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@weeder.bsky.social

When the going gets tough, the tough get growing feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ixhocm5tk3fsqbclrbq36mf/feed/aaakauts3eb4m

created August 11, 2023

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Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

C! C! C!

2/9/2025, 1:29:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks everyone, you're very nice

2/9/2025, 1:26:19 AM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha yes the pliers were the last stop before "anymore taking it apart/breaking it and I either replace it or we aren't bathing"

2/9/2025, 1:25:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh man I should have been asking you for help hours ago

2/9/2025, 1:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

😐

2/9/2025, 1:12:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Still possible I guess!

2/9/2025, 12:55:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Victory ✌️

2/9/2025, 12:49:20 AM | 239 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Babe do you need to shower? "do I 'need to' shower?"

A bathtub downspout hacksawed in half with a stuck copper pipe protruding in the grip of an overconfident man
1/9/2025, 10:06:56 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Abandon all hope ye who shower here

1/9/2025, 6:36:16 PM | 82 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

FYI this is the point of no return

A shower valve cartridge with a pair of jaw locking pliers where the handle used to be
1/9/2025, 6:35:42 PM | 162 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Unfortunately, time also ravages me, a sweet boy without malice!

1/9/2025, 4:54:45 PM | 65 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:40:27 PM | 61 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture captain bleach (@blainecapatch.bsky.social) reposted

(Fred Schneider voice) i wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL

1/9/2025, 4:29:29 PM | 623 117 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Perry Bible Fellowship (@pbfcomics.bsky.social) reposted

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2/4/2025, 4:23:03 PM | 1300 169 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey they're on bsky :) pbfcomics.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 3:13:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perry Bible Fellowship note passing meme Top panel: student at desk turns to student behind and says
1/9/2025, 2:48:30 PM | 760 124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

If we were up reading scrolls by candlelight people would say now there's a dedicated scholar

1/9/2025, 1:55:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice πŸ’ͺ

1/9/2025, 1:52:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

I was gonna do this for memorial day but I forgot!

1/9/2025, 6:27:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ‘€ interesting!

1/9/2025, 2:27:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) reposted

I put my pants on everybody else

27/8/2025, 5:09:19 AM | 710 101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis comma bitch (@prof-hinkley.bsky.social) reposted

my superpower is using every tool in the kitchen to make a recipe with "one-pot" in the title

31/8/2025, 11:24:22 PM | 466 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

The labs have gotten too creative

1/9/2025, 2:19:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

It's simple man math

1/9/2025, 2:17:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Thanks for signing up for email and text marketing! Your discount code is YOUCOULDHAVEFOUNDTHISCODEONLINE10

1/9/2025, 1:04:11 AM | 50 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello Luke tell me which man you prefer or perhaps you favor the half man?

1/9/2025, 12:51:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Good evening fellow Chuck Lorre appreciators

1/9/2025, 12:39:43 AM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Going to see some friends, if I don't come back, I turned normal

31/8/2025, 4:01:18 PM | 204 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Guy who just read online that cardio is fine but you should focus on strength training: CARDIo IS FINe bUT yOU SHould FOCus ON sTREnGtH TrAinINg

31/8/2025, 3:13:57 PM | 88 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture m@thew (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) reposted

feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance

31/8/2025, 12:07:28 PM | 2747 387 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

These are great

31/8/2025, 2:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

For aerodynamics

31/8/2025, 5:43:17 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Good to see you, looks amazing!

31/8/2025, 5:04:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Any time I see a character hesitant about going in the portal or rift or time vortex, I think "I'd be in there already"

31/8/2025, 5:03:08 AM | 190 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

You can delete it now, preesh

31/8/2025, 4:52:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

No thanks

31/8/2025, 4:47:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

All I can figure is 911 still grabs some people by the lizard brain

31/8/2025, 4:35:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Take this my friend, you're going to need it

31/8/2025, 4:33:53 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Several people who should definitely know better.

31/8/2025, 4:30:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Norms!

31/8/2025, 4:11:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Long standing Norms? Well they deserve to sit for a bit.

31/8/2025, 3:56:57 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

I was just thinking about this last night

31/8/2025, 1:57:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Love to press on that bench, with my back

31/8/2025, 1:32:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine collecting the pee for their little drug tests

31/8/2025, 1:31:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Son of a gun!

31/8/2025, 12:12:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Second time I've seen hitchbot's corpse today!

31/8/2025, 12:07:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry, that's so hard. Still missing my guy.

31/8/2025, 12:06:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

That's fun!

31/8/2025, 12:01:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely, look at those little guys

30/8/2025, 11:59:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

"Help us improve Google Maps" How 'bout you ask Gemini beeyotch

30/8/2025, 11:58:37 PM | 199 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Doesn't reaaallly bother me but I would definitely ask the Wizard of Oz for an ass

30/8/2025, 11:48:58 PM | 74 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like my MO

30/8/2025, 11:37:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social) reposted

every time i see the words "back to school" a small part of my brain worries it's for me, that i have to go back to school for some reason

30/8/2025, 11:36:07 PM | 448 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Close enough that's what I say

30/8/2025, 11:34:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww thanks doomkick

30/8/2025, 11:16:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

I'm a content creator, satisfied with what I made, don't feel compelled to make more frankly.

30/8/2025, 11:05:03 PM | 87 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Still magnetic tape actually but it's betamax so

30/8/2025, 11:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Sold

30/8/2025, 10:11:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm the oscar the grouch of liking replies

30/8/2025, 10:06:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Should I play xcom 2 next?

30/8/2025, 10:05:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh don't apologize I was myself thinking along the same lines

30/8/2025, 9:31:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's like when a joke doesn't land because you had to be there

30/8/2025, 9:25:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture harpy (@harpy.party) reposted

hell yeah

30/8/2025, 9:15:13 PM | 206 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

In Heaven, everybody likes the same music and movies you do and it doesn't bother you at all. It enhances your enjoyment.

30/8/2025, 8:46:04 PM | 77 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

A river? #foodforthought

30/8/2025, 8:37:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice

30/8/2025, 8:18:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhhhhhh I thought you were holding up a mirror to highlight the vanity of talking about one's followers

30/8/2025, 8:14:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought this was a good post but now I have a new perspective

30/8/2025, 8:09:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Now see these are the kinds of books I could get back into

30/8/2025, 8:06:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the deal?

30/8/2025, 7:38:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cakemittens (@cakemittens.bsky.social) reposted

buying an ethically sourced Wi-Fi extender, handmade in small batches by a local woman-owned business

30/8/2025, 7:13:53 PM | 71 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leen McBeans (@leenmcbeans.bsky.social) reposted

No one is less confused than a woman in a disagreement who says β€œI guess I’m just a little confused” btw. RUN

30/8/2025, 4:18:24 AM | 608 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Any day now :)

30/8/2025, 7:22:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

They're saying what? That you died, sir. Who died? You died, sir.

30/8/2025, 7:21:17 PM | 317 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Type of guy who still won't open the Scrub Daddy he bought two years ago and doesn't understand why

30/8/2025, 7:16:34 PM | 62 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait is this not the dishwasher

Top loading washing Machine tub
30/8/2025, 6:08:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd just pack em in a circle 🀷

30/8/2025, 5:56:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

I'm not saying I loaded the dishwasher perfectly I'm just saying ideal solutions to packing problems are not always the most visually ordered

30/8/2025, 5:42:52 PM | 105 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Updated the National Partisan Scoreboard to reflect this contribution, thank you!

30/8/2025, 5:18:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

⚑⚑⚑:)

30/8/2025, 5:00:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were they out of mirrors when you went to the mirror store

30/8/2025, 4:11:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's fascinating tell me more what led you to this unique and worth sharing personal conviction

30/8/2025, 4:07:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Making an alt called replyraterbot then saying "replyraterbot rate this reply" then switching accounts and saying "garbage"

30/8/2025, 3:42:58 PM | 263 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Unacceptable reply, do better

30/8/2025, 3:38:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

we were all happy for an evening and that’s not nothing

30/8/2025, 1:13:49 PM | 4335 433 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Quick everyone what is something only guy would know

30/8/2025, 3:14:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope she's doing great and has no regrets

30/8/2025, 3:01:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

When someone in the replies misses the point but in a super weird way

That mother fucker back there is not real airplane lady
30/8/2025, 3:00:11 PM | 181 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜πŸ˜‘πŸ˜πŸ˜‘πŸ˜

30/8/2025, 2:57:31 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

It is sad. They couldn't at least give a filter option to exclude dropship bullshit. Such a middle finger to the everyone who ever used that site.

30/8/2025, 2:56:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better than nothing imo

30/8/2025, 2:55:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure I believe anything from Amazon can be charged with spiritual energy. Except for my computer parts and small electronics

30/8/2025, 2:40:52 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Man they REALLY fucked Etsy up huh damn

30/8/2025, 2:39:02 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

Putting some black salt in a bowl on your desk and glancing at it when somebody bothers you

Five star Amazon review It works! Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2025 Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 1) Spread a little bit outside my entrance door, outside of my job and surprisingly someone that was consistently negative at work, was fired. 9 people found this helpful
30/8/2025, 2:36:45 PM | 234 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reply parent

Gang it's time to start hanging some mystic shit on the house

30/8/2025, 2:33:15 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best wards against evil 2025 Wards against evil yard art Wards against evil on a budget

30/8/2025, 2:32:00 PM | 100 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume 4chan is drawing lines around various pictures of his ears right now

30/8/2025, 2:24:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

You guys last night

A bunch of blurry black holes on white backgrounds returned as visual matches for the similar image coming up on an archived Trump truth social post
30/8/2025, 2:13:25 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social)

The guy she told you not to worry about

Green Anole with impressive red white spotted dewlap on display
30/8/2025, 2:11:21 PM | 289 32 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a pretty intense folie Γ  deux last night

30/8/2025, 1:46:05 PM | 47 2 | View on Bluesky | view