Haha. Chicago traffic has joined the resistance
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Haha. Chicago traffic has joined the resistance
At first glance I thought this was a badass reimagining of The Magic School Bus.
Super gay, or so I’ve heard
What role did Bill get him in Groundhog Day?
Every techbro must love Belichick because he’s a mediocre white dude who rode someone else to riches and who’s assumed to be a genius at everything.
He has a five year plan
Jordan Hudson frantically trying to find Sonny Dykes number
Just watched it last night. Really enjoyed it until I got distracted by how much Lewis Pullman looks like his dad
4 bowls of Crunch Berries because I’m a grown ass man and I can.
Greatest round ever. Played all 18 holes and only had 26 strokes. Course record.
That was Jordan’s job?
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September
“Genuine anger was one of the world’s greatest creative forces” In times like these, we can all be a bit more Granny. #terrypratchett
I’ll never win the powerball, but I still play sometimes because it’s fun to fantasize about what it would be like if it did happen.
Why is Fred Savage looking over his shoulder?
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
Verizon apparently not ready for CFB week 1.
Yup bsky.app/profile/vall...
any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
Oh my god, if it happens on Day 69!
and people on this app say they don't understand sports while they all try to will a thing into existence like Jets fans every offseason
Apropos of nothing, here are several different places you can stream The Death of Stalin.
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
I guess the bonus will come in whatever raise they give you to try to keep you around after you’ve been offered another job.
If it wasn’t relevant that every other mass shooter was cis I can’t possibly see how it’s relevant that this one was trans. No one said that being cisgendered was central to the Uvalde shooter.
Heyyy, I landed about two hours ago. Maybe I’ll see you on a Duck Boat tour.
Wait til they find that they really DID smoke marijuana in Muskogee.
This is how you fucking do it. bsky.app/profile/adam...
Not sure if bruise big or hand small
Oh no! Now where will I go for BlueAnon misinformation?
The account that made this viral post uses a AI-generated stock photo as their profile picture, and the main claim that Big Balls "was harassing and trying to pick up the 15-year-old girl" is not in the article. We are not immune from disinformation.
That black bean dip
Finally watched it. Well worth the time.
Bluesky can still be accessed via Graysky for Mississippi users. Pass it on.
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This place is ten minutes from my house. I’ve driven past it probably 500 times in the past 6 years. This is my first time eating here and I’m regretting every meal I’ve had elsewhere since 2019.
I knew Kendrick had pull. I didn’t know it was on the tectonic level.
Fuuuck! I’m so sorry.
😂
Damn. Anybody got his number and can check on him?
What!??! I didn’t know he had.
That’s a lot of lotion.
Hell yeah
I forgot about this for a while but the Bryce Elder "Sam Altman's kitchen" piece may be one of my favourite things I've read in business or tech history. www.ft.com/content/b180...
Damn, Curt Menefee is doing his best to help Julian Edelman make a salient point in this Bears pregame, but Edelman is STRUGGLING.
Preciatecha pal, @jch24.bsky.social
Morning, bud. Quick favor: If you could have your Reds not piss the game away today, I’d appreciate it.
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Nothing in there they won’t hear at school. Better that you can answer any questions or address any pieces that are especially objectionable.
Kinda fun getting blocked by someone who you were starting to get annoyed with anyway. Someone starts acting like an old crabass just to be contrarian.
All well and good but this is from three years ago when Biden was president and the agents are not ICE and eliding those facts in the post is a form of lying typical for a bullshit resist lib
Someone better than me could probably fit that into the song.
They’re Tesla FSD tanks. Of course they’re gonna run over the pedestrian.
You don’t like Newsom. You like the team that’s running his socials.
If you enjoy wandering around bookstores, Powell’s is, I believe, the largest used book shop in the country. I really enjoyed it when I was there.
One thing I know for sure is that if *I* called the cops and said “some guy just threw a sandwich at me” they would consider me to be a huge baby and think I was wasting their time.
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
sun's down, post football porn youtu.be/YHJJKSlZEjo?...
Totally agree. To be moving that fast, then suddenly find another gear that leaves everyone in the dust. Thanks for sharing. That was the best 20 minutes of my day. Dude was so amazing.
Happy birthday Tommy!!!
Taylor Stamina?
Jefferson Starship
The Blunt Brothers
Taylor Really Swift
Diamond Jam
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
“Clari, move that image to center justi No, don’t move that paragraph. Put that back. No not the image, the text. I want the text where it was and the image in the center. Ok, good NO! Why did you translate everything to… is that German?”
Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you: Our funding depends on usage. So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.
How do you find that?
How about a label? Life Sentence Records
For the youths on your Christmas shopping list:
It looks great! Sunday I was choosing between that and Sinners. Sinners was amazing. This one’s next.
When the government is very, very concerned about crime. bsky.app/profile/raws...
I know what could make it the best. 🤞
I don’t get it either
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
They won’t be chasing anybody up here once that giardinera juice gets in their eyes.
quick reminder that kim davis has no business dictating anyone else’s personal life when hers is the stuff of white trash reality shows
M.T.S.T.T.C
As usual, Andrew is correct.
I get that. I’m offended whenever the people at Starbucks don’t compliment him before they hand over his pup cup.
Dogs are the best part of basically anywhere they are found.
Just finished Sinners. Wow.
Giant?
If the Bears go 0-0-17 and make the playoffs as a Wild Card, will it be a successful season? My column:
We had one every year. My great uncle would spend all winter fishing in Florida, come back to Illinois with a freezer full, then host 4 generations for a feast every Father’s Day.
She’d probably sleep even better if she just laid that seat flat like it’s meant to do.
This would be great
Fuck Harry Potter And then remove the AI-powered Oculus and clean yourself up.
Sadly, a lot of baseball fans would want the unwritten rules to be added to the rule book.
We’re FOKT.
THROUGH THE CURTAIN OF THE AURORA
