The thing about Bills fans is they’re human garbage
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The thing about Bills fans is they’re human garbage
I was not watching the game but I will say with absolutely guarantee that the fan had it coming and Lamar didn’t go far enough
I can’t root for the Ravens anymore because I’m sick of losers. I’ve sworn off all losers. Carlos Alcaraz is my only friend
The Dolphins broke me so hard today I’m just a Josh Allen fan now. Cool QB. Seems like a nice guy
John Harbaugh: loser
The Dolphins are galaxy behind the Daniel Jones Colts
Like Jim
Ravens have a loser stink on them. Gross
MARGARET!
Re: your question the other day @guaperia.bsky.social
Canada age 21 season to Miami age 22 season Alcaraz: 31-9, 2 titles Nadal: 35-13, 0 titles Monte Carlo age 22 season to USO age 22 season Alcaraz: 46-2, 6 titles (2 slams) Nadal: 53-3, 8 titles (2 slams)
Carlos Alcaraz has won 6 titles in his last 8 tournaments: Monte-Carlo W Barcelona F Rome W Roland Garros W Queen’s Club W Wimbledon F Cincinnati W US Open W
Mark Ruffalo is so fucking good at being in the movie Margaret
Actors, by Carlos Almaraz, 1987, 📸 by Robert Deutsch
bottom-5 team in the league without question
Thought is a wrap you put around feeling
There’s no such thing as thoughts
I hate being like “AI could never” cause that’s not the point I’m making but when people argue that an AI being could replicate human thought, I’d point them to this. Every character, especially Lisa, is just flailing. Every human thought is directly and messily connected to bodily experience
Margaret is the only movie ever made about a person
J Smith Cameron should have 10 trillion Oscars for Margaret
“Are my eyes open or closed” “They’re open” “What do you mean?”
I need to read this still
Hell yea
Lmao let me live
Watching MARGARET again
Me looking at Carlos
That means focusing on… and I’m already sleeping
It’s spelled iCarly
I think I’m a Bills fan. Josh Allen is cool and I hate the Dolphins.
Im spinning whoa oh woah oh woah im spinning
If I start to dance we both start to dance and sometimes by chance we’re together
Probably the writer I get the absolute most from these days. Perfect at what she does
I find it adorable that people spent all offseason pretending Bo Nix was a good qb
If momma was married we’d live in a house as private as private can be Just momma 3 ducks 5 canaries a mouse 2 monkeys 1 father 6 turtles and me
@courtcorner.bsky.social you Barn it up as well? I still need to finish the Hanif! Lost it in the move
HM: Radetzky March, Dan Yack by the GOAT Blaise Cendrars,
They don’t call him Anthony donterr
My top 5 1. Happiness as Such by Natalia Ginzburg 2. Playworld by Adam Ross 3. Open by Andre Agassi 4. Cold Shoulder by Markus Werner 5. An Ideal Presence by Eduardo Berti
Whats the best book you read this year?
Very good for the sport that it’s not a clean split between natural and hard surfaces. Need a Carlos win at AO
He didn’t and I’m happy now
It’s so hilarious they put him in all red this tournament
lmao Alc telling Sinner that "I've seen you more than my own family"
Carlos if you thank the president I’m going to kick your ass
“Im seeing you more than my family” - Carlos to Jannik
“I tried my best today. I couldn’t do more” - Jannik Sinner
I hate Jannik the whole match and then he comes out and he’s the funniest sweetest man to ever live
Marking myself safe from yet another Sincaraz final @nitishpahwa.com
Just like that, Carlos is #1 in the world and back in control of the Sincaraz rivalry. If he can play like this on hard courts, the next 10 years looks a lot different Nothing matters more than Australia though.
Carlos Alcaraz wins the #USOpen in 4 sets over Jannick Sinner
This is by far the best we’ve ever seen him. Dominant and focused and strategic. Not trying to entertain or extend rallies, just trying to get quick wins. Dropped 1 set on route to a slam victory. Dominated service games against the best returner in the sport
It’s honestly as dominant a match as Alcaraz has ever played. Thoroughly dismantled Sinner and it wasn’t really that close or arduous but I’m glad I could keep things negative
Trump is so sad lmao
CARLITOS WHAT A FUCKING TRIUMPH
It’s important to know that I never doubted Carlos Alcaraz
ACED HIM
brought the championship point to a deuce!!!
ONE MORE CARLITOS
This set is over. This is going 5
Ace him, Chucky
Thank god he got away with it
Jannik is playing so far back this game. It’d be really funny if Carlos, the ULTIMATE sportsman, underhanded a serve for the match
If Carlos doesn’t win this game, I think Sinner wins the match
Serve it out
Serve it out, Charlie
One more game Carlos
Honestly feels like Carlos played the last return game safe after he got the break and hold
Sincaraz getting back to tight point margins after those skewed sets ... now that's what I call Tennis
Carlos is all business
McEnroe tried blaming the abdomen and Fowler basically told him to shut the fuck up
Carlos not going for style points
Nice time for an ace
Yep. Needs this hold
Carlos needs this hold or he’s fucked
I mean he’s been ruthless in this USO.
John McEnroe take Trump’s dick out your mouth
Sinner is finding the serve
Speedy speedy Carlitos
CARLOS
Sinner is gonna find himself here and Carlos needs to hold serve and win a tiebreak if he can
Carlos not as precise as he was in the first and third sets. Needs to find it
Carlos aggressively does not want this to go to 5 sets
Fourth set has some magic in it so far
This game is longer than the whole 3rd set
Jannik isn’t losing this set
Jannik you dog
They both force each other to raise their risk tolerance significantly and thus raise their error rate. It’s crazy
This is going to 5 sets and I think Jannik will beat Carlos in a 5 setter for the first time ever
Here comes Jannik
Im watching on my phone in a parking lot outside Paris Texas and losing it
Win or lose, this is a Carlos that really isn’t having fun out there and that’s a huge leap for him. From clown to executioner
Carlos just made Sinner do a 360
I need to check the tape to see if it’s bad to not put up any offense against the Colts
All USO* not all year obviously
Been a weird match. Carlos has been phenomenal in the first and third sets. Catastrophic 2nd set. Jannik has been very good but the serve is bad as it’s been all year
Carlos up on Jannik 2 sets to 1. Could have a classic brewing
Fuck him
This is looking like a possible 5 setter
CARLOS