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π± Unfortunately, that murderer was seeking revenge on his mother. His mother recently retired from working at that Church. So many females can smile all they want, it's their actions which reveal their poisonous agenda. Her son needed psychiatric therapy, not medically unnecessary hormones/surgery.
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π«‘ When all you have is "Trump Derangement Syndrome" You aren't living, you only exist.
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π«‘ Thanks to socialist East Germany, when it existed, we have extensive medical proof of the long term damages caused by inducing medically unnecessary hormones into children. A socially condoned belief system doesn't prevent horrific, long-term, irreversible, medical damage. youtu.be/jR9CUGBVH-Q?...
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π€’ Love is earned not owed. Threatening people with "cancellation" & actually "cancelling" people, isn't the way to earn love. I doubt you know the names of your emotions. Here, this will help. There are several emotions outside of Trump Derangement Syndrome. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion...
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π€’ The problem is he & others like him, haven't been in love & they most certainly don't love themselves. All they know is lust. They are the type of co-dependents who use their religions & that goes for all religions, to hold hostages & those aren't emotionally healthy relationships.
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π«‘ youtu.be/5DiUnGWx52w?...
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π€’ If you have threaten someone with being cancelled to be "accepted", you missed to point. That isn't love. It never was. That is what co-dependents do. Co-dependents don't have love-based relationships, co-dependents hold hostages. And then another one of theses happen. Is this happiness & love?
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ππ Here is some real music. When will the "woke" produce another Jimi Hendrix? I'll be in my office holding my breath. π€£ youtu.be/9-2m07d2Neo?...
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π€£ It isn't "-phobic", it's people don't love something that is being forced on them, including in a children's movie. Love is an earned commodity. Demanding love from people, via threatening them with accusations of "-phobia", legal actions & being "canceled", isn't the way to earn love.
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π This song was written for the late great John Entwistle the bass player & French Horn performer in the "Who" & his independent recordings & performances. Songs "Cousin Keven" & "Uncle Ernie" are true stores written By John Entwistle because they happened to him. Learn. youtu.be/eIYJ20oXGi8?...
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π€£ Got one, got one, got one, everybody's got one.
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ππ I prefer Mel Brooks' version. youtu.be/ovCf9VRLnDY?...
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π€‘ I had a friend who was convinced his cat was in contact with the afterlife. I said the cat wasn't a feline John Edward, the cat had too much catnip. As they would say in polite society, he showed me the door & audibly locked it behind me. Some guys are too sensitive about their cat's fantasies.
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ππ This reminded me of your badly hung-over birthday clown bit. Great Work! This site goes into detail when debunking crazy conspiracy non-sense. Tin-foil hat optional. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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π«‘ Little by little, the truth is revealed. Ex-Capitol police chief slams Pelosi, says she rejected National Guard help Jan. 6. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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π So Great. youtu.be/kQ6QSSNLhRY?...
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π€£ There wasn't any such law, nor any indication President Trump proposed such a law July 2025. No reputable news outlets/government websites/official statements supported this claim. Marriage laws are determined by individual states, not by the federal government. www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
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π€£ You do realize this book is based on Mohammedanism? We don't need any religions. We don't need superstitions. The rabbit's foot isn't luck for the rabbit. Their time is over with.
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π€£ All religions were written by he-man woman-haters, living in caves, eating massive amounts of Qat, spoiled food & hearing voices in their heads. Your girlfriend, or your wife isn't your slave. When we get another religious fundamentalist from any religion, we get unlimited violence & death.
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π€£π Awwww! YEAH! Speed Demons, UNITE! youtu.be/EwSzQBWfkb0?...
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π«‘ Nature is amazing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrion...
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ππ Yes this is a crow. This is one of several genetic variations in the animal kingdom, e.g., Leucism: Reduced melanin, resulting in white, or cream-colored feathers & normal eye and beak pigmentation.
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π«‘ He isn't a "white nationalist teen edgelord", he is doing what real men are supposed to do, protecting a woman from being kidnapped/abused/stopped a carjacking. You need to get your priories straight. Here is what you "woke"do, shoot a man in a wheelchair. thepostmillennial.com/anti-trump-s...
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π€ I think I found the answer to Ursula K. Le Guin's question of what qualifies as a human-being. You "woke" don't qualify as human-beings, as revealed here, that man that "woke" person is firing on is in a wheelchair & yet, that is too much for for that "woke" type to abide. x.com/i/status/195...
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ππ Here is your new walk-up song. Uptown, Top Rankin'. You did it the old fashioned way, You earned it, youtu.be/joh37lrvf-s?...
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ππ 1849 - Potato Famine - My Irish ancestors fled Ireland to America to avoid being starved-to-death by the British. We applied for & obtained our green cards legally & most of the men joined the American armed forces for 3-hots-&-a-cot & a green card that was award with the honorable discharge. π
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π€£ The tariff exemption, as applied to "Apple"/Tim Cook, or other businesses doing business in America, only applies if the product(s) are made in America. Get it, yet. President Trump is bring jobs & dignity back to America. America First. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/08/appl...
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π€£ If those lazy, self-entitled, multi-generational, benefits abusers want candy, "snap" benefits cover milk, sugar, vanilla extract, butter, salt, cocoa powder & marshmallows, all ingredients needed to make cocoa-fudge. Minus the butter it makes home-made hot-cocoa. DUH! youtu.be/h9DSwYOGwS0?... π€£
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π€£ Be careful about third-party rumors. No evidence was found substantiating claims that Trump's plane flying to Little St. James was true. That Facebook user shared a picture of himself wearing what appeared to be a pilot's costume from the online retailer Amazon. DUH! www.snopes.com/news/2025/08...
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ππ youtu.be/DPUUED6nhhQ?...
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π€£ Interesting how us conservatives handle a sense of humor without looting/without setting-everything-on-fire/without setting Tesla dealerships & Teslas on fire & keying Teslas/without beating-up random strangers/without murdering random strangers while demanding "reparations". Interesting, that. π€£
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π«‘ Ah, the classics. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied_Pi...
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π Get ready, 'Beto, here is your future.
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π Monday - 6 August 1945 - 8:15 a.m. - The ultimate in F.O. & F.O. America dropped two suns on Japan. How is that for the "Land of the Rising Sun"? youtu.be/d5XJ2GiR6Bo?...
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ππ Eddie Pepitone, Hotter than Death Valley morphed with "Pet Sematary". youtu.be/TgG8RuBH8VE?...
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ππ Matt Oswalt & Eddie Pepitone are one of my favorite comedy duos. Eddie Pepitone & Patton Oswalt are on their way to replace Statler & Waldorf.
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π€£ Don't believe this. That moose was paid to endorse this product. Do Moose look like they work for free? That Moose is endorsing his new slogan, "You deserve a break today, at Moose-Donald's".
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π€£ Great soundtrack. Sadly, the movie was a bad choice. youtu.be/qJh_ATXkmIo?...
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π€£ The Beatles always had problems with math. - 8008 - worked, though. youtu.be/fYvfLGYDpRQ?...
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ππ World renown Nick Tesco & Jean-Marie Carroll of "The Members" wrote a delightful feminist song about being "in-love-with-a-working-girl. See, there is more to be optimistic about those darned prostitutes, read plantation slaves & pimps, read plantation slave owners. π€£ youtu.be/f3H4n44V6yw?...
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ππ Awwm c'mon, don't sell us ladies short, we have our bad eggs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
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ππ Rowland Around In That Stuff! Every so often I'm grateful for Britain's "19 crimes" policy of sentencing petty criminals to be deported to Australia. Their dna morphed into the choice between being an alcoholic criminal, or being a world renown original artist. youtu.be/3WO7_Zn_iKU?...
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ππ youtu.be/P4sANPkk3ys?... "Pass the dust, I think I'm Bowie".
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ππ "Drunk History", one of the best series, EVER! youtu.be/6f9D5xaYq-8?...
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ππ Naturally, TMZ has to make it their business.
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π€‘ If you have voices in your mind giving you special "Dieu et mon droit" instructions from an invisible friend, you're a schizophrenic. All religions follow instructions written by he-man, woman-haters, living in caves, eating hallucinogenic Qat leaves, eating spoiled foods & drinking dirty water.
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π Josh Firestine has big jeans. x.com/i/status/195...
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π«‘ 3 August 1966 - Comedian Lenny Bruce - youtu.be/JkJlmYwMgRM?...
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π The past few weeks has dumped one heart-rending loss after another. Loni Anderson was a very talented comedic character actress. Her works will live after her. She will be missed. No one has the refined comedy chops to replace her. No! One! π
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π This past few weeks has been one heart-rending loss after another. Loni Anderson was a very talented comedic character actress. Her works will live after her. She will be missed. No one has the refined comedy chops to replace her. No! One! π
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ππ Always. youtu.be/kIBdpFJyFkc?...
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π Because Jimmy Fallon, of all the late night talk show hosts is the only one who is genuinely talented. Reality check! This man is incomparable. youtu.be/--RYPHqbD50?...
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π€£ In the meantime, This has rocked my world. I may never be the same.
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π€‘ This scammer's name is Donnie Callaway & he is on instagram, YouTube, TikTok, & any other online service. Donnie Callaway doesn't know the first thing about cars & he never worked for Jay Leno. It was a story Donnie Callaway made up to fleece the suckers. Listen & learn. youtu.be/61Lowb-pjVE?...
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ππ Glad Tidings are where you find 'em.
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π«‘ Bon Voyage to Tom Lehrer - 9 April 1928 β 26 July 2025. He was the best. Growing up - I had a lot of elderly Jewish neighbors who had extensive collections of comedy/party/bootleg records. Those recordings are the only good thing about my childhood. youtu.be/AcS3NOQnsQM?...
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π«‘ Bon Voyage to Tom Lehrer - 9 April 1928 β 26 July 2025. He was the best. youtu.be/AcS3NOQnsQM?...
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π€£π Lemme see. Why did Carnival Cruises post new rules?
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ππ Some people can be so conditional.
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ππ "Rap you can bend-over & kiss your twerk good-bye. The universe has reincarnated Stevie Ray Vaughn. x.com/i/status/194...
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ππWhen Trulio asked if Leno had any advice for comedians today, Jay Leno referred to his longtime friendship with comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield. βI knew Rodney 40 years & I have no idea if he was Democrat. or Republican. We never discussed [it], we discussed jokesβ. nypost.com/2025/07/27/m...
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ππ Γirinn go brΓ‘ch. youtu.be/632QWw2Pz6g?...
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π€£ I don't believe him. I think he has a few personality difficulties. He doesn't have issues, he has magazine subscriptions. I hope he accepts professional help while incarcerated, ( They're allowed to refuse help. ), judging from his images online he looks extremely malnourished/dehydrated.
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π€£π Why do the "woke" always do that crazy eyes thing? The good news is, according to prison hierarchy, it's open season on child-abusers. Every group has a pecking order.
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π€£π Original Production Cels. www.bakshistudio.com//product-pag...
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ππ THE BEST!
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ππ Great Job! Damn, you're good!
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π«‘ π That window is closing. Robots & automation will put an end to people having dangerous temper-tantrums in restaurants. Next will be grocery-stores, to put an end to looting. nypost.com/2022/12/22/f...
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π€ Bon Voyage to Chuck Mangione 29 November 1940 β 22 July 2025 Brilliant instrumentalist & composer. youtu.be/gHq8G_CxueQ?...
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π Exactly. those shows are for entertainment, not for pushing any political agenda. In studying the history of comedy notice the comedians/comediennes Johnny Carson took a chance on, on his show versus the past few years of combined "late night" shows. Late night lost the plot. x.com/i/status/194...
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π€‘ As is usual with out-of-touch, French Laundry, Gavin, It's a little late. Where are they going to find all those classic homes/neighborhoods which made Los Angeles a place for beautiful backgrounds? Most of those beautiful old homes/neighborhoods have been destroyed by developers, or by fire. DUH!
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π€‘π Be careful. Shake-down creeps are trying to make money from I.C.E. victim hoaxes, e.g., 21 July ICE published a statement that it "never arrested, or deported Luis Leon to Guatemala" & it had no record of a green card appointment for him on 20 June in Philadelphia. www.snopes.com/news/2025/07...
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ππ This is gonna be so wonderful!
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π Bon Voyage to Ozzy Osbourne - 3 December 1948 to 22 July 2025, We lost a genus writer who created heavy metal from a template in his brain. Ozzy loved his fans so much that despite knowing he was dying, did a final show. He wrote everything for Sharon. youtu.be/MiY2JsGXrtM?...
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π Bon Voyage to Ozzy Osbourne - 3 December 1948 to 22 July 2025 We lost a genus, an innovator, a writer who created heavy metal from a template in his brain. Ozzy loved his fans so much that despite knowing he was dying, did a final show. He wrote everything for Sharon. youtu.be/MiY2JsGXrtM?...
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ππ π Bon Voyage to Ozzy Osbourne - 3 December 1948 to 22 July 2025 We lost a genus, an innovator, a writer who created heavy metal from a template in his brain. Ozzy loved his fans so much that despite knowing he was dying, did a final show. He wrote everything for Sharon. youtu.be/MiY2JsGXrtM?...