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that horse has a tummy
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that horse has a tummy
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+2 :D
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*echoes across the valley* is that a fat joke
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WHATTHEFUUUUuuuuuuu
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hey!
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yup
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im doing amazingly ~
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this manny machado guy is really cool. he'd be a great baltimore oriole.
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emmanuel rivera is such an inexplicable part of the orioles roster (complimentary)
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some of the moo-ing could also be orioles fans. whenever coltor cowser does something good fans like to moo as a cheer.
Jake Rill (@jakerill.bsky.social) reposted
The #Orioles' 4 home runs off Padres left-hander Nestor Cortes totaled 1,634 feet. Jackson Holliday: 407-footer in 1st Colton Cowser: 420-footer in 3rd Coby Mayo: 401-footer in 3rd Alex Jackson: 406-footer in 3rd
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r u drunk rn
Alex Donaldson (@apzonerunner.com) reposted
An extremely fun & imo directorially rich moment in that Bond demo - what appears to be Bond's first on-mission kill being framed like this so it looks like the gun barrel sequence, despite being an in-gameplay, player-in-control moment:
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im doing fuck all it rocks
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i love dan
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okay, but, it's cute and ur cute so it matches
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hmm? a politician who is present in their community? that exists?
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@seohyunpark.bsky.social this wide enough for you yet asshole?
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watching this vod now. when I saw Anthony Bass's photo I started howling.
FanGraphs Baseball (@fangraphs.com) reposted
How Much Candy Is in a Major League Dugout? blogs.fangraphs.com/how-much-can...
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I've been driving just to drive a lot more lately now that I live at the city/county line, and there's something soothing about a nice ride on a winding one lane county road that is hard to replicate, esp. since it's like perfect driving weather.
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tomorrow though? oh im gonna be tired as hell lol
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gut feeling guess is that someone who holds the purse asked them what AI stuff they were using and someone had the smart idea to just say that the foliage is generated by an AI. that AI being the generation algorithm in Speedtree. Basically they lied.
Steven Nelson (@snelsonus.bsky.social) reposted
Great news! The Baltimore Museum of Art is taking “Amy Sherald: American Sublime,” which was originally scheduled to take place at the National Portrait Gallery. artbma.org/exhibition/a...
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I was looking for an excuse to revisit the BMA, this gives that excuse
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ah but you see, I only *look* tired
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I was agonizing over my hair so this is a very welcome response
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I make a lot of typos
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hello Stella
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good fucking lord
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one of the great joys of having friends with different favorite teams is telling them that their favorite player would look really nice in your team's jersey. instant "bro fuck off, stop it."
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hey did you know the orioles won last night? Jeremiah Jackson extended his hitting streak with a dinger, pretty swag. What if we sweep them? why does the west coast have to exist, i am not starting a baseball game at fuckin 9pm
Dan Pearce (@gamedesigndan.bsky.social) reposted
Just to show how bogus a lot of self-diagnosis tests are, today I have taken five and ALL of them said I showed indicators of autism. You read that right! Not one of them correct!
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easily the worst thing about the stick
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i have one too. that fucking cord bay door, man. i need to 3d print a replacement someday
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i only started watching baseball last year before the all-star break, so my ability to remember some guys is limited. i decided to remember some orioles.
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it was an 18 minute run in New Tetris. that games randomizer is a fucking crime.
Jake Rill (@jakerill.bsky.social) reposted
Jeremiah Jackson now has a 13-game hitting streak for #Orioles. It's the longest active hitting streak in MLB.
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that's not what was causing my misplays, I am a pro at scratching my face while playing a game. and I'm using my thumbnail, tyvm. 🖕🖕
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imagine having a Eutaw Street homerun ball that was a cube and it came off the bat of your childhood Orioles hero Edgar Martinez
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it rocks
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I hit a Weaver with Baltimore Orioles legend Jeromy Burnitz off of Oakland Athletics Superstar Randy Johnson in Triple Play 2001
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We got our MiSTer set up to output video to our S-video CRT. Bluesky will mangle this and recording off a CRT is already dire without very specific conditions, but I promise you that it looks so amazing.
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I am like so close to having true analog video output on my MiSTer on this beautiful s-video crt and it just isn't working and I spent 90 minutes at a Walgreens tonight and didn't even get my girlfriend the meds she needs and I'm about to punch a wall
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ur so fuckin pretty
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we need to nationalize Walgreens and make it into Just A Pharmacy and ensure there's like supreme levels of overstaffing.
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I'll keep him alive
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it's funny how at work when I mentioned that national crime in general is the lowest it's been since the 60s the person to try to argue against that point is the coworker who wants to work at the FBI
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nintendo you will get me buying switch games again
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if I might as what game you're referring to
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yea
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Anyway back in current day: dawg how do you lose by 11 runs to a team you beat by 10 the day before?? this team sucks. but hey, good job beating the Padres last night! That Manny Machado guy, wow. He should be on the Orioles.
xii (@volty.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually fucked up and forgot to post this so just pretend that it's currently August 31st: Wow what a win over the Giants, 11 to 1! Surely an Orioles team that bounces back from a 8-15 loss with a 10 run lead victory won't lost by 10 or more runs!
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I haven't finished either Judgment or the games after 6 my brain in my a bad space for long games lately
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when they invade my city just keep this in the back of your mind
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goddamn
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Yakuza 5 is the best one. Yakuza 0 is kinda overrated. The Kiwami games are fine. They should've just ported Ishin instead of remaking. Dead Souls is actually pretty good.
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me too, it rocks 👍
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I do remember hearing it a bit on system wars around 06-07, but once the GameCube and Xbox stopped getting new releases, I stopped hearing as much about "7th Gen consoles".
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this post made me realize just how much I don't miss my Trump fan co-worker, because I know he'd be crowing about how much safer the city feels while also still complaining in current year about how much he misses the Key Bridge.
Toni's Child (@arikkadion.bsky.social) reposted
Please dont bring those mf tanks to Baltimore, the roads are already bad enough from all these trucks in the city that can't take the key bridge anymore and if I see one more detour sign imma lose it.
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can I get that injection too? I am a serial fumbler.
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dopeness
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brat lol
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I just didn't find his weapon focus to be very engaging, and while I think it's cute he refuses to use a bat for combat it's also the most plentiful good weapon to use so it's just kinda annoying.
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his combat is easily the worst though, which is the other problem
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yeah but then I'd miss out on the rest of the peak video game
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reposted
Before you buy your powerball ticket make sure to check the afterlotto tax calculator to know if it’s even worth it to play www.afterlotto.com/lottery-tax-...
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they said they were like Baby Keem the way they got two phones
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nvm, liking Raising Cane's is reddit now. Team FFL, we can't have SHIT anymore.
「YASE」 eclipse (@eclipse.yase.world) reposted
freetrial.finalfantasyxiv.com/na/
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hahahahahahahahaha and to think, all Mr Wizard had to do was not be a pedophile.
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okay this one I'd actually buy
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☺️
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good morning. i packed my whole week of hrt and cut a few weeks of pills in advance, instead of just doing the bare minimum for like 3 days in a row. praise me for being responsible.
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oh yea, ur done for
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no that part i got what was the part before that
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hey what was the last one there
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i like rubbing my belly
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i like rubbing my belly
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My ★★★★½ review of The Big Lebowski (1998) on Letterboxd: boxd.it/aWD56D
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yes yes yes
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he's been getting used a lot more on the orioles roster the last couple months due to the mountain of injuries and trade offs for prospects. he's like fine i guess. he's just sort of there.
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sammy basallo just doubled in the second the score is now 2-0 over the padres
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still can't hate Dan
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ill try to think of a good response
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never
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omg, it's you!!! hello!
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whats up stella