The Noles?
The Noles?
I’m going to buy this
slightly diminish a band: Stone Temple Flight Attendants
TAke a look, ya’ll: SQUAWK_4346.jpeg
I’m very mad now
very carefully
bug balls
Yes and it’s good
yaas
theres a nonzero chance that when all is said and done elon musk gets deported
More like YAWN-lly (idk)
I’m afraid so
Yes and they often said “yeehaw”
That’s a balk
Wasaaaaaaaaaa
We vastly underestimate how many stupid people there are. Also the depths of their stupidity.
Faf de Klerk
Pax Postana
how many offensive linemen am I allowed
Thank you Shingy!
Magoon Gwath
Wasaaaaaaa
Oh’s stolen valor
They will send you a video of a goblin-like creature shaking a box that has clearly been opened and clumsily resealed. The word “prize?” will be scrawled across the side in childish handwriting. Then you will buy…
I’m imagining more of a flume situation
now that you mention it yeah
Y
Haunted knowing that Calista is sitting on the opposite side of this grimace-off.
Spoon? Fork? Chop sticks?
Casino Royale is close to perfect.
Barbara Broccoli
Hey Abbott!!!!
We could all see it coming. Doesn’t make it any less rewarding to watch.
Piss?
Rap battle in 2005: - small venue, two guys on stage - one guy uses wordplay to insinuate he had sex with the other guy’s mom - a couple of guys in the crowd go “ohhh” Rap battle in 2025: - write a masterpiece about a guy you don’t like being a pedophile - sweep Grammys - Super Bowl victory lap
NAME: Mekhi Becton MEASURABLES: - Damn - Hoo boy - *whistles*
He would get so mad
Counterpoint: yes it is
What’s worse is he’ll then claim that “COBOL is simple” and that he’ll “fix it himself.”
Wives loathe us honing
Running this up the flagpole
It took me two hours to wrap five rectangular presents last night and I’m just gonna lose it.
welcome to the cocktagon
The only way to learn is to keep posting
Art of the deal
Air Force ,for example
WAP
OUT: cream soda
Have you heard about any cool new grocery drops?
Very rare for the Celsius and Gutzy emergence cycles to intersect. Ancient tribes observed this and considered it a holy event.
They come out of the earth, out of plants, out of our things and out of our bodies, not new but only previously hidden or perhaps inchoate. I drink them gladly so that they may recede again.
Gosh I don’t know
You simply gotta hand it to him
fargond the detestable cur
I like the big suits
I wish businesses would just name themselves after what they are
Is this a new bit?
Tag yourself
Wasaaaaaa
This is actually a good album
Testing
What about blort.com
Tag yourself, I’m wheelchair sinbad
PUSSY IN BIO
1 million
Was the only cool thing Trump ever did
mfw the Canada is dry as hell 😮💨
Creed
Rednex
Go Mets
git commit -am “this is perfect” git commit —amend git commit —amend git commit —amend git commit —amend git commit —amend
Guy is absolutely blazed out of his mind at 1pm in a children’s restaurant
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ
bruh moment imo
Average bluesky poster bit when
smh threads copying us again, we've been logging people out randomly for months
Loved the article but small mistake: there is no way In Rainbows came out 17 years ago! Also I am not old!!!
I stand ready
How about 7? 8? Ha yeah you like it.
Dudes rock
I’ll raise you an emerald green Pontiac Aztek.
Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Could you imagine if a migrant also did a crime? Hell, they’d probably just migrate again instead of sticking around to take responsibility!
Just putting more money back into the pockets of people who eat dinner at 4pm
GAARGE!!!!
A little more time to put some last minute bugs in
Get his (the phone) ass
Do’er
tough start to the weekend
Some fediverse guy accused a bluesky bridge developer of having a “rapist mindset” on GitHub today lmao.
The fighting is ridiculous. Both have their purpose! Bluesky when I want some Twitter nostalgia. Mastodon when I want to use something that is stupid and works bad. 💙💜
Absolutely brutal 2nd half.