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@wardogmitzy.bsky.social

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created February 2, 2025

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Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

My head cannon now has a direct thru line from the October Revolution to Sega headquarters. I will not explain.

20/9/2025, 11:39:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, no, it's all the same. Anarchist intellectuals are closeted gay sonic the hedgehog enjoyers.

20/9/2025, 11:35:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

If I recall correctly, he dropped the mic anyway.

17/9/2025, 1:30:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione were dismissed. Which is good because I never feared for the public while he was on the loose.

16/9/2025, 2:48:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lance Corporal JD "I fuck Couches" Vance and Stphen "Anal Polyps are more appealing than I am" Miller want to "Dismantle the left in the name of Chuck "My neck hurts" Kirk. How? Do you not understand that Left thought is decentralized? There isn't a headquarters you can just knock over?

16/9/2025, 2:45:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm also celebrating 🍾

16/9/2025, 2:02:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am absolutely laughing at myself for this mistake I've made.

15/9/2025, 6:52:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were Ben, Nick, and Chuck in a Throuple??

15/9/2025, 6:22:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it a hit put out by Ben and Nick?

15/9/2025, 6:21:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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According to the Census Bureau, The population of the United States on 1 July 2024, was 340.1 million people. So, was it 640 million and now it's 340 million? or are we now at 40 million? www.census.gov/library/stor....

15/9/2025, 4:51:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got "return to sender" by 30.06

15/9/2025, 3:55:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The "Both sides" is always a tactic to avoid taking responsibility.

15/9/2025, 3:54:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus is a fictional story hero. I hope you find rationality in your life.

15/9/2025, 3:42:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The world is a better place now that Charlie Kirk is dead.

15/9/2025, 3:30:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Charlie Kirk sitting in a chair with a gaping neck wound too scary for a Halloween costume?

15/9/2025, 3:29:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

But then immediately was taken out by MAGA gang violence. Poetry in motion.

15/9/2025, 3:20:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite are posts that start with "I never really post on things but..." Followed by a both sides tirade or political violence spiel. Really? This was the one fam? The Nazi dying? This was the one that motivated you to speak out? You let the spirit take you on this one? It's very revealing.

15/9/2025, 3:17:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

They had two choices. They should ask themselves, what about this scenario allowed the spirit to take them and comment on it.

15/9/2025, 1:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social)

If you have social media friends who don't make a habit of posting or commenting on current events, however they felt the need and energy to "both sides" the Charlie Kirk situation; That tells you more about their willingness to platform and sympathize a Nazi, then to just... say nothing.

15/9/2025, 1:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is with their weird draconian revenge fetish?

15/9/2025, 12:44:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I too would like to see a greatest hits. Show me what he said that resonated with you that made him so great.

15/9/2025, 12:41:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right wing internet tough guys are threatening to doxx accounts celebrating Chucks extermination. Charlie Kirk was a stochastic terrorist. The world is better now that he's dead. His widow, Erika, is also a divisive witch and deserves no day of peace.

15/9/2025, 12:26:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most maddening part is that the tin is not completely full when you buy it.

13/9/2025, 2:49:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CNN out here doing reps to really push the antifa rhetoric.

13/9/2025, 2:47:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rocky Mountain Views (@rockymountviews.bsky.social) reposted

Dear MAGA, The "Leftists" did not kill Charlie Kirk. Your rhetoric did. Your policies did. Stop blaming us for the gun culture that you championed. Signed, The Left

13/9/2025, 12:45:20 PM | 70 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

TAH DAH!

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12/9/2025, 2:54:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair. And it's already a better world!

11/9/2025, 10:38:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

If you vote for me for congress, I'll sign it.

11/9/2025, 5:32:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Posthumously give him the presidential medal of freedom.

11/9/2025, 5:12:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The triggerman is 100% a white male, aged mid twenties, right wing, neo-christian, with fascist ideology.

11/9/2025, 3:05:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Leopards go yum yum

11/9/2025, 5:19:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Like fine wine.

11/9/2025, 4:35:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jason is hungry for his own feet.

11/9/2025, 4:00:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In warfare, it's kill or be killed. He was actively harming people I care about. I am not sorry he's dead.

11/9/2025, 3:59:49 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Like literally a pop up target

11/9/2025, 3:56:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The world is a better place with him in the ground.

11/9/2025, 3:55:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

But like, cat piss or something.

11/9/2025, 3:51:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bullet found a home in a larynx. I'm happy to report it's doing well now, after it's explosive departure.

11/9/2025, 3:48:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we just call it a Citizens Execution for Crimes against humanity and just let the alleged gunman go?

11/9/2025, 3:47:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Katie is a dipshit.

11/9/2025, 12:11:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Like a clean through and through. Even had Kirk survived, his vocal chords wouldn't have. Simply amazing.

10/9/2025, 11:51:44 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

In this case it protected us from ever hearing his wretched voice again.

10/9/2025, 11:46:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Freedom in the United States was earned through barrel of a gun. How can you tell me that Political Violence isn't the way, when this country was forged in the fires of Political Violence. People out here thinking the Revolution was some kind of Sunday afternoon picnic?

10/9/2025, 10:45:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, Kirk provided a very large target.

10/9/2025, 10:40:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

It was alpha of him to have such a weak neck.

10/9/2025, 10:39:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rocky Mountain Views (@rockymountviews.bsky.social) reposted

Why wasn't the National Guard controlling the crime in Utah today?

10/9/2025, 9:46:11 PM | 97 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

We cannot and will not Kumbaya our way out of this. This generation better get used to images of violence. This is going to be the new norm until the right wing capitulates and cooperates with the rest of society.

10/9/2025, 10:27:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's not kid ourselves. His dipshit of a child would've grown up to be a Right wing voter anyway. That family gets zero empathy from me. According to Charlie "My face is too small" "My neck is fragile" Kirk, empathy is a weakness.

10/9/2025, 10:24:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

One less nazi makes the world better.

10/9/2025, 9:32:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

You may harbor sympathy for nazi, I don't. I'm glad he's dead.

10/9/2025, 9:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Neo nazi dies while spreading vitriolic hatred. The world becomes a shade more brighter.

10/9/2025, 9:05:54 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make Nazis dead again.

10/9/2025, 9:01:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Well put.

10/9/2025, 8:59:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/9/2025, 8:58:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pure cinema.

10/9/2025, 8:54:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not so squeamish as to say I will not dance on his grave. The world is a better place without him and I will not be shy about saying so. Rot in piss you vile monster.

10/9/2025, 8:48:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Gun deaths in exchange for the preservation of Second Amendment rights is part of America's reality." Toilet Paper USA spokesperson; Charlie "My Face is too Small" Kirk

10/9/2025, 7:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Gun deaths in exchange for the preservation of Second Amendment rights is part of America's reality." - Charlie Kirk

10/9/2025, 7:38:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Gun deaths in exchange for the preservation of Second Amendment rights is part of America's reality." -CK Wild way to become ones own statistic.

10/9/2025, 7:37:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My qualifications include, I'm really good at pulling levers and tying knots. :)

10/9/2025, 4:47:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where do I apply to be the Nuremburg 2.0 Hangman?

10/9/2025, 4:46:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melanie is too old for his taste.

10/9/2025, 4:43:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A motivated population and a good idea is all is needed for change to take place.

10/9/2025, 4:32:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phlip 🇵🇪🦖🤖 (@penbird42.bsky.social) reposted

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9/9/2025, 4:45:46 PM | 31 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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But what is her position on all this after she campaigned so hard to pull votes from Harris? She's been awfully quiet.

10/9/2025, 3:21:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is Jill Steins position on all this after helping to spoil Kamala Harris? She's been awfully quiet lately.

10/9/2025, 2:44:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

You're duty bound to bury big bang weirdos.

9/9/2025, 11:18:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Nepalese were so upset with their government, they set their Prime Ministers residence in fire with the PMs wife inside. All you need is a motivated crowd and the right idea.

9/9/2025, 11:17:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Starlings are accomplished in mimicry. So much so, that one time when I was sitting in my apartment, I kept hearing a screaming child, like one in duress. Turns out, it was a Starling mimicking the child to draw out parents for foodstuffs.

9/9/2025, 4:51:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes, a reference to a movie derived from a book about a commanding officer who has gone rogue among a native population and is brought to justice by the powers that be. Much smart. Very clever. /s

6/9/2025, 9:47:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Junior out here took an oath to do know harm.

5/9/2025, 3:26:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interesting solution to an alarming problem.

4/9/2025, 4:24:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is, in part, the army's fault. America's Army is a first-person shooter that was designed specifically as a recruiting tool to inform, educate, and recruit. Which... if anyone is paying attention is the exact mission of Psychological operations...

4/9/2025, 4:01:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've learned too much about statistics and probability to enjoy gambling. :(

4/9/2025, 3:40:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mana burn.

3/9/2025, 4:21:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ta-dah! bsky.app/profile/ward...

28/8/2025, 7:27:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Media, even "left-wing" media, has its head so far up its own ass that the layman is better informed by just having eyeballs than media is.

28/8/2025, 7:12:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default....

28/8/2025, 7:05:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The old man in the logo has access to the Trumpstein files.

28/8/2025, 6:37:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The north side of the wall receives the least amount of sun. The more you know!

28/8/2025, 6:07:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default....

28/8/2025, 6:01:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The reality is all these companies who are removing their "Pride pages" or whatever are ones that need to be remembered when this is all laid to rest. Those are the companies that are going to capitulate, are soulless, and should not exist. I'm looking at you Target.

28/8/2025, 4:49:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RCWs > Title 9 > Chapter 9.41 > Section 9.41.050 app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default....

28/8/2025, 4:13:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOP are enemies of the people

27/8/2025, 8:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, and also, do you really think that after Epstein was murdered that the industry just went away with his death? Or are those influential men, in congress, still doing what they are crowing about?

27/8/2025, 6:49:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spoons (@wardogmitzy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is precisely the central argument that is germane to this entire saga. The right screeching at me trying to convince me that I care more than this is absurdist comedy at best.

27/8/2025, 3:18:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frankly, I wouldn't want to vote for a guy that caters to the rich.

27/8/2025, 3:14:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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demagafication is a serious conversation we all need to have in what to do after this.

27/8/2025, 2:03:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they're going to charge you with a felony for throwing a sandwich, might as well throw bricks.

14/8/2025, 4:49:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn

13/8/2025, 6:51:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadam probably didn't just slapchop some gold spray all over everything.

8/8/2025, 4:53:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paul Stamets discusses the fungi information system of biomass in forests.

8/8/2025, 3:35:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NASA controls many, many satellites. It's not difficult to say "Sure thing" and then deorbit a different one and just hide the data for a while.

7/8/2025, 8:35:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't Theodore Cruz known to set jets?

6/8/2025, 6:12:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A real redemption arc could be admission with name and shame everyone.

5/8/2025, 8:58:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American: "No, that's not what I meant... we want legislation that protects everyday Americans from firearm violence" 'Merican: "Hell yeah brother, get those pinko commies."

5/8/2025, 7:51:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American: Can we have sensible firearm legislation? 'Merican: We have come up with a new office violence training program called 'Run, Hide, Fight'.

5/8/2025, 7:23:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call me Naive, but I think Clintons "When they go low, we go high" rhetoric was catastrophic to the layman democrat. Liberals should've taken a lesson from the left, and fought back, toe to toe. This fear of getting ugly and muddy needs to be put to rest.

5/8/2025, 5:53:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to be able to read the chat without the chat knowing I have read it.

5/8/2025, 3:37:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mar-a-Lago was the showroom for Little St. James Island. Billionaires would come to Mar-a-Lago and check out the girls, and then the CEO of Mar-a-Lago would traffic the girls with Epstein to the island.

4/8/2025, 5:49:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view