Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
realistically the yuri i write should be neurotoxic, but it isn't in-fiction, because cannibalism is hot and prion disease isn't
It's spelled Wack'd. 31yo bi ace nonbinary Jew. • they/she • A deadbeat! Someone the square community wouldn't give a shit about! • Never again is now.
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realistically the yuri i write should be neurotoxic, but it isn't in-fiction, because cannibalism is hot and prion disease isn't
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reposted
hey so i took a week off work for mental health reasons and now my next paycheck will be nonexistent because i don't get vacation days, so if folks wanted to help me out i'd appreciate it www.paypal.com/paypalme/sah... venmo: sah32
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
"this podcast is so bad that i listen to it" is an incredible summary of idsg's consequences
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
inside you there are two cats
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
why not both
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
i think it's really funny you stopped doing these and started just completely redrawing a character every time you need a new outfit for them
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
seasons 1-29 have 130 episodes each
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
something something aqueducts
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
kill the wack'dimals
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
i apologize for the lack of scrupulous accuracy in my snowclone
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
Being a beneficiary of hegemony and plunder must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost $20,000 and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
hey so i took a week off work for mental health reasons and now my next paycheck will be nonexistent because i don't get vacation days, so if folks wanted to help me out i'd appreciate it www.paypal.com/paypalme/sah... venmo: sah32
Mallory Moore (@sexabolition.blog) reposted reply parent
The frequent desire to try and contrasts trans people's oppression with racialised abuse reinforces a white centric trans advocacy and at the same time leads us away from understanding that govt racism helps strengthen the risk of govt transphobia and vice versa.
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
holy shit a comic by david willis i've never seen before
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
man i gotta go back to work tomorrow -_-
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
i am excited about monkey!
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you! it's a work in progress
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
TODAY, AGAIN discord.gg/jKEDVtsp
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
welp *jokingly crumbles this up and tosses it in the garbage* flashgordon.miraheze.org/wiki/Timelin...
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
TODAY discord.gg/jKEDVtsp
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
somehow, i don't think he'll listen to me
David J Prokopetz (@prokopetz.bsky.social) reposted
"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.
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Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reposted
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY discord.gg/C9e8KnDt
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
god your handwriting is so pretty and distinctive! could look at it for hours
Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
no one's doing stuff like "dinner with drac" anymore
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
it's never once occurred to me that someone might look at this and think "oh, you haven't literally followed the exact path of evolution, must be an oversight"
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
"why the fuck is everyone's reaction in 30s 'flash gordon' to any slight, real or imagined, to immediately attempt murder? what kind of fucked up society is mongo that this is acceptable? anyway, back to watching 'the sopranos'"
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY discord.gg/C9e8KnDt
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
have you read. flash gordon. at all
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
and then there's, like. okay leia is clearly supposed to be fria. how do you crowbar aura in? or dale, for that matter? (actually. dale as han would be pretty fun.) would zarkov be our obi-wan? oh man, chewie's totally supposed to be thun, huh.
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
like. okay, the death star is pretty easy to keep, it replaces the stupid "mongo is gonna crash into earth" stuff. ming the merciless can be a sci-fi samurai instead of a fu manchu, sure. but like. does this succeed without the force, or han? lucas still has to invent those
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
if george lucas had made a flash gordon movie in '77, does that become the biggest thing on the planet, or like. is it dependent on how much of the real-world 'star wars' iconography makes it into the film
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY discord.com/channels/106...
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
these are adorable! what a cute lil god
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i'd let it
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
he's hiding in the photo
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
right now all necessary education happens at the end of the barrel of a gun and i'm tired of pretending that's normal
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
i think you should be able to learn whatever you need whenever you want over however long it takes you with no cost and no consequences for failure. that's my stance and i'm sticking to it
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
the war next door!!!!
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Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
stop woke go broke
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
a crone shot
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
benson arizona the same stars in the sky but they looked so much kinder when we watched them, you and i
SungWon Cho (@prozdishere.bsky.social) reposted
i recorded another example of what all old disney songs sounded like on crummy VHS audio to me as a kid
Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reposted
If earth based human life was wiped out tomorrow, the two human beings with the most durable material record would be disgraced ex President Richard Nixon, whose name is on the plaque on the moon, and former Nazi and UN Secretary General Kurt Waldheim, who sent fraternal greetings on Voyager
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
you're actually rocking this
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
*googles* oh my god it's real (the name change part) why wouldn't you. change the msn part
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
f/f, cannibalism, original characters, deconstruction of gender roles and expectations created by a single pornographer in the late 80s
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
i will start incorporating this into my tags for you
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
f/f, enemies to lovers, necromancy, exploration of how empires function, exploration of how social structures self-perpetuate,
John Cullen (@nellucnhoj.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
You know what should be an inspiration to such people? The work of manga artist One. He's an artist who isn't highly skilled technically, but he didn't let that stop him from creating and drawing the original One Punch Man, which looked like this.
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
peek over in the streets, peek under in the sheets
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
'young frankenstein' the best gene wilder film? it's not even the best gene wilder film of 1974!
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
'saddles' is better sorry not sorry
the lost moon of Poob (@kuuga.bsky.social) reposted
Watched the new King of the Hill and thought of this. If Dale ever "finds out", it should be this.
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
guy sitting next to me got very mad about this. reasonable! he kept loudly ranting about how stupid book guy was after he left the train. less reasonable! then he threw a half-full can of beer at some random strangers as they were disembarking. unreasonable!
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
dude came on the subway aggressively pitching his book, 'why men shouldn't have sex before marriage'. he wanted $20 for a copy. had a very real temptation to start yelling "preorder my book, 'why men should have sex before marriage', for $10"
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
never mind that shit: the archie downfall i've been prophesying since the comic book titled 'archie' got cancelled is continuing to happen
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
if you only ingest one thing--i don't care if it's shakespeare or dog man, published or indy, respectable or smut--you don't get to make grand proclamations about what everyone who makes different ingestion choices is doing wrong. how the fuck could you possibly know. moreover: why do you care
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
there are precious few instances where i think proselytizing on matters of taste is a good idea. i only have two exceptions: - if the shit you're ingesting is making you miserable, ditch it and try different shit - if you're not gonna make a commitment to diverse taste, don't act like a scholar
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
did you ever finish kavalier and clay
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
slightly diminish a band: trip marlow
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
all telekinesis is gay telekinesis
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
have you observed any behavior from itch at all, or are you just looking at the loudest members of a stupid crowd and going "i bet whoever they're opposing is being unwaveringly fair and reasonable, like sully sullenberg"
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
by positioning itch as sully, a sane man who wants to save folks, and itch's clients as deranged maniacs, you're both biasing your audience and obscuring the reality of the situation: even if the clients ARE deranged maniacs, itch's only options aren't "listen to them" or "stay their current course"
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
no! it wouldn't be! my goal was to point out this is a doomed metaphor from the start. because itchio is not sully sullenberg, passengers and clients are not the same thing, and saving all the cliengers is an active impediment to itchio's goal of maintaining the structural integrity of the airplane
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
not really like the miracle on the hudson at all, then, except for there being a plane involved
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
in this scenario is sully also getting flight attendants to close the windows or toss passengers to the birds
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
it's really weird this is using 'the peanuts movie' character models (well, besides snoopy) with absolutely no understanding of the lighting tricks that made them work
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
i don't understand how this happens because many american children grow up watching movies that are, at present, up to 90 years old. how did members of a generation that grew up on disney classic videocassettes determine old movies are inherently dull
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
any time i bring this up people don't even know it's an act of reclamation. if there was conscious intent i could live with it, but no, lots of people who only know it as a cute way of expressing attraction and resent being informed hate crimes exist
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
by this metric i should be shoving 'johnny the homicidal maniac' into high schoolers' hands
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
i don't care what the accent is but her dialogue shouldn't be the marvel-thor-esque nonsense we've been getting for decades now. let her talk like a person
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
i still don't know what the actual plot of 'deltarune' is and at this point i'm afraid to ask
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
no, i know i'm only 31. i've having a crisis over my mid life
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
this is the kind of shit i live for
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
somewhere they're dancing on a pinhead calling you an angel calling you the nicest things
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
the wilrow good humor man
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
as someone who looks up the prices of children's clothes for a living: it's DEFINITELY not that those are cheaper
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
my guess would be that smocks are so expensive and budgets are so low that schools can't afford to buy them
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
i understand the intense shaming and bullying autistic folks get for not growing out of childish things, i've experienced it myself, but rewriting history is not a solution, not least of which because yelling "I'M NOT A BABY" has never once stopped accusations of being a baby
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
have had it sincerely argued to me that 'sesame street' and 'fraggle rock' are all ages shows and. no, i'm sorry. they're kids' shows made in an age where parents could be expected to pay attention to their kids. it's an important difference!
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
people who give other people shit for using light mode can go eat rocks
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
there are only ever two sides: those who want to dunk, and those who do not
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
if we do not want a discourse, then let us not have a discourse
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
just a reminder that "you don't need to dunk on stupid people, just ignore them and eventually they'll get bored and decide they don't like it here anymore" applies to left-leaning prudes and moralizing weirdos as well as to slobbering gormless fascists
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
lizard judaism goes hard
FT (@fucktheory.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
US friends keep asking me “Why do you want to stay here? Everything sucks.” Then when I ask “OK then why don’t you come with me?” they get real quiet. Because you are where you are and that’s your home even if it fucking sucks. Even if it fucking sucks you stay, because that’s your home.
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
colossal: $15mil budget, $4.5mil box office
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
...okay as a big fan of old cartoons i'm really curious if there's a specific thing you're subposting about
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social)
jackson publick and doc hammer
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
see also: studios paying out god knows how much in union fines when they could save that money by letting their crews sleep and take lunch breaks
Wack'd (@wackd.bsky.social) reply parent
i can't tell if her steak and sides are delicious if i'm only seeing her from the pits up