uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
"if kid meals in McDonald's come with a kid toy then the adult meals should come with adult toys" -uttercolor, 2025.
what can i say, im a woman of few braincells.
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"if kid meals in McDonald's come with a kid toy then the adult meals should come with adult toys" -uttercolor, 2025.
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the thing is that normal people don't need fascists in their lives, but fascists always need to have some normal people around.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
this is uh, nazi shit.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
it's like them spam emails that have lots of typos, they are like that so people who are paying attention would click off and the gullible people would stay and fall for the scam.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
there are a lot of reasons i think trump dying would be benificial but it would also make newsom's popular trump impersonation schtick not work anymore.
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he was talking a little bit ago about how he is worried he's not going to heaven, not the first time he did this either i remember when he said his dad might be in hell. it's weirdly humanising, like he's a massive narcissist but he might be more self aware of that then he lets on.
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"Transgenderism is not only a disease, it's a dark distortion of natural order and God-ordained gender" jesus that sounds sick as hell.
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uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
one thing that fucks with my head is the fact that chapter 5 was supposed to come out alongside 3&4 because chapter 4 feels like such a big thing to cliffhang on that the fact it was originally supposed to be the middle point of this release is crazy.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
My sister when prompted to give the name of a country starting with G' gave the answer "Geometria", which is how you say geometry in hebrew, but tbh Geometria sounds sick.
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Saying what we're all thinking
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
When did coomer become gooner
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
there's nothing more american than burning the american flag, actually.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Gotta say i love all the fake "hidden rooms / cutscenes etc" deltarune videos on YouTube, really feels like all of those old video game rumors from before every game was instantly datamined, i feel like for deltarune specifically it's very fitting too because it already has real versions of them.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
#isupporttheantibutterfly
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transbian joker putting estrogen in the water supply
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
a message from an old Friend.. see ya' soon.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Tenna? More like the only ten a' see ;;)))))
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Redesign for Kind Lightwood the Human Sheriff if you remember him.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Is it too much to ask for a pixelart app for your phone that actually works? M.S paint has been perfectly serviceable for forever but for some reason we can't figure out how to translate that to touchscreen?
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
#DELTARUNE Chapter 5 UST | a player's piano youtu.be/6lXeiFzz3m8?...
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i am going to crash out
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
finished the previous drawing, also look how goofy he looks in maya
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
I'm not done with the WereRamb design yet, but I enjoyed thinking of the scene preceding it.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
"man this guy is worse than trump!" "You mean the guy from home alone 2??"
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
If i remember correctly in the UK trans women are banned from playing like, women's pool. It's an utterly ridiculous notion that any of this is about fairness and not humiliation.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
Weast
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Imagine I'm a right wing grifter guy real quick okay? Ahem Heya fellers, the east is the west without the W, am i right? please buy my supplements. Okay I'm me again now.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
If short people don't want me to laugh at them then why do they find it so funny when i help them reach something
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Also every couple of years there's a new funnyman that will appear everywhere where his entire bit is dressing in drag, they're so interchangeable they are all just the same guy in my head. So to conclude there's "it's funny because it's annoying", and "it's funny because it's bigoted"
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Israeli ads are such a microcosm of everything that i hate about this country's culture, every since i was little i remember ads always had this thing where "wow look we're funny because we are annoying and loud and obnoxious", it's that and racism.
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miku..
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I never thought you and yourself will collaborate, this is incredible.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
UNDERTALE: composed by Tommy Tallarico (no)
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THE nineteenth eighties. THE.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
š¶Way way back in nineteen eighties- *Record scratch* -I had a very successful Teeee vee show..š¶
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Idk what all the orc posting is about but honestly i have a feeling it's more fun not knowing.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
I just had a really stupid thought trying to think of ways teleportation could work without being entirely fucked up, and it was like, "what if instead of deconstructing a person and reconstructing them somewhere else, it was the entire UNIVERSE that gets remade" I don't think i fixed it.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
this is probably my favourite of these kinds of images i've made. #wierdcore #webcore #liminal
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Drinking coffee for 58 minutes...
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't you mean "luv"?
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
The dark word that makes you old
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I don't hate trans people i just don't want to see them or thinnk about them or to
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
imagine a world where Adobe products have good colors for their icons
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
Feels weird to root for Disney's legal team for once
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
It's "straight to hell" not "gay to hell". Count your days heteros /j
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YOUR (: you're taking too long :) IS TAKING TOO LONG
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
... i miss Tenna
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
happy pride month everyone, i am happy youre here, whoever you are. #pridemonth
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Doctors recommended midnight pizza, benefits include is "yummy", and "i wanna".
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
oh, "boy sleep", that's where i'm a viking!
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Okay so i realised i can read Leviticus 18:22 in its original hebrew and it has absolutely nothing to say about gay sex. A bit difficult to decipher but basically it's about not fucking your neighbours' wife.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Texan conservative stubbing their toe: THAT'S IT! IM SECEDING!
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uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
im not gonna lie i think i might be losing my mind a little bit #friendinsideme
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
My shit has the experts baffled
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Yknow them new falling trees they added to Minecraft are neat looking and all but i feel like it's kinda weird since one of the most iconic things about Minecraft is how the trees famously don't fall down when you break them, idk mabye that just bother me.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reposted
If you live in the EU, here is the petition to ban conversion therapy that is ending on the 17th, we are quite a few signatures from reaching the goal do please either sign it your spread it around if you don't live in the EU eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
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Life uh, find a way
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
If you live in the EU, here is the petition to ban conversion therapy that is ending on the 17th, we are quite a few signatures from reaching the goal do please either sign it your spread it around if you don't live in the EU eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Cats will think you can control the weather and get mad at you for making it rain, and somehow it's the humans that have hubris.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
What if it took clark kent a long time to learn how to walk since he could fly as a baby
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Rap battling (your inner demons)
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Take this one with you for the next time someone really smart is giving you head: I've got a good head on my lap.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Five in the morning, ain't that silly.
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An autistic chimpanzee that really likes eye contact
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You're laughing, deltarune is tomorrow and you're laughing.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
can a deltarune tomorrow girl and a skonger boy make it work?
Jenny Cohn (@jennycohn.bsky.social) reposted
āOne young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, āIām not a gang member. Iām gay. Iām a barber.ā I believed him. *** He ābegan to whimper,ā as his head was roughly shaved, āfolding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.ā He āasked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.ā
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Im trying to figure that out too, google just says "another term for cisgender" which feel unhelpful
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
Elon Musk would kill you and your entire family for what amounts to less than pennies to him.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
I think that Excuse from the Minecraft OST is kinda slept on
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uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
I would buy a lamp that is shaped like the conveniently shaped lamp from UNDERTALE
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social)
r/shrek is having a meltdown over nothing. The new designs look fine lmao
eva (^_^)/ (@eva.computer) reposted reply parent
iāll give you some bonus footage
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm naming them Mars after a certain font from undertale
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Bnnuuy...
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I didn't want it to happen, i don't want it to happen again, but im happy it happened regardless.
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
mf takes big gulps of water
uttercolor (@uttercolor.bsky.social) reply parent
Just saw a baby and thought to myself "Adorable, absolute cinema"
Darby Saxbe (@darbysaxbe.bsky.social) reposted
šØBREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
Miriam (@miriamboosh.bsky.social) reposted
Reposted with alt text. 800,000 Palestinians have been murdered in the Gaza genocide.
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pictured: gay, gay, homosexual, and gay. respectivley
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Development not environment*