Bert Handsome
@vekzero.bsky.social
Living like a prehistoric dog. Father, husband, dog owner, artist and web developer. I love reading and writing.
created September 20, 2023
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Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean not really. His statement ended with "what are you going to do to make it trusthworthy and evidence based?" and RFK just said "yeah we'll do that for the first time in history" It was a layup for RFK in the guise of a critique.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean thats just a different way of saying "fake news" Joe Rogan does the same shit with everything from vaccines to Atlantis. Everyone with some power is just a dickhead edgy contrarian.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
I feel like some cases of transphobia, like here, are ploys to stay relevant. like his last book was a rehash of the tipping point that was seen as fan service. like how the hell does a nonfiction author get a book reviewed as fan service?
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao I didn't notice that. that rocks.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
you're only a man now if you drink black rifle coffee and dream about destroying your off white neighbors.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
as I read The Stand I think Stephen King got one thing wrong. The Military Facility that was holding captain Tripps would most likely be in Florida and Charles Campion would have been an anti vax guy who wasn't scared of the virus but wanted to get out of dodge because of fear of court martial.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
it should be repeated that republicans voted to give an aging pedophile nuclear weapons.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
because the book had the research level of watching jaws once.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
I think she wrote the worst children's book I've ever read to my kids. She had a bit about how whale sharks can smell blood a mile away which kinda true is, but its a meaningless factoid that feels like padding instead of saying literally anything else interesting. my 6yo son and I were distraught.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
There’s gonna be another Kent state and it will be celebrated and canonized as a new Christian holiday.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
so if a president along with the governor of Texas sends a military to another state thats really close to civil war. trying to find reporting on where Texas is being referenced. Hill article I found says different states but doesn't single out Texas.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
became the smartest people on earth due to breeding and out breeding... thats eugenics.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
I think it worth nothing around the end Ethan goes into this race science supremacy conspiracy about how jewish men who studied the torah over and over again got smarter than other people in the Middle East and became the smartest people on earth. youtu.be/z6GI-NVFesM
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
can I borrow 8k a month?
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
americabydesign.fail
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't read this book but I know it's famous for being really good... As for “Wuthering Heights,” Velchik wrote that he didn’t “usually read books written by women, and here I was reminded why.” “The subject of discourse was monotonous, though the plot decently conceived,” he wrote. LMAO
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
I know the characters is preexisting but I do think it’s worth adding Heath Ledgers joker. No one for 3 years of Halloweens after that was a regular joker it was all heath.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
What?
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein said some shit about breeding too. Charlie you a pedo too?
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
like idk lady.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
ok so some childhood drama. this chick i went to high school with who dated my best friend then cheated on him then let new boyfriend try to pick a fight with him over masculine ownership high school bullshit posted on Instagram with the question "why am i still single?"
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
that's funny i literally got my flu one yesterday. they were doing checks during prescription checkout.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
should i play helldivers again? all the homies left the game but those new levels look fun.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
So guys I found a dark money trail. I looked at open transparent tax documents and found dark money.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it dark money if there’s a honest paper trail?
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
lol who the fuck did I block.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
Channing's feels like non fiction.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
In Death Stranding, Deadman, a character acted by Guillermo Del Toro puts a wearable on Sam in the shape of handcuffs and informs you that you need to be connected to all of us. And you're forced into the New America. The dystopian tech visions of Kojima are just future telling.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
"You have been denied heart medication because you average only 7000 steps a week instead of the mandatory 20000. Please just walk :)"
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
I think skinny people or "fit" people just want to kill all the fat kids now. Hearing this bullshit and seeing the 1000s of tiktoks telling fat kids to kill themselves or whatever cruel nonsense they reply with to a video of a chubby guy working out. it's bully season. thanks Joe rogan.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
mother fucker thinks Jedis are a real.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
I think the age to own a gun should be 110.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
this person seems like every online troll turned shooter. contradictory political beliefs, nihilism, fascination with mass murders, blackpilled 4chan type shit. www.cnn.com/2025/08/27/u...
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
reread the op, gotcha miss understood that part. my b. shame because it says more about the current moment in america than anything else.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
oh jeez yeah don't share that shit. I'll look for it myself if I feel up to it. was hoping for some actually mainstream journalism but we are already in the "blame something else" part. just saw a post from Fox News and rfk blaming SSRIs. thanks
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
someone on instagram stated that this person identified as a transnazi, which idk doesn't seem that farfetched in today's world, is there any more reporting on this part yet? white supremacist like the real ones do hate catholics because most aren't "white"
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
we need less guns like no guns. that includes police.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
exorcist 3 is weird. like yah the ending is kinda meh but it has a lot of scenes and pieces that work well together. this jump scare, Dourif, Scott, etc.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
"under the age of 25" I find it interesting that it just so happens to be the age when you get kicked off your parents healthcare.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
i think all leftist should lie and make a go fund me saying "fired for political beliefs" and pretend to be a hardcore nazi only to then pay off personal debts like student loans and fund a revolution.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
September is next week dude. Just tell us. Isn't it extremely important that americans know this?
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
sometimes i wonder if rfk jr is autistic but his hyper fixation is vaccines causing autism.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
the funniest part about hitler with a skateboard is mofo can't even ollie. mother fucker is just holding it all day because hes appropriating the fashion for fascism.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
California gave us Reagan and I think Newsom wants to be a return to Reagan.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
its funny how you dems are ready to disappoint and alienate the rest of the nation.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
You're cussing a storm in a cocktail dress Your mother wore when she was young Red sun saint around your neck A wet martini in a paper cup You're a wasp nest
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did I bite my lip. I’m allergic to nightshades
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
i literally can't wait for joe rogan to die. its going to be his greatest joke.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
hoping someone more parasocial than me sees this. Is PirateSoftware an actual villain of the internet or just a guy who became villain of the year for drama content creators.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
I still have critiques over it but they aren’t particularly trumps fault but rather the for profit healthcare system we have. Actually doing streamlined and speedy fda trials for a drug that ended up making Covid less lethal was good.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember thinking during the pandemic oh fuck it’s Trump we are all gonna die and then he like listened to like 3 guys and announce warped speed and I thought oh damn he did the right thing only for him to be like never mind bad idea! Commie dems blah blah blah.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
its crazy but operation warp speed was the the only good trump policy and now he wants to undo it.
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Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
when i first started playing in FMNs i ran a mono black aggro during theros/ravnica block and this guy is just the perfect closer. him teamed up with rakdos crackler and rakdos freak... chef kiss.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
thats a book too?
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
it also doesn't suck. it looks fine.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
It hits worse when it says “surrounded by loved ones” like awww fuck man that bigot was still loved?
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
From the united way. There are currently 28 vacant homes for every one person experiencing homelessness in the U.S. There's such an easy solution to the homelessness crisis and thats just giving people a home and healthcare (mental, physical, etc). The way Charlie talks about people is elitist.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
yeah this is like a perfect reactionary gateway into medical control. the chuds will fall for the anti-trans shit but end up having their opioid usage in government hands which could then be used to deny them a job or whatever.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
On a classical music kick while I work today. This is beautiful. youtu.be/eVGiiwZiP9M?...
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
Jurassic Park. It's better than all the movies.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
This one fucked with me. Had no idea where it was going and then I felt like I wanted to throw up and not from anything gory but brutality.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
this is class warfare in a literal sense.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
i feel bad norman didn't get real pizza.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
There is something holy about fossils.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
blow your brains out on live tv and you'll get to "heaven"
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
i think that lady who demanded George RR Martin to resign and give the books to Brandon Sanderson should resign from reading. If the stories aren't finished your life isn't over, grow up its just fucking words. Read a new book, jerk off, do something else then harass an old guy.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
I'm happy Stanley Kubrick is dead.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
ok Taylor I'll vote Cuomo. Now please let me die in peace.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewvR...
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
pulls out doing Fortnite dances
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
sometimes i wonder if this site is just palantir through layers.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
Barr minimum for holding a conversation: Kojima and Tarantino on feet
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
That rocks and they act like it’s a bad thing. I just hope no one got hurt.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
My impression of a young man trying to flirt with a girl at a party in 2009 and the only thing he knows about her is that she watches Dexter. “Nice eyes mutha fuckah”
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok so Israel is killing sick children instead of helping them. Great job assholes
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Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s so fucking funny, thought process must have been. “IMMA NOT A TANKIE!!” Blocks.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
That new AFI song is kinda wild. Full of David Lynch references with a dark gothic U2 sound.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
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Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
Probably going to be wrong but that caught stealing film by Darren Aronofsky looks kinda boring and bad
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve thought about this brand way too much. Like is the baby bojorn and/or ergo baby too feminine or gay? Do you want your baby to look like a flak jacket? Is the baby acting as an armor plate? Does the carrier work well in highly kinetic situations in Mogadishu?
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah he would approach the character too seriously and try to find what sex means to the character were as mark is a sexual golden retriever and is like "what if job was busting nuts with a big dick." not discounting mark's performance in the darker half of the film but I don't think Leo could do it
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
haven't seen it in years but I can't see Leo doing that scene where mark is like "I can get hard again" or whatever the line is. god what a bad movie that would have been.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0tM...
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
oh boy I didn't realize how bad Joe was with this topic. hes doing the white supremacy aliens or white people did it thing whole heartedly. youtu.be/JK4Fo6m9C9M
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi Ubuntu
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
I think magic the gathering was cooler when it made novels which each set. Did I read those? no but I wish I did. There's something cool about a card game having a novel related to the lore of the game.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
Joe Rogan thinks Atlantis is real and aliens made it for us.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
here's a 4 hour hbomberguy video on Tony talerico
Ursula K. Le Guin Bot (@leguinbot.bsky.social) reposted
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
Pedo Con theory strikes
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
personally i think its more of a way to add an economic shock and send money to the 1%. are their some politicians who think AI will solve the "crisis" of having gov workers? sure why not but the smart ones know its just a tool to purge and bring back workers with lower wages. "an ai can do it"
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
trex with a boner
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
i wish they weren't getting paid.
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
Cloacas are cool
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
Is there any benefit to using this against the right wing though for like propaganda reasons? It’s not like a Trump grandma is gonna fact check her grandson.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
It’s pretty wild that there was a best selling book where the thesis was that if you did something for 10,000 hours you’d end up being pretty good at it, and that it was marketed as a book for smart people looking for insights
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social) reply parent
Felt it I heard this shit in like 2014 and thought “yeah that sounds about right”
Bert Handsome (@vekzero.bsky.social)
Kinda happy I did this and listened to trans folks. That community really called it and by called it I mean use a minimum amount of critical thinking (2+2=4 type shit) to see what would happen if these absurd gender policing was normalized.