Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Apparently, we don't really know who came up with the rhyme, "sticks and stone may break my bones, but words will never hurt me," so it is at least possible that he was stoned to death for it.
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Apparently, we don't really know who came up with the rhyme, "sticks and stone may break my bones, but words will never hurt me," so it is at least possible that he was stoned to death for it.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
"WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THESE CHICKENS COMING FROM?!?!"
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Never miss an opportunity to show that you are the "bigger person" while completely missing all the people you are trampling in your rush to parade your virtue.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I haven't been doing it all along, but now that it's over: 1 Terrarium 2 Wedding Bell Blues 3 The Sehlat Who Ate Its Tale 4 Shuttle to Kenfori 5 A Space Adventure Hour 6 New Life and New Civilizations 7 Through the Lens of Time 8 Hegemony, pt 2 9 What is Starfleet? 10 Four and a Half Vulcans
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't been doing it all along, but now that it's over: 1 Terrarium 2 Wedding Bell Blues 3 The Sehlat Who Ate Its Tale 4 Shuttle to Kenfori 5 A Space Adventure Hour 6 New Life and New Civilizations 7 Through the Lens of Time 8 Hegemony, pt 2 9 What is Starfleet? 10 Four and a Half Vulcans
Melissa "Mish" Zimdars (@mishmz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
10 years ago Kirk and TPUSA, among other right wing "free speech" groups, urged their followers harass me for my academic speech because they didn't like it. They went after me, my family, my colleagues....it was terrifying. And to Klein this is practicing politics the right way!?!?
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Charlie Kirk would still be alive if everyone hadn't spent so much time bending over backwards trying to pretend that his ideas were worth debating.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure that it's impossible to truly condemn political violence without acknowledging his part in forming the violent political landscape we inhabit.
molly conger (@socialistdogmom.bsky.social) reposted
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
No place for political violence? But it's National Political Violence Day??
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
In a world starved of justice, people are going to subsist on whatever they can get their hands on.
JJ 🏳️🌈 (@jjr222.bsky.social) reposted
There's the human part of me that still recoils at such a violent loss of life. He was young. He had kids. But then I remember how hateful he was--towards women, queer people, Black people, Muslims, etc. He reaped what he sowed.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" is made for people who think their worst enemy is that coworker who ate their lunch that one time.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he apologized, so I'm not sure I can get to FULL support.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
What the fuck are you talking about?!?!?!? You CANNOT expect to be part of a machine that shapes culture into a thing of hate and violence and EXPECT to be safe from that violence. He was a major player in crafting the thing that killed him.
Doordash Rendar (@cambrianera.radical.town) reposted
We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.
David Revoy (@davidrevoy.com) reposted
The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI) #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
And when we say "reels," we of course mean, "have decided to go fishing."
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear ya. It sucks, man.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I was joking early on with my counselor that I was already doing essentially all the things she was suggesting for dealing with stress, and was still struggling. It occurred to me recently that I'm currently doing almost none of them and can't seem to force myself to.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
On a positive note, I did manage to get a decent amount of drawing done tonight, and that has been a huge missing piece of my cope recently.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I've slowed down considerably over the same period. I feel like my brain has been at capacity.
Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart (@mskellymhayes.bsky.social) reposted
Some of y'all have yelled at people for saying they won't vote for this guy—a man who wants to honor CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK BY CONTINUING "HIS WORK." Never talk to me about this man again.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I always mix him up with that other one... what's his name... the little one.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Guy in here playing casino games on his phone at full volume. It always surprises me that there are people out there who are completely oblivious that others exist... it really shouldn't, but it does.
Łink. (@spacelawshitpost.me) reposted
It’s not considered political violence to dehumanize people until they’re so ostracized by society that they take their own lives. It’s not considered political violence to make policy choices to intentionally kill people by depriving them of life saving healthcare.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not just that he didn't have empathy, he thought empathy was stupid. No deeper thoughts, just exercising the past tense.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
The things that happen when I take the afternoon off from social media. *throws phone in the river*
Big Dawg (@onemillionbc.bsky.social) reposted
If you want to be respectful about Charlie Kirk, that’s your problem, not mine.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Might I suggest to Democrats... this is a distraction.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
I am so very tired of having to parse whether someone is accidentally being an asshole or is purposefully being an asshole... and the answer always being "oops, I'm an asshole" but the oops makes it okay.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
If the Trump part is just going to keep dragging on forever, can we do Clinton first? Just to get it out of the way.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, you don't even send your kids to that school!!
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Saw a couple yard signs pop up in the neighborhood for an upcoming school board election, so at least I know who the Nazi candidate on the ballot is going to be.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
They really are, though I may be approaching too many. I probably didn't need these ones, but they look good with my new shoes 🤷♂️
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
I picked up some new socks the other day, and... they are fantastic. What? I know, I know.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
If the hold time at my library is any indication...
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't need applause or anything, but kind of proud of myself that I actually read this rather than just adding it to the "To Read" Bookmarks list.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent.
labubu radley (@grnpointer.bsky.social) reposted
I have a new story out in @oysterriverpages.bsky.social. It's about Crown Vics and the Everglades and exotic finches and life as a ghost. You can also hear me read an excerpt, if you're into that sort of thing... www.oysterriverpages.com/slough
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, this is excellent.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel almost exactly the same way about audiobooks (books in general). I think I've found that the way that I tend to listen to music doesn't mesh well anymore with listening to new music. That being said, I do have a couple projects I'm working on that will make my end of year list look very odd.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
In a story so skeezy that the legit and serious comment I want to make about the coverage is so freaking gross that I would really prefer not to type it.
Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted
The stuff Jeffrey Epstein’s friends felt comfortable saying and drawing in grotesque detail with their names attached knowing they would not face consequences is the kind of thing I think of when I think about rape culture and how sexual violence against girls and young women is actually glorified
Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I know it sucks to have to believe that a very large numbers of our neighbors are fundamentally bad people, but there's just a lot of evidence, historically and currently, that a very large number of our neighbors are fundamentally bad people.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
It has been years since I watched football with any regularity and I will still catch myself out on a Sunday afternoon wondering where all the people have gone.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Feels like a Tom Paris thing.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Have they asked whether, in avoiding pissing off Republicans, there might be some other crucial group that they might be pissing off instead?
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted
Oh yes I will be writing an essay about how the SNW episode “Four and a Half Vulcans” is wildly offensive and normalizing race science that was mainstream and popular in United States in the 1850s Like Disco called this shit terrorism What the fuck is this regressive bullshit
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't talk about there being practically no crime in DC as if it's a good thing, if we can all come up with a dozen plus very necessary crimes that ought to be committed there.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that's good to hear. I'm sure I'll eventually pick it up... maybe when my personal time allotment for video games exceeds zero.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Not to split hairs, but I am so far beyond wanting a fight. I want blood.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
It's never, "I was a complete idiot, who can I lend my voice to who was not a giant idiot about this," it's always, "I finally caught up guys, time for you all to step aside and let me be in charge." The need to lionize people who can't even seem to be very good sheep...
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a specific example in mind, but I'm pretty sure I would turn to dust if I said it out loud (type it).
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I think some "this game is too hard stuff" is just that, but when it comes to sequels, I think a lot of it comes down to, "the original scratched all of very specific itches" and this new game isn't exactly that.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
In the case I'm thinking of, it was complicating the combat system in a game that was primarily a platform puzzle game. It's also the reason I haven't been quick to jump on TOTK despite loving BOTW because that construction system looks like something I would be endlessly frustrated with.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no idea on the current specifics, but I do remember being disappointed in the past when the sequel to a game I really enjoyed added a game mechanic that I historically have not enjoyed getting used to.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
A thought I had a few months ago was that I never thought I could hate a person this much... and I hate that person so much more now than I did even then.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't even watch the show. I was just enough of a CW-head, that it was a face I should have recognized.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Confession, I only just this year realized who Paul Wesley was.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
As tempting as it may be, we should not serve Trump to seniors... that's just gross.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Apologies, I see Star Trek everywhere... 🖖
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
What is the Eucharist but, "Polly want a cracker?"
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Watching Song of the Sea, so I will be whistling the theme for the foreseeable future.
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
Sometimes I wonder if stupidity is a qualification for leadership, because the dumbest people seem to be in charge.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Easily my favorite of the season. I would actually be interested in a "making of" for that episode because a certain thing that has been a turnoff for me in previous episodes actually worked for me here.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
That may honestly be THE biggest overarching flaw with modern Trek. The seeming inability to suppress that particular impulse.
Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️⚧ (@charliejane.bsky.social) reposted
"a beautifully written queer feminist story of family magic, grief, identity, the fight against intolerance, the enduring fight for queer social justice and equality, and, yes, witchcraft... a magically immersive achievement. Don’t miss it." 🙀😳☺️🥰 www.ebar.com/story/157512/
The Orion (@gettheorion.bsky.social) reposted
If you see this, post your blue art
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
I am apparently on a block list called "Not Porn," which... how dare you.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
The thinking behind that being that the voters she needed to become president were so bloodthirsty that she couldn't be seen opposing genocide... that's... that's not good.
Dominic Campbell (@domismoney.bsky.social) reposted
A fan at PNC Park said they flew 23 hours to watch the Pirates on their sign in English/Japanese (I Believe) on the Jumbotron The fan then flipped the sign, which said "Bob, Sell The Team!" in both English and Japanese, to which the Jumbotron focused on another fan
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Rebel Against Hate (@rebelagainsthate.com) reposted
We will have failed as a nation if every member of this regime isn't imprisoned for their crimes.
Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole "should we listen to the people we represent" as if it's the most absurd idea anyone has ever considered... we are just stacking up layers of fucked at this point.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Still not exactly over how good this is.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all good. One of those days when you know you're going to eat way too much later, so you skip lunch... and end up snacking on the weirdest things to tide you over.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so used to using that as a red line that it's often somewhat confusing that I can't block my coworkers when they start talking that nonsense in Teams chats.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
I need to be able to give you permission to block people on my behalf whenever you come across posts like that.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
A Trumpism you can ignore.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
52. Curdle Creek by Yvonne Battle-Felton This wasn't really my thing, though it got significantly weirder in the second half, so it left a better taste in my mouth than I expected it to.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. My wife was telling them about how we were begging friends with the neighbors up the street, who has just moved from the West Coast... "They're not libtards, are they?" Brains (maybe souls) just completely ruined.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Is it even a holiday if you aren't preparing a meal for someone who felt free to use the word "libtard" in your home?
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reposted
They never felt actually finished, but I always had a soft spot for the step in the process where these were just pen and ink.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
They never felt actually finished, but I always had a soft spot for the step in the process where these were just pen and ink.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social)
Truly, no greater crime than a t-shirt with a really cool design... on the back.
Dallas Swoager (@untenablewhale.bsky.social) reply parent
These people are freaking evil.
gambolloch (@gambolloch.bsky.social) reposted
politics and the art of wishful thinking
Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️⚧ (@charliejane.bsky.social) reposted
When Forever 21 went under, a ton of young-looking beautiful people suddenly crumbled to dust