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@unraptured.bsky.social

A little cube of fish from a clown is basic

created August 11, 2024

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Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)

everything else aside he definitely had a minor stroke

23/9/2025, 11:27:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/9/2025, 11:26:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the hippos are still present

23/9/2025, 11:21:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm half there

23/9/2025, 11:16:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was lucky enough to be at the premier screening of WNUF and to meet the director

23/9/2025, 11:15:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lux ”Queen of the Bisexuals” Alptraum (@luxalptraum.com) reposted

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

Eric Adams surrounded by members of the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation. He is wearing a blue velvet jacket that is embroidered with gold Magen David’s and other Jewish seeming patterns, including multiple menorahs. Everyone else is just in button down shirts or normal suits. He is not blending in.
23/9/2025, 9:55:34 PM | 2494 548 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

That's a rough nickname

Staff gives ice barbie deputy director her own nickname. The daily beast
23/9/2025, 4:52:11 PM | 1698 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted

ABC telling Sinclair affiliates who won’t show Jimmy Kimmel this week that there have been some changes to the college football schedule

Larry Bishop in Kill Bill Vol 2
23/9/2025, 8:34:30 PM | 57 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

didn't know you knew Ryan Walters

23/9/2025, 8:34:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) (@adactivity.bsky.social) reposted

Biden ran on bipartisanship which none of his constituents actually wanted, and the idea that the gop trump fever would break when he won was disproven by the gop trying to overturn the election, a thing the Dems didn’t even attempt to fight or punish

23/9/2025, 4:38:08 PM | 62 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

"essentially create Transgender operations for everybody"

23/9/2025, 2:30:21 PM | 95 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/9/2025, 2:25:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted

Abolish ICE

23/9/2025, 11:04:27 AM | 8217 2817 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

there were two just like there were two ultimate warriors

23/9/2025, 2:00:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

they put me in charge of counting votes that year

23/9/2025, 1:50:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

same, or if there was a guy on the cover I couldn't see on TV because that promotion didn't air where I lived (I'm 100 years old)

23/9/2025, 1:49:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah same, and even then I was able to sort out that it was based on fictional stories

23/9/2025, 1:46:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

it's also effectively written by and for children

23/9/2025, 1:42:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

or clip art

23/9/2025, 12:52:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

pro: less pain con: large budget deficit due to model train purchases

22/9/2025, 11:44:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

did someone sneak polonium into the dinner plates at Mar a Lago

22/9/2025, 11:33:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Thanks to replies, adding two I somehow forgot: Steven Cheung, 43 Emil Bove, 44

Steven Cheung, and no I'm not making the Goldfinger joke Emil Bove, an Abe Vigoda impersonator whose lifetime appointment as a federal judge is more horrifying when you learn he is not, in fact, 72
22/9/2025, 11:13:07 PM | 1250 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julia Serano (@juliaserano.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

...apparently he tweeted about it several days ago. it seems weird that The Economist purposely hid his name from readers. unless of course they knew that readers might already be aware of Jəsse's long history of bias on this issue...

screenshot of tweet from Jesse Singal dated September 18, 2025, where he links to said Economist piece & says:
22/9/2025, 11:13:31 PM | 1598 219 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fuzzy Mike (@fuzzymike.bsky.social) reposted

lmao this is like when jk rowling wrote a book under a pseudonym to prove her critics wrong and everyone was like "this writing stands out as exceptionally shitty" and lo and behold

22/9/2025, 11:21:26 PM | 52 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

you should find the house minority leader and tell him, he might want to take some kind of action

22/9/2025, 11:28:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Hundred George Michaels You Can Teach To Drive (@milpool.bsky.social) reposted

When you see results like this to public pushback and then you see establishment Democrats sucking up to the Trump Administration you realize that they really are going along with all of this because they prefer it to angering their own wealthy donors (and perhaps also support its goals)

22/9/2025, 11:06:32 PM | 40 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/9/2025, 11:14:35 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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this was explored believe it or not

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22/9/2025, 11:06:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

22/9/2025, 10:20:12 PM | 8910 2730 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

ah, well, ok, you know, ah, they have different standards of autism over there, so, yeah,

22/9/2025, 10:23:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katherine the Sixth (@luigithirty.bsky.social) reposted

22/9/2025, 10:18:51 PM | 26 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)

lol he's still riffing on Musk

22/9/2025, 10:21:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garrett Gilchrist (@garrettgilchrist.bsky.social) reposted

Screencap from Taito NES video game Bubble Bobble. Text reads:
21/9/2025, 10:39:30 PM | 2493 783 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

it would be very funny to find out he's color blind

22/9/2025, 10:16:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Silverman on Security (@silvermansecurity.bsky.social) reposted

I’ll give everyone one guess at the names of the people that have shorted the company that makes Tylenol prior to this press conference.

22/9/2025, 10:12:02 PM | 86 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture furby hancock (@furbyhancock.bsky.social) reposted

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

22/9/2025, 9:54:38 PM | 17220 4954 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

wish he had gone after Bayer if that's the case free Bundesliga tickets for all

22/9/2025, 10:10:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture illumi (@vinnievinson.bsky.social) reposted

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

The Simpsons old man sitting on a stump telling a story but all the kids have been replaced with headstones
22/9/2025, 8:55:17 PM | 7392 1841 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/9/2025, 8:38:29 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ManShowMageddon

22/9/2025, 8:31:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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seems like their racism and various phobias are real? this is a strange take

22/9/2025, 8:13:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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on top of everything else these shot back to back in Romania sequels are so BORING

22/9/2025, 7:51:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beavis, Etc. (@bonejob.bsky.social) reposted

ABC has announced that Jimmy Kimmel will return as host of the Man Show

22/9/2025, 7:40:54 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

I got a toonie, how much explanation is that worth

22/9/2025, 6:45:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)

across all platforms, one truth about social media is that your favorite creators and performers will only see your negative posts and/or interact with you negatively

22/9/2025, 6:44:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good example of how laws have always been fake

22/9/2025, 6:42:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

fair enough, have a great day

22/9/2025, 6:40:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Todd, respectfully, may I suggest go birds

22/9/2025, 6:39:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

1-9 since the Tigers did the Trump Dance

22/9/2025, 6:36:14 PM | 405 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joad The Wet Sprocket (@joadsprocket.bsky.social) reposted

I don't know, man. If I were a reporter I don't think I would refer to anyone who works for TPUSA as also being a "reporter."

22/9/2025, 6:19:59 PM | 117 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick De Klotz (@patdeklotz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Holy shit

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22/9/2025, 2:41:22 PM | 3483 1246 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sara Byrella (@umby.bsky.social) reposted

We are the ones who build and create. We are the ones who lift up humanity.

22/9/2025, 3:58:42 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before

22/9/2025, 2:31:56 PM | 2430 279 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

please, address the trump administration propaganda promotion by its preferred nomenclature

22/9/2025, 1:55:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the eagles are the Ravens' wario

22/9/2025, 1:54:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suspected as much (complimentary)

21/9/2025, 11:27:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emo 🦈 (@cane.rocks) reposted

my fav part of revelations is rooting for the dragon, who is the good guy

21/9/2025, 11:17:33 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ian did you ever post on DVDVR back in the day

21/9/2025, 11:14:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)

he entered with wrestling pyro and then went into working out bits for a 30 minute stand-up special, truly a unique mind

21/9/2025, 11:10:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

the fact they're out here running "abigail spanberger will trans your kids" against one of the most conservative candidates out of the Democratic Party is a great example of why actually standing up for trans people, especially kids, is the only way to go

21/9/2025, 6:42:45 PM | 2296 427 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Screamer Jim (@screamerjim.bsky.social) reposted

If I had to pick an American Nuremberg, dumb enough for our country and our historical moment, Glendale AZ is about as on the nose as it gets

21/9/2025, 10:40:57 PM | 167 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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sooner please

21/9/2025, 9:24:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is literally what a child would do if suddenly placed in the ring

21/9/2025, 9:07:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chemical Ali (@turdguy.bsky.social) reposted

When I already took the trash out and did the grocery shopping and my wife asks me to go back out because we're out of dog food

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"not now April I'm trying to find a good envelope for these Starbucks gift cards"

21/9/2025, 9:01:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fats Falafel (@fatsfalafel.bsky.social) reposted

Wut

21/9/2025, 7:22:43 PM | 281 48 | View on Bluesky | view

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go birds

21/9/2025, 8:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture blueskyjism (@hoovybaby.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie Kirk funeral?

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Mar a Lago face

21/9/2025, 8:34:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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trying to picture what he'd look like drinking a beer and thinking it would be like Michael Gove drinking water

21/9/2025, 8:33:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now that I think about it he's probably a Popov guy

21/9/2025, 12:12:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kerry ✨ (@kschwenky.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

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Profile picture Christopher Owen (@oysta.au) reposted

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

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he kept the bag and put a bottle of wild Irish Rose in it

21/9/2025, 11:40:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I reflexively opened my inquirer app when I saw this

21/9/2025, 11:27:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Bunch (@willbunch.bsky.social) reposted

Did...did Disney buy the NYT overnight?

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Spanish with a Calgary accent may be illegal

20/9/2025, 10:33:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"threw tear gas cans" say where did those come from

19/9/2025, 11:31:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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apologies to screen rant, I was unfamiliar with your game

19/9/2025, 11:25:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

People were asked to acknowledge the existence of society and they said no thanks, I’d rather end the world

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Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

Covid is gonna shape American politics for years and years because it was the first time most Americans were asked to make sacrifices and they lost their minds because of it.

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lol Sean twisted himself into a pretzel to get to that conclusion

19/9/2025, 10:23:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted

If they did the Cottingley fairies today you would never convince people it was fake

19/9/2025, 9:55:48 PM | 69 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt Piss, imo

19/9/2025, 9:58:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted

The central figure in this article is co-chair of the Republican National Committee's Youth Advisory Council, a fact that's never mentioned

19/9/2025, 8:25:41 PM | 498 146 | View on Bluesky | view

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IDK but I'm feeling very smart not using Facebook

19/9/2025, 9:03:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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trying to pinpoint the exact year where I died and went to hell, where we all live now

19/9/2025, 5:13:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this guy worked in an insanely reactionary small market too, he's been doing good posts and telling racists to shut up for years, pretty cool guy

19/9/2025, 12:05:18 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Royce (@mikeroyce.bsky.social) reposted

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

Tweet from Dan Satterfield Ok, I keep getting asked about how to complain about Kimmel. The best way to complain that will have the biggest impact? See if you have a Sinclair or nexstar station in your area. 2. Watch the local newscast tonight or some time this week. 3. Note the companies that bought tv adverts. 4. Call them and let them know you will boycott them until they quit supporting that media company. Trust me. I worked in tv for 45 years. Nothing you do will have greater impact.
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Profile picture Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent

technically true

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Profile picture good huck, babe! (@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social) reposted

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I feel like that's kind of what Friendship was

18/9/2025, 11:37:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's worth maybe half that

18/9/2025, 11:37:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate her but this is the only way to reply to this line of questioning

18/9/2025, 11:28:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view