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Vic Polkinghorne

@vicpolky.bsky.social

Just here for the snacks Music, cartoons, gaming, football, laughs, art, cars, bikes, ads, design, movies, snacks... I make ads and stuff at https://www.sellsell.co.uk/ I draw stupid shit at https://www.instagram.com/vanwildhorne/

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)

9am on the first of September and I've already had two American companies about pumpkin spice.

1/9/2025, 9:57:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This year's Reading headliners in full: Scrappie Pea Jesmond and the Indesit XRTIS2 Driving In a Car On a Road Chanelle Bloo FL Robb Limp Bizkit

22/8/2025, 2:00:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bit of classic Larson. Have a good Tuesday...

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19/8/2025, 4:04:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shout out to everyone merging routes 1 and 2

25/7/2025, 4:00:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bit of classic Larson to brighten up this day...

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23/7/2025, 5:28:06 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Middle-class punk band names: Bad Avocados 4 Non-Boarders Charging-Point Queue Jumpers The Substitute Items

17/7/2025, 2:13:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three-word horror story: Update System Software

15/7/2025, 9:51:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is wonderful

11/7/2025, 3:39:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fearless! (@fearless1957.bsky.social) reposted

youtu.be/-v9OrU7mKak?... 🎵Now listen to the musical 🎶

10/7/2025, 8:27:03 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)

A post by Dave Trott reminded me of this wonderful ad from the time when I was nipper, Co-burns-Cockburns and that killer punchline has been stuck in my brain ever since... www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rO...

11/7/2025, 3:29:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got into a 'discussion' about ads on LinkedIn, please can somebody come and take my computer away from me

11/7/2025, 2:30:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone feeling gruntled?

27/6/2025, 2:22:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We could meet net zero next week if we just binned all the dashcam videos off the internet

30/5/2025, 11:13:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you write 'shake well' on a pack, you have to accept that everyone has their own interpretation of what well shaken means

30/5/2025, 10:24:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)

One of my favourites, by Dave Coverly

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29/5/2025, 12:14:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, crazy that pain au chocolate is the same in French as it is in English

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19/5/2025, 2:53:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Newton-Rex (@ednewtonrex.bsky.social) reposted

Fantastic ending to Baroness Kidron's speech in the House of Lords yesterday, which led to the government's defeat on AI & copyright. Speaking the UK's creators: "Their property, their labour, is worthy of your protection - because apart from anything else, it is not ours to give away."

13/5/2025, 4:41:30 PM | 3036 996 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent

Good question

30/4/2025, 11:51:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning!

30/4/2025, 9:01:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning world!

28/4/2025, 10:28:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plank, divvy, muppet all worth a mention

25/4/2025, 10:24:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not just by being in one of those positions. Some of them will, some won't.

24/4/2025, 3:54:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being in a position to decide which ideas get made isn't a qualification in anything. Neither is having come up with an idea.

24/4/2025, 3:51:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends

24/4/2025, 3:46:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quite like that alpen ad you know

23/4/2025, 7:59:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a way it's flattering that AI companies are spending millions of dollars and thousands of processing hours trying to get a computer to do what I do with a pencil and notepad. But surely there's something far more productive they could be doing with all that effort and budget?

17/4/2025, 10:33:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Smooth Dunk (@smoothdunk2.bsky.social) reposted

right winger getting cancelled vs. trans person getting cancelled

4 panel comic titled Right Winger getting cancelled Panel 1: Newspaper headline: I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED. Subheading: Bront Fondant speaks exclusively to the Times. Panel 2: Bront Fondant speaking on BBC Radio: “…Forced into silence” Panel 3: Bront Fondant talking to Sky News: “Unseen. Unheard.” Panel 4: Bront Fondant giving a speech in front of a huge audience. He screams “CONDEMNED to live in OBSCURITY” 4 panel comic titled Trans Person Getting Cancelled Panel 1: Is empty Panel 2: Is empty Panel 3: Is empty Panel 4: Is empty
16/4/2025, 1:37:42 PM | 4082 1379 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too late... things have moved on...

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15/4/2025, 4:06:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile...

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15/4/2025, 1:54:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*sound of a man hastily packing a suitcase*

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11/4/2025, 3:33:51 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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One reason I always like(d) good US tv advertising over UK stuff is that it always seems like they are having a lot more fun. Our ad guys and girls would be stroking their chins going hmmm very clever nicely shot while the yanks would going waaaasssaappppp!

11/4/2025, 1:20:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Robert Crumb cartoon, the history of America (obviously starts well into the history...)

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10/4/2025, 5:27:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the skill of persuading chief execs not to do a piece to camera

9/4/2025, 5:19:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh yes, the beefier cousin...

8/4/2025, 12:59:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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đź« 

8/4/2025, 12:58:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm going to get myself an AC Ace

8/4/2025, 10:02:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has anyone considered the possibility that Donald Trump is in fact the world's greatest performance artist?

3/4/2025, 6:01:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lord

2/4/2025, 2:01:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture b3ta (@b3ta.com) reposted

✨ Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11416629 From the 'Topical Movies' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/topicalmovies/popular/ #TopicalMovies

b3ta loves the way you move
1/4/2025, 11:18:00 AM | 27 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Several illustrated protest posters" this is actual genius

1/4/2025, 9:10:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Hard Times (@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social) reposted

Tense Moment as “Used to Skate” Guy Comes Face to Face With “Used to Box” Guy in Employee Breakroom thehardtimes.net/culture/tens...

25/3/2025, 1:54:09 PM | 59 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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@printiprinter.bsky.social is this you?

25/3/2025, 9:33:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is the literal translation of kumbaya

20/3/2025, 4:12:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/3/2025, 10:52:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you know you know

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18/3/2025, 5:44:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed, and news outlets report they don't want to work and will never be able to afford to buy a normal family home. It's mystery I tell you!

18/3/2025, 2:04:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)

Liverpool weren't at the races yesterday, I think the run of games was just too much in the end. 4 games squeezed into 12 days, one is away in Europe, one is 120 minutes against probably the most physically demanding team in Europe. Miraculous that they were still in the game in the final minute tbh

17/3/2025, 10:46:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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McFly!!

16/3/2025, 6:31:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social)

Just checked my 2020-2050 Sports Almanac and we win today

16/3/2025, 2:56:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mmm I just could do with a nice bag of pomfret cakes, I haven't had any Spanish in a while

14/3/2025, 6:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, that's ball playing twice FML

14/3/2025, 4:04:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suspect what is holding Branthwaite back is not having experience playing in a modern system where the CB has a lot of responsibility for ball playing, on the ball decision-making and ball playing. Hopefully he will get that opportunity somewhere.

14/3/2025, 4:01:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Branthwaite is a very good player, and objectively better than Burn. Would be in there for my money. Quansah is also an exceptional talent and with the England pedigree to back it up

14/3/2025, 3:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TAA obvs doh

14/3/2025, 2:24:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there another reason to be here? 1 is all I need

14/3/2025, 2:20:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bit tough on Quansah there although I suspect either he or Burn don't get called up if TTA was fit

14/3/2025, 2:19:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/3/2025, 10:08:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/3/2025, 5:15:04 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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is just staring at a map

12/3/2025, 3:41:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some more lovely grand Larsony

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11/3/2025, 3:32:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My OH has a nearly complete news blackout. I've tried to block out all US news since the beginning of the year. Dilemma is that as a collective it is important to know what's going on, but individually impotent rage/despair is no good for us.

11/3/2025, 12:28:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neil Atkinson (@knoxharrington.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

You can argue there are 2 key activities to football clubs - chasing sporting glory or acting as community vehicles. I think clever regulation would allow clubs to nominate which. I think they aren't mutually exclusive but it is fair to say that Manchester United are failing at both of them.

11/3/2025, 11:38:37 AM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vic Polkinghorne (@vicpolky.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel you. Blissful ignorance is underrated...

11/3/2025, 12:06:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can't deny the cookies without paying. I read it sometimes but this is enough of a barrier to not bother any more

11/3/2025, 11:45:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Guardian is now making people pay to reject personalised advertising... what a wonderful world

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11/3/2025, 11:23:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please check out our MySpace

7/3/2025, 10:31:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The greatest ever guitar sound could well be in Soma by The Smashing Pumpkins

7/3/2025, 11:43:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very good ⬇️

7/3/2025, 10:49:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turned it back on

3/3/2025, 11:43:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turned my phone off

3/3/2025, 11:14:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Erasmus after spending 10 minutes on LinkedIn

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2/3/2025, 1:40:48 PM | 290 57 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice one, Dave. This is one of my main bugbears with current ad discourse, especially on LamedIn - show us using examples of your own work, bucko. Look forward to listening (and what a portfolio of work).

28/2/2025, 3:08:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You're not so special, we lose every week"

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28/2/2025, 11:22:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema

24/2/2025, 11:45:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America under trump: Mac’n’cheese-eating surrender monkeys

23/2/2025, 1:28:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks extremely good

20/2/2025, 7:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delicioso

20/2/2025, 6:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of my favourite ads when I was still an aspiring adman... (came out when X files was huge here in the UK) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lso-...

20/2/2025, 10:52:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic Larson

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19/2/2025, 11:23:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if the people who wrote that Polestar ad have ever seen the VW ad that is essentially the same?

19/2/2025, 7:24:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CBB - Could be better

19/2/2025, 11:29:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Learning in the advertising business

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Profile picture deancartoons.bsky.social (@deancartoons.bsky.social) reposted

Was very saddened to hear of the passing of the brilliant cartoonist Colin Whittock. Thank you for the work you left behind and the words of encouragement.

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Thanks Andrew, much appreciated ❤️

10/2/2025, 10:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stuart Polkinghorne (1974-2025) World Champion. Dad. Brother. Mate. Engineer. Racer. Businessman. Multiple Lawn Mower Racing Champion (3 BLMRA World Championships, 5 North West group 3 titles, 2 outright wins of the 6 hour). Expert Racing Lawn Mower builder. Love you, little bro.

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Profile picture Prem Sikka (@premnsikka.bsky.social) reposted

England's water industry owned by companies with over 1,100 criminal convictions since 1989. Examples: United Utilities 205 Thames Water 187 South West Water 174 Anglian Water 128 Yorkshire Water 125 Southern Water 119 People forced to hand more money to criminals? Now they are not even fined.

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Thanks, Stanley. 50 years old. Way too young. Tragic.

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Awesome

7/2/2025, 9:59:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, F. ❤️

7/2/2025, 4:56:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, Will. He was, and he was.

7/2/2025, 4:55:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, Dan

7/2/2025, 4:55:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, much appreciate. Yes, way too young.

7/2/2025, 4:55:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, lovely. Is it on the app now? Which one?

7/2/2025, 4:54:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, is that Procreate?

7/2/2025, 4:44:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks mate, so proud of him x

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Please share this far and wide, gang

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Stuart Polkinghorne (1974-2025) World Champion. Dad. Brother. Mate. Engineer. Racer. Businessman. Multiple Lawn Mower Racing Champion (3 BLMRA World Championships, 5 North West group 3 titles, 2 outright wins of the 6 hour). Expert Racing Lawn Mower builder. Love you, little bro.

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Yes that’s a bit much tbh

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