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Vineyard Dawg

@vineyarddawg.bsky.social

Executive Director of hating Florida, back-to-back national champion division. #GoDawgs

created June 26, 2023

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She quesadilla on my 2 quesadilla sides until I Cheerwine float

3/9/2025, 12:07:19 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's guaranteed $30M whether he coaches 1 game or 3 games.

2/9/2025, 7:50:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've only been to Starkville once, but it was fine. Just fine. Not amazing, not that bad, just a town in Mississippi. I would say the cowbells aren't painful, they're just annoying af. Definitely bring earplugs, if for no other reason than just to be prepared.

2/9/2025, 6:56:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, if there's any team that knows about absolutely embarrassing tf out of a hyped-up team in a game that Chris & Kirk are calling, and that is the only game happening that day... ... Well, TCU has experienced that, anyway.

2/9/2025, 2:33:45 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bark at clients, not bosses.* * - I do not do this.

2/9/2025, 1:56:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was only a matter of time, tbh.

2/9/2025, 1:49:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP Also loved him in Maverick

2/9/2025, 12:30:30 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Yes. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."

2/9/2025, 12:12:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#FoccTheDogs?

1/9/2025, 10:06:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rewatching the UGA game, and on the first drive, we went for it on 4th down, converted it by running a speed option play, and then scored a TD on a good old fashioned toss sweep. Surprised more UGA fans didn't need to go see a doctor 4 hours after that.

1/9/2025, 9:23:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HUDDLE HOUSE militias??? /sigh //calls up the Allied Waffle House militias of Northeast Georgia to come defend our honor

1/9/2025, 8:57:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oblig.

1/9/2025, 5:11:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. Next question.

1/9/2025, 12:07:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I gotta wonder if he's doing the voice crack on purpose. I mean, during the time Sid Bream took to get from third base to home, Sean had time to get up, get a glass of water, and drink some before announcing the call at the plate.

1/9/2025, 3:50:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#CollegeKickers (complimentary)

1/9/2025, 3:06:42 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, they got Bethune-Cookman and USF next, and it would totally be a U thing to drop one of those games, so yeah.

1/9/2025, 1:46:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either that, or our offensive line was hot buttered ass wipes.

1/9/2025, 1:45:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call my crazy here, but I feel like this Notre Dame defensive line is not of the same quality as the D-Line we faced in the playoff last year.

1/9/2025, 1:43:38 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(complimentary)

JFC numbers
1/9/2025, 1:40:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok fuck they gave him receivers that can catch.

1/9/2025, 1:13:21 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:55:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was purty pretty, I'll give him that.

1/9/2025, 12:38:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should take bets on who will be the next Georgia castoff that Miami snaps up in hopes that they'll magically fix their shitshow.

1/9/2025, 12:14:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀

1/9/2025, 12:11:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really?

1/9/2025, 12:01:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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/takes long drag off cigarette ... Yeah, that looks familiar.

1/9/2025, 12:00:13 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excelsior.

31/8/2025, 11:07:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My skyline seems to be doing a lot of hollerin' about some things.

31/8/2025, 10:48:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To quote famous SEC commentator Vito Corleone, I wish you well and the best of luck, inasmuch as your interests do not conflict with mine.

31/8/2025, 8:36:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Personally, I was waiting to see if it would get to 11-5.

31/8/2025, 8:30:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bazinga!!

31/8/2025, 8:00:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oof, they let VT get a 3-run homer, that's gonna sting.

South Carolina leading Virginia Tech 7-5 with 13:45 left in the 2nd quarter in a football game. The 7-5 score looks like a baseball score, however.
31/8/2025, 7:59:13 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree. Bama's performance, from a relative standpoint, has been pretty close to U-Dub's under his tenure, right? Looks good for long stretches, then faceplants at strategic times, then usually finds a way to pull out the W, but not always.

31/8/2025, 7:44:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just now turning on the game, looks like Carolina's pitchers are holding up well, yes? Bats seem to be performing, too.

31/8/2025, 7:39:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing useful. Which is exactly the way it should be for a paycheck game.

31/8/2025, 7:38:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs an adult content tag, imo

31/8/2025, 7:36:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll bring sausage balls made with the sausage from our local butcher place, if that's ok.

31/8/2025, 6:32:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FOH with that bullshit. I might actually text him that, lol

31/8/2025, 6:30:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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/nods, starts clearing throat

31/8/2025, 4:59:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol Lewis actively screwing Leclerc as hard as possible?

31/8/2025, 1:46:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YE OLDE DEEf NUTf

31/8/2025, 1:35:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, he's a world champion, don't tell him how to do his job.

31/8/2025, 1:29:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BIRFWHO?

31/8/2025, 12:58:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BIRFDAY MRS SPUR

31/8/2025, 12:54:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nailed it!

31/8/2025, 4:45:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GeauxTigers

31/8/2025, 3:17:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jfc, what an asshole.

31/8/2025, 3:00:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brian Kelly sabotaging his team by calling timeout before a big stop? Wow, what a shock. I'm totally shocked. This is my shocked voice.

31/8/2025, 2:49:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:20:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that's about the worst possible 3-play sequence there for LSU - TD catch called incomplete, after first being called complete but short of a TD - Terrible wasted 3rd down - FG miss where your kicker gets a non-contact injury

31/8/2025, 2:17:13 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit, what a horseshit replay call

31/8/2025, 2:14:40 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's not be hasty: Consider the offensive coordinator of last year's SEC Championship team.

31/8/2025, 2:13:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GEAUX

31/8/2025, 2:12:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oblig.

31/8/2025, 2:06:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kid or the hip?

31/8/2025, 1:53:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having a third gd kid won't help, that's for sure.

31/8/2025, 1:52:14 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp, guess it's time to switch to brown liquor and earn it, then.

31/8/2025, 1:12:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not even the damn good North Dakota team, just disgraceful.

31/8/2025, 1:10:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meep meep?

31/8/2025, 1:06:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who?

31/8/2025, 1:01:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is not funny, flags only do this when they're in extreme distress.

31/8/2025, 12:50:56 AM | 53 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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cc: @seanlegg.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 10:57:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You misspelled 2008

30/8/2025, 10:35:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buddy if people think we're likely to destroy Bama I don't think that's gonna make the ticket prices go down lol

30/8/2025, 10:31:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MIDSEASON FORM BABY

30/8/2025, 10:29:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Bobo like "FINE I'll manufacture a QB controversy to keep them tuned in. Throw a long TD pass, Pugs."

30/8/2025, 10:28:59 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aussies, right? smh

30/8/2025, 10:05:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just realized Thorson's not punting. He's still injured?

30/8/2025, 9:58:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like Kalen Don't Bore send skeet

30/8/2025, 9:53:31 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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La Décapitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430

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30/8/2025, 9:42:46 PM | 2267 468 | View on Bluesky | view

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1H review: UGA is outclassing the other team so badly that any potential insights are rendered completely useless for all practical purposes, which is exactly what I want our first game of the year against a Sun Belt opponent to be.

30/8/2025, 9:25:14 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mom & Dad forced them to go together, but they'll be damned if they're gonna act like they like it.

30/8/2025, 9:20:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice try, refs.

30/8/2025, 9:13:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They just showed the FSU/Bama game on the scoreboard here. lol rotflol, even

30/8/2025, 9:00:21 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:36:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call me a sentimental old fool, but the first time I hear it every season, always makes me tear up. #GoDawgs

30/8/2025, 8:27:12 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what, totally fair.

30/8/2025, 7:57:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He kept throwing up on his way to the sidelines after the play, and then on the sidelines. Yikes

30/8/2025, 7:56:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did they show #0 throwing up on the field? Kinda early for that, tbh

30/8/2025, 7:55:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was the platonic ideal of the first drive of a season. I mean,except for the one pass. #GoDawgs

30/8/2025, 7:50:44 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, it's @tonywaller.bsky.social 's favorite play!

30/8/2025, 7:41:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, who's calling the Dawgs today? WELP HOPE WE DON'T BLOW IT IN A GAME THAT'S LITERALLY ALREADY TILTED IN OUR FAVOR.

Herschel Walker
30/8/2025, 7:39:15 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm in that picture!

30/8/2025, 7:11:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In retrospect, they really should've picked a different mascot.

30/8/2025, 7:10:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just checking the scoreboard, and jfc what is Northwestern doing?

30/8/2025, 7:02:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Firss things firss I'm tha rilliss

30/8/2025, 6:48:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New seats who dis

A panoramic view of Sanford Stadium
30/8/2025, 6:44:32 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, look, Texas. If you're going with the Michigan plan vs. Ohio State at home, that can work. But you gotta be able to score 13 points.

30/8/2025, 6:32:07 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can

I can
30/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM | 14772 3579 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:13:43 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is cutting it pretty close, I don't know how Bobo is going to get from Columbus to Athens in time to call the plays for this game.

30/8/2025, 6:12:44 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FUCK

30/8/2025, 5:50:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let me say that I am not rooting for Them Bucks. Do not print it in the paper that I'm happy for Ohio State. BUT If you're telling me the guy who has the correct family name but couldn't beat out Quinn Ewers is not a worldbeater, then color me less than nonplussed.

30/8/2025, 5:50:07 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you pick up a Florida loss while you're there, plz.

30/8/2025, 5:43:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or what a cooler is for.

30/8/2025, 3:20:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, Brie. ♥️

30/8/2025, 2:25:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DON'T THEY

30/8/2025, 2:17:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feeling sentimental on the first gameday of the year. Remembering good times, hard times, and the ones we love who aren't with us anymore. It's become a bit of a tradition for me to wear this in the morning before we get dressed to go to stand with my second wife, who was a UK fan. #GoDawgs #GoCats

Vineyard Dawg wearing an old, grey Kentucky Wildcats t-shirt.
30/8/2025, 2:16:51 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surely it was only like 4 or 5 years ago that our friends' little girl was coming to our tailgates, playing quietly off to the side with her toys, complaining to her mom that we were being *so boring* with all the talking. She graduated from UGA last year. She stayed in gotdang Mary Lyndon Hall.

30/8/2025, 1:55:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We could never be so fortunate.

30/8/2025, 1:48:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view