Someone please kill me right now.
Yes, I'm that Neil Waytowich. Representing only myself with no affiliations. I curse often and trigger conservatives. Neil Before Zod from Twitter. I help idiots become self-aware.
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Someone please kill me right now.
We are truly living in the golden age of stupid.
My new diet plan is to just read this headline whenever I get hungry.
I understand an argument has been made about why to stay on the former Twitter. Here is my counterargument: It's a miserable fucking place run by a fascist catering to fascists, and I've been much happier not being on it, so there
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"More years of life expectancy are lost for the average person on the planet due to air pollution than to maternal and child malnutrition, than due to alcohol, than due to tobacco." #ClimateCrisis #NoNewPipelines
Alberta is a seriously fucked up Province.
New working paper alert 🚨 We investigate the influence of police unions in U.S. local politics. We show that in cities where the mayor was supported by a police union, police departments obtain more resources, but, if anything, police performance worsens in these cities. More in the thread below.
Trump: "They call me the president of Europe. Which is an honor." Europe:
My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.
I think about this quote a lot...
Rain or not, Oasis put on a great show. It was nice to go a large venue and attend a spectacle again.
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Up next on the literal chopping block. If this turns out to be another move in the supposed "long game" he's playing it's time to step away from the board before we lose the one thing Trump is really after, our sovereignty.
Israel bombed a hospital. Rescue workers and reporters rushed to recover the dead and the wounded. Israel bombed the hospital again. Live on TV. Read that again. Our government’s legacy will be its complicity in crimes against humanity. End all arms sales to Israel, now.
It work in comms for the Conservatives
The IDF just did a double tap strike against a hospital. They waited until the first responders and journalists to show up before massacring them with a second strike.
Every member of the Israeli government are war criminals who belong in prison. Israel is no better than Russia, in my opinion.
Jenni Byrne is as toxic as an orphaned Alberta oil well.
Seriously, how out of touch does someone have to be to buy a Tesla Cybertruck? It is literally a garbage dumpster on wheels. I have no sympathy for those who bought or ordered them. You knew what the CEO stood for and you knew the issues.
Pierre Poilievre is a loser, any conservative supporter who doesn’t see that is deluding themselves.
Russian invasion troops spotted flying US flags at the frontline in Ukraine, in honour of Donald Trump and MAGA after the recent Alaska summit.
This Israel genocide apologist think said it’s OK to starve Gazan children if they have pre-existing medical conditions.
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.
I’m kind of speechless with this one. I can’t imagine the kind of person who continues to make the argument that it doesn’t count as real starvation if the kids were already sick.
This data is from Trudeau’s Budget and plan up to 2027 for his projects Funding was always going to be lower in the last year as programs wrapped up Carney’s budget has not been announced That said, he didn’t promise any women’s programs in his campaign We will have to see what his budget says
Life goals. If you know, you know.
Documents with sensitive details about the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Putin were left behind on a public hotel printer.
Hurl a sandwich at a cop? Felony. Beat a cop unconscious with a flagpole? Just a “spirited tourist” making memories.
I wonder if Americans realize that they’re the punchline now?
For the late/west coast crowd, my @xtramagazine.com column on what the planned 80 percent cuts at WAGE signal when it comes to Carney's priorities, and the lessons he hasn't learned about austerity #canqueer #cdnpoli
His name must be all over that list.
Taking life advice from Jordan Peterson is like taking Kool-Aid mixing advice from Jim Jones.
God doesn’t exist. There. Can we just move on and admit that your biases, hatred, fears, intolerances aren’t motivated by something written in a 2000 year old book. Your faith is your own, but stop using it as a shield for your ignorance and intolerance.
mold is starting to strategically target rightwingers
🧵 Dear Republican lawmakers, Canada has the largest intact boreal forest on the planet. An increasingly hotter world due to #ClimateChange makes longer dry seasons, far larger wildfires & yes, more smoke. No amount of "raking" fixes it. The scientists warned of exactly this for a very long time /1
MEDICINE HAT, get ready!!! Our #ForeverCanadian volunteers are getting organized and are kicking off their signature gathering campaign. #YXH #ableg #cdnpoli
It is time for Canada to boycott, divest, and sanction Israel. Place crippling import and export tariffs on anything entering or leaving Israel. It is time to starve their war machine. End all economic and trade partnerships with the state of Israel.
Anyone who sells to, buys from, invests in, or takes money from Israel is complicit in its war crimes. I do not understand how any rational person or nation can view what is happening in Gaza is anything other than a genocide as we are sit on our hands watching it happen. Shame on all of us.
I passed an RV trailer on the highway that was painted like the snow fort in The Dog Who Stopped The War. My hoser inner child rejoiced.
There is a likelihood that this headline could be my future epitaph.
Remember when we elected a government on the promise of cheaper beer...and oh-my-god this is a nightmare that just wont end.
Dr. Brian Goldman- My plea to the Canadian government: pick up the half a billion dollars in mRNA research defunded by RFK Jr. Make Canada a global player in mRNA vaccine research. #cdnpoli
Repeat after me. There are no such things as a journalists employed by Postmedia. They are all stenographers or rage farmers. It isn't journalism, it is conservative advocacy. They are basically conservative strategists now. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
Postmedia publications are for wiping your ass with, not for reading. I prefer to get my news from media organizations not owned by Americans. Who does Postmedia even speak for? Not us.
And the conservative prairie governments most affected by the fires are doing almost nothing to adress climate change.
This train is 2.5 hours late to Toronto from Montreal, due to concerns about the effect of heat on the tracks. Global warming is going to screw us in so many ways that we haven't thought of.
Some pure evil from The National Post. Note the quotes. I wonder if the journalists who penned this gave a thought to how normalizing the murder of journalists by calling them terrorists might someday bite them, or someone else whose basic humanity they recognize, in the ass.
Has the National Post ever tried not being the biggest fucking embarrassment in Canadian journalism for once?
"Clause 429 proposes to revoke the charitable status of “anti-abortion orgs. Clause 430 extends this policy to all religious orgs. & aims to prevent these orgs. from obtaining charitable status - could have a massive impact on Canadian society," Good impact on women. I really hope this happens.
Here's an idea ... revoke the charitable status of obvious right-wing propaganda outlets like The Democracy Fund and the Fraser Institute and the True North Centre for Public Policy and the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms.
"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
Demanding that a country should not be criticised for war crimes BECAUSE it is an ethnonationalist state is the height of gaslighting.
Israel = Genocide
Conservatives claim to support the rule of law and judicial independence until it restricts them ideologically.
I never thought that letting go of Twitter was going to be so easy. Besides the vanity of a high follower count, once I deactivated the account and waited the 30 days - I never really thought of it again.
So much for transparency. #AlbertaNext #ableg #abpoli edmontonjournal.com/news/politic...
Remember when we were called antisemitic for declaring the government of Israel to be genocidal and mortally and ethically corrupt? We are witnessing ethnic cleansing in real time. It is time to cut Israel off from all aid and access to arms.
Bring it home? Pierre Poilievre couldn’t even bring it home to his own riding. 2025 is completely representative of Poilievre’s career. From front runner to begging for scraps from an Alberta riding. All noise and no substance.
Each year I age, the less I want to be outside my house and at the same time I don’t like missing out on anything - this is hell.
weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
I am hoping that the right wing meltdown on Twitter over Justin Trudeau having a private life and going on dates would be glorious.
It is about time the Canadian government recognized Palestinian statehood.
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So Israel supporters are just totally OK with the famine and genocide being perpetrated by Israel right now? Shame on any world leader that sits on their hands while this tragedy is unfolding in Gaza.
We’re hilarious
Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
Is no one looking into the fact that the Rebel News-associated grift op www.thedemocracyfund.ca is handing out charitable tax receipts for donations to Tamara Lich's defence fund? Is no one pissed off that the rest of the country is having to subsidize this?
Your morning reminder of some of the people still supporting a sexual predator and child rapist. You're welcome.
A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell. In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know? www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
I’d love the Chris Barber and Tamara Lich sentencing to be a “fuck around and find out moment” for the convoy and its supporters but I feel that no matter the outcome they will be martyrs or victims. I sense disappointment for those who support the rule of law.
People are so clever. I wish I could attribute this to whoever created it, but I have no idea. Also, terribly sorry, as I recognize the importance of alt text, but have no idea if I successfully did it.
Hi, yes, g'morning. This is awkward. But targeting a reporter - hi! - with surreptitiously obtained photos and details of her tooling around town is an attack on the public's right to know. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
Remember that Wayne Gretzky chose to stand with this piece of shit rather than the country that made him a national icon. Wayne Gretzky can still fuck right off.
The fed gov cuts to pay for military and wealthy tax cuts have rapidly expanded. My new analysis shows that most of the cuts will now be on transfers to other govs, non-profits and people. A stunning 1 in 5 dollars is just cuts to FN govs for basic social programs. @policyalternatives.ca 🧵👇👇
I love busy days of doing nothing and feeling like you don’t have enough time to get nothing done.
4 years since I woke up, knowing something wasn’t quite right. For once I listened to my body and went to emergency thinking I had COVID, finding out that I was having a heart attack. 8 days in the hospital during the lockdown. I am eternally grateful for PHRC medical staff for getting me through.
The Senate just introduced Bill S-206 to create a national framework for a guaranteed livable basic income. It won’t make it law yet, but even getting a framework on record is a crucial first step. Let’s push it forward. 🔗 www.parl.ca/DocumentView...
During the election campaign, Mark Carney pledged to increase the CBC’s budget by $150 million dollars a year. Now that he’s in government, he’s telling the public broadcaster to find up to $198 million in annual cuts. He can’t claim to defend the country when he’s gutting its media and culture.
If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.
If the buyer pays extra for Jordan Peterson‘s house, can we arrange it that he never comes back to Canada?
Hey America: Imagine the difference in your country and in the world if you'd just elected the qualified lady? Fuck every single one of you morons who voted for this.
"A [Canadian] Federal Court justice has halted the deportation of a non-binary American in a ruling that criticized Ottawa’s Immigration Department for not properly considering the situation of LGBTQ Americans... in a judgment that their lawyers hailed as precedent-setting."
The ability of conservatives in Canada to convince people to vote against their best interests has always astounded me.
If women submitting to men was a natural way of being, they would not have needed laws, religion & violence to get them to do it.
Nothing has ever been made great again by giving billionaires more tax cuts.
How the fuck can you support an opposition party that doesn’t oppose? The MAGA Congress are doing everything that they said that they were going to do. The Democrats did not have a viable plan to stop them. So yes, I do think Democrats are cowards.
Republicans and the billionaire class that supports them are just evil, selfish, and morally bankrupt people. The true cowards are the ones who can make a difference, but choose to go along or do nothing. The Democrats have just decided to sit there and do nothing.
Some people are more upset about U2 releasing a free album on iTunes years ago, than they are about Israel setting up concentration camps.
There are no bigger cowards in United States then the leadership of the Democratic Party.
thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map
Make the world a better place, punch a Nazi in the face.
Time for Canada to co-ordinate with Japan and other countries and start selling off US treasury bonds. Enough is enough. Time to play hardball #ElbowsUp #CanadaStrong #BoycottUSA #F**kTrump
The difference between RFK Jr and other mass murderers of history is that those other killers murdered millions as part of grand transformational nation-building plans, however evil. RFK seems to want to kill kids just because he thinks needles are icky.
It turns out that the cancelling of the carbon tax did nothing to reduce consumer pricing. I’ve yet to see any savings. In fact, with the loss of the rebates, I’m pretty sure we’re worse off now.
I think ICE is a criminal organization on par with any cartel or organized crime syndicate.
