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Slept in a Rush shirt, woke up floating on a raft down the river with a black guy.
Slept in an April Wine shirt.... Oooowatanite
Gaaaahhhhh
Laura loomer done licked him clean. Overgroomed like a stressed out pussy
Trump saying “I’m going in” (Chicago) like he’s some kind of badass instead of a grandpa who needs his meds & a nap
WE HAVE GREAT TEACHERS, MANY OF WHOM ARE WANTING TO SEE THE EPSTEIN FILES IN THEIR ENTIRETY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Oh, well. It was beautiful while it lasted.
He looks like shit And his leper hand is not healing.
No one can hear you scream in space pants…
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT SPACE PANTS. I AM WEARING SPACE PANTS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Is Gampy going to come out with a Onion on his belt today? "Which was the fashion in his day"
He is going to pronounce himself....
Almost time 🎶he's going to tell he's going to tell🎵
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
🎶Indians Fever, it starts with the very first inning Indians Fever, it starts from the very beginning The Hits, the Runs, THE FUMBLING OF THE BALL BY WHACKING THE FREAKING POLE WTF🎵
It’s funny how obsessed with golden things PEDOTUS is, whereas the best aspect of golden has been his silence the last few days.
if you film Laura Loomer at 24fps the video becomes found footage
Give RFK Jr time, he’s working on it.
Someone please kill me right now.
The Leader of the Free World should ideally look like a confused, hairless, gasping, mouth-breathing carp surfacing after an inexplicable week-long sabbatical from his incessant lethal blathering and scurrilous inanities. Everything is cool. The media is fine. This is amazingly normal.
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
Everyone has their song list for when it happens, but Choke by I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME is the anticipation of it song for me:
Literally nursing. He had those big filthy saggers out, and was screaming at the baby eagles to “SUCKLE AT THE TEATS OF FREEDOM!”
😱😱😱😱 They look so menacing NUTZ
End of an era. Final Modesto Nuts home game earlier today. Any fans here?
The celebration of his impending death?
😱😱😱
I say we throw him in a pond and if he drowns, he was Trump
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news? "He is dead.....
Have we checked to see if Castellanos has went yard today?
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
So, I hear Trump is pining for the fjords.
Beautiful plumage on the turd
me when i realize how big 850,000 cubic yards of contaminated sediment actually is
WE CAN OUTBREED THEM!!!! 🎶potato headed Charlie was no friend of mine Over three of his eyes and the liquor store Over four of his eyes and the liquor store Over five of his eyes and the liquor store Over six of his eyes and the liquor store...... Half an hour later she had frenched his fry🎵
who even thinks like this? Well, obviously, Mr. Potato Head, but...
DiGiorno?? More like DiBurno the roof of my mouth, amirite?
🤣🤣🤣
Well, he can trot out "not all confederate were bad people" or ......
🤔🤣
Maybe it's Maybelline's turn🤪
If this was truly about preventing abortions they would be handing out condoms, not putting up posters
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Its a day ending in "Y". Which idiot will say something stupid first? Worm Brain Or LEPER HAND?
Gary Bell, 1969 #SeattlePilots #Baseball
ALL the Yakety Sax
Omar Moreno & Craig Reynolds, 1979 #Pirates #Astros #Baseball
JESUS FUCK A BAGPIPE!!!🤦🏻♂️
Needs more yakety sax
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
It's funny because it's true ;) #CrackerBarrel #DonaldTrump
Anal Malaria
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them? This is an insane person.
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
They specifically uploaded the 'NUMIDENT' file. This record includes your name, social security number, your birth date, your birth place, your parents' names and social security numbers, gender, and immigration status. The security threat is profound.
How's those "thoughts and prayers" working out?
Brb shopping for a leopard print singlet and sandals
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Yes, the bad tangerine accusing someone else of Mortgage fraud is beyond parody. Absolute nonsense.
This is the second day in a row he’s said this. This is an intentional normalization effort.
Trump is keeping his right hand below the table so the camera can't see it
"Comfort women. Problem. Korea. Japan. Kimono. Komodo. Kokomo. They want to get on. Don't you want to go? We'll take it fast. We'll take it slow. Way down in Kosovo. Cracker collateral bish'n cutter" THIS JIBBERISH BROUGHT TO YOU BY DEMENTIA DON
Guardians offense be like
Guardians baseball be like
Little two WEEK shitting himself again
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Facehugger pwease
He is so hiding his right hand today Must be hideous. CONCEITED OLD MAN WHO IS EVERYWHERE ON THE EPSTEIN LIST CANT STAND UP AND HAS A GROTESQUE HAND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Trump: "Some are in solid confinement, because there are killers." (The word Trump was looking for is "solitary")
The DOJ released the security video of Epstein's jail in parts so they could take out anything inconvenient. The DOJ released the Maxwell/Blanche transcript in parts so they could take out anything inconvenient. Such an obvious cover-up.
I'm hoping the transparently disgusting deal made between Epstein's old best friend and his most notorious accomplice is obvious to everyone here.
The best grass The greenest grass. Grown hippies crying, coming up to HUFFALUMP,tears in their eyes "WE HAVE NEVER WALKED ON GRASS SO SOFT." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All new grass 😹
"I could know. I could not know. I might have pooped my pants. I might not have. PSYCH. I totally pooped. I am the Chief of pacifiers. I am the decider. I am Elmer J Fudd, I own a MarALego and a Lil yachty."
relevant context today that Bolton was highly critical of Trump's meeting with Putin
It’s important to see that Trump didn’t have to push these people too hard to become fully fascist thugs.
70 days until Halloween. #sqrlpix
BREAKING: Golden Corral getting rid of glory holes
Friday before Labor Day weekend, kids. So let's make sure all workers Bees clock in, stress out, raise your blood pressure, and grab a few dollars so you can afford a half dozen eggs and maybe a half tank of gas. 'MERICA!!!!
LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOOO!!!
If you truly think tweets are going to bring down fascism I’ve got a Lincoln to Project you
Tonight on Lifetime Goodbye, Mr. Chips: The Mayor Eric Adams Story
Vaxxed? abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireS...
Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.
We are very far off the cliff, folks. 🇺🇸
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
Those m*therf*ckers We will not be erased
James Dobson died? Woooooooo!
Anna Rosen 