Baseball enjoyer, FDT (@voltcortez.bsky.social)
the sweet sweet schadenfreude
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the sweet sweet schadenfreude
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they stormed the field?
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lol I assumed Sam hired Matt Maybe the Avengerz can hire She-Hulk
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I remain hopeful for Texas football, but they have to look much better going forward
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each of the losses in Detroit felt like sure signs the season was over
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at least this felt like a "normal" loss
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they've put him the strangest track he was in fact playing in Asheville last year so in a way playing Fayetttevill was a demotion lol
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lol
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love a walk off fielder's choice
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OMG that fact makes this play 1000 times worse
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thanks, I hate it
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I like it!!
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last I checked we were over performing it by 2 games
Baseball enjoyer, FDT (@voltcortez.bsky.social)
we cant keep playing close game after close game our pythag and record in 1-run games says we've been very lucky so far this season
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If he pitches tomorrow, Boone's FOR SURE doing a bit
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We tried really hard to give it to them, and they said "no, you take it."
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I think I'm finally "getting" Radiohead.
Baseball enjoyer, FDT (@voltcortez.bsky.social)
it's a justifiable send everyone relax
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a roller coaster of emotions
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Ozark is excellent Almost done with season 2
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we sign him BECAUSE he's the guy we keep releasing lol
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he's the 6th guy out of the bullpen, how good do you expect him to be? bc I have very low expectations
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1 more start, probably on the 10th in Sacramento, then season debut in Baltimore on the 17th? who else is down?
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hello @plex.tv why do none of the Japanese movies on your app have english subtitles?
Baseball enjoyer, FDT (@voltcortez.bsky.social)
Be honest, y'all are only pretending to enjoy Pavement?
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Anyone notice a lot of 90s alt rock sounds like the instruments are set much louder than the microphone for the vocals? Not just that you can't understand what the singer is saying , but you can barely hear the singing over the other instruments. What's up with that?
Baseball enjoyer, FDT (@voltcortez.bsky.social)
I've been to exactly 1 non-Catholic Sunday service in my whole life. I was there for 2.5 hours. I'm good on that.
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Good. It's something.
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My two favorite music things Perfect
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Damon Lindelof and Hideo Kojima have expressed praise for the new #Fantastic4 if you didnt like it, you have bad taste
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Liza as Lucille Austero in Arrested Development is one of the funniest recurring roles in TV history. Just a crazy talented lady.
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eh, at least we made them use Chapman #Astros
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so you know how everyone thinks Lance is washed? nah Stroman is washed
Baseball enjoyer, FDT (@voltcortez.bsky.social)
Dont even think about it Astros fans. Stroman is washed in a way that even Lance is not.
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somehow Chas has minor league options Zach Short gets DFA'd And maybe Brice gets sent down
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I'm ultimately content with the Astros trade deadline. I give them a solid 7 out of 10. Spaghetti and Pena are for sure coming back. If one of Luis Garcia, Christian Javier, and JP France return, we're good But we NEED a healthy Yordan.
Baseball enjoyer, FDT (@voltcortez.bsky.social)
loved what I saw from him this year this sucks
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solid player and we didnt give too much Twine Rollin Palmer is an 80 grade name tho
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guys, Astros should sell Okurt we could demand a king's ransom we dont need 4 bullpen lefties
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Astros won, that's allowed?
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lol
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I heard Weezer's Blue Album as a sophomore in HS so so good
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Weezer -- The Blue Album
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for legal experts: why does she need immunity? Isnt she already in prison for this crime?
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wait, injured players are allowed to return?
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Scumbags
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Astrso could really use those trash cans right about now
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Fantastic 4 is Excellent
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Is this good?
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the 2025 Houston Astros, history making sort of
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eh im good
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Lol LMAO even
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the thing is, you can usually tell a hamate because a player feels the pain during their back swing they claim Yordan is fine when he swings, but then he wakes up the next morning with a swollen hand
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these lineups are hilarious
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lol what?
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swelling joints as the result of repeated motion this honestly sounds like arthritis
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yes
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he do be looking babar as fuck
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Donald Trump won't see all the mean things you post about him online, but someone who likes him might and fuck them too
Baseball enjoyer, FDT (@voltcortez.bsky.social)
fun as hell movie
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teams who bunt deserve to lose
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Michael Bourn
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Uhh guys, I'm just as surprised as anyone but Ironheart is actually pretty good And not because I had low exoectations, but its like honest to god very good.
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this or we have zero respect for the Guardians
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How are the Astros winning games? I legit have no idea.
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I hate this for the Rockets
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it's okay, this curse ended when we renamed the stadium!
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honestly brutal that Roberts let him take that beating
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it's Ben Casparius
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He was also the dad in Free Willy
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I keep trying to tell people we already have socialism in this country but it's a sick kind of socialism made for the wealthy and huge corporations
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lol no grace for the catcher?
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Apple Music says these are the songs ive played most since getting the app in 2018
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lol at least you got to see a Tucker homerun
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Astros went 5-1 against the Phillies and Cubs. lol
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interesting
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Is that your starter word every time?
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One way or another, we're gonna see Ryan Gusto tomorrow as well
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keep doing it, whatever it is
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Once you heard the Pixies at the end of Fight Club that gave everyone permission
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this has 0 chance of being good, right?
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i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan
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lol, I respect them not deleting this tweet
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they backed out after the physical
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Correa got a huge deal with the San Fran
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he's great about engaging with fans, for good and bad lol
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what I like about chandler, is he's long stopped giving an eff about losing access with the astros, lol they've called him a liar at least twice now since he started covering them he's refreshingly honest about the team needing to read between the lines is not his problem
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if this is the best one... yeesh
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I liked Nick Wright
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I actually think it kinda sucks actually he's a great reporter, not a great podcaster
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I remember seeing Daughter on the track list and hoping against all hope it was a Pearl Jam cover
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I hate all of Houston's sports talk guys all of them they're all bad
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what are your Top 3 songs on the album?
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Moment for moment, the Funniest TV show ever made
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when Tim Robinson's character bucked at that old man who sells baby and teen kid furniture and the old man didn't even flinch ive never seen a funnier moment on TV
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what are the others? I cant do charlie pullelo.
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is this the best astros poscast you'd say?