Derek

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Yeah, they're gonna be real popular about 15 years ago.

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You know I can see this, right?

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He joins Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan. 🙄

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Epstein tanned.

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The classiest administration in the history of administrations.

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"Was the 11-year-old here legally?" Kristi Noem, probably.

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Wine is the answer.

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Maybe something for a flat Arch.

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"None of those cities are south of the Mason-Dixon Line, of course."

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So, this fast?

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Real pros use their hands.

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Hopefully, this will end the sequels.

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I think those two guys are always at Dunkins.

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Women's underwear?

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The GOP wants to end funding for SNAP. That money is needed to fly fighter jets over college football stadiums.

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There are living people rolling over in their graves.

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When Raleigh or Schwarber strike-out nine in five innings, they can join the discussion.

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Excellent.

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Looking forward to the National Guard patrolling Trousdale Estates.

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Can't wait for this funeral! Time to polish-up the tuba.

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Sums it up nicely.

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They better put a drain in her grave.

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I’m gonna go out on a limb and suggest it was easy access to firearms.

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Form an orderly queue, ladies.

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Huh?

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Damn, we were SO close.

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Meanwhile, the Federal government nabbed a pair of house painters in the parking lot.

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Everyday is National Dog Day.

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Time to get the boy some drums.

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And they wonder why little girls thump them.

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Legend.

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Home of the… (checks notes)… Normans!

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I've seen something like this before.

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Don't tell the president.

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Temu sells planes?

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This is a fantastic opportunity to get American children into the cigarette business.

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No.

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Turns out the Trump Kool-Aid is Gin and Juice.

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Tin soldiers and Nixon comin' We're finally on our own... www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

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I'd deport him solely for putting frosting on a burger.

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Epstein was the aggressor.

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No shit?

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That depiction is generous.

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Money?

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Well, he certainly has the hair plugs for the role.

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Can’t wait to see him at the stadium.

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But works 10 times harder.

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Legend.

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What’s with not knowing what a plate is?

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Effort? 🙄

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Hit it again.

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😶

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Me pregunto dónde?

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And BBQ sauce on their bibs.

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Team Horse.

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What's with all the urns? How many prostitutes has he murdered?

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Nice work, Ohio.

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Maybe they didn’t hear Trump ended the hostilities and is getting a Nobel Peace Prize.

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The Brewers leave themselves out.

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Hoax!

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Huge! 🙄

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Just how fat do you have to be to be one of these guys?

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How do the fat guys get jobs?

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Imagine that guy at Dodger Stadium. 🤣

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Mierda gorda.

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Good thing he added “in law” lest we make a moronic assumption.

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😂

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I settled 12 wars AND my mom's an astronaut.

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To eat? BLT, probably. To throw? One of those Molotov Cocktail sandwiches on week-old caraway rye.

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Now, if only there were some crimes.