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never got good at posting. small-time writer. big time nobody. rides the bus home. They/them.

created July 23, 2023

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Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

they should resign him, now whether he would want to come back to san francisco that’s another story

22/9/2025, 7:15:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture August J. Pollak (@augustjpollak.bsky.social) reposted

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

22/9/2025, 11:34:23 AM | 7785 2201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social)

in honor of the rapture being on us everyone should watch the rapture (1991)

22/9/2025, 6:19:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

this is a post for four people

22/9/2025, 3:19:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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reading rainer werner fassbinder’s filmography like it’s barry bonds’ baseball reference

22/9/2025, 3:19:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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made my lyft driver giggle feeling pretty unstoppable rn

22/9/2025, 2:55:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fire engine red is a real good song

22/9/2025, 2:14:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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watching the sunset in september while listening to boys life. real 32 year old hours

22/9/2025, 2:07:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jawbreaker Bivaouc and that nice Blue Tile Lounge album

21/9/2025, 11:20:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

i hear it’s where they record drums when they want a big hollow cathedral-esque sound

21/9/2025, 9:26:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

store it in thom yorke’s big empty head

21/9/2025, 9:24:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no it turns out the rams suck.

21/9/2025, 8:17:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hmm it appears the eagles suck now

21/9/2025, 6:47:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the faith/void split alone would create alternate rock 2

21/9/2025, 1:52:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted

Everyone needs to internalize the idea that the median republican thinks heartbreaking stories like this are epic and funny

20/9/2025, 6:24:01 PM | 126 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) reposted

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

A protester outside an ICE detention facility marches through clouds of irritant gas carrying American flags. A sign lying on the pavement by his feet reads “EVERY ICE AGENT WILL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT.”
19/9/2025, 6:11:17 PM | 16720 4256 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social)

theatre up the street from me is playing Doctor X (1932) on 35 somethings in life are good

18/9/2025, 7:47:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well as i’ve always said they could easily fuck this up, which is what they’ve been doing (shit is still really bad tho)

18/9/2025, 3:40:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

bitch they are rounding people off the street we don’t give a fuck about the economy right now.

18/9/2025, 3:25:59 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

that’s bad obviously but he definitely means Soros

18/9/2025, 1:11:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ah this is why the red sox just let him go (too much swag)

18/9/2025, 12:15:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you can just collect the republican blood money if you want you don’t need to do the dog and pony show dude

17/9/2025, 7:56:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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derek jarmen in shambles

17/9/2025, 6:57:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*nevadan voice* harry reid and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race

17/9/2025, 2:12:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI bubble popping in t-minus 5…

17/9/2025, 2:10:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Serwer (@adamserwer.bsky.social) reposted

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

16/9/2025, 5:18:13 PM | 2169 602 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

coates is genuinely a generational writer

17/9/2025, 4:50:17 AM | 10737 2616 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

knbr voice: giants should do that

17/9/2025, 2:45:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we are in the part of the history book titled ‘prelude too’

17/9/2025, 2:26:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh baby gotta get back on Chabrol kick

17/9/2025, 2:02:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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trump is going to take such a good nap during this i’m honestly jealous

17/9/2025, 1:59:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry to be john steward pilled on main but every time i see the lil guy on the left i am reminded of michael steele and i let out a sensible chuckle

17/9/2025, 12:07:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah i got something you guys can try

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17/9/2025, 12:04:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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man i hope not

16/9/2025, 11:57:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i thought the kirk thing would end up with trump and co being pro epstein but it turns out they were maneuvering that way anyway. stupid stupid world

16/9/2025, 9:10:25 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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hitting on 19 things of that nature

16/9/2025, 7:47:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dems should be saying shit like "we can sit this out till midterms"

16/9/2025, 3:38:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ah well, nevertheless

16/9/2025, 4:09:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dustin (@dustinheron.bsky.social) reposted

He fired everyone worth a damn in the federal government and is kidnapping and killing us. Why would you want to give him more money to do that?

15/9/2025, 11:19:40 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social)

turns out god was right to strike down the tower of babel, our shit was not ready for instant access to all knowledge and communication across all cultures

15/9/2025, 7:25:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(with tears in my eyes) i’m gonna be perfect from now on, i’m going to be perfect, starting right now

15/9/2025, 2:19:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social)

dodgers lineup watching bob melvin yet again leave a struggling starter in three batters too many

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14/9/2025, 9:33:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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retweeted bill kristol in the big twenty twenty-five. feels bad man.

14/9/2025, 7:36:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

14/9/2025, 2:32:22 PM | 28925 6167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

which is bad

14/9/2025, 5:07:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social)

it’s becoming clearer and clearer by the minute that the average american is unable to funnel the modern internet posioned irony pilled shooter into an understandable digestible archetype and in the absence of one just invents the one they most want it to be.

14/9/2025, 5:07:06 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture America's Lounge Singer (@krang.bsky.social) reposted

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

22/1/2025, 7:16:32 PM | 15239 2198 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

bob melvin you stupid motherfucker

14/9/2025, 2:37:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gonna let logan die out there huh?

14/9/2025, 2:36:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that was the scariest music could be when i was 14

14/9/2025, 12:49:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i really picked a hell of a time in american history to have a gender crisis didn’t i

14/9/2025, 12:36:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you

14/9/2025, 12:10:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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man the mets are in baseball hell right now

13/9/2025, 11:28:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture (@smilingnodding.bsky.social) reposted

the thing thats so galling abt the whole “Charlie was just a sweet boy who loved good faith debate“ line is that he was the opposite! He took advantage of naive college kids who believed in good faith debate, baited them into emotional responses and posted them online to a rabid fanbase of rw haters

13/9/2025, 4:21:08 PM | 1196 215 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

okay so you are either a nazi or a liar

13/9/2025, 3:35:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey it’s zorb

13/9/2025, 5:50:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patrick goddamn Bailey

13/9/2025, 4:55:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW

13/9/2025, 4:54:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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being able to hit something really hard over and over again is really good if you are angry lol

13/9/2025, 1:03:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yuuuuup

13/9/2025, 12:43:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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guys we might have to kill the internet

12/9/2025, 4:16:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one of the best american movies ever made

12/9/2025, 4:03:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what book?

11/9/2025, 8:45:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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swings

11/9/2025, 7:17:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

For all the projections of insularity, I think the educated left that comprise the mass of the site knows pretty well that nilhilistic violence just rots the moral fabric

11/9/2025, 4:31:30 PM | 456 50 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted

as always i encourage u all not to post things that may attract the attention of an authoritarian secret police with unlimited power to surveil american citizens at this time

10/9/2025, 7:25:03 PM | 2664 560 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?

10/9/2025, 9:09:24 PM | 11466 3220 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

unless it’s a homeless camp apparently

10/9/2025, 9:05:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DigiDoggi (@digidoggi.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

10/9/2025, 7:52:00 PM | 13882 4220 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted

oh no is the right wing demanding crackdowns, martial law, and masked secret policemen disappearing you or shaking you down for papers? all because of this specific incident!

10/9/2025, 8:26:39 PM | 1762 250 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heartland Signal (@heartlandsignal.bsky.social) reposted

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

10/9/2025, 7:35:16 PM | 29832 6895 | View on Bluesky | view

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hmm well now’s seems as good a time as any to log off

10/9/2025, 7:57:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted

He’s not saying this because of anyone making jokes or celebrating on the internet. The fascists are gonna do what they want regardless of how you act. don’t make it worse by giving the Feds an excuse to knock on your door, but don’t pretend the fascists will respect your humanity and restraint.

10/9/2025, 7:44:07 PM | 1724 483 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

he’s being forced to live in houston so can we really call that being alive?

10/9/2025, 2:15:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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music.apple.com/us/album/kis... train ride home music

10/9/2025, 2:08:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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any other Gin Blossoms songs worth listening too or is hey jealousy just like lightning in a bottle?

10/9/2025, 12:03:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PAUSE ⏸️

9/9/2025, 10:24:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/DQulI5RcfOs?... they played it live on jenny jones

9/9/2025, 3:29:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social)

millions crying out in unison asking one single question: “will JD Vance be the first Vice President to die by auto-erotic asphyxiation?”

8/9/2025, 7:42:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well he is a pedophile after all

8/9/2025, 7:24:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin (@justinskolnick.bsky.social) reposted

Tiktok awash with stunning montages of this gorgeous city over the Oregonian’s audio clip while no one’s pointed out the central role this newspaper’s played in driving the discourse to this end by demonizing protesters, pumping crime reports, and pleading for our poor real estate investment class

7/9/2025, 3:50:53 PM | 121 41 | View on Bluesky | view

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never in doubt

7/9/2025, 11:06:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bad sport no one should watch, will be watching every week tho.

7/9/2025, 9:30:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/9/2025, 9:28:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*mental health at an all time low* i think it’s time for a Muriel’s Wedding rewatch

6/9/2025, 10:42:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yuuuuuup

6/9/2025, 5:50:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thought i could out maneuver having a crush but unfortunately it appears that i am fucked

6/9/2025, 5:50:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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making me believe again should be illegal

6/9/2025, 4:35:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do the kids know how stupid they look in ed hardy ware or are they flying blind?

6/9/2025, 3:12:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ziplock?

6/9/2025, 2:19:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have sat and thought about it and wow what a dumb time to be alive

5/9/2025, 10:59:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god bless new york city and the absolute sociopathic freaks she convinces to run for mayor

5/9/2025, 9:22:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baseballfan (@urfavebandsux.bsky.social) reply parent

performative male, life is a performance man we do it all day everyday for friends for family for ourselves, it is how we order our lives and society. there is no such thing as authenticity because even our authentic selves are clouded in waves of performance. simply to live is to preform.

4/9/2025, 8:14:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god shut up.

4/9/2025, 8:14:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i was very lucky and saw it on 70mm and my goodness what a good looking movie

4/9/2025, 5:44:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just saw Close Encounters of The Third Kind and my god what a picture

4/9/2025, 5:05:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hearing this in my head like a sailor hearing the siren calling them home.

3/9/2025, 4:11:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view