Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
9am on the first of September and I've already had two American companies about pumpkin spice.
Just here for the snacks Music, cartoons, gaming, football, laughs, art, cars, bikes, ads, design, movies, snacks... I make ads and stuff at https://www.sellsell.co.uk/ I draw stupid shit at https://www.instagram.com/vanwildhorne/
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9am on the first of September and I've already had two American companies about pumpkin spice.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
This year's Reading headliners in full: Scrappie Pea Jesmond and the Indesit XRTIS2 Driving In a Car On a Road Chanelle Bloo FL Robb Limp Bizkit
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Shout out to everyone merging routes 1 and 2
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Middle-class punk band names: Bad Avocados 4 Non-Boarders Charging-Point Queue Jumpers The Substitute Items
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Three-word horror story: Update System Software
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That is wonderful
Fearless! (@fearless1957.bsky.social) reposted
youtu.be/-v9OrU7mKak?... 🎵Now listen to the musical 🎶
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
A post by Dave Trott reminded me of this wonderful ad from the time when I was nipper, Co-burns-Cockburns and that killer punchline has been stuck in my brain ever since... www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rO...
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Got into a 'discussion' about ads on LinkedIn, please can somebody come and take my computer away from me
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Anyone feeling gruntled?
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
We could meet net zero next week if we just binned all the dashcam videos off the internet
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
When you write 'shake well' on a pack, you have to accept that everyone has their own interpretation of what well shaken means
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Wow, crazy that pain au chocolate is the same in French as it is in English
Ed Newton-Rex (@ednewtonrex.bsky.social) reposted
Fantastic ending to Baroness Kidron's speech in the House of Lords yesterday, which led to the government's defeat on AI & copyright. Speaking the UK's creators: "Their property, their labour, is worthy of your protection - because apart from anything else, it is not ours to give away."
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Good question
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Good morning!
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Good morning world!
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Plank, divvy, muppet all worth a mention
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Not just by being in one of those positions. Some of them will, some won't.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Being in a position to decide which ideas get made isn't a qualification in anything. Neither is having come up with an idea.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Quite like that alpen ad you know
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
In a way it's flattering that AI companies are spending millions of dollars and thousands of processing hours trying to get a computer to do what I do with a pencil and notepad. But surely there's something far more productive they could be doing with all that effort and budget?
Smooth Dunk (@smoothdunk2.bsky.social) reposted
right winger getting cancelled vs. trans person getting cancelled
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
One reason I always like(d) good US tv advertising over UK stuff is that it always seems like they are having a lot more fun. Our ad guys and girls would be stroking their chins going hmmm very clever nicely shot while the yanks would going waaaasssaappppp!
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Robert Crumb cartoon, the history of America (obviously starts well into the history...)
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the skill of persuading chief execs not to do a piece to camera
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh yes, the beefier cousin...
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
đź«
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm going to get myself an AC Ace
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Has anyone considered the possibility that Donald Trump is in fact the world's greatest performance artist?
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Lord
b3ta (@b3ta.com) reposted
✨ Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11416629 From the 'Topical Movies' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/topicalmovies/popular/ #TopicalMovies
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
"Several illustrated protest posters" this is actual genius
The Hard Times (@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social) reposted
Tense Moment as “Used to Skate” Guy Comes Face to Face With “Used to Box” Guy in Employee Breakroom thehardtimes.net/culture/tens...
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
@printiprinter.bsky.social is this you?
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
That is the literal translation of kumbaya
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed, and news outlets report they don't want to work and will never be able to afford to buy a normal family home. It's mystery I tell you!
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Liverpool weren't at the races yesterday, I think the run of games was just too much in the end. 4 games squeezed into 12 days, one is away in Europe, one is 120 minutes against probably the most physically demanding team in Europe. Miraculous that they were still in the game in the final minute tbh
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
McFly!!
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Just checked my 2020-2050 Sports Almanac and we win today
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Mmm I just could do with a nice bag of pomfret cakes, I haven't had any Spanish in a while
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, that's ball playing twice FML
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect what is holding Branthwaite back is not having experience playing in a modern system where the CB has a lot of responsibility for ball playing, on the ball decision-making and ball playing. Hopefully he will get that opportunity somewhere.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Branthwaite is a very good player, and objectively better than Burn. Would be in there for my money. Quansah is also an exceptional talent and with the England pedigree to back it up
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
TAA obvs doh
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there another reason to be here? 1 is all I need
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Bit tough on Quansah there although I suspect either he or Burn don't get called up if TTA was fit
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
is just staring at a map
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
My OH has a nearly complete news blackout. I've tried to block out all US news since the beginning of the year. Dilemma is that as a collective it is important to know what's going on, but individually impotent rage/despair is no good for us.
Neil Atkinson (@knoxharrington.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
You can argue there are 2 key activities to football clubs - chasing sporting glory or acting as community vehicles. I think clever regulation would allow clubs to nominate which. I think they aren't mutually exclusive but it is fair to say that Manchester United are failing at both of them.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel you. Blissful ignorance is underrated...
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't deny the cookies without paying. I read it sometimes but this is enough of a barrier to not bother any more
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
The Guardian is now making people pay to reject personalised advertising... what a wonderful world
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Please check out our MySpace
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
The greatest ever guitar sound could well be in Soma by The Smashing Pumpkins
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Very good ⬇️
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Turned it back on
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Turned my phone off
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice one, Dave. This is one of my main bugbears with current ad discourse, especially on LamedIn - show us using examples of your own work, bucko. Look forward to listening (and what a portfolio of work).
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
America under trump: Mac’n’cheese-eating surrender monkeys
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Looks extremely good
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Delicioso
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
One of my favourite ads when I was still an aspiring adman... (came out when X files was huge here in the UK) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lso-...
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
I wonder if the people who wrote that Polestar ad have ever seen the VW ad that is essentially the same?
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CBB - Could be better
deancartoons.bsky.social (@deancartoons.bsky.social) reposted
Was very saddened to hear of the passing of the brilliant cartoonist Colin Whittock. Thank you for the work you left behind and the words of encouragement.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Andrew, much appreciated ❤️
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reposted
Stuart Polkinghorne (1974-2025) World Champion. Dad. Brother. Mate. Engineer. Racer. Businessman. Multiple Lawn Mower Racing Champion (3 BLMRA World Championships, 5 North West group 3 titles, 2 outright wins of the 6 hour). Expert Racing Lawn Mower builder. Love you, little bro.
Prem Sikka (@premnsikka.bsky.social) reposted
England's water industry owned by companies with over 1,100 criminal convictions since 1989. Examples: United Utilities 205 Thames Water 187 South West Water 174 Anglian Water 128 Yorkshire Water 125 Southern Water 119 People forced to hand more money to criminals? Now they are not even fined.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Stanley. 50 years old. Way too young. Tragic.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, F. ❤️
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Will. He was, and he was.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Dan
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, much appreciate. Yes, way too young.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, lovely. Is it on the app now? Which one?
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, is that Procreate?
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks mate, so proud of him x
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Please share this far and wide, gang
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)
Stuart Polkinghorne (1974-2025) World Champion. Dad. Brother. Mate. Engineer. Racer. Businessman. Multiple Lawn Mower Racing Champion (3 BLMRA World Championships, 5 North West group 3 titles, 2 outright wins of the 6 hour). Expert Racing Lawn Mower builder. Love you, little bro.
Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes that’s a bit much tbh