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Hans

@vordello.bsky.social

He/Him, 31, leftist ☭, tired. Free Palestine, no one is free until we are all free. ACAB. Trans rights are human rights. No war but class war. "Je rêve une société où je serai guillotiné comme conservateur"

created October 17, 2024

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Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

2/9/2025, 3:19:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

Couldn’t have happened to a worse person.

31/8/2025, 9:57:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Its ruaa (@itsmeio.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but If you’re scrolling, PLEASE make sure you share my link & donate My account is dying & i’am so so so so sorry i need to stay my family alive 🙏🏽🥺

30/8/2025, 11:35:00 AM | 160 209 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zoë Quinn (@unburntwitch.com) reposted

David Pakman going from GamerGate “it’s about ethics in games journalism” moron to accepting dark money to spew DNC-approved talking points in his “journalism” is SO FUCKING FUNNY www.wired.com/story/dark-m...

31/8/2025, 3:11:51 PM | 591 159 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

So you recognize it’s the morally correct thing to do.

31/8/2025, 3:03:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

Communism is when fiat …

31/8/2025, 7:40:20 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alyssa-222 (@222-alyssa-222.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I personally think you should be going and fucking yourself for defending dark money astroturfing in politics but that's just me.

31/8/2025, 5:54:58 AM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Cha cha real smooth 🪇🪇

31/8/2025, 6:10:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

I think dark money is bad and creators should disclose if they are receiving money.

Painting of a man standing up at a Townhall meeting
31/8/2025, 6:04:56 AM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

The Cha Cha slide should be in the Smithsonian. It’s a cultural artifact.

31/8/2025, 5:22:47 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted

“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” - Fred Hampton

31/8/2025, 1:12:15 AM | 4399 1446 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

The Bush administration taught me that even if you don’t fuck with politics, politics will fuck with you.

31/8/2025, 1:06:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tracy (@tracylacy84.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“Not a transphobe” should be like, bare minimum if you’re “real democrats” unless you’re saying they have always just been bigots who were nicer about it?

29/8/2025, 9:27:28 PM | 48 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Lorgia García Peña (@laprofelgp.bsky.social) reposted

Please donate to support the work of the brave volunteers helping our immigrant community in NJ. They need money for gas, food, vests, to print flyers and to cover basic needs of families facing abduction and deportation. Anything helps. Please donate.

28/8/2025, 5:03:40 PM | 103 94 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ♡Spooky Kate 🎃 🇬🇹~ FREE 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 (@katespeace.bsky.social) reposted

This is not a war. It's a genocide and the people who keep repeating the line that it's a war are complicit in genocide denial. There simply is no "Israel-Hamas war." The IOF are attacking and murdering Palestinians with monstrosities.

30/8/2025, 7:58:33 PM | 42 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

RFK is salivating right now.

30/8/2025, 4:13:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

30/8/2025, 5:06:33 AM | 27229 7044 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture heikadog (@heika.dog) reposted

...but not illegal to say, "god, i want it to happen." because that's its own sentence. it's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so, that's perfectly fine. perfectly legal.

Trevor Moore on Whitest Kids U Know, in a suit, gesturing to camera.
30/8/2025, 4:28:50 AM | 1139 349 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

A man sitting at a church pew praying. From the film Spider-man 3 where the character Eddie Brock prays for the downfall of his enemy.
30/8/2025, 4:37:05 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

“He led an amazing life, what else can you say.”

30/8/2025, 4:34:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan (@slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com) reposted

29/8/2025, 7:08:25 PM | 6632 1971 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

He blocked me lmao

29/8/2025, 6:38:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

If that’s the case, why did you delete?

29/8/2025, 5:39:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted

Richie is a low life

28/8/2025, 9:37:08 AM | 231 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

I know J Edgar Hoover is looking up so proud.

27/8/2025, 9:15:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted

Alt text: a whole real lot of people, and I am using "real" and "people" very generously here, all defending Gavin Motherfucking Newsom of ALL people with the phrase "two things can be true at the same time"

27/8/2025, 8:58:41 PM | 68 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

You are delusional if you think that.

27/8/2025, 8:57:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

Everyone who disagrees with me is fake news, bots, Russian trolls, maga. It’s all the exact same denial of reality.

27/8/2025, 8:44:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

No, at least MAGA doesn’t hide that they want Trump to punish their enemies. You pretend to be an ally while you pray for the same thing.

27/8/2025, 8:19:51 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t be a coward, go ahead and sign up to be a guard

27/8/2025, 8:15:03 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

@thelouvreof.bsky.social

27/8/2025, 8:13:14 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bullwark (@bullwark.bsky.social) reposted

What a weird post to disable quotes on

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27/8/2025, 7:31:22 PM | 169 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tunes to make you run away (@whippoorwont.bsky.social) reposted

lmao okay en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghr...

27/8/2025, 4:15:18 PM | 242 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reposted

This is what happens when you order delivery in DC right now.

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26/8/2025, 10:09:08 PM | 4369 1098 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

THEY ARENT SCARED ABOUT THE ELECTORATE THEY ARE SCARED OF LOSING DONORS YOU IDIOTS

27/8/2025, 11:49:25 AM | 1326 288 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Israel is starving their own hostages right now. They do not care what happens to them. Their only goal is to ethnically cleanse the Gaza Strip.

27/8/2025, 12:41:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture karobit (@karobit.com) reposted

fellas, is it a good idea when your interviewer says this?

26/8/2025, 9:46:19 PM | 1002 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

We allow these myopic tech billionaires to use the public as their lab rats. They don’t have any ethics or morals. They see us as cattle they can feed to the machine for their own profit. The class war has already started.

26/8/2025, 7:33:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Stranger things have happened

26/8/2025, 6:42:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

How many bs are in blueberry?

26/8/2025, 6:28:53 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prem Thakker ツ (@premthakker.bsky.social) reposted

The DNC had 2 Gaza resolutions: A status quo one A stronger one (arms embargo, suspend military aid, recognize Palestine). Proponents even offered a version only on "offensive" arms Still, the DNC voted for former & against latter. …And then it withdrew the resolution, to open a Task Force instead.

26/8/2025, 6:19:06 PM | 171 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osama khater (@osamakhater.bsky.social) reposted

My family is suffering after losing our home and livelihood because of the war. We are left with no shelter and no food. I humbly ask for any urgent support to help us survive. 💔🙏 chuffed.org/project/1251...

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24/8/2025, 2:45:36 PM | 15 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SIMONE 🩷 (@simonee.bsky.social) reposted

current state of NYC mayoral race

A fucked up three headed hydra of Sliwa, Adams, and Cuomo’s heads on an outline of a guy yelling “I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE” next to Zohran’s head on a little boy saying “i planned a fun scavenger hunt to get people to enjoy the city :)”
25/8/2025, 9:21:02 PM | 315 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture micchiato 🍉 (@micchiato.bsky.social) reposted

Based

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26/8/2025, 2:10:58 AM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Resist 🕎🍉 (@antizionistjew.bsky.social) reposted

In English, Israel calls double-tapping a hospital a "mistake" In Hebrew, Israel brags about bombing Nasir hospital twice & murdering 4 journalists there, calling them all "terrorists" (Muhammad Sheada)

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25/8/2025, 3:14:38 PM | 100 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tristan Lee (@tristanl.ee) reposted

The account that made this viral post uses a AI-generated stock photo as their profile picture, and the main claim that Big Balls "was harassing and trying to pick up the 15-year-old girl" is not in the article. We are not immune from disinformation.

Screenshot of viral, baseless BlueSky post Screenshot of Adobe stock photo page showing that account's profile picture is AI-generated https://stock.adobe.com/images/Young-adult-man-hiking-in-the-winter-forest-generated-by-AI/710231013
25/8/2025, 2:36:11 AM | 3268 979 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Go ahead and put the swastika back in your pfp nazi. Stop stealing oxygen.

25/8/2025, 3:29:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

You racist pig-dog. Casse toi!

25/8/2025, 3:08:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

My vote didn’t matter, I live in one of the bluest states. I couldn’t change the outcome of the election if I tried. The only person with that power was Harris and she decided campaigning with Liz Cheney and backing Israel’s genocide was the way to do it.

25/8/2025, 3:05:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

You voted for Le Pen didn't you.

25/8/2025, 3:02:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

Why even bother pretending you are fighting MAGA and then use their talking points?

25/8/2025, 2:56:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿 (@ianthe.online) reposted

why do so many people come to this text-based social media platform when they simply cannot read you can just go to Pinterest and look at the pretty pictures y'know

24/8/2025, 11:42:56 PM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

"Look I know there is a genocide going on, but have we thought about the real victim here?"

25/8/2025, 2:47:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool casual racism.You know we all are aware of how sad and alone you are right? You have been at this for days, it's pretty clear you have nothing going on in your life. You are a pathetic troll so desperate for attention you try anything for even a crumb of it online.

25/8/2025, 2:25:38 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Try Toussaint Louverture and Jean-Jacques Dessalines.

25/8/2025, 1:47:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

You are French. I have epigenetic memories of disregarding your opinions.

25/8/2025, 1:27:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Go figure out how to get Macron to stop stabbing IFL in the back and we will worry about our politics.

25/8/2025, 1:00:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah images of a genocide tend to make the party doing the genocide unpopular.

25/8/2025, 12:11:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you.

24/8/2025, 11:22:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you honestly believe leftists online have more influence than Taylor Swift and Beyoncé? Cause if thats the case why didn’t the dems listen?

24/8/2025, 10:52:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Resist 🕎🍉 (@antizionistjew.bsky.social) reposted

Huge leak 👇 (Credit: Chris Kunzler)

24/8/2025, 12:23:15 PM | 131 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

You have lived your entire life misusing your free will.

24/8/2025, 9:45:15 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanted to go but I couldn’t get the day off. 😔

24/8/2025, 9:28:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noah, Spooky Biker Babe (@fluffy-snake.bsky.social) reposted

i want to eat these dice

24/8/2025, 9:25:48 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phyooginn 🐦‍⬛and Muninn 🐦‍⬛ (@phyoog.bsky.social) reposted

Hi! Jew here with a helpful tip for the goyim on surviving Hitler! In the scenario where you are given the choice to vote for Adolf Hitler of 95% Adolf Hitler... The correct course of action is to reject electoral politics and take up arms against the Nazis! Hope this helps! Shalom!

24/8/2025, 4:31:15 PM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

My friend Sara could use a hand.

24/8/2025, 7:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sara family 🍉🇵🇸 (@saraawadfromgaza.bsky.social) reposted

Gaza is starving. Every day dozens lose their lives trying to get food. What’s left is scarce and prices are beyond reach. We're trying to survive without risking our lives. Please if you can donate or share. Even the smallest help makes a difference. chuffed.org/project/help...

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23/8/2025, 8:52:03 PM | 17 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom.bsky.social) reposted

What can I do to get you to leave this lot with a brand new Honda Accord

24/8/2025, 6:03:44 PM | 376 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Austin Butlerian Jihad 🇵🇸 (@huckstergon.bsky.social) reposted

And his fucking last name is Craven!?

23/8/2025, 11:19:12 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture skoom (@clefarie.bsky.social) reposted

she deactivated on here but miss terf also has insta /threads

23/8/2025, 1:44:55 PM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”

22/8/2025, 2:53:23 AM | 3897 681 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

22/8/2025, 8:28:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture awxo (@awxo.bsky.social) reposted

@delriolu.bsky.social is having a rough time right now and might need some help getting somewhere they can be safer and happier. Their cashapp is $delriolu If you donate $10 or more you can dm me a pride flag you like and a pokemon and I'll pride your Pokemon.

22/8/2025, 3:32:08 AM | 22 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

“If it weren’t for all the shootings you wouldn’t know America had schools.”

22/8/2025, 3:43:38 PM | 78 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guillotine Hunger Force (@themilfmag.net) reposted

um first of all apology not accepted

22/8/2025, 2:53:55 PM | 29 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey have you heard about Residence schools?

22/8/2025, 3:10:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that you think there is a distinction proves my point.

22/8/2025, 3:05:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

I highly doubt you have had anything resembling friendship with a black person id you think blackface is okay.

22/8/2025, 2:53:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Łink. (@spacelawshitpost.me) reposted

On August 21, 1791 the enslaved folks of Saint-Domingue told those French colonizers to go fuck themselves. Haitians and Haiti have been paying for that revolutionary act of defiance ever since. Haitians dared to be free and they’ve been impoverished for it for generations.

The painting
22/8/2023, 2:32:52 AM | 648 213 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate these. Great job!!

22/8/2025, 12:57:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course, it’s all one struggle.

21/8/2025, 11:36:11 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Many hands make light work

21/8/2025, 11:14:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/vord...

21/8/2025, 11:10:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

This is Chris. Chris is frantically deleting his posts from the last hour or so cause he’s shy. But I went through the trouble of saving some I think he should be proud of.

21/8/2025, 11:05:50 PM | 41 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

My type isn’t perverts who get AARP benefits but I’m sure someone out there is for you.

21/8/2025, 10:10:26 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

You are practically drooling at the prospect. Gross old man.

21/8/2025, 9:58:58 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Your hair line is running away from your mouth because of all the shit you are spewing.

21/8/2025, 9:15:18 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Please pull your head out of your ass.

21/8/2025, 9:13:02 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Who said anything about the redistricting? Are you hallucinating Chris? Aren’t you late for shuffleboard?

21/8/2025, 9:07:50 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, you Chris.

21/8/2025, 8:44:03 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fenelon (@patrickfenelon.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, this is definitely coordinated

21/8/2025, 7:54:55 PM | 3835 1411 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

21/8/2025, 8:28:55 PM | 26 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry friends, but I’m unfollowing anyone promoting Newsom, even if we’re mutuals.

21/8/2025, 7:54:27 PM | 38 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted

Every single person who thinks a trans person should just pipe down until we restore democracy is, in my view, an enemy of democracy. I’m not doing it.

21/8/2025, 2:27:40 PM | 4199 1070 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

21/8/2025, 7:48:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇵🇸TALA🕊 (@helphashoom.bsky.social) reposted

My dear friends 💔🙏 My son Hisham fell ill due to malnutrition in Gaza under the siege and the lack of food and medicine 😔. I beg for your support, donations, or even sharing our story — you are our only hope 🙏❤️ gofund.me/f6250de6

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21/8/2025, 4:58:12 AM | 178 309 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The World Is A Twiangle (@meangirl.space) reposted

Solved it.

The archetypical trolly problem, various minority groups are tied up on two train tracks, however, instead of switching, a communist has shot the trolley with a rocket launcher, saving everyone.
21/8/2025, 4:05:49 PM | 1464 410 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans (@vordello.bsky.social)

You are telling me a radio activated this shrimp?

21/8/2025, 4:22:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maya Media (@mayamedia.bsky.social) reposted

How to save black people in racist America.

21/8/2025, 4:08:36 PM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

Chattel slavery was genocide. Transphobia is wrong in all forms. Palestine, Sudan, Congo, Haiti, and Puerto Rico should be free. Please stop debating basic human rights.

21/8/2025, 3:13:30 PM | 591 178 | View on Bluesky | view