Bryan Waterman
@waterman.bsky.social
Lit, hist, art, music. Toggling btwn the 1790s and the 1970s, I write abt seduction, friendship, arts scenes/circles, NYC. 33 1/3 on Marquee Moon. Professing English at NYU since 2001. Missing me here search the WFMU comments board.
created May 4, 2023
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33 1/3 Books (@3313books.bsky.social) reposted
The B-52s' Cosmic Thing and Erykah Badu's New Amerykah Part Two (Return of the Ankh)* are officially publishing in the 33 1/3 series today, and you are definitely going to want to add these to your collection. đ *Coming November 2025 for UK-based Erykah fans!
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
"You're a charlatan. That's what you are." -- Cantwell to RFK Jr
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Caleb's got a great post up rn about rereading Moby-Dick when you're Ahab's age:
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Steamboats are ruining everything. Am I right, @calebcrain.bsky.social?
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Not gonna argue.
Nate Wolff (@natewolff.bsky.social) reposted
first day of teaching fit check
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
I just can't.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
These people.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Fucking hell.
Anna Kornbluh (@annakornbluh.bsky.social) reposted
"the real violence in Chicago - like across america - is not the violence of the streets but the violence of policy: underfunded schools, disappearing jobs, healthcare deserts, food apartheid, and a criminal justice system that treats poverty like a capital offense." spiritual leadership 9-2-25
Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social) reposted
Schumer is out of his fucking mind. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Remembering when he hired a Nazi staffer who was too far right even for DeSantis.
Tabatha Southey đ¨đŚ (@tabathasouthey.bsky.social) reposted
Itâs not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters itâs that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted
once again tapping the sign
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Have we looked into the possibility that it's a zombie fungal/cordyceps infection?
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
The two genders.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss his show. And Iâm usually too lazy to turn the dial.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Just looked things over. Glad to have Trouble and Michele back too. Will miss the Lariza/Naomi Shambles afternoon. Enjoying Lariza now. That was a nice summer one-two...but coming back to Michele/Creamo feels like a legit season change.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes excited to see that too!
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Will it cancel out the chocolate hummus? (Also, it's hard to beat that guy's "bone-petite" malapropism. What a dork.)
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, I hadn't scanned the schedule closely yet!
jesse jarnow (@bourgwick.bsky.social) reposted
important PSA: @actualylt.bsky.social hanukkah tickets on sale this friday, with no-fee tix at record grouch in greenpoint. see you at the bowery ballroom in december!
Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier (@smittermeier.bsky.social) reposted
Shows I want pitches for: Desperate Housewives Dawsonâs Creek Greyâs Anatomy Fresh Prince of Bel Air CSI NCIS Living Single American Idol The Big Bang Theory Downton Abbey Fleabag The Simpsons Marvelous Mrs Maisel Parks & Recreation Saturday Night Live The Muppet Show Brooklyn-99 Girls NYPD Blue ER
Todd Wolfson (@proftwolf.bsky.social) reposted
This is who they are
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Someone on the @wfmu.bsky.social comments board just said that Iggy Pop sometimes sounds like Kermit and now I'm wondering how Henson never managed to pull off "I Wanna Be Your Frog"?
Colson Whitehead (@colsonwhitehead.com) reposted
So many bangers, this fucking guy
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Logging on.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
I hope Susan Collins is very concerned.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Platner: Our taxpayer dollars can build schools and hospitals in America, not bombs to destroy them in Gaza.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
Jeremy Berg (@jeremymberg.bsky.social) reposted
Yes, it was carefully hidden in the New England Journal of Medicine. Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine (www.nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1... ) 1/2
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
Thanks goodness they have RFK Jr. on hand to monitor any potential imbalance in his bodily humors
Sam Bagenstos (@sbagen.bsky.social) reposted
Judge Sooknanan is giving a master class in judging during the Trump Administration -- but really in how judges should always value the people whose lives are affected by their decisions.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
It was really fun to just belt it out. I think we'll be back for more for sure.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Lee: "Oh dear!"
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
You guys see where this is going? Right?
Karen Attiah (@karenattiah.bsky.social) reposted
I called this segregationist way back in February: www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Kathleen Bachynski (@bachynski.bsky.social) reposted
This should be the lead story in all major national news outlets. Public health people prefer to stay out of the limelight unless there is no other choice. I canât overstate how bad things have to be for 9 former CDC directors to band together and pen an op-ed in the NYT warning the entire country.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Lots of fun. The alternative Solfège was a little hard to get right off the bat but we managed. We may try to hit this group that meets in the W Village. Sam was a fun ringmaster. Highlights for me were âAll Is Wellâ and âThe Dying Californian.â
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
@davebee.bsky.social You were missed. We definitely thought of you!
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
What weâre doing tonight as the sun goes down over the river. You?
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
They were super obnoxious. I thought at first they were Cuomo types but I think they originate as a group in the 2018 midterms.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
I was so embarrassed for them. One insult after another from passers-by (including me).
Andy Zax (@andyzax.bsky.social) reposted
Few albums have created as clear a dividing line between âbefore thisâ and âafter this.â Happy 60th.
Mike Barthel (@mikebarthelauthor.com) reposted reply parent
Gonna reboot the Muppet Show and rename Statler and Waldorf âAdorno and Horkheimer.â
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereâs a perfect symbol of America as a nation of immigrants, just sitting right there.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Perfect afternoon on the water yesterday with the Seaport Museumâs 1885 schooner Pioneer. (ALT: a sweep of the harbor from the Statue of Liberty to the Brooklyn Bridge, all under perfect blue skies.)
Melissa Johnson, PhD (@ladyhistorian.bsky.social) reposted
I would read an academic murder book in which the murder was solved by reading the syllabus
juan, immigrant fall sports fan (@ecuamerican.bsky.social) reposted
Just yelled at a Fox News crew in Washington square park which was all delightful as usual. âLook at all this crime!â as they were looking to do on the street interviews. Blood boiling yâall!!
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reposted
Every accusation is a confession. They did Pizzagate bc they knew Trump was balls deep with Epstein. Their obsession with the Weekend at Biden's conspiracy is just the latest version. What are they hiding about Trump's health as they spray paint him and truck him around for their fascist pony shows?
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
What is up with their cruise ship graphic design aesthetics anyway?
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
These MAGA types are rallying in Washington Square today if anyone wants to go laugh at them. Tell them Max Eastman sent you. Overheard a kid in a MAGA hat telling a passer-by: "Zohran sucks!"
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
To them, "disease control" means weaponizing it. It's sort of how they think about cloud-seeding and "controlling" the weather.
McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys.net) reposted
"By age eight, your authoritarian should begin gerrymandering. For example, if you tell them to clean the kitchen, and they redefine it to exclude the dishwasher, theyâre on the right track."
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
They've been brainwashed into thinking the CDC *causes* diseases and targets them. I wish I were joking.
Hermit Crabby (@bgutzeit.bsky.social) reposted
Marcus (@marcusjmerritt.com) reposted
thatâs right, move toward the abyss
XODarlin (@xodarlin.bsky.social) reposted
Colin Carlson (@colincarlson.bsky.social) reposted
With O'Neill (apparently) taking over CDC (if they ever get around to firing Monarez), I think it's worth looking back to Project 2025 and asking what they actually intend to *do* to CDC. So, I went to remind myself today. Here's what's in store:
Ryan J. Reilly âpaints a vivid and urgent portrait of⌠disarrayâ (@ryanjreilly.com) reposted
Art depicting âSandwich Guyâ now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Holy shit I hadn't seen this video until now.
flyingrodent (@flyingrodent.bsky.social) reposted
What was it that first attracted Number Ten to the former President of Columbia Univeristy who infamously set heavily armoured police on protesting students, calling them âa clear and present dangerâ, and then resigned
eke (@eke.bsky.social) reposted
yo this guy is cooking
Anna Kornbluh (@annakornbluh.bsky.social) reposted
happy LABOR day weekend! find your WORKERS OVER BILLIONAIRES protest! almost 1000 planned in all 50 states and DC www.newsweek.com/map-list-cit...
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Daryl Hall will be excited to find out.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
And what Trump is doing to the country.
Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted
www.thepinknews.com/2025/08/27/t...
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Joe Brainard gets it. ("Poem," 1971, remediated by Mikko Kuorinki at the Kiasma museum in Helsinki, 2010-11.)
Free DC Mouse (@missmouse.bsky.social) reposted
I have a friend in town and took them yesterday to 14th & U to show them where the famous sandwich incident happened. That spot needs a historical marker.
Artologica aka Michele Banks (@artologica.net) reposted
More Anti-AI art coming. I ran out of mats again.
Rob Hatch-Miller (@robhatchmiller.bsky.social) reposted
Over 1 hour of clips from videotaped Other Music NYC in-store performances: Blonde Redhead, Teenage Fanclub, Ida, The Rapture, Mayo Thompson, Momus, The Clientele, Handsome Boy Modeling School and many many many more youtu.be/XEMaYswpv-I
đłď¸ââ§ď¸ Perfidious Josephine Riesman (@josie.zone) reposted
Well, here we go This is the op-ed in which I denounce the Riesman Center for Harvard Hillel Pray 4 Josie harvardindependent.com/avoid-the-bu...
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Irwin was my gateway to @wfmu.bsky.social almost 25 years agoâŚ
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
"Desperado" is still my fav. Hooray for Irwin!
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
đ¨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time. When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member âyou need to get the f*ck out of here. Iâm going to make you leave.â
Eduardo SuĂĄrez (@eduardosuarez.bsky.social) reposted
So much for small-government conservatism. Pure fascism in plain sight
Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted
#NIH is hanging by a thread. The #CDC has been decimated. #RFK Jr. and Russell #Vought are psychopaths--I don't say this frivolously--they are cold, calculating, inflicting violence on millions through public policy. It is where we are right now. These men are not normal. 1/
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
More abt the PS 22 5th grade chorus (Staten Island), which I first remember hearing on a Passion Pit album in the early 00s.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Itâs really remarkable.
The Fig Economy (@figgityfigs.bsky.social) reposted
IT IS NOTABLE THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE HAVE NOT SEEN ANYBODY IN THE MILITARY DO
Rich In Washington (@richinwashington.bsky.social) reposted
Help Vicki Bennett/People Like Us fund a new album project!: www.indiegogo.com/projects/peo...
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
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Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Cleanse your timeline with the most wholesome Velvets cover ever. Worth watching all the way through.
Connor Ewing (@cmewing.bsky.social) reposted
After all the fancy constitutional arguments & faux historical glosses, this is the practical endpoint of the unitary executive theory. Because when presidential power is effectively unchecked, the only thing preventing it from devolving into authoritarianism is the decency of the officeholder.
Michael P. Breen (@mpbreen21.bsky.social) reposted
Seems familiar
Daniel Bachman (@danielbachman.bsky.social) reposted
You can also check out a deeper dive at this talk we did a couple years ago for Rhizome DC. This covers a lot of details of this remarkable crew of folklore workers that we wont really be able to dig into for this event. Notes on the Virginia Folklore Society - Dr. Aldona Dye & Daniel Bachman
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Motion to rename Trump's cabinet "the cracker barrel."
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Why are they so fucking weird?
Taniel (@taniel.bsky.social) reposted
NEW RESULT: Democrats have flipped a state Senate in Iowa. This was a seat Trump carried by 11%, but Democratic nominee Catherine Drey has just won it by 10.4%. This is the second legislative flip by Dems in Iowa this year. It also means the GOP loses its supermajority in Iowaâs senate.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Another old fav
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
The flipside of this stupid meme is the supposed shock of a beautiful woman reading a serious book.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
I'm gonna tell my kids this is the plot of Hermsprong: or, Man As He Is Not, by Robert Bage (1796).
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey! We share a Bday! I have two laps on you though.
David James đŠ (@funkentechno.bsky.social) reposted
the ideal way to play Flaming Lips' Zaireeka has finally been invented
Caryn Rose (@carynrose.bsky.social) reposted
also! the 50th anniversary of HORSES is approaching. i wrote a book! i am available!
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Logging on.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social)
Everybody needs to stop what they're doing and listen to @markhurst.bsky.social's riveting conversation with Webb Keane (ANIMALS, ROBOTS, GODS) on @wfmu.bsky.social from earlier this evening.
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatâs what I was listening to when I ran into you this afternoon. đĽ