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She quesadilla on my 2 quesadilla sides until I Cheerwine float
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She quesadilla on my 2 quesadilla sides until I Cheerwine float
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
He's guaranteed $30M whether he coaches 1 game or 3 games.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I've only been to Starkville once, but it was fine. Just fine. Not amazing, not that bad, just a town in Mississippi. I would say the cowbells aren't painful, they're just annoying af. Definitely bring earplugs, if for no other reason than just to be prepared.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
I mean, if there's any team that knows about absolutely embarrassing tf out of a hyped-up team in a game that Chris & Kirk are calling, and that is the only game happening that day... ... Well, TCU has experienced that, anyway.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I bark at clients, not bosses.* * - I do not do this.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
It was only a matter of time, tbh.
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RIP Also loved him in Maverick
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
"Yes. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."
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#FoccTheDogs?
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Rewatching the UGA game, and on the first drive, we went for it on 4th down, converted it by running a speed option play, and then scored a TD on a good old fashioned toss sweep. Surprised more UGA fans didn't need to go see a doctor 4 hours after that.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
HUDDLE HOUSE militias??? /sigh //calls up the Allied Waffle House militias of Northeast Georgia to come defend our honor
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Oblig.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Next question.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I gotta wonder if he's doing the voice crack on purpose. I mean, during the time Sid Bream took to get from third base to home, Sean had time to get up, get a glass of water, and drink some before announcing the call at the plate.
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#CollegeKickers (complimentary)
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, they got Bethune-Cookman and USF next, and it would totally be a U thing to drop one of those games, so yeah.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Either that, or our offensive line was hot buttered ass wipes.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Call my crazy here, but I feel like this Notre Dame defensive line is not of the same quality as the D-Line we faced in the playoff last year.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Ok fuck they gave him receivers that can catch.
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It was purty pretty, I'll give him that.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
We should take bets on who will be the next Georgia castoff that Miami snaps up in hopes that they'll magically fix their shitshow.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
👀
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Really?
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
/takes long drag off cigarette ... Yeah, that looks familiar.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Excelsior.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
My skyline seems to be doing a lot of hollerin' about some things.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
To quote famous SEC commentator Vito Corleone, I wish you well and the best of luck, inasmuch as your interests do not conflict with mine.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally, I was waiting to see if it would get to 11-5.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Bazinga!!
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree. Bama's performance, from a relative standpoint, has been pretty close to U-Dub's under his tenure, right? Looks good for long stretches, then faceplants at strategic times, then usually finds a way to pull out the W, but not always.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Just now turning on the game, looks like Carolina's pitchers are holding up well, yes? Bats seem to be performing, too.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Nothing useful. Which is exactly the way it should be for a paycheck game.
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Needs an adult content tag, imo
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll bring sausage balls made with the sausage from our local butcher place, if that's ok.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
FOH with that bullshit. I might actually text him that, lol
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
/nods, starts clearing throat
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
lol Lewis actively screwing Leclerc as hard as possible?
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
YE OLDE DEEf NUTf
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, he's a world champion, don't tell him how to do his job.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
BIRFWHO?
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
BIRFDAY MRS SPUR
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Nailed it!
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
#GeauxTigers
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Jfc, what an asshole.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Brian Kelly sabotaging his team by calling timeout before a big stop? Wow, what a shock. I'm totally shocked. This is my shocked voice.
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Well, that's about the worst possible 3-play sequence there for LSU - TD catch called incomplete, after first being called complete but short of a TD - Terrible wasted 3rd down - FG miss where your kicker gets a non-contact injury
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Holy shit, what a horseshit replay call
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Let's not be hasty: Consider the offensive coordinator of last year's SEC Championship team.
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#GEAUX
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Oblig.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
The kid or the hip?
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Having a third gd kid won't help, that's for sure.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp, guess it's time to switch to brown liquor and earn it, then.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even the damn good North Dakota team, just disgraceful.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Meep meep?
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Who?
Anonymous IV (@anoniv.bsky.social) reposted
This is not funny, flags only do this when they're in extreme distress.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
cc: @seanlegg.bsky.social
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
You misspelled 2008
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Buddy if people think we're likely to destroy Bama I don't think that's gonna make the ticket prices go down lol
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
MIDSEASON FORM BABY
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Bobo like "FINE I'll manufacture a QB controversy to keep them tuned in. Throw a long TD pass, Pugs."
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Aussies, right? smh
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Just realized Thorson's not punting. He's still injured?
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
More like Kalen Don't Bore send skeet
ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted
La Décapitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
1H review: UGA is outclassing the other team so badly that any potential insights are rendered completely useless for all practical purposes, which is exactly what I want our first game of the year against a Sun Belt opponent to be.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Mom & Dad forced them to go together, but they'll be damned if they're gonna act like they like it.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Nice try, refs.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
They just showed the FSU/Bama game on the scoreboard here. lol rotflol, even
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Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Call me a sentimental old fool, but the first time I hear it every season, always makes me tear up. #GoDawgs
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You know what, totally fair.
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He kept throwing up on his way to the sidelines after the play, and then on the sidelines. Yikes
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Did they show #0 throwing up on the field? Kinda early for that, tbh
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
That was the platonic ideal of the first drive of a season. I mean,except for the one pass. #GoDawgs
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Hey, it's @tonywaller.bsky.social 's favorite play!
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Hey, who's calling the Dawgs today? WELP HOPE WE DON'T BLOW IT IN A GAME THAT'S LITERALLY ALREADY TILTED IN OUR FAVOR.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm in that picture!
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
In retrospect, they really should've picked a different mascot.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Just checking the scoreboard, and jfc what is Northwestern doing?
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Firss things firss I'm tha rilliss
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
I mean, look, Texas. If you're going with the Michigan plan vs. Ohio State at home, that can work. But you gotta be able to score 13 points.
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Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
This is cutting it pretty close, I don't know how Bobo is going to get from Columbus to Athens in time to call the plays for this game.
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FUCK
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Let me say that I am not rooting for Them Bucks. Do not print it in the paper that I'm happy for Ohio State. BUT If you're telling me the guy who has the correct family name but couldn't beat out Quinn Ewers is not a worldbeater, then color me less than nonplussed.
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Can you pick up a Florida loss while you're there, plz.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Or what a cooler is for.
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Brie. ♥️
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DON'T THEY
Vineyard Dawg (@vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
Feeling sentimental on the first gameday of the year. Remembering good times, hard times, and the ones we love who aren't with us anymore. It's become a bit of a tradition for me to wear this in the morning before we get dressed to go to stand with my second wife, who was a UK fan. #GoDawgs #GoCats
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Surely it was only like 4 or 5 years ago that our friends' little girl was coming to our tailgates, playing quietly off to the side with her toys, complaining to her mom that we were being *so boring* with all the talking. She graduated from UGA last year. She stayed in gotdang Mary Lyndon Hall.
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We could never be so fortunate.