They just can't feel the moment unless they're spitting in someone's open mouth and then slapping them... 🙄
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They just can't feel the moment unless they're spitting in someone's open mouth and then slapping them... 🙄
Ehn, the more they keep him chugging along, the more likely something just deliciously awful could happen...
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These people live on a different planet, we're just getting a feed of their slop. 😆
If TACO fails, we've got AI to look forward to. This dead horse will get beat.
We had a huge Jeffrey Epstein Files Release Party at the White House! 💙🌈
Drop someone laughing whut?
Because this will all go down on your permanent record
Pretty insane that my cats have been alive over three years, have never taken a bath, and smell just fine. If I don’t bathe the dog for a month she smells like ass.
So not worth the effort
Aaaah...bettah... youtu.be/a5Za8pKGT2E?...
#20YearsBySong #MusicChallenge 1996/Day 5 October Rust 🖤 Beware the woods at night
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Who up picking cat fuzz out of their grizz container?
Silver Fred and Golden Ethel Will Not Mend This Heart O' Mine
Did you guys have to do that dumb Land Rush thing in Jr. High?
Remember when A&E, Bravo, The History Channel weren't utter garbage? Miss those days.
Ray Stevens - "The Mississippi Squirrel Revival" (Music Video) youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU?... via @YouTube
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yeah we're all looking for the guy who did this
It's like hanging onto a floating turd for dear life... 😆
I don't think I've ever posted this on here? But this is one of my favourite videos, I ever made. Just 2 dumb minutes of Tom Cruise sliding. Enjoy.
I wasn't even playing, just found an excuse to bitch about that Boomer Sooner crap. Nobody hates a place more than a life long resident. 😆
Patrick Stewart's version is bad ass for an old Greek Joint.
So you're a thief AND you have performance issues? Druther it be "Tulsa Time" or Where the wind goes sweeping down the plains...😆
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overly sensitive and emotional *types “what‘s this world cumming to” into pornhub search bar
One of the big guys around here compared it to running a weed eater in a toilet bowl, and that's a pretty apt one.
Can't beat Bil-jac from frozen. It's got all the tendons and gristle you need.
It's all cool. Everyone gets their own burlap sack to sit on, and they burn them every 9 wks
A good one as well. 🤘
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I Have Become Hoobastank, Destroyer Of Cocktail Waitresses
doorway to hell actor, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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"Go back to your closet you MF'n Morlock"
Cold, got a bit of a spark of a 9 volt, but that may just be cotton mouth from fear...
I always joke toddlers that won't go to bed are like mean drunks, real Frank Booth type characters...
DEA's gonna start selling drugs as well. Pure healthy morphine for everyone!
Baghul's Home Movies
Wheeze Guys?
It all tastes like a can of corn you opened and left festering in a dumpster.
smokers are only vice signaling
They need to bring in Garth Brooks for questioning and a DNA swab.
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how to exercise your calf muscles
I want to truly thank everyone that has donated so far to the toy fund. So far we have raised $1306 and I would love to hit $1500 by the end of the month to really make a difference at our local shelter! It's really amazing how many good people are still in this world!!!
😱
Ol Jim Pimp Dandy scrabbling for relevancy, accidentally might have done a good deed. Who da thunk it?
"Ripped From The Void, Forced To Be Employed"
Man, this might be too deep a cut for almost everyone but still pretty proud of it. 😆
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All my heart...
That dude would probably sell his soul to the devil for an iced coffee.
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These mfer's been waiting for the toad to be "Presidential" for 10 years. Now what?
You mean the guy who isn't Rufus Wainright?
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Raw is war
Gettin Freaky With The Kashyykians
That joke about why C3PO? There's a giant version of you, and you pick the gold robot?
Thousand yard stare
That's some real under the table stuff at the Flea Market
Yeet Cannons for Everyone!
😆👍
Pshaw. I'd get the Death Star playset. Actually got it from my Grandma back in the day. And an old school Han that doesn't have a jacked up looking head...the later gen's had weird heads.
And? 😆
A census taker just came to test me...he kept his liver. I also told him I wouldn't be giving the current government any information.
Afghanistan is getting its ass handed to itself. Not so that you'd notice tho...least not here...
I do dig "Act Naturally" tho
That one was a "Give Ringo a Go" track, so obv. 😆
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Chef's kiss on that one
Law of Averages
People shouldn't leave coffee stains on other people's pictures. That's a paddlin'
I only listen to Rockabilly for the articles...
😆
"you're"
I want this person to go to jail so bad I can taste it. 😆
Well the hole in the chair is where your balls go When your old your balls hang low so you gotta Have a chair in the shower where your balls go
Easy layup youtu.be/fdgICN3DY4g?...
It probably is a bit rotten-pumpkiny
Plus the boiling, I meant...
Rinsing and swabbing ebberdang thang (inc. teats) with carbolic acid (whatever that is).
Duly Muted. Jesus.
Sing Song Dipthong Billabong Tuff Gong Ding Dong King Kong out of my head, for the moment. Including the what the monkey ever damn game
Somebody Bungie our boy and drop him off a bridge. Maybe he'll spill some secrets.
It was at this time he knew he effed up (by not signing out before looking at this channel) 😆
