a shredder.

25/8/2025, 4:34:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw dude, you owned 'em so bad they deleted it; now I can't see the stupid shit over which you utterly destroyed them.

23/8/2025, 1:55:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 (@fiona-webster22.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social

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21/8/2025, 1:01:26 PM | 26 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

Look, Cracker Barrel has always been mediocre garbage, but I don't why this rebrand strikes anyone (even the dunderheads calling themselves MAGA) as particularly woke. They just changed their logo to brown text on a yellow background. WGAF?

22/8/2025, 4:09:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Re 3: This is why vampires have a vested interest in eliminating the competition. If everyone's a vampire, there's no one left to serve as food.

21/8/2025, 1:39:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

The arrow of time is stubborn that way.

21/8/2025, 1:29:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

I saw one with a temp tag and was very gratified that the driver noticed my glare of disgust as I passed him.

20/8/2025, 4:44:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Judge Box-Whine can KMA, how about that?

18/8/2025, 10:32:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems very focus-group tested and committee approved.

18/8/2025, 2:54:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Never a grenade handy when you need one.

18/8/2025, 2:51:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

What a spineless weasel. It's like there's a million dollar prize for who can slob his knob the most.

18/8/2025, 2:45:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

And remember folks, if you see something, no you didn't.

15/8/2025, 12:27:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit, is the mold okay?

15/8/2025, 12:49:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 (@fiona-webster22.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Keith Knight @keefknight.bsky.social

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13/8/2025, 8:31:29 PM | 11 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Attacking a fed with anything is liable to get you a fair bit of jail time. However, he did demonstrate exactly what to do if you need to get several officers to leave their post at once.

12/8/2025, 7:02:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Kuo (@nycjayjay.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Link: buff.ly/dH4H0Om

12/8/2025, 3:54:19 PM | 49 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

It's fucked up that nobody is even talking about the fact that both parties are now engaged in making sure peoples' votes don't count. I get that the dems have to play this shitty game just to stay viable, but there should be much, much more outcry.

12/8/2025, 1:03:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

You would think, but people keep bringing their kids to the fucking bar. I don't drink whiskey at the Chuck E Cheese, least the kids could do is return the favor.

11/8/2025, 2:41:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

I swear this country needs a fucking adult.

11/8/2025, 1:26:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

No taxation without representation.

9/8/2025, 2:07:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

Jesus H Christ what the fuck

9/8/2025, 2:28:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

Y'know, I'm a man grown. I can leave every light in the house on if I damned well please.

8/8/2025, 5:05:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Der Komissar's in town

8/8/2025, 4:23:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

The word is a sign of these dystopian times and should absolutely be used, so as to communicate how bad things have gotten to ensuing generations of readers (assuming there are any.)

7/8/2025, 8:08:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Just nakedly anti-democratic.

7/8/2025, 8:00:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Paizo celebrates it as a holiday though

7/8/2025, 6:40:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't talk about 4e.

7/8/2025, 6:38:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

She's still drunk on the job, I see. Another DUI hire.

7/8/2025, 6:23:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

If Obama's got time travel capability then he and I need to have some words, because this timeline has got major issues.

7/8/2025, 4:49:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Simmer down. The little prick's gonna survive. More than he deserves.

7/8/2025, 4:48:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

Yes. Correct. And justly so. (Screenshot; I wouldn't direct clicks their way.)

Shot of a headline:
7/8/2025, 4:05:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Contraterrene

6/8/2025, 11:46:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Although I guess he already had Musk for that

6/8/2025, 11:45:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess Shitler now has his Henry Ford

6/8/2025, 11:44:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

It's always a hoax whenever Donnie Dipshit faces an uncomfortable topic.

6/8/2025, 10:14:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

6/8/2025, 10:13:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted

Just in case it’s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a “defend your culture” slogan.

Serve your country! Defend your culture!
6/8/2025, 8:07:23 PM | 7731 3167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

That would merit an ass-whoopin' and I hope he gets one.

6/8/2025, 3:40:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Squander it. No doubt it finds its way into some rich peoples' bank accounts.

5/8/2025, 10:13:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Did she have a stroke? Is she doing a Fetterman?

5/8/2025, 5:10:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Go. Off. Queen.

5/8/2025, 12:31:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

He's going to use the robots to kill all the poors and sick people. Very much in line with his hero's ideology.

1/8/2025, 12:02:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

New rule for politicians: you don't get money from me until AFTER you do something. Don't ask me to "help you fight" until I see you land a punch.

31/7/2025, 8:33:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

What good were the cops? Two of them got shot, innocents still died, and the one to stop the gunman was the gunman.

31/7/2025, 12:43:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, aside from your good self, that's the readership.

27/7/2025, 11:46:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social)

My #Pixel 9 decided that it would be a great time to shoot itself so hard that it needed a factory reset while I'm on a work trip. For all that I was tired of #Samsung pushing their app-o-sphere at me, I never had a Galaxy phone fail that hard

21/7/2025, 2:42:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 (@fiona-webster22.bsky.social) reposted

White House finally releases the list!

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21/7/2025, 2:11:45 AM | 80 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Lee (@jayleec.bsky.social) reposted

Friendly reminder

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20/7/2025, 11:40:08 AM | 544 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

The correct response is to shoot them.

19/7/2025, 11:38:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 'Niq (@uniquitous.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for the Humblewood crossover

19/7/2025, 11:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view