No paramount +, no Prime
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No paramount +, no Prime
Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch. Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
The one man who can save Belichick at UNC. #TomBrady #UNC #Belichick #TCU #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #CFB #ACC
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There’s Something About Gary
Labor Day was invented by George Washington during the Revolutionary War to flush out British spies, who would give themselves away by spelling it "Labour Day".
Hopefully, he'll live long enough for Epstein Files and photos to start coming out.
You, a normal person: I guess I'll just wear this dress I got 15 years ago to the party. Me, a fashion icon: Behold! I am sporting an archival look.
Them: you’ve been wearing navy blazers since you were 3 Me: my cuffs are different
WH covering up that Trump is having strokes?
If there is a God, Biden will outlive Trump and that will be nice
This is the way
Michelle is a terrific governor
i’ve been calling her Princess Polio but this absolutely wins
Totally ruins a great rewatch show
About to start selling horse paste tbh
5 years later and the win is otc ivermectin for humans and eliminating the covid vaccine…wtf
“officer i was robbed! he said he was a wallet inspector”
Eventually they’re all going to break ties, this stuff is nonsense. Like Sydney Powell’s defense…the stuff we said was so absurd it wasn’t logical to expect people to believe it.
Breaking news, first in Inside Medicine. Three top career officials have resigned from the CDC. insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...
I get why they resigned, but it also worries me that they’re not there…
The Patriots are planning to release WR Javon Baker, per a source. If Baker clears waivers, he could return on the practice squad.
It looks like the Legally Blonde version of the Bring it On crew trying to be East Coast Ivy League.
Breaking News this evening - Tuesday, August 26 (Reported by Meidas Touch): Democrat Catelin Drey flipped lowa SD-1 — a district Trump won by 11.5 points in 2024 - defeating Republican Christopher Prosch in a landslide special election and breaking the GOP supermajority.
I've been a Dem for 40+ years and I'd much rather have Never-Trumper former Republicans like yourself in my party than the groups who do nothing but complain, b*tch, and moan, and then stay home on election day because their one particular, parochial issue isn't the key plank in the party platform.
Go to hell!
You can explain the last decade of American politics with two memes.
Let’s have a baby / threesome / open marriage to save our shitty marriage…
You rarely see me side with Ohio State, but this is hilarious
Even funnier if it happened every week…no Portnoy tv good
@deadder.bsky.social
McCankles…
Donald Trump is now demanding that Roger Clemens be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame
A. Roger Clemens and his wife are garbage humans 2. Even his wife was busted doing hgh…and denied she knew she was doing it
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
He literally did an "I oppose Trump, BUT his blatant extortion of Intel would cost me less than the duly-implemented tax policies of the Democrats" thing today. That's why he's justifying complimenting Trump in a fake scenario he made up.
He posted the other day that Dems are out of touch policy wise. Basically, if they want people to earn living wages they would incentivize corps to do so. The corp tax rate is 21%…such bs pragmatic, fiscal conservative talking points…21% WTF else more can we give these guys
I’m the furthest from a Trump fan. But the reality is that he would have to shake very hard to equate to the shakedowns of the unrealized cap gains tax and warren’s tax that were proposed.
You mean the unrealized cap gains tax only for people worth more than 100M and pay less than 25% in taxes…boohoo
When people Go Online and say “the Beatles suck” it’s like saying that the earth is flat or gravity doesn’t exist; you can say you believe that if you want but all of our available evidence suggests otherwise
Contrarian bullshit pretends to be individualism
I think my favorite thing (derogatory) about a vast chunk of current AI art is that it’s been so poisoned on Studio Ghibli + Norman Rockwell prompts that it has an instantly identifiable sheen of slightly brown baby shit, an uncanny valley endlessly filling itself with half-formed diarrhea.
Write an email with AI. Hello Good Sir, I hope my note finds you well…it’s like some civil war version of a letter home. My Dearest Margaret, the winter has been cruel and this war is unrelenting, I see bravery in the meekest of men…
it infuriates me that she still has a career. she’s a big part of the genesis of the anti-vax movement.
Literally all I think of when I hear her name is “anti vax autism lady”…and married to the super tough nkotb guy. He’s a total douche too like his bro.
he’s like a bratty kid who dragged the dinner guests into his room to show off his shitty artwork
Don’t miss the framed photo of him bravely yelling, “fight” after his staged assassination attempt. Totally normal to commemorate being shot.
“Everybody says bad things about pedophiles but they always seem to want to shake my hand and buy me a beer for some reason”
Yeah, not a fan of “you may not like to hear it…” contrarian comments. Hard stop when things like white power are mentioned. Or, you may not agree with everything Stalin did, but he was a good father.
Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats
I love the framed photo of him bravely getting up after being shot, to yell “fight”. Totally authentic moment and I would for sure have the moment I was shot framed.
OHHHHHHHHHH! BLOCKED! THE CHIEFS HAVE WON! THE CHIEFS HAVE WON! defector.com/why-your-tea...
Have a finalist presentation tomorrow which is where I put on a suit and beg people to give me work, yes it’s as humiliating as it sounds
Why are dems so afraid to litigate/investigate? I agree, but without proper investigation it seems like a good meme
I know that everyone hates Gavin Newsom but this performative Twitter bit is actually pretty genius
He terrifies the Right, he’s bringing the right fight to them. Left of center hate getting on board with center people, but he’s the guy who can help stop that prick.
Just for those who may be a little confused: This is how an American president should treat Putin.
I am what I am
Not cool, man…hating women.
White farmers learning that they’re welfare queens is the best part of TikTok right now
She’s under 30 and you can see her ugliness pushing the limits of her foundation cover up. Those are serious eye bags, she’s covering up, for 27…the hate and lying taking its toll.
There is no liking this version of our country. If you can afford to send your kid to a private school, then you can drive them or pay for their Ubers. But Dayton, Ohio decided to dump the burden on the public school kids instead and prioritized school buses for the private schools.
The DeVos effect
I AM SANDWICHUS
Look, I dont think this Donald Trump guy is terribly bright.
He’s a lazy, bully and those who think he’s smart, savvy, or even funny are the suckers he knows they are
BIG: A new investigation by @propublica and @TexasTribune found more than 60 instances of nepotism, self-dealing and conflicts of interest among 27 private schools that likely would have violated Texas laws had the schools been public.
DeVos
During the Great Depression, 48% of young adults aged 19-29 lived with their parents Today 52% of young adults 18-29 live with their parents. Life was more affordable during the Great Depression
Trump lowered Corp tax rate from 35% (lowest in our history prior to Trump)to 21% in his TCJA and will remain with BBB…wtf else you guys want?
It was so easy during a time of seemingly walking dead uncertainty… next 434, hi nice to meet you, jab…all good. It was so humane and excitedly pro science to be able to get a band aid so quickly (historically speaking)
You ninnies, of course u use TP.
Not one woman in my life gives a shit regarding what I think they should do…and I mean that in the best possible way
That's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them
I was gonna say we need MTV and rock the vote back but fucking paramount owns them…
I really have come to appreciate the sopranos as this ur-myth/proto-contemporary cultural object because this show is about, amongst other things, terrible men fucking up their lives, lives of other people and being incapable of responsibility; meanwhile, half of the fandom sees them as the victims.
Like his mom is a narcissistic psychopath that made him hit women and cheat on his wife. She’s not the victim or part of the cycle of misogyny…she’s bad and we should sympathize with Tony. So fucked up, but I think that’s why a psychiatrist point of view is so good and Reddit is dog shit.
Look at this dogshit—I’d rather nail my dick to a burning building
Colorado Springs is fucking weird…the escort / rub & tug capitol of Colorado, go figure
Only 21?
This has been the plan all along, as everybody knows. Can we stop pretending it was ever anything but? The October 12th Hamas massacre gave Netanyahu all the excuse he needed. West Bank is next unless he's stopped.
Man, pornhub’s getting weird these days
Wait, I thought we pledged with our sons to not watch porn…because that’s not weird
One good thing about this article is that Bondi looks awful. They try to sell her as an attractive woman…she is ugly inside & out.
chat can we get an opinion here: is a “tomato sandwich” delicious? note: tomato sandwich means two slices of bread, mayo, and 3-4 tomato slices
Mayo, yuck
He is the laziest MFer…period.
Roses are red Violets are blue Trump is in the Epstein files
We need an SNL skit…congress comes back in September with an explanation. They acknowledge that they already acknowledged the files exist, but a crazy mix up. Some sort of like Ronald Thump guy is all over the files..
Keep up the Trump/Epstein pressure. Don't let up. “Trump Epstein connection“ is now dominating political and search engine discussions. Bookies also have slashed Trump’s odds of completing second term.
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I would love to see them withTrey on Sunday, his solo stuff is fun
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost. What’s the best show outside of that group?
