Hey ho. The dress rehearsal was fun whilst it lasted…
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Hey ho. The dress rehearsal was fun whilst it lasted…
I can’t believe Greggs hasn’t knocked out a hot-cross bun/flag combo yet.
I think the real message here is to always use cleaning products in well ventilated areas.
Is it screwed up that every time I hear Paul Young on the radio I think of Gino Di Campo and guitars??
Can you get hand enlargement surgery??
Nice ikkle trip out in Saltaire… Film showing and Q&A from Lomper afterwards…
This is tabloid-level photo selection. Whoever chose that needs to do better.
I doubt he’d let it leave his garden…
“Trump….demanded that his male employees have a “certain look.” Does that make Miller the equivalent of a DEI hire?
A week of painkillers has moderated the urges to Honda Goldwings now ffs….but have settled on a new vacuum cleaner, which arrives tomorrow…quite excited.
After coming off a general anaesthetic, I seem to have spent all night browsing Autotrader for camper vans? I’ve never wanted a camper van??
He’ll get there…he’s still hitting strawberries with hammers
Did the winner get a bottle of Tesco champagne?
Looks like he’s trying to explain to himself how elections work….you’d have thought one of the three parties he’s represented would have told him 🤷♂️
Is it a commemorative potty on the shelf below??
Madeley is the other end. Talented dog tbf.
My very existence could have revolved around how that card was received.
Surprised they got to the wedding tbh.. #stillclearingoutcrap
Nigel Mansell has a new book out?? Great news.
“Open Mike” night…
Damn…just made mistake of humming the theme tune. That’s going to be with me all afternoon now!
Please tell me it’s called a Wood Muff
Looks like he arrived by bus and forgotten that he’s got off.
“Calls pour in” was right there for the taking…
Someone had to pull some strings to get that through the system.
Would have been more appropriate at Queen’s a few weeks back, surely.
Back again ….sigh
Doncentration camp?
I’m recreating the experience of camping next to “Oliver, estate agent from Chester”, by setting an alarm.
A Dairylea triangle…only allowed in a sandwich.
Clearing my folks stuff out now, and it would look like a QVC pop-up store.
That’ll be why the seeds aren’t seeding….
The real stuff? Leaving home with sod all life skills, my prep for the day used to be instant mash and brown sauce.
People should mind their own bus-iness. (ffs, that’s lame 🤭)
Of course he does…
Click bait!
Eugh..some things you just can’t unsee! 😬
Beautifully put. Have you considered a sideline in CV writing? 😁
You mean you don’t always look for your name in a word puzzle?? I do, and sometimes look for my own as well 😁 (Yup, you can have a pass!)
Ha…I wasn’t going to mention it 😁 There’s also Rufus, but I assume you did see that!
Foxhounds - savoury
Yep…2 (surprised myself tbh)
They’re going out on a limb there.
This is what jazz would be if it were a language.
“Don’t forget your keys, Andre” “Got ‘em”
Hard to think this is 18 yrs old, yet more topical than ever 🤷♂️ youtu.be/LZkAoosVLkA?...
keming: (noun) The result of poor kerning
Has he seen a modern factory? Does it take much training to oil a robot?
And a couple of flag poles he probably won’t pay for
They’re not baps, rolls, cobs or buns, they’re….
And seats…and loos that aren’t in a different postcode.
Why do I do this to myself.
Don’t forget Dick Trickle…nascar driver who also had a hole drilled in his helmet (!) so he could smoke during the race.
When he parks up on the far right of politics, surely everything looks ‘left’ to him??
Good of her to lettuce know.
Ah….simpler times!
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What odds on boots on the ground in Greenland soon, under the pretence of not relying on China for minerals, and to change the front pages? He’s backed his ass into a corner…and he’s certainly mad enough.
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Jackson Bollock?
I fear it’s even deeper than that. The specifics might have been hard to predict, but it was clear which direction he would drag the US, yet 70M+ *still* liked what they saw enough to vote him in.
It always seems lazy to call him a idiot, but he really is a grade A, world class idiot.
Don’t look back…
And bruised ribs from the pushing and shoving about who ended up having to sit on the nobbly bits.
We had to pair up and stand underneath our partner. I’ve only just realised we were in place of a crash mat.
That’s why his articles are all hits.
Goodbye USA…was fun whilst you lasted :-(
How quick do grapes grow over there ffs?
I guess ‘disintegrate’ was too long a word for him?
You’re optimistic that this is all of it !
Odd hotel. No TV, no desk, but….a bunny with a leather choker?
To this day, this is still the best timed delivery of ‘twat’ on national TV
vole.wtf/styscraper/
youtu.be/qXnlWeY5Gw4?...
Looks like his submarine left without him about 40 years ago.
Did he eat live bees for breakfast?
…except one drunk guy shouting ‘garlic bread’
After X-it, some of the vids that made me chuckle over there
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Can you push him over again when he starts to get up? It’s what Paul Young would want.
