I'm the Robin Williams your mom says you have at home. Weird Cars, Dajiban, Road Trips My Collie has three legs
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Good Morning, bsky. As the current administration works to take away the safety and hard fought rights of all workers across these United States, please realize Labor Day has become especially important this year, whether you are in a Union or not. -In Solidarity
First Blood Part 6- The Rebloodening. First Blood Chapter 7- The Prebloodening First Blood VII- Pick Your Scab (Non SAG-AFTRA)
(I know what the price tag says $1.95, but I swear they were $.99 that day)
I wouldn't call myself normal, but I put nothing but catsup on my hotdogs.
Local Salvation Army thrift store got in a huge lot of donated #classicrock #vinyl records a while ago, and were selling them for $.99 each. Needless to say, we spent over $100 that day. There were a few #bootleg albums in the mix, including this incredible score. Cover #art by #WilliamStout
Adhesive?
"Dog and Dish" oil on canvas. Artist Unknown Circa 2025 #photography #dailyCasey #dogsofBluesky #roughcollie #uglydogs
#dailyCasey Not barking, not chasing a cat RN. I hope she's okay. #dogsofbluesky #roughcollie #uglydogs
This CAN NOT be allowed to happen. NOW is the time to act. Make your voices heard. Contact your representatives. Tell everyone you know to do the same. If you don't think it can happen here, you haven't been paying attention for the past half year. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
If you are going to be an ally to trans people, now is the time. They are calling for trans people to be rounded up and imprisoned for the actions of a single person. We told you this would happen. We are not treated as human, so we aren't allowed human failures.
I swear, if this Ultra High Roof Sprinter auction stays this low much longer, I may have to live in it.
Maybe the off-kilter jokes were the friends I alienated along the way?
Follow me for the snark, stay for the down-home atmosphere.
Hey, bsky. How is your day going? Alt Text: Old man shaking fist at cloud in sky that has decided to be incontinent directly on him while he is walking his dog.
For the record, I would. But I would also upgrade the current 318 in it from a more "modern" 5.9 Magnum and 4 speed automatic for better economy and comfort.
Seller says runs good, needs brake work. Asking $2K (Wheelbase is 125";less than a modern Chrysler Pacifica) Would you Daily Drive/Live in it? Y/N #wouldyoudaily
I'd go, but I get the impression I would have to cross an international border to get there.
My retirement plan is: I will be in entertainment. My stage name will be Old Guyser.
I think I may still be 19 year old me.
Would you daily drive this Corvette? Y/N
The envelope is here and it's in effect Want you to push it back Mailing by day and by night Make sure you add your zip
Dick is Eternal.
Raaaaasdio Check 1 , 2...
He's all right Don't nobody worry 'bout him
I will check them out. Thank you.
TREAT YOURSELF Buy those white macadamia cookies. -note to self
All of this "ankle" and "no show" stuff is a Big Push by Big Sock to keep me from having any, well, big socks.
Love me a First Gen Saturn Wagon This is Slushie, my '95 SW2 #littlecars #bodybytupperware
That's a good question.
999 Challenge? Oh no, I could never sit through 9 innings of baseball...
Snoop didn't come to the movie theatre to see lesbians in a healthy relationship. I didn't come to a movie theatre to see a movie. Just let me eat my popcorn and Dots in the dark in silence.
For me, the baseball would be the difficult part.
You'd better include the background vocals or you're not really falling in love. (This world is only gonna break your heart)
This should never even be controversial. Except for fear. Fear from those who have power. Fear of losing that power. And anyone who is afraid of these words really should look inwards and realize they need to make an adjustment of their worldview.
It's Al Pacino from the movie Dog Day Afternoon. I'm being a bit cheeky today. (no dogs were shot in the movie)
I remember during my closest call when someone decided randomly to take a u-turn right into me that I wasn't sure how I could get my leg clear to roll over his hood as we were about to sideswipe each other. But I never even once remembered I had a horn at that moment, nor could my thumb hit it.
Perfect for my grandchildren! Marriage is scary to me.
...of HELL. đ€Ș
Happy International Dog Day, for those of us celebrating this afternoon.
If you are here for my award winning, highly rated skeet, sorry to disappoint you. But I'm workshopping a few things backstage, and maybe one of them might be to your liking?
I mean, it still makes me want to burn things. Just not the old train trestle. Again.
APT is now stuck in my head. I'm leaving it in there as a refreshing break from the constant voices urging me to "burn down the old train trestle"
If you see this post, do it Pronouns: He/Him (Himbo/Himbro) Height: 6'2" Shoe: 11.5 Zodiac: â Smoke: No Tattoos: Just lots of scars Piercings: none Fav drink: Water (I was as surprised as anyone)
I wonder if Lauren Tewes is obsessing about me right now, too.
My stepson's sense of humor is heavily influenced by me. This skeet is my apology to the younger generation.
"Jazz Hans" was the working title of my experimental film about a clarinet player living on the mean streets of Berlin.
Well, p00p. There was something I wanted in/near Canton, but I never bothered with it because I didn't know anyone in the area.
What I want as my obituary.
I appears âominous warningâ was correct, but in a surprisingly fun new way!
No argument here.
Sorry folks. I swear all those reskeets were an accident.
You don't even want to know how difficult it was for me to find this related skeet.
No. Thank YOU. I've learned so much from you, and I am forever thankful.
I'm an acquired taste. Even the pornbots don't want to follow me.
Of all of the Banana Splits, I felt Bingo was the most untrustworthy. No one believes that smile, Bingo. You'd rat me out for a quarter.
I'm listening to Technotronic's 1991 banger "Move That Body" and now I'm beginning to wonder if they ever really dug up a grave in their lives.
Not cute enough to be a Himbo. Not cool enough to be a Himbro.
My dog gets more birthday cards than I do, and she can't even read.
My SO fell on the ice yesterday and didn't have her phone to contact me, so I am making sure to walk with her now. This effectively doubles the chance of one of us falling on the ice.
It seems like my dog always waits for my daily soak in the tub to bark her head off at some perceived danger outside. I swear, if I am found dead, it will be in the tub or at the bottom of the stairs using a laptop to cover my naughty bits. #truestoryskeets
Whenever I toss a treato to my dog and it bounces off her forehead I always say "Nice Stop!" because none of the kids in my life were ever into sports and I don't want to discourage her.
I just want to live long enough to become a cautionary tale for someone.
Due to current events, I am taking all of my money out of my retirement funds and investing heavily in the word "flummoxed"
Unexpected Flintstones
@bsky.app has never followed me back. Was it something I said?
True Headline or Dystopian Movie Plot? "Park rangers battle Australians seeking rare earth minerals in old Mojave gold mine"
So, just trying to soak my sore back, and SOMEONE is in the living room, barking and crying at the SAME TIME. So hopefully I don't crack my skull coming down the stairs to see what's going on.* *Yes, I already tried yelling "There's no crying in baseball"
"Don't you love our western ways?"
Interview for a bus driver: Applicant: "I'm going to drive this bus off a cliff on my first day, killing everyone" USA: I like him; he tells it like it is!"
Since I appear to be getting quite a bit of views today, let's talk about this.
When you are preparing to bork at the garbage truck but then see three (3!) cats ambling down the street but they don't stop to visit. #dailyCasey #roughcollie #dogsofbluesky
Would you wear this shirt? Y/N Link in description. (There is no link in the description)
Some say we are standing on the shoulders of giants. I am just standing on the shoulders of two other adolescents in a trench coat.
And quote things you like, as well.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Okay, no one wanted to buy me the hot dog roller I previously posted, so how 'bout this fine chromolithograph of what is purportedly a cat.
I mean, who wouldn't want "The Rise of MechaHitler" at the top of their resumé?
So, whenever "What I Like About You" by The Romantics is playing I feel the urge to respond to every "Hey!" with a loud "WHAT??" No, that's not annoying at all. It's very endearing. #trueconfessions #toxictrait
Fun with Google Reviews "I'm leaving a bad review because this tire store smells like tires"
BRB; the guy with a golden toilet is explaining to me how I am too materialistic.
Maybe the real news I missed this weekend is the friends I made along the way.
If Bluesky let us search our own posts I would be able to find my "Whole Cloves" joke right now. That may be a request or an ominous warning.
I LIKE LISTENING TO HIJOKAIDAN
It's not just a cute catch phrase. I truly appreciate your thanks and I hope the rest of your day is wonderful.
I was born and lived my early years in South Shore. I could see the lake from the window of my grandmother's house. I'm a Chicagoan, and so are you. (If you want)
"'True'Chicagoans hate this one simple trick." (I'm from a SW 'burb that borders Chicago, and city workers in Mount Greenwood get all gate-keepy every time I do it)
If there is one thing I am good at, it's holding pee. Even my own.
"North Korea" is trending, but I am afraid to click for fear that Snoop Dogg is building a Cracker Barrel there.
I want to invent the three-way mirror, but it sounds too kinky, and I would be embarrassed to look.
I always end up getting waited on by someone with a tear drop tattoo.
Well, p00p. CB used to be my "Sleep in my car in the parking lot, wake up and have breakfast" go-to. Still planning to sleep there on my next road trip, though.
Snark is my self-care right now.
I'm wearing through my "WeeWeeWee! all the way home" piggies.
It's pretty much perfect for solo Road Trips. Or with a dog.
I'm so sorry this happened to Tulip! Casey isn't comfortable around too many other dogs at the same time, so we steer clear of gatherings with her.