Is Jillian Michaels divorced? She's giving toxic divorced energy.
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Is Jillian Michaels divorced? She's giving toxic divorced energy.
Get your garlic, boys!
I am unfortunately still drunk from the internet last night. I envy your sobriety.
Here goes nothing, but I mean it: It's either abortion on demand or tubal ligation on demand. Never neither; otherwise women literally have no agency over their own bodies. They have been screaming this for decades! (Actually longer, but we dismiss that 😡.) Why do we have these sexist expectations?
Bring a book and best of luck with your stall!
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
Celebration- Kool & The Gang No One Mourns The Wicked- Wicked Broadway Cast A Lovely Day- Stevie Wonder I could go on, but you get the gist.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Devil takes Trump to keep. If he should die before I wake, I hope the timeline celebrates. Manifesting. ✨
Hello there. I'm an American. Most of our legacy media has been purchased by billionaires. Anyone who would say what you're suggesting has been sacked. (I'm speaking British for you.) On top of that, those that dare tell the truth are sued by the President. It's proper fucked, guv.
I am watching an American woman feed her Italian husband Olive Garden for the first time and y'all... my boy look HAUNTED
I saw Dick Tracy as a kid and for years I dreamt of being a mob accountant.
Death Panels by a malfunctioning robot, designed to prioritize shareholder profits over human lives. Dystopian in every way.
IT IS.
I thought they called that "Parliament".
Yes, this. ALSO I’ll add: we are too damn used to most D politicians standing for nothing. Newsom seems different & exciting because he does stand for something. The problem is that something is **his own ambition** We can do better than Temu Patrick Bateman. He’s a shitty opportunist & will fail 👎🏻
Maniac Mansion, Friday the 13th (NES), Myst.
Bruh, my birthday is inauguration day.
The latest episode of #DirtyLaundry on Dropout was an all-timer.
I am definitely not a person who will thrive during the Mad Max era
Maggie Simpson clearly possesses the deviousness of Bart and the intelligence of Lisa, and it is only through the grace of the Simpsons' sliding timescale that we are kept safe from her reign of terror.
Quentin Tarantino is wrong. His masterpiece is not "Inglorious Basterds", but "Jackie Brown".
Because our police agree with them.
anyway the choice america faces going forward is live in the confederacy or do reconstruction for real and purge those motherfuckers from all of public life. and there isn’t really an in-between.
Happy birthday to yo momma
I don't fw Netflix anymore, so I look forward to your thoughts.
CORRECT, BROTHA!
I liked this skeet even though you should be jailed for "udderly".
MY ICE-COLD HAMILTON TAKES: The best song in act one is "Satisfied". The best song in act two is "Room Where It Happens". Thank you.
You are a menace.
How is my country disintegrating today? What new ways of being dehumanized have the people in charge invented for me today? What other parts of my identity are becoming functionally illegal? What new complete moron has been appointed to destroy something that cannot be repaired?
i am pro-"partisan statehood measures." make DC a state. allow PR a binding resolution to determine if want statehood. offer the same to our other island holdings — american samoa, guam, the northern mariana islands and the US virgin islands. if they agree, incorporate them as a 1 or 2 units.
Great week for people who are like once I saw a black person, therefore it’s time for martial law
Sorry, but if you can’t keep your white kids from becoming white nationalists, that’s on you, white parent.
I would like everything everywhere to stop getting worse all the time
I hate a lot about the United States, but truly the best thing here is being able to tell shitty family members to fuck off.
Olivia Rodrigo is a modern-day Alanis Morissette, in this essay I will *other things I think while high
Has no one in gen z invented a bop about parasocial love? *this is what I think about high
if there is a single person on this earth who hears Missy Elliott playing and doesn't immediately get up and start moving i never want to meet them
This is why all Republicans should have been systemically removed from public office back in late January 2021.
$20 says she is fully aware and traumatized but is unwilling to do anything about it. She can be both a victim and complicit.
there are people who believe that this is just another political nadir for one party that will be amended in two years or four and there are people who know that the republican party is a genuine, committed antidemocratic and anti-constitutional movement and the former need to be removed from power
Jane Fonda, seen here about to explain her life story and motivating philosophy before having a fight to the death with Solid Snake
It's fun to say, too!
I know I'm biracial, but everything destroying America is white people fault. I'm not even trying to make people feel bad, it's just true.
Sometimes I think of how only two generations of us were even allowed to attend these settler colonial ass universities in tiny, awkward handfuls, and how even that was too much
TV Idea: A Czech and an Australian join the police. The series is called "Czech and Mate." I have literally no other ideas for it. ABC has already ordered two seasons.
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I hate having a crush.
Gonzo has no power, habibi. (May I call you habibi?) Aim for higher in the Gonzo world. Like the ones with spaceships. (Friendship with earth Gonzo necessary.)
I'm an American who discovered you while watching Guy Montgomery illegally on YouTube! You're great!
It's been awhile since we've had this format (I think "Don't Cry" was the last time) so this was lovely.
No; for I'm nether rich, white, or basic
You can date anyone you want!* *straight relationships only
Jesus, this makes me miss the city so much.
Court of Fey and Flowers! It's delightful! And horny!!
I’m experiencing phantom pain where my hope used to be
"Go to the movies or something!"
The cast list for The Mighty Nein is stacked af!
It's gorgeous, but I've never tried one. How does it taste?
I am not enjoying living in a country this eager to end the world.
This is genuinely the most alarming thing I have seen in the most alarming year of my life
I literally just unloaded all my fears about America onto my poor, unsuspecting D&D party. I get you.
Ah, the peanut butter m&m! A woman of taste.
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Conservatives would rather demolish the entire country at great expense than spend a single dollar to help people in poverty
New, awesome diss just dropped
A Florida law signed by Governor Ron DeSantis in May makes it a felony for a volunteer to collect more than 25 signatures for a campaign from people outside their family without getting approval from the state. boltsmag.org/florida...
Hey man, just wanted to let you know that this message meant a lot to me, and I've been thinking about it. I'm so glad I was able to help you for a night.
Take it from someone who just climbed Mt. Fuji: don't fucking climb Mt. Fuji.
I just watched a Bill Wurst video for the first time and in his style, *I'M* *TOO HIGH* *TO BE* * P O S T I N G *
Btw, this skeet inspired me to also bathe (skipped for depression reasons). I am now fresh. Thanks.
It took me forty years, but I finally appreciate the semicolon.
I know the answer, but why are we allowed to have an entire state devoted to one small "denomination" of Christianity (Utah), but there's a NATIONAL MEDIA CIRCUS every time one (1) Muslim politician becomes popular?
Why doesn’t Bluesky just use their fancy verification thing to verify Palestinian accounts instead of banning them. 🧐🤔
It is really telling that billionaires have enough to buy anything they want and the thing they want is fascism.
I am literally sick and tired of living in a society that is trying to speed-run the apocalypse.
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
Boo! Tomato tomato tomato! (I jest!)
it's fitting then that MAGA chuds have embraced AI slop; they seem to recognize that the world they want does not exist and cannot exist and so they make do with these virtual facsimiles.
I'm a vegetarian (ok, pescetarian) and I cosign this message.
I'm so sorry but I have to tell you that I originally read this skeet with a comma instead of a period and I am just picturing the doctor removing her Mission Impossible mask to reveal Audra McDonald.
We're all living through so much trauma right now. I feel like I could bite through steel.
Jesus Christ, does this hit hard here in the U.S.
INT DOCTOR'S OFFICE: SIMONE: Will I be okay, doctor? DOCTOR: Your head CT looks clear, but we'll need to run some cognitive tests. (A beat) DOCTOR: Can you name three Tony Award Best Actresses? SIMONE pauses, smiles, looks directly at camera FIN
Like a POET
I repeat: Ain't Shit.
I know these are famous last words, but I am brave: This Edible Ain't Shit
I would like a Democratic party that refuses to nominate anyone to Congress who doesn’t promise to vote to impeach the president, the six fascist Supreme Court justices, all Trump appointed federal judges, and to expel every Republican Senator and House member.
The DM put this in front of us FOR A REASON! 60% of the time, A GOOD REASON!!
Very true. And since we're all experienced role players, the rest of the party is naturally cautious. I normally am as well. However it is truly freeing to go "Why is everyone so paranoid?" And March into the unknown.