Also, aren't most informants actually guilty of crimes themselves? That's why they turn into witnesses.
Also, aren't most informants actually guilty of crimes themselves? That's why they turn into witnesses.
On a trip to southeast Costa Rica, I decided to bicycle to the Panama border. When I reached the town just north of it, everyone there looked at me like that. I pedaled back to my hotel as fast as I could.
I know what he's thinking: "Please put food and water in floating dishes so I never have to leave the pool."
You're on the wrong platform.
I'm hiding. You can't see me.
The problem is that those who are reading this already knew he was lying then. We don't need any further convincing. Those who need convincing will probably refuse to look at any evidence against Trump, and if they do see it, they'll refuse to believe it.
You can almost hear the ducks saying "Oh Crap!", or something like that.
I thought this might be an Onion post at first.
The Tom Baker version of Trump has to be better than this one.
Beats ivermectin by a mile.
It could include the odds of the Rockies winning a World Series but that might be too far fetched.
Somewhere, Stephen King is laughing his ass off.
I did a google search on the photo and they came up as violet-green swallows. The pictures on that Wikipedia page looked a lot like these.
You don't have anti-lock brakes?
I'm sorry. These stairs are fully occupied. Please come back later.
The simplest way to make that happen is to make the button red and have a sign saying "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON!!"
Long John Owlver I presume?
Yes, but they're taking walks. That seems like progress.
Also, if you're going to bring a crowd of people, could you bring me some clothes?
I thought it was always two weeks.
I get your point, but, when I think of someone who talks highly of himself, I think of Donald Trump. I definitely wouldn't want to go that direction.
Brave ICE agents making medieval Europe great again.
He needs to re-calibrate his GPS. It definitely picked the wrong road.
Quick question: Is that Elisha Cook following him? It's been years since I've seen this movie and I can't remember this exact scene.
Just checking my email. I'll be off in a minute.
I hope you don't mind, but I'm stealing this.
I'm betting on the chinchilla. You'll be distracted by the cuteness.
Every time I see this picture, I wonder whose hands are where because of the look on Melania's face.
Black bear in cinnamon phase
I'll bet your selfies aren't this cute.
The Persistence of Humidity
What are you talking about? I don't see any owl.
If you've ever read the Grisham book "The Brethren", that might give you the answer.
I had a rabbit like this years ago. She was a lab rescue named Abbey Road.
I love cats, but, this has a little too much of a Salem's Lot feel to it......No, I don't think I'm opening that door.
Maybe I'm missing something, but, why is that woman hugging Vincent Price?
I'm going to disagree slightly on this one. Peace through military action IS a myth. Peace through strength, commitment, and diplomacy is not.
I'd argue with him, but, if there was ever an expert on not knowing what the fuck they're doing, it's Donald Trump.
Or it could be there is a robot version of the plague about.
I've never seen a baby shoe bird before.
Since Frisco is only half Australian Cattle Dog (the other half is Australian Shepherd), I think of him as my Australian Car Dog. I haven't had any cars get lost from the herd yet.
Would that make it a Little Dipper?
Brrrrrr! That's cold.
The caption should read "He did it."
For some reason, I'm hearing Jaws music with this.
I can hear the little dog barking "Women weaken legs." Can't you?
Canadian Cobra Chickens showing their solidarity. Thank You Canada.
It appears as though someone has already piffled on this perch. I don't think this grackle is pleased.
So Yin and Yang are cats. Who knew?
fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat
I don't remember Angela Lansbury singing about Elon and Catturd.
All I had to do was a Google search to find the Instagram video this came from. It's a real owl.
Cynicism should have its limits. Maybe you should investigate before accusing someone.
www.instagram.com/petposh_vet/...
He ain't heavy, he's my bunny.
How about a political party that will deport both Elon and Trump to a prison in El Salvador.
For some reason I read "Carp in bathtub" to the tune of "Mirror in the Bathroom" by The Beat. I'm not sure why.
I think I'm tired of winning already. Can we try something else?
It's a well known fact that cats can defy gravity.
A bunny's reach should exceed its grasp.
This looks like an Onion headline.
Bunny needs to stop chewing on electrical cords.
There's Waldo, but, where are the hat and glasses?
Someone has to make sure those delivery guys pick up the right orders.
He has to commute to his Bodega somehow.
I stayed in a hotel in Costa Rica that did that.
He's not heavy, he's my bunny.
For those who wonder what cats are thinking when they stare off into the distance: They're meditating about the universe and all of existence........and, you're interrupting.
Coal dust
My dog begs for Greenies as well.
Clearly she prefers Snapple. Please make a note of that.
I very seldom post on here (I usually just respond to others' posts). I've seen a couple of posts saying that Bluesky is dying or something. According to the official Bluesky User Count, the number of accounts at the end of Feb. was just over 32 million but is now 36,174,004. NOT DYING!
I'll thank you to mind your own business please.
Did you think being a cat was cheap? They have expenses too.
If I were a cat, that face on the counter would make me nervous, too.
What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite basketball team?
My dog does this when he's ready to go for a walk and I'm getting ready too slowly.
Hey! The sign is slipping. Some one fix that please. Don't forget the last time the sign fell.
Bunny is in the time tunnel. Where/When will he go.
That jacket has a furry lining after all.
Would that be considered a "Calendrome"?
Save this burger you must, for a holy relic it is.
It looks really cool, but I wouldn't eat a frog's butt even if it was made of ice cream.
You are never allowed to move that hand again.
Who could hang a name on you?
So Piping Plovers are somewhat smaller and like to dance?
Does "innocent until proven guilty" mean nothing to you?
You are in my power. You will bring me a carrot.
Isn't he supposed to be red?
Let's see the coyote get me in here.
I saw that ginger cat hair on your clothes. I've warned you about this.
I'm sure Bruce will learn to live with the pain.
Hydroplaning is dangerous for ducks as well as humans.
Well, how did you think he turned the pages when he was reading?
