head coach named pete:
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head coach named pete:
oh, i see why my replies were like this now
why the RT. did he get strapped to a rocket like wile e. coyote
made it out of the wild card!
depends on who wins, sort of
short engagement!
I’m on day 2 of this and already learning that some discourses will probably need their own shorthand to save space
chart boys 🤝 aella posting “big fuck numbers” as in big numbers about fuck
you saw the slutcon posts too huh
🧠🪵
adding a “subsequent minor battles” section to the Wikipedia page for the Great Mufo Schism as men continue to be astounded by women snarking
[dejectedly] spidermans
Trump at 2:21pm:
post bluski no matter whoski
ERIC ADAMS: Dan Serafini
“A CEO stole a hat from a child.” LINKEDINISM: here’s what it taught me about work ethic BLUESKYISM: here’s which democrat it reminds me of FACEBOOKISM: but AI Ryan Day got the kid two new hats! TWITTERISM: he must go back to Poland
blorth carolina pending
“who are you trying to convince, me or yourself” -response to WOM saying we shouldn’t hook up at the Vatican
bunch of people post like having a social media account makes you a politician, and that it’s true of everyone else too. in the future everyone will have their public statements and coalitions ready in case the next 15 minutes is when they get famous
hearing it’s Tell On Yourself Tuesday
We did the thing.
*other 30
Crapel Bill
auspicious signs n’at
again I’m right in my analysis
she rejept on my edidence til eye & ears
when I say I’m having “exactly one beer” on September 1st this is the beer
this mf trying to go 6-9
HOMESTAR RUNNER:
he went undrafted in my league, which surprised me. I ended up with Allen/Stroud but he was my plan B if Stroud got taken and I was sure someone would get him
between going in on rookies who might not pan out and having no backup QB/TE/K/DEF, you’re absolutely going to need to hit on a couple free agents. if you do though, this looks like the kind of roster that gets into the playoffs and promptly clowns on everyone else
get ready to learn waiver wire, buddy
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
my palate being what it is, I really like it
when the. that face when. the fuckin uhh. me when I
pay Derrick Henry and Kyle Hamilton to not play professional football
I have willed a 10pm closing time into existence. I can tell I’m lathing because the bar is also playing Hop Along
thing about a three-day weekend is if the day off is Monday, that doesn’t change everybody’s hours. bars still close at 8 and brunch places still don’t open until Tuesday despite the literal dozens of dollars you could give them
I wanted the hard sweet tea to be good, so badly, but it was decidedly mid
world’s first- and second-most obnoxious “only in New York, babey!” posts pending, as soon as I can get back there
JD VANCE, IN FULL “SCHEMING VIZIER” MODE: why don’t you go to my guy
what a good post. totally not just because I’m happy with this riff on it
putting my kid in the special ops costume and making him lay down mulch on Halloween
this mf resting comfortably
speedrunner glitching through locked doors using the Italian Crouch Grab
I think the closest thing to an AI-generated hit record was that BBL Drizzy song
what if we took a field trip to Los Angeles
Patting myself on the back for making an Andor reference
Bob Iver
the first paragraph is just this
dear diary, today I did the “actors in other movies” gag. today’s entry can serve as a reminder that I’m not as clever as I want to be
CALLER: g 56 GUY IN CROWD: well *that* wasn’t on my bingo card
the offensive line doesn’t need a decent tackle on an expensive contract, it needs KALKITE DEEP SUBSTRATE FOLIATED KALKITE KALKITE ALTERNATIVES KALKITE SUBSTITUTES
impressed by the emoji pull here
congrats to Jimmy Fallon and everyone at the Tonight Show
Magneto also right apparently. Discourse needs to name a woman who was right or I’m declaring Gender Again
Cowher was the Gotham Rogues’ head coach in the movie so you just know the replacement roster got dragged to a 9-7 finish by Mike Tomlin
starting this tomorrow (figured new month plus holiday was a good starting point) and I already get the feeling it’s going to trick me into logging off some, because compulsive phone-checking has less appeal if I have to write about it every time
what do you *mean* they made the flying robot from Flubber
Last Jedi Better Than Force Awakens. so true!
is it clemson’s turn to Keep Getting Away With It
Martin House is extremely good at “oh, yep, it’s exactly what the can told me it would be” for better or worse
woof
this in particular I want as a sticker, but some of the other ones could go on a lot of things
I’m trying to figure out the best way to get @today-maybe.bsky.social images printed, if I can’t find an original source for them
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Maybe It Will Happen Today ALT: paul skenes pitched six innings of one-run ball and might get credited with a win
>jason >journalist
(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,
hope the cameras cut to jordon hudson like she’s taylor swift
ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about college football
President Nextdoor
Dead? Downgrade? No offense? Folks that sounds like the Texas Longhorns
Voodoo Ranger a stalwart in the field. it’s almost atomic pumpkin season too
weird to see him without his Fell For It Again awards
it’s on Hulu so I’m joining in. first time watching but I think I’ve seen about 40% of the movie in meme form
When the overnight low slips to 49
alright, Labor Day weekend, overnight lows in the 50s, let’s go
the bottle of champagne I bought in 2017 and opened in January 2021 held up fine, this can work
I’d be open to “got covid again” but he’s gotta be vaxxed to the gills
not sure what’s a worse example of me buying too much into a hype train, the champagne run I’m gonna make tomorrow or me drafting Zach Charbonnet in fantasy today
bluesky please let me save drafts so that if Biden is still around when it happens I can have the “who must go, jack?” post chambered
the Parable of the Beloved Mufo
the eye is simply to create Dreamworks Face
well, the post is from a few weeks ago and I forget what prompted it, but I understand it’s going around now because of that, yes
it’s like they say, treatlers only touch the stove if there’s no naptime
this is a thing I have been feeling but unable to shape into words, though obviously I’d prefer neither one of us feeling it to having the words for it
the win condition of social media is “if I QT something disapprovingly, my followers will rush in to destroy my newfound enemy” so you have to refine and prime your following to accept that you’re the arbiter of acceptable behavior
that’s the VONG ROCK
Wade N. Ondiscourse 
