my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
getting a labubu
Truth is I'm not very smart so if I say something wrong just tell me and I'll delete it, thanks in advance!
"What time do doors open?" Depends. Some doors never open
“Visit all your favorite states. Delsware. Manytand. Mississipo. And who can forget sunny West Wigina”
the left is not silent on this. our position is, in fact, that getting laid is Good and that women agree and that the way to get laid is to not be a humorless, skull-measuring freak who thinks women generally want to fuck andrew tate
Giving up on the job search, will instead be scouring the zone for artifacts
the gun is in network but the bullet is out of network, the bullet costs an additional $39,743 after applicable fees
taking this opportunity to drop an amazing song that came out recently with a very fitting title open.spotify.com/track/1iJ1Tn...
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youre picking up the pieces of your first broken marriage. Im still trying to beat the lava level in the game you lent me
waiting for the Hbomberguy video
If you need a bank vault open anywhere north of Madagascar and south of Munich Pablo is your guy, but people don't hire him because they're turned off by his LinkedIn bio "Safecracker but a dangerous honky". I've told him this. Now a safecracker shouldn't be on LinkedIn anyway, but separate issue.
did you bring enough profits to share with the working class?
please stop saying andrew cuomo committed italian seppuku after jamming his dick into the pasta machine at rao’s, it’s not funny
People always fail to mention that Cuba tried to do a normal democracy first and then the US didn’t allow that and occupied it and then they had to do communism
One of the greatest, most disturbing quotes I've seen in a long time www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...
NANCY PELOSI: the anarchists may be surreptitiously infiltrating otherwise peaceful protests ANARCHIST: [in full wizard regalia during his Dairy Queen shift] what?
why is it that when a woman says “golden retriever boyfriend” she mostly means he plays board games. golden retrievers don’t even play board games. meanwhile i, who eats peanut butter directly out of the jar and gets very sad if i’m underworked,
im calling it cowboy behavioral therapy. when you're upset or feel lost or alone or dejected or whatever else just ask yourself if 1) you could try being more a cowboy about the problem (calmer) and 2) if you need to cowboy up (face it directly)
Shot by whom
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It really is all men
@bikkidbrainlola.bsky.social 🥹🥲
i’m not like the other guys baby i have heavy karmic debt from 3 million years ago when i roamed the seas as a Megalodon
Midwesterners recognize a picknsave boss sandwich 🙏🏻
Imagine if *all* the work we do was reinvested in infrastructure research social programs education reducing work hours retirement environmental resilience mass transportation leisure Not some. ALL. That is what socialism is. We are entitled to all we create. Capitalists are unnecessary hoarders.
it's me, I like the doo do doo on youtube
good vibes only
Back to back dingers from Robert Deniro and Liev Schreiber in the area of Hollywood tough guys shrugging their shoulders going “yeah why wouldn’t I love my child?”
Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said thehardtimes.net/blog/masculi...
i'm da king of da bicycle lane
In the criminal justice system, gender based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Schizo Transsexual Unit. These are they/their stories. -discord joined call sfx-
Thomas Jefferson was NUANCED! he was COMPLICATED... every communist that has ever existed? inherently evil. this might be confusing but I actually believe this because I can't read or think.
Not sure where the New York Times finds these people.
you never forget how to ride a bike and also the face of your father's killer
Every single one of the Flintstones "it's a living" appliance dinosaurs is dead and, for living in a time before Christ, roasting in Hell. Was it worth it, then? To eat the Flintstones' garbage and to be the Flintstones' vacuum cleaner? To wash their toilet with your mouth? Have some god damn pride.
“bro I promise I won’t get political” 3 tankards of mushroom ale later:
(leading a horse to water) now what happens next is up to you. but I just want you to know that I will support you in whatever decision you make❤️
Who has been editing my Wikipedia page
one thing i love about living next to a big park is all the dogs i see who visibly believe they are Going To Work. no more joking around, this is where i have to get the ball
People need to be hearing about this shit every single day. Zoom in on literally anything here.
tag yourself, I'm both
i never understand how people take orders that are pure evil and rationalize it. how do these people live with themselves. if i forget to say goodbye to a friend at a function before leaving i feel like a monster and these people simply shrug off crimes against humanity lol
This is wild, fascinating and genuinely important. pressgazette.co.uk/publishers/d...
going into the discover feed and commenting "unfollowed" on every post i see
this is so riverwest it hurts lmao
I miss extinct banana flavor smh
a hot dog hollers
i wake up from my democrat nap, take a big democrat stretch, see the entire country collapsing and make sure to warm up my arm so i can punch left
#TheBanksAreOutOfMoney wow crazy
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the reason you support "the nordic model" and not communism is because you're perfectly fine with sweat of the third world enriching imperial soil. "liberation for some" isn't going to cut it, sorry.
Whether it's the Navajo code talkers helping to defeat the Nazis or it's Nazis removing all mention of the Navajo code talkers from the US military's website, the conflict between Nazis and Navajo code talkers has continued for over 80 years.
no such thing as a silly question! (only silly answers haha)
oooh it's a site where they look at all of your stats on bluesky, followers, posts etc and give you a score haha, i obviously don't have much of a score as it can't even give me one 😅 The like is here: blueskyscore.com
every single transportation conversation ever
get rekt casuals, my bluesky score is a delicious indian flatbread/10
bisexual goths when they find the waifish little gamer boy of their dreams
Every CEO's a free-market fundamentalist until they take control of a government and realize they can monetarily destroy their enemies with big ol' state interventions
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
will there be a test on this?
i've generally not liked the laser focus on trans people in the military the last few years but if this is the only place anyone powerful is going to meaningfully stand against discrimination pointed at us, i guess i'll take it
Good morning gang, let's fulfill this prophecy
The other website is pretty much done
the volume of great stuff we never see because somebody was afraid it was cringe is among the more damning aesthetic phenomena of this sad epoch
So so so excited to finally reveal to the world that Elon Musk and I have had a child together. His name is Emoji Movie Musk and we both love slapping and kicking him. Elon kicks him so hard we sometimes think he has died. We hate this baby completely and I am currently pregnant with our second. 💗
Hey man they made it where you can call whatever whatever now. You're finally free to say as much as you want as long as it's absolutely nothing. They found a cure for caring it's when meaning disintegrates the instant words tumble out of your mouth. No, nobody asked for it
somehow getting banned from r/MandelaEffect before i can even finish typing Froot of the Loom
"You're not my surreal Dad!"
I approach every meal these days like I’m a beloved dog about to get put down
when i rented my first apartment in new york the landlord wanted like 60 times rent or something crazy so I photoshopped a photo of a bank account that said I had like 500k (I had 5k) and he rented us the spot no problem. landlords aren't the government its fine to lie to them, defraud them, etc
nah they're definitely just like "wow golly jee look how high the engagement has been mr. Schumer"
age limit for congress should be the average American's life expectancy
Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies
No matter what happens in this country in the next few years, there are some values we can ALL agree on
I’d always suspected that the concept of “confirmation bias” was woke and now I have the proof
ME: think about it. he doesn’t steal ham so really he should be called the hamburgerburglar THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this
If you act like you're on drugs when you’re not on drugs, they put you on drugs to make you act like you're not on drugs
i hope it’s clear that big tech is not an ally. it only was as much as it was profitable. textboon rainbow capitalism, and now when they saw the writing on the wall, they flopped back into fascisms arms
Just took the quiz and:
Okay found her lol Link (with last 5 seconds): www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2B1oXyS/
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