Fuck my savings account got raptured
Rock band. Always on tour, eating whatever weird stuff comes our way. Sometimes shitting pants and podcasting about it. Follow for insane thoughts and egregious shitposting from the back of the van. New album out now. #vffv vandoliers.com
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Fuck my savings account got raptured
This machine is antifa 🎸
Last American show of the year…
I hope they do You Can’t Party With the Lights On
Been watching cooking videos all day. Bout to put some spam into some ramen 🧑🍳
Watching cooking videos on my phone while watching cooking shows on TV only to get up and make a ham and cheese sandwich during the commercial break
Part grocery store, part gas station food smorgasbord, 10,000 ways to get coffee — including a frappe robot, clean, not too crowded. Easy in, easy out. Lots of locations.
Updated gas station rankings 2025: Kwik Trip Wawa Sheetz Quick Trip Casey’s Loves Maverick/Kum & Go 7-Eleven Allsups Wally’s Stuckey’s TA Racetrac Pilot Sinclair Circle K Mom n pops with good bathrooms Shell Mom n pops with bad bathrooms Mom n pops with no bathrooms Buc-ees
Last US headlining show of the year. Catch us in Appleton tonite or find us in Europe this winter. #vffv
Private party
Des Moines peeps, go see the Vandoliers tonight at xBk!
DM me a name and I’ll guest list ya
Gonna be the best show of the tour. Trust me you don’t wanna miss this one 🤼♀️
This time…
Not us
Tag a friend you’d poop here with
Ask us anything No. 3 is live open.spotify.com/episode/5enA...
Why design bathroom doors that don’t close all the way. Nobody wants to see what’s going on in here 🤦🏼♀️
It’s a great day to be alive
Can’t fuckin wait 🍾
@vandoliers.bsky.social #VFFV
Love it!!
On their fifth album, @vandoliers.bsky.social explore life behind bars. The Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush.
Normalize throwing Bitches Brew on the TouchTunes to clear the riff raff out the bar
I am extremely nice. Not saying anything they won’t tell you themselves
Bout to make this new hat my entire personality 😎 🐮 👩🏼🎤 #cowpunkAF
Pretty much daily
Your favorite musician has definitely shit their pants before
It’s ok to poop on the headliners bus if they’re on stage and there’s no shitter in the green room
If it ain’t one thing it’s another 🤦🏼♀️
They love that
Being the opener is like if you had a regular job and you clocked out for the day and then the boss made u sit in the office for 2 more hours before you can go home
Microdosing tummy aches by switching to 6mg Zyns 🤢
Happy 10th anniversary the record that started it all! #vffv
Another mass shooting. Here come the thoughts and prayers and lack of any action. @vandoliers.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/2BdpdY...
We would if we played in Turnpike
They still sell it. It’s pretty much everywhere for those with eyes to see
This, a false fall, and The Price of Admission on the turntable
Back to Tulsa TOMORROW!
Send our new record to one friend today challenge
Let’s do another ask me anything episode of the podcast soon. Drop us some questions below!
Def silk worm pupae. See current episode.
I don’t remember what we talked about one episode ago haha. I’m sure other ppl will wanna hear it too
Time to retell that one I guess haha
Let’s do another ask me anything episode of the podcast soon. Drop us some questions below!
What’s got two thumbs and horse shit on both of em?
That guy has more cow shit on him than just about anybody just a heads up
Who are you gonna have write your disses for you?! (Am I doing this right?)
Damn why nobody ever feuds with us?
Sounds diet
One of my dogs watches a lot of TV and I really think it might be possible to teach her to mute the commercials
They should make a Diet Coke that’s not diet
Today’s earworm courtesy of @vandoliers.bsky.social. #SupportTransArtists #AndTheirBandmateAllies youtu.be/uxpTU2uMb80?...
What’s your daily average screen time? Is 12 hours on a bed rot day off healthy?
Amerikinda fans at the merch booth be like
It’s good to be home #vffv
🚽 👀
We’re baaaaaack. Hometown album release tonite. Gonna be pretty insane. Swing through Kessler if you see this and you’re within 69 miles
You need to go see @vandoliers.bsky.social tonight. We even recommended it! www.dmagazine.com/guides/thing...
Sister Christian oh the time is cum
Britney, I’m sorry
And some face ones too 😘
New patches and stickers finally arrived
The most famous girl in this Loves Travel Stop
Blest I get to squeeze @raywalkerjoshua’s neck tonite. Gonna give the homie so many little forehead kisses 😘
New Amerikinda with Nate Bergman just dropped open.spotify.com/episode/6E33...
I was here. I was on the other side of the room but it's a small venue. How the hell did I miss THIS?
I spend my life behind bars… and occasionally on top of them 🎺
In today's installment of DON'T MISS THE OPENING ACT, I was blown away by Nate Bergman opening up for @vandoliers.bsky.social last night.
As per usual, @vandoliers.bsky.social were fucking amazing last night. Their shows are always the best I see all year.
Is that weirder than not having a head
This just in: several more dates coming this fall, with support from our pals Volores on select dates!! Here’s a list of bars we’ll be spending next month behind…
Caviar belongs on a lot more stuff and I’m glad it’s starting to trend
Caviar belongs on deviled eggs
The @vandoliers.bsky.social are so insanely fun live, you're basically damaging your long-term mental health by NOT going to see them on Thursday.
Confirmed
Confirmed
Joan Jett’s new favorite band. Probably.
I guess we’ll open for Joan Jett today 🤷🏼♀️
Shout out to @evewrestling.bsky.social for, at a time when the UK government is being crueler and harsher to trans folks than ever before, seeking out and spotlighting trans gals from across the globe to bring in for shows We love to see it
On it
Sorry I was saying I just did. Not for you to
You know we tried it 🍑 🥃
Washington DC today. Today is Wednesday. Bout to inflict some capital punishment out here. #vffv
In some states Zyns are $4. In some states Zyns are $10. In all states ima buy em anyway.
We went to Jim’s 🤷
Anyone wanna just start putting trumpets and shit back into everything music wise
The Vandoliers are a band I now recommend to anyone I know who likes country!
When in Philly… 🤤
Ate some silkworm pupae last night. Tune into the next episode of Amerikinda to find out how it went…
Charlotte tonite. Remember it’s at Evening Muse now. Don’t go to the other spot by mistake!
Is it the ninja turtles fault that more people aren’t eating anchovies
I went to the @vandoliers.bsky.social gig last night and left smiling. This band is so damn fun. I wrote about it for @nashvillescene.com
