weaverdoug.bsky.social

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

lifting fingers. Seriously a bridge too far.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

That put a smile on my face.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

the original sin is his hair

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Glorious!!!!!!!

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

qui es

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Benjamin. I think this is the first time I've encountered sententious. It is a good word.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the same thing

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what I hate about movies. You have to pay attention at their pace.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I tried. I couldn't. I'm tired.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

He inspires like Obama inspired.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

he's so good at this

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a coward.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

he is awful

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

oh that. I'm glad it was ephemeral or important or something. I think it's Thursday night. I'm enduring a fractured hip and I am out of pain killers except for whiskey, which is more fun than a remedy should be.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

lol. uhhhhh like what? I scrolled looking for one of your posts because my leg hurts. And I enjoy you.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

huh

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

what an enviable thing to do

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

thank god it was getting so messy

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Your mom sounds adorable!

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

sometimes you make me laugh so hard

Dr Robert Bohan (@robertbohan.bsky.social) reposted

Dairy farming is very different in Ireland. Breakfast is usually porridge.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

laughing out loud!!!!!!!!

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

great film

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

It's Monday and I am on surreal amounts of pain meds because I fractured my hip a few days ago and the doctors did things to me. I also enjoy whiskey quite a lot and weed. Anyway, I kind of love you. I bought four copies of you book.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social)

I had a dream last night where David Frum was sucking my hard but less and impressive dick.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

four more with no change in preference or reasonableness? That's impressive, and I'm glad you posted it because I just bought mayonnaise today. Not a squeeze bottle and not an urgent purchase. I had tomorrow's turkey sandwich spoken for at the bottom of the old jar. I'm on a surgery high. nite.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I only read it once and i'm exhausted.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I did fight back when accosted at a bus stop a few months ago. I knocked the guy out. I was so surprised you could have pushed me over with a feather. I still have to pee more though.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

amazing

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social)

I just read a description of a psychologist's services, and these words floated: Trauma informed. I want to die.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

gew-gaw with the golden gewgaws

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

they should settle down

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

wow

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

she has such a beautiful face

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

yikes

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Astutely said.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

well yeah

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

If I remember correctly, years ago you were kind enough to discuss this with me on Twitter. I twisted my brain into knots over these two words. I still don't know where lain lies.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

cavitating isn't on the list either

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I was imprecise. The inventor of Listerine caps should be excommunicated. I almost misspelled that because I am drunk.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

and Listerine caps should be excommunicated

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social)

Whenever I read "let that sink in" on someone's post my eyes glaze over.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved her so much

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus he's 73? He looks a lot older.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

fucked up

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

She should call for an investigation.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

so good

Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine.bsky.social) reposted

You don't have to be Lebanese but it helps

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social)

assumptions precede expectations right?

jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

uh…hunter biden for president?

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I would vote for him.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Siri suggest a movie I wouldn't see

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Inshallah on the front page.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

very funny

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

No man should.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

is that true? I would google it but I'm drunk.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

always vigilant for pustules on anything. I have been successful in avoiding them so far—as far as I can see. I do however lower my standards on the train to my employment in Los Angeles, and have even accepted invitations to grope certain men at certain angles.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Just one more thing to be aware of on my walk to school next month. But there will still be a pep in my step.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I so appreciate your fat trimming. Makes me feel less alone.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social)

Emil Bove and Stephen Miller are enjoying a gay cruise together.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

this is so weird

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm I that stupid? I guess I don't know.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish you'd ask him why he hasn't endorsed Mamdani. Btw he didn't even try to answer your question.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

well their not

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

not to mention breathing

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

He. Is. So. Hot.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

He's going to start deporting MAGA

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

that's very good. I fear I may be facing similar challenges soon. My knee is killing me.

L.A. TACO (@lataco.bsky.social) reposted

Isaiah Hodgson, who arrested 2 U.S. citizens, including 20-year-old Adrian Martinez at Walmart and Job Garcia at Home Depot, is accused of entering the women’s restroom and approaching a female while intoxicated and armed with a handgun. lataco.com/border-patro... by @shoton35mm.bsky.social

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

What kind of dog is that? He is adorable!

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

beautiful. I have to get another dog.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I read this amazing book at your recommendation. Thank you!

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

He should go. Offers nothing but the same old shit.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social)

Endorse Mamdani or sit quietly.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

My piano teacher is a Christian Scientist, but not a pushy one. She has a great ear.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social)

I'm so tired of good people in politics.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

endorse Mamdani or sit quietly.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

the definition of brazen

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social)

I'm learning a 4-voice fugue and it's really fun and I can't stop saying motherfucker.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

you're a cool motherfucker.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish I could donate. I am poor. But I can afford something.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a tiny bit drunk right now.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

which is to say ear

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm in awe of your ear and your voice.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

il n'y a pas de quoi.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

beautiful music, beautiful observation

Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

FKN train wreck of an organization.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

right on, sister!

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

endorse Mamdani you poser

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't like that other states aren't "advantaged" by this bill, but hey, Alaskans are a ton more unique and deserving than all the rest of you losers.

Scott Galloway (@profgalloway.com) reposted

👏🏻👏🏻 @borowitzreport.bsky.social

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

there you go

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly I don't understand. I'm 75. nothing else makes sense.

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

lilacs and cod

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

and their menu options haven't changed

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's see, do I know how to count?

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

he's such a gd bucket

weaverdoug.bsky.social (@weaverdoug.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I'm going to frame this.