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“There is no difference between passive resistance and passive collaboration — it's the same thing.” W.G. Sebald — Éireanneach in Aotearoa

created June 18, 2025

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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

thunda!

5/9/2025, 8:42:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

I don’t think Bandcamp tested 365-track albums

5/9/2025, 8:19:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good sou-P

5/9/2025, 7:18:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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O’Sicko: sea! ha ha! sea!!! aidanbaker.bandcamp.com/album/a-year...

5/9/2025, 7:18:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the patrick’s parabox levels with endless zoom really fuck me up

5/9/2025, 7:16:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

how anyone can say “trackless tram” with a straight face is beyond me

5/9/2025, 4:38:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

and, let’s not forget, keeping a rodent. . . within the city. . . that ain’t legal either

5/9/2025, 3:40:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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where there’s muck there’s brass

5/9/2025, 3:33:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

he just can’t help himself, can he

5/9/2025, 1:48:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture michael lutz (@ztul.bsky.social) reposted

I spent 45 minutes with silksong and these are my first impressions: is this real? Events appear to transpire beyond some sort of barrier or screen I cannot influence aside from pressing buttons on my "side" of the dividing medium, but if these bugs are really doing all that it should be on the news

5/9/2025, 12:02:35 AM | 1009 201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

cortisol is a helluva drug

4/9/2025, 11:59:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

men who never grew up love them, so presumably this is all tim sweeney’s fault

4/9/2025, 11:22:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

did a baby write this

4/9/2025, 11:08:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

this post brought to you by low blood sugar

4/9/2025, 11:02:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

they know they’re toast. in the meantime I think they will cling to power at any cost and wreck as much as possible for the next government, which will fix or start fixing about half to two-thirds of the damage before we do this all over again in two or maybe three terms

4/9/2025, 11:02:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

goty

my fallout 76 character, wearing a gas mask and skeleton costume, playing a tuba
4/9/2025, 10:55:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

“rich-lister” is a fucking awful phrase

4/9/2025, 10:45:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture violet 👾🖤 long live swemo (@peculiarviolet.bsky.social) reposted

i've got some tricks up my sleeve, takes one to know one... you're a cowboy like me

mulholland drive - the cowboy taylor swift for the evermore album
4/9/2025, 1:40:57 AM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

haha, good enough for him

4/9/2025, 10:16:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

you: yeah, I think I could score a point against Serena Williams me:

Switch homescreen showing Hollow Knight Silksong tile
4/9/2025, 10:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

I don’t think I’ve ever had business cards

4/9/2025, 10:11:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

not content with making its own AI-riddled shitware, Atlassian is buying more www.theverge.com/web/770947/b...

4/9/2025, 10:02:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my curse is to always recall the most obscure bits of business in a scene

4/9/2025, 9:53:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

I’m SS13 – Lucida style github.com/be5invis/Ios...

4/9/2025, 9:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“con air? con shit!”

4/9/2025, 12:03:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cmrn knzlmn (@ckunzelman.bsky.social) reposted

why would they make a song out of silk? preposterous. a child’s thought.

4/9/2025, 11:49:28 AM | 147 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

“Stealth Bastard: Tactical Espionage Arsehole” is a very funny name for a video game

4/9/2025, 5:33:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

buddy, they won’t even let me install Linux in it

4/9/2025, 5:08:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

my role on this call is to spend most of my time muted, only to pipe up now and then with something like “yeah, OPTIONS is used for CORS preflight”

4/9/2025, 4:32:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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still resting

4/9/2025, 2:58:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

im more of a midday person, between 12:00 and 12:01 I am unstoppable

4/9/2025, 1:47:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

hey buddy

a small ginger cat crouched on a step, looking up above the lens
4/9/2025, 1:45:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jennifer (@jennifilm.nz) reposted

The Law Commission have just published their Ia Tangata report, recommending that gender and innate variations of sex characteristics are added to the Human Rights Act: www.lawcom.govt.nz/our-work/ia-...

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Profile picture Tory Whanau (@misswhanau.bsky.social) reposted

WCC HAS PASSED OUR RAINBOW ACTION PLAN 🏳️‍🌈♥️ Wellington’s Rainbow community has played a huge role in shaping our city’s history, culture, and creativity. However, we also know that our Rainbow whānau can be some of our most vulnerable, facing a range of disparities across mental health and housing.

4/9/2025, 12:38:02 AM | 244 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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an iOS widget showing an icon of a medal with the number 28 beneath. don’t worry about it
4/9/2025, 12:39:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caroline Angus (@writercaroline.bsky.social) reposted

I hated working in private healthcare. It's the same doctors working in both sectors. The better the insurance, the more I was told to jack up the price. Doctors doing public health shifts, using it to find patients scared into paying $10-20k to jump the wait queue for surgery. Truly appalling.

3/9/2025, 11:32:25 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keezy Young🌼 @RCCC J47 (@keezyyoung.bsky.social) reposted

it's kind of like when someone you love dies. when it's a car accident out of nowhere it crushes you in a different way than when it's the outcome of a terminal illness, but. it crushes you either way

3/9/2025, 10:05:45 PM | 129 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Price (@timprice.bsky.social) reposted

I have provided my large adult sons with every luxury but they will only hang out in matching cardboard trays

A fluffy black and white cat sitting side by side with a chubby tabby, both in cardboard “beds”
3/9/2025, 9:07:34 PM | 746 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew (@amandasmith.bsky.social) reposted

In 2005, scientists developed an inflatable speculum intended to decrease pain during pelvic exams but doctors didn’t want to learn a new device. Discomfort in gynecological & femme-coded medical care is a feature, not a bug. And the speculum’s origins are, of course, in the slave trade.

3/9/2025, 9:22:40 PM | 66 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

Malcolm Gladwell told New York,
3/9/2025, 9:03:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I'm so sick of these lobotomized mummies shitting in my living room and calling it debate. I want so much to spend my life and energy doing literally anything but being mad at these freaks.

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Profile picture Stephanie... In New Zealand (@bootstheory.bsky.social) reposted

The concept of "defunding the police" rests on the idea that cops are doing things they fundamentally aren't suited for. For example, someone in the Wellington District office is clearly ill-suited for law enforcement and should be nurtured into their true vocation, Instagram flat lay photography

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Profile picture Dana Nightingale 🏳️‍⚧️ (@danaenight.bsky.social) reposted

Calvin & Hobbes
3/9/2025, 6:11:30 AM | 835 172 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted

the twofer magic of David: he's Frankenstein's monster and Victor Frankenstein rolled into one. just a little guy channeling Peter Cushing and terraforming his world into Hammer Horror Planet.

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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

unhinged genius. I hope there’ll be another, a hope I am not interested whatsoever in having dashed

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Profile picture Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted

No says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone. No says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God! No says the man in Washington, it belongs to Truth Social! I rejected those answers!

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view of a concrete water tower behind a green steel gate. it’s a skinny four storeys, each having a narrow window. a large inverted conical tank blooms over it
3/9/2025, 5:59:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

when I was a child, I assumed every town had a water tower like this www.buildingsofireland.ie/buildings-se...

3/9/2025, 5:46:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

They Thought They Were Free. Milton Mayer

Now I see a little better how Nazism overcame Germany—not by attack from without or by subversion from within, but with a whoop and a holler. It was what most Germans wanted—or, under pressure of combined reality and illusion, came to want. They wanted it; they got it; and they liked it. I came back home a little afraid for my country, afraid of what it might want, and get, and like, under pressure of combined reality and illusion. I felt—and feel—that it was not German Man that I had met, but Man. He happened to be in Germany under certain conditions. He might be here, under certain conditions. He might, under certain conditions, be I. If I—and my countrymen—ever succumbed to that concatenation of conditions, no Constitution, no laws, no police, and certainly no army would be able to protect us from harm.
3/9/2025, 5:05:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dia Lacina (@dialacina.com) reposted

Do white guys know they can just jerk each other off and say "no homo" when they cum instead of starting another podcast about Metal Gear Solid?

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Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

well i guess i will not be buying google chrome after all

3/9/2025, 1:26:07 AM | 584 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luxon looking more and more like he didn’t choose the carpenter’s cup

3/9/2025, 4:33:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

I don’t think peppering professional communications with emoji makes them friendlier. It’s annoyingly condescending and babyish.

3/9/2025, 4:11:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Addendum:

3/9/2025, 3:57:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ray Chung is still listed as the mayoral candidate. incredible

3/9/2025, 12:58:06 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

here’s a handy list of reasons not to vote for the Independent Together Party, courtesy of the Independent Together Party

 ZERO RATES INCREASE? YES WE CAN. The team of Independent Together candidates will deliver a zero rates increase for the 2026-27 financial year. • Our goal is to save $100 million per year by streamlining the council's operating expenditure, that's 12.5% of council revenue. • Libraries, parks, pools and community centres will be protected and retained including the City to Sea Bridge and the Begonia House. •We will reverse the decision on the unnecessary organic waste plant, saving 4.5%. • We will cancel further work on the controversial Golden Mile, saving $210 million. • We will increase car parking. • We will cut duplicate services, and those services better provided by local businesses. • We will remove social housing from the council's books. Social housing is set to cost ratepayers $1 billion over the next decade, or $100 million per year. Social Housing is a central government responsibility and should not come from rates. • The council will not borrow money to pay for operational expenses. • The council will get back to core business.
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great idea, I gotta do this!

2/9/2025, 11:52:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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did a baby write this

2/9/2025, 11:37:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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haven’t built a PC since the 20th Century and I don’t regret a thing

2/9/2025, 11:31:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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media literacy seems to be at an all-time low

2/9/2025, 10:33:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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US antitrust doesn’t seem to generate reasonable results very often. the Amazon/Apple ebooks one essentially handed Amazon the market

2/9/2025, 10:17:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if not lolly, why lolly shape

2/9/2025, 9:34:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Russel Norman (@russelnorman.bsky.social) reposted

This is actually part of the future of NZ's energy system. Low carbon baseload electricity generation. Unlike fossil gas, which is phasing out, and nuclear, which is never going to happen.

2/9/2025, 9:23:52 PM | 32 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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can confirm. very annoying

2/9/2025, 8:26:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keir Stürmer

2/9/2025, 8:15:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Courtney Love Actually (@hexadecibelle.fyi) reposted reply parent

everyone keeps asking if they can fuck the flag. and that's why i am promising, in the next 4 years, that this Labour government will deliver on the Great British public fucking the flag.

Keir Starmer doing a right-handed salute, in the garden of 10 Downing Street. presumably he is pointing at a flag.
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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

taskmaster nz really needs to figure out the makeup and/or lighting situation in the live segments

2/9/2025, 7:36:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so when Luxon is rolled, will he finish his term or resign in a huff?

2/9/2025, 7:03:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) reposted

Yer da shouts at hotels

2/9/2025, 6:56:33 AM | 48 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

using one photo already on your phone, what is tomorrow's announcement at 2?

2/9/2025, 6:19:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

it really bothers me that the cog bethesda uses in various logos has a different number of teeth to the vault door

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shame

2/9/2025, 5:13:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is a different part of amazon, web services rather than retail

2/9/2025, 2:30:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.” Porco Rosso
2/9/2025, 2:25:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johnny Cans (@oldmatecans.lol) reposted

Interesting that NZ exported a neo-nazi to Australia and Australia exported one to NZ. We put theirs in prison for being a terrorist piece of shit.

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Profile picture Craig M. Ranapia (@craigmranapia.bsky.social) reposted

Remember when Andrew Little was general counsel of the Engineers' Union, and elected leader of its successor the EMPU - when it was the largest private sector trade union in the country? I'm not sure he does - because this is exactly the kind of boss class fuckery he used to rail against. #nzpol

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did a baby write this

2/9/2025, 12:56:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture michael lutz (@ztul.bsky.social) reposted

I know I've been playing immersive sims lately because I noticed this giant crooked panel in the Panera ceiling and thought "I bet there's med kits stashed up there"

image
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Profile picture Eddie Clark (@dreddieclark.bsky.social) reposted

It is somewhat concerning that some folks in Wellington want to set a precedent on local government decision making that incentivises obstructism and delay and longshot judicial reviews because if you delay long enough to get close to an election they're made it clear they'll cave.

1/9/2025, 11:34:04 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

I’m so tired of being governed by spineless middle-management washouts

1/9/2025, 11:22:35 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tory Whanau (@misswhanau.bsky.social) reposted

This is so damn frustrating. No it absolutely shouldn’t be up to a new council. This decision, amongst others like the Golden Mile and Begonia House, were made months ago. Respect the democratic process. They must proceed otherwise we end up with unfinished projects and escalated costs. #nzpol

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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

a little on the nose there, Al

panel showing a Guy Fawkes mask hanging from a hook. a radio says “Mr Karel went on to say that it is the duty of every man in this country to seize the initiative and make Britain great again.”
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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

also, the rhythmic sound collage over the closing credits has to be heard to be believed

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he should start by detaching from his bookie

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Profile picture Russel Norman (@russelnorman.bsky.social) reposted

We’ve found the children (and adults) that the Govt celebrated removing from emergency housing. They’re now living on the streets, after emergency housing grant criteria were tightened. Take a bow Chris Bishop, Minister of Homelessness.

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Profile picture Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) reposted

Been thinking about this for a few days, it’s why the solution to propaganda isn’t factchecking it’s community, and for the people creating propaganda it’s tackling them head on and not prevaricating or acquiescing to any of their points.

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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

money is fake, but its effects are real. thank you for coming to my ted talk

1/9/2025, 9:41:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that’s more like it!

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a nice big signalled crosswalk at grade will be much more pedestrian-friendly than that ugly obstacle course. and although I’m able-bodied, it’s never struck me as particularly accessible, except maybe in a technical sense

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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

also, “new sealed in box” my arse. it’s not sealed, and it’s definitely been read

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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

reading v for vendetta before listening to shelved by genre, and the cheapest readily available copy I could find came with the mask. so now I have a Guy Fawkes mask

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Profile picture Russel Norman (@russelnorman.bsky.social) reposted

The fast track bill removes public participation from consenting process for large projects. This assumes the orgs that propose these projects have the best solutions. In truth, many major projects have been dramatically improved by public input: architecturenow.co.nz/articles/fas...

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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

my personal favourite in the genre is the least weasel – so small! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Least_w...

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recently I read The Elementals by Michael McDowell and I thought it was really good

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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site)

don’t let your friends crash out, help them crash in. kindness is free

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restructures are managerial masturbation

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“But Smiley heard it, and it was for him.”

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Profile picture Elster (@unverified.site) reply parent

same

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