Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)
everything else aside he definitely had a minor stroke
A little cube of fish from a clown is basic
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everything else aside he definitely had a minor stroke
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Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
the hippos are still present
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm half there
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
I was lucky enough to be at the premier screening of WNUF and to meet the director
Lux ”Queen of the Bisexuals” Alptraum (@luxalptraum.com) reposted
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted
ABC telling Sinclair affiliates who won’t show Jimmy Kimmel this week that there have been some changes to the college football schedule
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
didn't know you knew Ryan Walters
Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) (@adactivity.bsky.social) reposted
Biden ran on bipartisanship which none of his constituents actually wanted, and the idea that the gop trump fever would break when he won was disproven by the gop trying to overturn the election, a thing the Dems didn’t even attempt to fight or punish
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
"essentially create Transgender operations for everybody"
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Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
Abolish ICE
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
there were two just like there were two ultimate warriors
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
they put me in charge of counting votes that year
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
same, or if there was a guy on the cover I couldn't see on TV because that promotion didn't air where I lived (I'm 100 years old)
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah same, and even then I was able to sort out that it was based on fictional stories
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
it's also effectively written by and for children
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
or clip art
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
pro: less pain con: large budget deficit due to model train purchases
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
did someone sneak polonium into the dinner plates at Mar a Lago
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Thanks to replies, adding two I somehow forgot: Steven Cheung, 43 Emil Bove, 44
Julia Serano (@juliaserano.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
...apparently he tweeted about it several days ago. it seems weird that The Economist purposely hid his name from readers. unless of course they knew that readers might already be aware of Jəsse's long history of bias on this issue...
Fuzzy Mike (@fuzzymike.bsky.social) reposted
lmao this is like when jk rowling wrote a book under a pseudonym to prove her critics wrong and everyone was like "this writing stands out as exceptionally shitty" and lo and behold
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
you should find the house minority leader and tell him, he might want to take some kind of action
A Hundred George Michaels You Can Teach To Drive (@milpool.bsky.social) reposted
When you see results like this to public pushback and then you see establishment Democrats sucking up to the Trump Administration you realize that they really are going along with all of this because they prefer it to angering their own wealthy donors (and perhaps also support its goals)
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Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
ah, well, ok, you know, ah, they have different standards of autism over there, so, yeah,
Katherine the Sixth (@luigithirty.bsky.social) reposted
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)
lol he's still riffing on Musk
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
it would be very funny to find out he's color blind
Silverman on Security (@silvermansecurity.bsky.social) reposted
I’ll give everyone one guess at the names of the people that have shorted the company that makes Tylenol prior to this press conference.
furby hancock (@furbyhancock.bsky.social) reposted
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
wish he had gone after Bayer if that's the case free Bundesliga tickets for all
illumi (@vinnievinson.bsky.social) reposted
me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
ManShowMageddon
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
seems like their racism and various phobias are real? this is a strange take
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
on top of everything else these shot back to back in Romania sequels are so BORING
Beavis, Etc. (@bonejob.bsky.social) reposted
ABC has announced that Jimmy Kimmel will return as host of the Man Show
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
I got a toonie, how much explanation is that worth
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)
across all platforms, one truth about social media is that your favorite creators and performers will only see your negative posts and/or interact with you negatively
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
good example of how laws have always been fake
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
fair enough, have a great day
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
Todd, respectfully, may I suggest go birds
Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted
1-9 since the Tigers did the Trump Dance
Joad The Wet Sprocket (@joadsprocket.bsky.social) reposted
I don't know, man. If I were a reporter I don't think I would refer to anyone who works for TPUSA as also being a "reporter."
Sara Byrella (@umby.bsky.social) reposted
We are the ones who build and create. We are the ones who lift up humanity.
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
please, address the trump administration propaganda promotion by its preferred nomenclature
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
the eagles are the Ravens' wario
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspected as much (complimentary)
Emo 🦈 (@cane.rocks) reposted
my fav part of revelations is rooting for the dragon, who is the good guy
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
Ian did you ever post on DVDVR back in the day
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)
he entered with wrestling pyro and then went into working out bits for a 30 minute stand-up special, truly a unique mind
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted
the fact they're out here running "abigail spanberger will trans your kids" against one of the most conservative candidates out of the Democratic Party is a great example of why actually standing up for trans people, especially kids, is the only way to go
Screamer Jim (@screamerjim.bsky.social) reposted
If I had to pick an American Nuremberg, dumb enough for our country and our historical moment, Glendale AZ is about as on the nose as it gets
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
sooner please
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
this is literally what a child would do if suddenly placed in the ring
Chemical Ali (@turdguy.bsky.social) reposted
When I already took the trash out and did the grocery shopping and my wife asks me to go back out because we're out of dog food
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
"not now April I'm trying to find a good envelope for these Starbucks gift cards"
Fats Falafel (@fatsfalafel.bsky.social) reposted
Wut
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
go birds
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
Mar a Lago face
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
trying to picture what he'd look like drinking a beer and thinking it would be like Michael Gove drinking water
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
now that I think about it he's probably a Popov guy
kerry ✨ (@kschwenky.bsky.social) reposted
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
he kept the bag and put a bottle of wild Irish Rose in it
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
I reflexively opened my inquirer app when I saw this
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
Spanish with a Calgary accent may be illegal
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
"threw tear gas cans" say where did those come from
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)
apologies to screen rant, I was unfamiliar with your game
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Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
People were asked to acknowledge the existence of society and they said no thanks, I’d rather end the world
Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted
Covid is gonna shape American politics for years and years because it was the first time most Americans were asked to make sacrifices and they lost their minds because of it.
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
lol Sean twisted himself into a pretzel to get to that conclusion
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
If they did the Cottingley fairies today you would never convince people it was fake
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt Piss, imo
Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted
The central figure in this article is co-chair of the Republican National Committee's Youth Advisory Council, a fact that's never mentioned
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
IDK but I'm feeling very smart not using Facebook
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)
trying to pinpoint the exact year where I died and went to hell, where we all live now
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
this guy worked in an insanely reactionary small market too, he's been doing good posts and telling racists to shut up for years, pretty cool guy
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
technically true
good huck, babe! (@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social) reposted
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like that's kind of what Friendship was
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social) reply parent
he's worth maybe half that
Travis (@unraptured.bsky.social)
I hate her but this is the only way to reply to this line of questioning