فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
business school professor writing about improving academia is such a "bro thinks he's on the team" it'd be on-the-nose to even post it
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
business school professor writing about improving academia is such a "bro thinks he's on the team" it'd be on-the-nose to even post it
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like you could be further, then!
Colin Spacetwinks (@spacetwinks.bsky.social) reposted
let your haters become taters in the chip bag of success
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
even by the standard of "durr kipping pull-ups are a different exercise" these are fucking dogshit. hegseth's not even getting to ninety degrees of extension
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
mmmmm..... krosis
utopia deferred (@utopia-defer.red) reposted
The Democratic Party leadership does not believe in the legitimacy of their own party’s primary for the largest city in the USA because they’re Islamophobic and anti-Arab racists who believe Mamdani is an illegitimate upstart who was not supposed to win. They are anti-democratic, in short.
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
good one you big shiny bitch
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
#ReleaseTheCuomoList
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
really got your eye on the ball here huh dick
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
bitchmade
Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted
Sorry boss, I'm not going to get a lot of work done today. Yeah, the president climbed onto the roof of the White House and nobody knows why.
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
elisa suckskin
public health guy (@publichealthguy1.bsky.social) reposted
this was a crime against humanity, and the prosecution of that should fall to the ICC, imo. he should also be prosecuted federally for the myriad national security laws he violated. these crimes are as serious as it gets. we have to see justice
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
square enix jrpg titles have such a palpable hatred for the english language, i love it this is like the equivalent of doing "durka durka" for arabic
headfallsoff (@headfallsoff.com) reposted reply parent
tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past? nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to omega force: she was killing one million guys
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
same tbh
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
god i wish the iron sheik had lived long enough to see this
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t doubt Shapiro is sincerely islamophobic but I also suspect seeing someone with natural Obama rizz turns him into Salieri
Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted
The Democratic Party’s capitulation to the Crypto lobby is one of the most nakedly corrupt things I’ve seen in my life. Crypto is a blatant scam with zero value that is designed to end popular control of our currency. Dems just co-signed the next global financial crisis. It’s unforgivable.
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
A generational bitch
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
Genuinely would have been a better choice to go with a mood-shattering Juicy J rap break about pussy squirt. No idea what they were thinking
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
It got sampled for something so I've been hearing a lot of Jesse McCartney's "Beautiful Soul" (2004) and am reminded that despite otherwise being a perfectly serviceable pop song, it has what I'm certain is the worst bridge in all of recorded music
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
Any politician who has never flown on the world’s most famous pedophile’s jet should call for a bipartisan committee to investigate — and then release — the Epstein files. What a way to reach across the aisle.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
bidens “border bill” wasnt just immoral, it was one of the biggest political mistakes ive seen in my lifetime not only immoral but completely handicapped the party from capitalizing on this backlash, everyone involved should be drummed out of politics forever
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah that was an insanely stupid idea and it's concerning you do not feel bad about it in hindsight
Chris Person (@papapishu.bsky.social) reposted
Guy surrounded by waifu figma strapping on the first reformed vest on his way to star in an Isekai.
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
did you click the "altoona-style pizza for brains" box when you applied? i'd hate to think you missed out on any consideration for your horrendous malady
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
get a real job
Tristan Johnson (Taylor's Version) (@stepback.nebula.tv) reposted
very tall bart (@tallbart.com) reposted
Nathan Kalman-Lamb (@nkalamb.bsky.social) reposted
IDF soldiers have now themselves admitted they have been ordered to murder aid-seekers in Gaza. Truly an atrocity built on atrocity. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you for not embarrassing yourself on this
good hyuck, babe! (@markpopham.bsky.social) reposted
ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER IN LINE AT VILLABATE: i no trust-ah Zorhan Mamdani.... he-ah too skinny *phone beeps* ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER: ohhhh... he looka so good now! *suspiciously* now it Antonio Cuomo who look too skinny
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
"I agree with the completely fictitious rationale, but I have process concerns about what forms they filled out" absolutely bitchmade, resign and/or atone
SE Gyges (@segyges.bsky.social) reposted
increasingly obvious that congressional dems have seized on the "distraction" thing because it provides them with an excuse for doing nothing about any concrete issue and instead complaining about some general principle that they think plays well in focus groups
ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) reposted
Plessy v. Ferguson for trans people
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
hows the metaverse doing shitass
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
it is time to shut down the mormons like japan did to unification church and aum shinrikyo. clear your big goofy temple out, that shit aint real and you know it
Joad The Wet Sprocket (@joadsprocket.bsky.social) reposted
these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
Da Nasturbator
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
thats a certified mashallah
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
josh gottheimer too busy murdering puppies?
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
i really appreciated how the ALAB episode about the Omegaverse, fairly-stated one of the more esoteric expressions of gender diversity that tends to inspire reaction, took the time to understand/explain why people might sync with it, and declined to be shitty about it
Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) reposted
The chief of the country’s premier anti-antisemitism organization is now praising a government official who just this week defended Holocaust denial as part of “viewpoint diversity.”
esoteric cyberdoll (@dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online) reposted
Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted
being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
turn on your monitor
Lee Knox Ostertag (@mollyostertag.bsky.social) reposted
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
menendez claiming he was hoarding gold bars due to epigenetic trauma from the cuban revolution is probably one of the all-time funniest justifications for taking bribes
Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted
Groimes oi cornt pees
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
saw someone pull the shoulder zooming trick (in slow, not stopped traffic) once and someone in the right lane juked into the shoulder and fully checked him/crushed his mirror. no idea what that guy's plan was, but bless him
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
completely unfair characterization! they could have also been purchasing CSAM
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
ppl would probably assume, but his work on islamic economics is uniformly dogshit that gets an audience because it offers a counter explanation for colonial underdevelopment of the middle east, no one in his field respects him
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
one hundred percent of replies so far taking this at face value, bsky delivers yet again
Carl Beijer (@carlbeijer.bsky.social) reposted
I am hearing that on his deathbed, Gerry Connolly received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
damn derek, gonna have the agent fuck your wife too
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
damn man while you're up there you should check for polyps
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
Paying a corkage fee on a buzzball
becca laurie (@imbeccable.bsky.social) reposted
bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted
The problem with responding to Dem losses in 2024 by "meeting voters where they are" is that most pivotal group of voters in 2024 have absolutely no idea where they are
Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
A small but potentially decisive slice of American elites seem to think it is possible to have an authoritarian state regarding criticism of Israel and a free liberal democratic society on everything else. I think it is increasingly clear this is untrue. It is a package deal.
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut the fuck up
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
oooh also Mar de Plastico, a ridiculous, moderately sexy crime drama
s (@stahl.bsky.social) reposted
Oh my god I’m crying
Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted
Because it was a fake job 👍 hope that helps www.wsj.com/articles/the...
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr_X... ed please check this shit it's even dumber than the dub
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
uncanny william h macy as frank gallagher
warrior cop (@wyattprivilege.bsky.social) reposted
“ANOTHER FUCKING LEAK JESUS CHRIST” (Hegseth waking up next to angry wife in pissed bed)
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
Timer Kuran out there tearing the remains of his hair out bc Epstein only wanted to financially support eugenics and not racism
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
If you're a FIRE type and you somehow never got any Epstein money you've gotta feel left out
Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted
If the notion the Gaza protests were broadly antisemitic was a fringe conservative media canard rather than an idea spread by the mainstream press, would they be trying all this legally? How much are columnists talking nonsense going to cost these colleges? How many students will suffer?
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
What if instead of sonnō jōi it was sonnō JOI and the ishin shishi were telling you how to crank your shit
L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Reconstruction 2: For Real This Time
southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) reposted
The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.
CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective (@crimethinc.com) reposted
"Abolish ICE" sounded like a radical demand to Democrats, though ICE itself only dates to 2003. Today, it should be clear to even the most deluded liberals that if you establish institutions for the sole purpose of brutalizing people, authoritarians will inevitably use them to consolidate power.
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
the next democratic administration must engage in a rigorous de-nazification of the entire federal workforce
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
surprised if saparmurat niyazov never thought of this one
James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) reposted
“McDonalds workers in Denmark make more than Honda workers in Alabama” is such a key point. It’s the institutions, stupid.
shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted
that's still a lot of people, let's not focus on the negatives
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao
warrior cop (@wyattprivilege.bsky.social) reposted
Well at least there’s one bright spot. Lemme just look up what VIX is real quick
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted
Two days into his speech, Cory Booker is discussing the flaws in the plot of Jiujutsu Kaisen, suggesting that Hiromi was a great character wasted in favor of "empty plot" around Fumihiko Takaba. Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) is loudly jeering that "it needed some comedy" and Booker is clearly angry.
Chris Person (@papapishu.bsky.social) reposted
We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
ok but Senator Wicker is very obviously not going to do that, of which you and everyone else in your office are well aware. so what else we got here
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Trump threatens to put American citizens on deportation flights to a slave prison in El Salvador
warrior cop (@wyattprivilege.bsky.social) reposted
The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Dress for Less
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social)
lmao suck it
James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) reposted
warrior cop (@wyattprivilege.bsky.social) reposted
From the cuck chair: no one’s gonna respect you after this dude
فقهي مش شغال (@welcomebacksadr.bsky.social) reply parent
hey representative himes, anything to say about Senate leadership agreeing to pass Trump's funding bill in exchange for literally nothing or do you have another ten bike rides you want to tell us about in between high-fiving hedge fund guys on CNBC